How's your health?

My cock hurts please nurse it back to health.

Well my eye hurts. Like inside of it.

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My ass itches

>>377831872
>tfw i didnt know that the only chance you get to romance a girl is when your at level 9

>>377831872
I-i want to be your guinea pig.. P-please..

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>>377832298
Let me see whats wrong with it. Bend over.

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My jaw clicks when I open it. It doesn't hurt or anything, I find the sound pleasant actually.
I have phimosis even though I'm 22.
My balls itch like motherfucker every day even though I shower at least every day. Like, the area between the dick, balls and the inner thigh.
I have a tooth filling that needs a little adjusting, food gets in-between the teeth too much.
I have a disfigured chest cavity, not sure if pectus excavatum or the other one.
I shit only twice a week.

That about covers it doc...

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>>377832964
Okay anon:

- Go to a dentist and get some kind of braces for your jaw problems and fix your teeth.

- How far does the foreskin go? You'll probably need to get a circumsicion, go see your urologist.

- Did you shave your balls? Is the area red? If not get some soap and wash your balls.

- Chest cavity can be fixed by lifting.

-You're constipated, i suggest you cut the junk food and start adding fiber to your diet. If you don't cure your constipation right now you'll probably get cancer or get something like IBS where you won't stop farting.

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>>377834457
>How far does the foreskin go?
I've never seen my dick head in my life, so basically it's covered even when it's erect.
>Did you shave your balls? Is the area red?
Shit itches regardless of whether it's shaved or not, I tried both. The area is a little red but it may be because I scratch it too often

Man I cant wait for all those prostate "exam" doujins

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>>377835195
You need a circumcision, friend. How often do you shave?

How do you jerk off with phimosis? Pulling it must be painfull.

Actually I'm fine, my jaw's been hurting on the left side for the last month but it suddenly got a lot better this morning. Anyway let's fuck

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>>377831872
>very low muscle mass; scrawny as all hell
>foreskin retracts just under the head but no further (aged 19)
>skin dries out and flakes really fast (within a day or two) all over my face and arms, i can barely rub my arms without causing a blizzard or wear dark clothes without looking like i have terminal dandruff
>emollients and special shower gel won't work
>have painless ulnar nerve subluxation in left elbow, stops me from doing push-ups without an uncomfortable click. worried it'll snap one day
That's about it, Doctor.

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>actually posting your health problems

>>377835727
>How often do you shave?
Every 2 months, when it gets too hairy.
Also, it's not painful to jerk off at all, but my dick's sensitive so I never had to pull it roughly
>tfw sensitivity will be lost after the circumcision

>>377835727
>How do you jerk off with phimosis?
You just lower your grip.
t. was a late retractor