Meanwhile on the USG /v/shimura

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Am I the only one on this ship? What the hell?

Sorry I was praying in the chapel,how progressive of the captain letting us rejoice in God's glory every now and then

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>tfw P-SEC officer finds the cum jars I stashed in my air vents

Anyone think that Mercer guy is a little...off? Not playing with a full deck? Few cans short of a six pack?

>tfw have to go out the ship to fix a coupling again
It's like the captain doesn't remember the last time this happened.

>"whoa, is that a mutilated half-corpse hanging from the ceiling?"
>"whoa, is that a bloody message scrawled in cryptic language on the wall?"
>"better check the engine room for damage!"

>>377774282
Watch out for micro meteorites, those micro meteorites are a bitch.

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>>377773067
>tfw you thought this was WH40k instead of deadspace because you dont give a single fuck about either
am i the heretic?

Alright, which one of you fags set my kinesis module to wumbo?

>>377773067
Could I get more people at the escape pods areas? Some of them seem to be offline and I wouldn't want to get in one of the deffective ones in case of shit going down.

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>>377774206
>tfw slasher drinks all your cum jars and becomes a puker

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Anyone got a quick link to a complete Dead Space 1? Been looking to play it again, but the only site I found had an incomplete version.

You guys seen that blond hair chick in med bay? Fine piece of ass.

Guys I'm going down to the morgue for a smoke and a quick fuck with the gf, can you call me when the next mining operation is underway?

I swear to fucking god that if I see another fucking space parasite on the engine shafts I'm going to bomb the fucking engineering bay, I'm fucking tired of cleaning their mess.

space bump

I inhaled some bauxite dust the other day and now I can't stop coughing. Does anyone know if it'll go away or should I go to Med?

Uuuuurgghhh aaaaaah hissssss

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>>377774540
>wumbo
FUCK
it was me

>>377775749
the next mining operation is underway