This guy slaps your gf's ass. What do you do in return?

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as long as its the halo1-3 version, i dont care

>>377780251
Hope you like Super MAC's you covie scum

I want to fug an Elite girl

>>377780251
(Right? Nice as huh ?)

>>377780356
Thats a Reach Zealot.

>>377780251
*Whips out energy sword*

>>377780251
Slap his, become boyfriends

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>>377782110
W-what?!

>>377780251
I teleport behind him and use assassination.

>>377782173
I don't know how relationships work, I'm just assuming that's how they happen

>>377780251
>guy
i bet that's a cute xeno girl, discard current gf and start interspecies relations.

>>377782463
but they dont allow women in the military
you faggot

>>377782370
You don't even hold hands. Quite the homosexual.

>>377780251
*WORT WORT WORTs at him.*

>>377780251
>/v/ tries to shutdown Halo threads for years
>finally does it by shitposting Elite smut in every thread
Think of what we could accomplish if we could weaponize /v/'s degeneracy

>>377782837
>go go go
What exactly are you attempting to accomplish here?

Sangeheili are for fugs
Kig-yars are for hugs
Humans are for cucks
Unggoy are for lucks

>>377782938
I guess you've never been on Bungie's website back then.

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>>377782532
woman enough

>>377782938
Do you think Sangheili women dream of being fucked by Spartans?

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>>377780251
Slap HIS gf's ass

>>377780251
BXR

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Alien sympathizers should be shot.

>>377782946
getting you to admit to your autism.

>>377783108
>Spartans
>Not Brutes
I mean if you're going into the interracial cuck territory might as well go with the literal ooga booga apes

>>377783236
Elites hate Brutes, they at least respected humans

>>377783205
:3

>>377783108
In Halo 5 you can find a Sangeheili audio message that is a love poem about Spartan Palmer.

>>377780251
Call his dad and tell him Junior's about to lose his basketball scholarship.

>>377783297
Well yeah, isn't that the point? Getting off on fantasizing about your biggest enemy?

Besides, Spartans don't have a sex drive anyway

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>>377783203
what if the aliens are really cute?

>>377783402
You don't like the looks of elites?

>>377783563
Aliens can't be cute. The mere fact that they exist makes them not cute.

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>>377783843
Suit yourself

>>377783834
Of course I do and I want them for myself and noone else

The rest of the galaxy can go fuck the hairy space niggers

idk

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>>377780356
What the hell did 343 do to the poor grunts?

>>377786059
They make it better, duh.

>>377786682
No wonder Reach was the pinnacle.