Woah.

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Its eight

Warped is best Crash game.

Fight me faggots.

That's pretty fucking sweet. Accurate to a tee too

i knew thats what it would say but i had to check anyway.

cb2 is a good game none the less but the departure from the games established formula makes it a weak title in the crash quintology and set up the low risk formula that plagued future crash games. Removal of long time characters such as tawna also alienate fans of the series. Overall id give it a 6/10

>>377825394
Does remaster Crash even "whoa"? His "uh oh" on the remastered intro for the first game already established his voice is completely different and isn't trying to mimic the original.

This is the only video game I've been hyped for in years. Can't fucking wait to play some crash again.

Is he crazy or something? He looks scary.

>>377825832
>Removal of long time characters such as tawna also alienate fans of the series.
Tawna was removed in the very second game of the series, she was no long time character, she was a one-off character by definition.

Sure it sucks she basically got replaced by Coco for a stupid reason (which didn't even work since Coco got sexualized anyway), but Tawna's absence wasn't really missed at the time.

>>377826132
>Is he crazy or something?
Crash is fucked in the head and thirsts for danger.

>>377825394
Coco when?

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I made his eye bigger so it looks more like >>377825646. Discuss.

>>377826302
Coco is shit and doesn't respect her big brother.

>>377826370
So much better. Thanks anon.

>>377825718
the warp room music is the best. in fact all the music in 3 is very memorable and well designed. 1 has a nice ambience and 2 has a real feel of passion without a lot of skill. the boulder music from 2 was its strong point imo. 3 is fun and all but 2 has better level design

>>377826370
much better

>>377825394
>gloves are different color than hair and boots

REEEEEE

>>377825718
>all dose underwater, boat, tiger, jetski and plane levels

I could only tolerate the racing ones because the music was awesome, i can't wait to hear the new version.

>>377826661
i swear the racing levels were the best thing about 3. the secret one where you play in the dark was one of my favorite levels

>>377826463
>>377826661
>>377826882

One of the reasons 3 is the best is because of all those different style levels. It breaks up the monotony and keeps you wanting to play more without getting tired of anything. Warped is the absolute king of pacing.

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>>377825718
but your right.
I hope they remake best Warped cover art, NA cover was shit

>>377827279
It's funny because usually in Crash threads people shit on 3 because of all the "not-platform" stuff.

>>377827281
They remade the other one.

>>377826263
I've always thought of him in terms vaguely like this, but thank you for that line, which I will now use ver batum to describe Crash henceforth

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>>377827281
what were they thinking?

>>377826370
Still looks retarded. The mussle should be less stiff.

Alright post the Coco

Rock It, the first level of Crash Bandicoot 2.

>>377827703
That sad dinosaur has to be one of the greatest mysteries of makind.

>>377825394
WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO CRASH?

>>377828205
He's not in the game, right? I can't really remember

>>377825394
I like it

>>377828435
He is, you ride him around in the swamp like Yoshi.

>>377827279
The one thing the series is consistently good at; which is platforming (as in, not riding animals and not flying planes and not swimming) you consider 'monotonous'.

>>377827473

Well... I could if you wanted.

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>>377828205
>>377828435
Yes he is

in crash bandicoot 3 At the main menu press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, Square. Do it now.

>>377828579
>The one thing the series is consistently good at; which is platforming (as in, not riding animals and not flying planes and not swimming) you consider 'monotonous'.

Anything, no matter how enjoyable, will get old after a while unless you have severe autism.

That's literally what monotonous means. It doesn't mean boring, it doesn't mean bad, it means one-note. Variety is a good thing.

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Got this gif from discord

>>377828414
Made him look like a serial killer. I think we should let VV know that they really should increase the pupil size... I already did.

>>377829478
But he is a serial killer. He kills little animals.

>>377829478
man this honestly me:a all over again. one guy and 5 minutes in paint vs a studio with the most important playstation ip of all time.

>>377829302
>Anything, no matter how enjoyable, will get old after a while unless you have severe autism

...That is exactly why the gimmick levels quickly wear out their welcome. Don't need them in every warp section.

>>377830056

Even if you lump all of the different styles together like that, it's still one level per section, meaning they're like 20% of the game AT MOST.

So yeah, I would say they've very much welcome in every warp section.

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>>377829919
I don't think so. ME:A had critical flaws and these pupil size problems are extremely minor compared to them. Increasing pupil size take a minute at most if you have the original art layers, but reconstructing a face and its bones could take a day,

>>377829478
>I already did.
that was me you faggot

>>377826370
Autism.

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>>377830708
What? I notified VV through twitter. Unless you're trying to pull off some next level mindfuck.

>>377830629
i meant more with art directors and designers not seeing the flaws in their work. whoever did the new character design for crash stripped him of his comicallness in all of the artwork.

okay but when are they going to remake the crash 2 commercial

>>377831060
>>377830708
It was me all along.

>all these faggots pretending like the plane, jetski, racing missions weren't cancer as fuck

It's the reason why 2 is the best.

2 > 1 > 3

Don't get me wrong I like the whole Old fable, Egpytian, Futuristic settings and shit that's in 3 which gave it a lot of personality but those non-platform missions were AIDS. The bear/tiger riding missions were always fun so I have no problems with that. I mean the Jetski missions weren't hard or anything but the fucking plane missions were annoying as fuck as a kid and even the motorcycle races with Crash could be annoying as fuck, especially when you manage to get 1st place and then last second some faggot in a car comes gliding ride by you.

Of course as an adult now I would probably find none of the shit hard but I'm sure we're all judging this based on when we played this shit as children, which in case why so many people hated the non-platforming parts of 3. I kinda wish I didn't sell all my PS2 games for 360 games like an idiot, I kinda want to play Wrath of Cortex or whichever the Crash game was with those Elemental Masks.

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>>377825394

>>377832039
I hope the remake can make the non platform sections actually fun. Like rework the plane mechanics a bit to make it fun to fly around for example. No idea how they can make the swimming levels any good though.

>>377832039
sounds to more like its a case of you being bad at crash bandicoot 3

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>>377832039
Funnily enough it's more or less the same problem Sly experiences in its second and third games, where the third became riddled with distracting minigames

Warped was a much prettier game, but fuck getting dicked over by the AI in Hot Rod levels, or the tension of the ski level bombs that completely fucked with the pace

Twisanity is the best straight up platformer after ND's trilogy

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Crash 2 was the best game in the series

>>377830543
>one level per section
>20% of the game AT MOST

Heh, okay. Let's see.

>Chamber 1
>Under Pressure (swimming)
>Orient Express (animal riding)
>Makin' Waves (jetski)

Already that's 3 of the first 5 levels that are gimmicks.

>Chamber 2
>Hog Ride (motorcycle)
>Midnight Run (animal riding again)

>Chamber 3
>Deep Trouble (swimming again)
>Road Crash (motorcycle again)

Still at 2 gimmick levels per section.

>Chamber 4
>Bye Bye Blimps (airplane)
>Tell no Tales (jetski)

>Chamber 5
>Orange Asphalt (mororcycle)
>Mad Bombers (airplane)

>Chamber 6/hidden levels
>Ski Crazed (jetski)
>Area 51? (motorcycle)
>Rings of Power (airplane)
>Hot Coco (jetski)

There's 32 levels in the game. That's 15 gimmick levels not counting Eggipus Rex. More around the 50% mark.

>>377825394
Not 60fps for the remakes. Not buying. fuck you fags for accepting that as ok.

>>377832698
The fact that there are 4 motorcycle levels but only 2 complete prehistoric levels is a crime.

>>377832293
>git gud

Nice argument idiot.

>>377832869
thanks, if i could platinum 3 when i was 9 you can at least beat it.

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>>377832442
That's a nice Coco

>>377833095
>platinum Crash 3

Tell me again how you platinum a fucking PS1 you fucking mongoloid.

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Post yfw you discovered the secret warp room in CB2

I thought I glitched into an unfinished or unloaded part of the game at first, shit was terrifying. Even moreso when the first level I played in it was the pitch black polar level, shat bricks

>>377833271
by getting the platinum relics (he now goes quiet)

>>377833435
That's not platinuming a game you fucking nigger.

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>>377833359

Theres literally no reason to play this over the original. But yea oh right consoles have no backwards compatibility in the year 2017.

>>377833487
in the context of 3 it quite clearly is considering platinum runs exist. i guess you wouldn't know they exist though since they only show up once you 100% the game and unlock the true/ secret ensing

>>377833743
agreed, i cant think of a single remaster better than the original

>>377833743
>pc kiddos only care about resolution, not model quality
really makes ya hmmm

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>>377829478
I only now just realised Crash doesn't have his gloves on.

>>377834546
He does, they're just almost the exact same color as his skin in that render. You can just see the ridges of them at his wrists.

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>>377833743

>>377834669
I can't see them, circle them for me

>>377833743
>Theres literally no reason to play this over the original.
not being stuck at 25 FPS is a big one

>>377826302
She mostly participated in CB3 and its Remasterization hasn't been shown yet, wait for the E3.

>>377834787
>being a PAL fag
l ol

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>>377834781

>>377825832

Ow I'm so alienated, Crash Bandicoot lore ended in 1997 desu.

>>377834738
this looks wrong. the lack of jaggerdness the ps1 had was part of the charm imo.

>>377834787
Didnt they say that they're aiming for 30 fps for the remaster?

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>>377835295
not for me

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>>377827281
JAP is best m8

>>377827281
why did it only just hit me that this is a terminator parody

>>377825646
I wish hed look like this instead of the more textured version they're goin with. I dunno, it just looks cooler.

>>377836530
sleek and unique. new crash looks like hes made in china

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>>377836076
If you weren't underaged, this image should be very familiar.

dykg: the n in the crash bandicoot villains names is short for neopets after a cancelled tie in. it was later retconned to be "naughty dog" after the studio that created (and developed) crash bandicoot

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>>377828682

KNACK IS BACK BABY

>>377826370
The remaster cover looks worse. In the original, Crash looks like he's completely chill and ready for whatever. Now he just looks insane.

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>>377838081

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>>377838081
A BLOO A BLOO

>>377838081
the cortex face is also fucked, too small and looks like graffiti style art. the lighting is non exisant too

>>377838081
You mean
>n'sane
?

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>>377833697

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>>377827703

>>377840328
God, this is truly the worst cover they could have chosen for this game. The PAL version is so much better.

>>377827281
Wonder if they'll ruin the god tier music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAXQt7TrjoY

>>377827281
The logo for Crash 3 is probably one of the best vidya logos ever.

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>>377825394
That face is great desu

>>377841692
>3 Crash Bandicoot Warped

what did they mean by this?

>>377825394
That art is bad pretty much in the same way that the game's graphics are.
High detail on geometrically simple designs looks like shit. The color scheme is very off too.

>>377827279
That's exactly the reason why it's the worst

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>>377841801
I've wanted to fuck those fauns for the longest time

>Bandicoot spammer getting BTFO

Based mods.

Also Twinsanity sucks.

>>377825394
>That Photoshop light flare
>That Deviant Art tier shading
It fits the remakes

>>377843151
Soundtrack was excellent and the game before going to the Ice island was great. Mechabandicoot despite being the first boss was a hype battle.

Fuck you.

>>377843151
>Can't post some bandicoot girls
>Shitty weeb idol games that are nothing but 500 posts of SFW porn waifuposting reach the bump limit every day

Haha yeah based mods amirite?

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>>377843856
I figured it was the nipples on the painted on wumpas.

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>>377843151
Let's Oney post instead
JULIAN

>>377844016
>not JOOOOLIAN

who /crashbash/ here

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRXpH79VBAE

What do you think of the new scream?

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>>377844209
>mfw playing it with my younger brother all the way through and then finding out the final battle is against him

WHY

>>377832050
Goddammit.

>>377844016
I WANT TO BURN YOU INTO A ROBUTT

CTR is the best Crash game.

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>>377844416
>tfw had no brother to complete crash bash together with

Needs more Bandicoot girls

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woah
better be fucking good

>>377844416
>tfw I played through the coop campaign with a hero and bad character on my own with just 2 controllers
I was hella dedicated.

>>377844416

Wtf, I played Crash Bash with my sister and I don't remember this. I guess we never finished it? Finished the other crash games though, that I know for sure.

>>377825394
AFTER A LONG DAY OF FUCKING

YEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAAAAAWWWW

>>377847723
Well, you know what to say if it isn't
Every little helps

>>377848785
Damn son

>>377849001
Yeah you definitely didn't finish it by the sound of it. Happens after the Nitrous Oxide battle IIRC

>>377825394
All of the concept art for these remakes look seriously fucking gross. The shading and the totally unnecessary amount of detail they put into things like Crash's fur and hair clashes way too hard with the cartoony style.

>>377837874
This artist is the best thing to happen to Crash this decade.

>>377825394

>can't replicate the holographic insert
LAME

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>>377852084
I've had the exact same thought. Say what you want about the remakes, at least it ushered in all the new r34 the series has deserved all these years

>>377826263
He's like in the chaotic good square tho.
He IS crazy but he's mot evil.

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>>377852268
COCO IS CRASH'S SISTER DO NOT SEXUALIZE HER SHE IS PURE

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>>377852268
>>377853807
COCO IS FOR BREEDING

>the entire art dump was deleted
Is there a bootyboiled janitor here or something?

>>377832662
>>377854712
simply delicious

>only girl I knew of in primary school that mentioned vidya at any point was perfect mix of vulgar and nice
>acted like she loved crash bandicoot, for some reason wound up giving my copy of crash 2 to her, don't even remember if that's the one she asked for in hindsight whatever dumb kid shenanigans to lose sleep over sometimes for past potential idiocy
>she wound up teen pregnant in middle school
JUST
bet she's lookin forward to havin her kid(s) play that crash collection though lol

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>>377853926
>>377854564
what

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I just want a similar remake of the first three Spyro games. Imagine how nice an updated Summer Forest or Evening Lake would look.

Stop watching OneyPlays

You now realize that the thing behind the title text is NOT a baseball mitt.

>>377855974
?
It's a metal box with tubes with a moon popping out of it. How did you not see that?

>>377856576
Why is the moon inside a metal box?

>>377856576
not him but I always thought it was a golfball

>>377856576
I always thought it was a snowball from the snowball chase levels.

>>377825718
Why would I fight you when i agree? I just wish they'd hurry up and show gameplay for it.

>>377856665
It's breaking through the metal plating you ass

>>377825832
What the fuck are you talking about? It was the second game in the series, nothing had been established yet.

>>377827703
I dont see anything wrong with it, its better than having a faded background

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>>377855461
get that thing out of here

>>377855631
I have no doubts that a Spyro remaster will come along
after the first trailer for Crash people started bring up the idea of Spyro getting a remaster, and since then, Skylander's hasn't been doing well, there wont be a new game released this year, which until this year it has been a yearly series, and classic Spyro is getting figures created along with Crash by First 4 Figures

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>>377854712

>>377844074
JEW LIEN

>>377857715
SAUCE

>>377858325
kempferzero on DA

>>377857715
Haha, it would be a funny prank if you posted this uncensored, haha.

>>377857362
God, I hate that fucking font.

>>377858976
Same. It'd feel so much more like classic Crash if they just put the original font in. It's almost iconic at this point.

>>377859043
what was the font of classic crash?

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>>377859528
It can't be that hard to just update these instead of that generic font, surely. Unless there's some very weird copyright issue.

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>>377857610

>>377849001
>>377851391
It only happens if you have 1 good and 1 evil character

>>377825861
Yes. Search for a demo where he dies and he screams Woah.

>>377859761
eh, seeing it again, and looking at the new font, im not that bothered by it, yeah its different but its not gunna ruin the game for me because some letters are shaped differently

>>377860340
Yeah I'm not going to not buy the game or anything, I just think that such a small and seemingly simple change would go a long way to please fans and make it feel more like Crash.

>>377827281
>>377827703
Do people hate the NTSC cover? I'm a Britbong and I actually prefer it.

>>377860487
same, the background is nicer, plus they have Pura and Baby T. even if he looks so sad :(

>>377857362
It's great to have this design back again.

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WHO HERE /N'SANE/????

>>377857362
His theme is absolutely based, hope they recreate it well in the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thr1xb9bv8g

>>377827703
what are you talking about this is way better

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>>377861130
whoa