CHOOSE WISELY

>>377806191
I press both at approximately the same time because the choice doesn't matter in the end

>>377806191
HAHA DUDE CHOLE GIVE ME SOME WEED LMAO LOOK AT HOW I LOOK LIKE A DYKE

Unless the first option leads to a lesbian 69 with double fisting, I go with don't kiss her.

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>>377806191

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Bi-hourly reminder Chloe did literally nothing wrong

B
Fuck Chloe

>>377807418
Bitch did literally everything wrong.

What game?

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>>377806461

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Fuck that, here's the real question

>>377808242
Waffle. Get that meme omelette shit out of here.

>>377807978
>game

>>377806191
This game is made by the same company that makes final fantasy and dragon warrior...

>>377806191
hitman died for this.

>>377807978
Halo 6

>>377806191
>Don't kiss Chloe

>>377808906
>Don't nod Entertainment made Final Fantasy

>>377808992

what?

>>377808906
No, you actual retard.

>>377808992
Hitman hasn't been good since BM.

>LiS thread on /v/
Here's your reply

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Life Is Weird
what the fuck did she mean by this?

>>377808992
>>377808906
Do you know what a fucking Publisher is you stupid retard?

>>377808242
Gotta go with the waffles. Now I'm hungry.

>>377809165
that her game is garbage and that you should play something that requires skill, like a bullet hell or flight simulator game.

>>377809319
>being this much of a tryhard
get out, you should be working on your sonic forces OC

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Which ending did you pick?

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>>377809164
Why hate it? they were nice enough to put you in the game

>>377809497
The good ending

>>377809497
COMBO

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it doesn't matter

>>377809869
Nothing matters

>>377809736
But that's (you), dude

>>377809869
Owlman was based as fuck. Could've saved himself at the end but he realized that it didn't matter.

couldn't even get past the first episode this game was bad. and that was when playing it for free.
I will never understand the fags that praise this game.

>>377810067
>I didn't get past the introduction
>I'll never get why people like it
no fucking shit sherlock

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>>377809869
>>377809969

>>377806191
KISS

>>377809497
W-why would you kill Ellen Page?

>>377811529
she's a fag.

>>377811653
That's okay so am I

>>377806191
>you

>>377811773
gross. just be a superior bi.

>>377806191
>given a chance to be a girl
>not being as slutty as possible

Gay

>>377811898
>Implying 2 girls isn't the best

>>377809497
the blow everything up one

fuck going back, the other ending literally makes the whole game feel even more pointless

>>377812038
>2 girls
>not 2 traps
>not 2 shemales
>not a TRAP AND SHEMALE

gay.

>>377809497
Shit, that's a tough one, I really didn't like that David Cage game, but Portland needs a hard reset.

>>377806191
Is this the easiest decision in all of video game history?

>>377812117
Yes, I am gay THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!

>>377807978
Biology is weird

>>377812178
traps aren't gay, and shemales are girls, fag.

Reminder that Fate/Time having a pent-up time travel energy spergout and destroying everything makes no goddamn sense with how it is presented to work throughout the rest of the plot. Just letting Chloe live would have been a less intrusive intervention than what finally resulted.

>>377812345
I just want Ellen Page to be my cute lesbian gf

>>377809497
Oregon needs to fucking burn, and Ellen Page is okay in my book

Chloe is one of the few well-written characters past-decade. Chloe>max>kate.

Fucking get rekt meme hayters who judge by the cover and havent even played the game.

Masterpiece.

>>377812975
Redpill me on Oregon.

>>377813009
Go back to /vg/ to your Chloe General.

>>377813019
Here's a 30 second rundown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RriKEK09SVo

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>>377806191
Really?

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>>377813019
$12 coffee
$5000 a month to rent a glorified prison cell
Birthplace of hipsters/sjws
Stupid looking tower

>>377813019
Pretty much where all the hipster/sjw memes come from. It's fine in reality if your not a completely autistic cunt.

>Kiss chloe
:D
>Lesbian scene
D:D:D:D:DDD:

>>377809497

The one that clearly had time and effort put into it, IE: the canon ending.

Chloe is shit.
>Kiss Chloe
>Dont save town
If you chose either or both of these you need to kill yourself ASAP.

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>>377813416
Destroying an entire state costs a lot of budgetbucks anon

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>>377813234
>he didn't have the eye of providence on his wall when he was a teenager

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>>377808242
>no bacon waffle option

>>377807987
This is what that game needed.

>don't kiss chloe
>zero reference to any attraction between the two main characters as a result

Kiss

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>>377809497
>implying killing Portland would be bad

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>>377806191

Literally the most unlikable character in the game. Obligatory Life is Trumblr.

I enjoyed Life is Strange and I'm looking forward to the second season.

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>>377813009

>>377813315
>$12 coffee
>$5000

Just out of curiosity, how many of you Portland poster actually make this? Is there anyway to stack dosh or is everything kept just expensive enough to bleed you dry?

>>377813098
There are generals for this hipster waifu stank?

Sign me right the fuck up my dude.

>>377806191
I didn't kiss her. I was annoyed at Chloe's randomness all throughout. I envisioned Max as a mild mannered nature lover, not loud mouthed nupunk.

>>377806191
If I'm me in this situation, don't kiss Chloe.

If I'm Max, furiously masturbate in front of a mirror and Chloe can do whatever.

>>377809497
Ellen has become insufferable ever since she came out.

>>377810462
>game props itself up on story and writing alone
>both are fucking shit from the get-go
>can't understand why people are turned off on it
no fucking shit sherlock
don't even try to pretend like the writing gets better throughout the game.

>>377807418
fuck off chloe

>>377817671
Don't bully Ellen