DAMN THOSE ALIEN SCUM ARE GONNA PAY FOR SHOOTING UP MY RIDE

DAMN
THAT NINTENDO SCUM IS GONNA PAY FOR CENSORING MY GAME

gosh darn it i'll see that those extraterrestrials compensate me for the damages to my spacecraft

>>377788213
isn't it "bastards"?

>I'll rip off your armor plating off and shoot bullets at your neck

What did he mean by this?

>>377788213

How did you know that you were supposed to shoot the barrel ?

I'M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HAT AND PUT DOG DOO IN IT

>>377789001
In Duke64 it got replaced with scum

>>377789105
oh okay, then I'm just glad that I remembered it right

>>377789059
The objective marker and icon on your minimap tell you, also if you press the action button an arrow leads you to the next objective

i am currently in a state of anger which i express myself through words commonly percieved as explicit or rude in nature, the reason behind this outburst of emotion is the current invasion of earth by beings from other planetary objects, sometimes humanoid and sometimes not yet all hostile who have decided in their wisdom to attack my specially made vehicle with the purpose of travelling outside of earth in a vacuum, known as space. I will be seeking reparations from these outer space extraterrestirals for the destruction of my space-faring vehicle

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>>377789637

golly gee those martians shall refund my flying car

>>377789059
>you're closed in a small room
>you have a gun
>you have gas canisters conveniently blocking the only exit

just think for a second

>I have orbs of iron

>>377790186
They're not really blocking the exit, can just kick the fan and proceed.

>>377789059
Personally I had no idea, I was just shooting and kicking everything.

>>377789059
You could just shoot the fan on the vent.

>>377790186
>getting bamboozled so easily