Predict their unannounced exclusives for e3

Halo Musou

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>>377760981

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>>377761067
best answer

Minecraft VR Xbox. Minecraft Windows 10 again. Minecraft on new Microsoft surface using Xbox streaming. Really just Minecraft but with X.

New exclusive Platinum games title.

>>377761192
Platinum makes shit games.

>>377761120
Haven't had that feel in awhile. Things must be lookin up

Shooting franchises from the last 10 years
Minecraft
Kinect
Sports
TV
VR
No new IPs or anything interesting

How much longer are MS going to make systems for? Surely no one seriously likes these fuckers.

>>377760981

Halo 6
Halo Reach 2
Halo Wars 3
Crackdown 3
Gears of War 5
Unreal Tournament 4
Ninja Gaiden 4
Conker 2
Bulletstorm 2
Project Milo
Exclusive Soul's game from From
Final Fantasy 16 exclusivity
Exclusive from Ubisoft
Indie Shit

Halo Forza of Gears 6: Electric Boogaloo.

>>377761067
This. Dead console.

>>377761067
/thread

>>377761430
>UT going exclusive

What?

>>377761430
>project milo

That was the most scripted bs ever. Only a retard would think that was real.

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>>377760981
Lost Odyssey 2, Ninja Gaiden 4, Tales of Vesperia remastered, new Jet Set Radio

>>377761430
This is the stupidest thing I have ever read in my life.

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Xbox Live Online will be free

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>/v/ doesnt realize current year and current microsoft staff

Games will be:
Grand theft P O O IN LOO:mumbai edition
Super call support bros

>>377760981
Who knows, Halo 6 won't be there so we'll just have to wait and see.

>>377761634
Console Exclusivity ***

>>377761697
I dont disagree with you, but this is Microshit we're talking about

>>377761812
You're the stupidest person i have ever met in my life

>>377760981
Crackdown Reloaded, they scrapped 3 and are making a remake of the first crackdown.

>>377760981
>Predict their unannounced exclusives for e3

Dude even if they announce exclusives, how do we even know they are not ending like Scalebound ?

>>377761430
>Ninja Gaiden 4

Could happen.

>>377761430
>Exclusive Soul's game from From
>Final Fantasy 16 exclusivity

That would cause ass-ache on /v/ but it's a retarded decision. those games don't sell on xbox consoles.

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>>377761838

>>377761430
>from From
KEK

>>377760981
Maybe Microsoft will show what the second studio of Playground Games is working on? Nah, quite impossible.

I honestly i have no idea what Xbox is preparing after what happened with Scalebound.

>mfw I kept console only for QB and Scalebound
QB was prety good, but if they aren't announcing anything this year I'm selling console.

>>377762027
>>377762135

>>377762047
I can't see Ninja Gaiden 4 happening, Team Ninja loves Sony now.

>>377762025
But you've never met me.

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>>377760981
FFXV running at 4K 60fps.

>>377762805
>Team Ninja loves Sony now.

yeah but everyone loves sony. ms has to get some games somehow.

>>377762907
>FFXV running at 4K 60fps.

that's be cool. but literally no one would give a fuck. most people have already played the game and mustards don't give a fuck about games they just hate consoles.

>>377762907
But I don't want movie weebshit. I want REAL games.

>>377763187
Capcom loves anyone with money, I'm sure they could get an exclusive out of them but they keep wasting funds to get the next dead rising.

>le xbawx is dead xD hows uncharted and persona bros? #neogaf!

You guys are masters of cringe

Bubsy 4D

>>377764938
I own an Xbox and they have no games

>>377760981
TV SPORTS TV SPORTS EXLUSIVE HALO TV SPORTS

>>377765128
this

Banjo Threeie only on XBox One and PC.

>>377761414
I hope it stays that way, anon. Best of luck.

>>377765091
Then why did you buy an xbox, you fucking sperg?

>>377765091
I have an Xbox and nearly 200 games for it man, stop being a bitch

>>377765250
That would be pretty funny if it turned out good

Halo 6 announced literally 2 years before release because that's all they have

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>>377767416

200 copies of Halo 5, then?

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>>377760981
I have high hopes

Crackdown 3
Sunset Overdrive 2
Killer Instinct Season 4
A Conker or Banjo Kazooie game
Alan Wake 2
An unannounced Horror game
An unannounced JRPG
Jet Set Radio Future Remaster or JSR 3
New Tomb Raider

you know what, as I am writing this I am totally not feeling it, MS has destroyed my hype for them. So...I dunno.

>>377770217
Savage.

>>377770861
Crackdown 3 is vaporware
Insomniac will not make another Xbox One exclusive as Sunset Overdrive flopped
Could happen
Unlikely but could be cool
Not going to happen, Quantum Break flopped and Remedy has parted ways with Microsoft
???
???
Remaster maybe, otherwise no
Too soon, I'm sure they'll make another Tomb Raider but RoTR only came out in late 2015 on Xbox One, late 2016 on PS4.

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>>377770357
aye sea of thieves finna be lit af

i cant wait to roll up of niggas jack sparrow style with my vro's so we can jack all the gold and shit

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Screenshot this post, because I know it'll be this bad. When it actually happens, you'll all see that I was right.

>Phil Spencer opens with Project Scorpio, giving an in-depth look at what it can do and how it differs from the Xbox One. Additionally, the price will be shown early in the show, likely being at least $500.

>Montage clip showing existing games that will get the Scorpio treatment.

>Gameplay footage of Crackdown 3 to start the show off. This game will likely be Microsoft's flagship game for 2017.

>Bethesda will show off Fallout 4 running on Scorpio, with a surprise of a timed exclusive Fallout 4 VR/Mixed Reality version.

>Microsoft will talk about VR and/or Mixed Reality on Project Scorpio and Windows 10 for 10-20 minutes. Will probably show some new 3rd party VR headsets with a teaser montage showing off VR games.
>Shadow of War in 4K 30FPS

>Trailers for multiplat games, such as Assassin's Creed, whatever yearly Tom Clancy shooter game Ubisoft usually shows off, the typical EA sports games and other titles, etc.

>Mike Ybarra will spend 10 minutes going over the new UI changes and features in the next software update for Redstone 2.

>10+ minutes dedicated to Minecraft.

>Indie game montage which will be kicked off by Cuphead and sequel to Ori and the Blind Forest

>Rare will grace the stage with Sea of Thieves with a release date likely coming out next year with a public and private beta later this year.

>Yearly Forza.

>State of Decay 2.

>343 will come on the stage, do some shitty PR tirade of how "successful" and "proud" they are of Halo 5 and Haah Waw 2. They will likely show off an update for Halo 5 which will probably be the final update OR a new DLC for Halo Wars 2.

>Show ends off with a new, unannounced AAA IP.

It will be an overly predictable and very boring E3 for Microsoft. They don't have fucking anything.

Honestly, how does Xbox have almost no exclusives?

>>377772923
Because Satya Nutella was pissed off at how badly Windows 10 was doing in comparison of how he expected it to perform (one billion Windows 10 devices by 2018). The Windows 10 Store was the biggest failure because Microsoft wanted it to be the major source of revenue for Windows a la the iOS App Store, but most people don't even acknowledge its existence and those that do hate it.

I'm guessing they thought they could attract PC gamers to spend their money at the Windows Store, but like usual, they fucked everything up.

Phil already said it's going to be jam packed with first party games. Can't wait desu. If they even show off a new tenchu, ninja Gaiden or jsrf it will be the console of the gen for me.

>>377761067
Spbp

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>>377773347

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>>377760981
Halo 6
some kind of expansion for Gears 4
some kind of expansion for Forza horizon 3
Did that pirates game come out yet? Probably show that too.
Try to push some multiplats as "exclusive"
Show how Scorpio will add an extra 2 fps and finally make xbone games actually be 1080p

>>377773675
Oh shit I love these things
Continue pls

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>>377773675
Phil Spencer: [looking at his Microsoft Band while Xbox is mopping the floor] Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. I'm done with my shift, Mr. Nadella!

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>>377773957
Phil Spencer: And let me just say, there will come a day when I will make something of the Xbox division,

>>377760981
something good that would save the system
scorpio can't save shit without new, audience grabbing games

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>>377760981
>exclusives
>plural

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>>377774250
Phil Spencer: and I will never have to live in the shadow of Windows or PlayStation again! [crowd of Nazis saluting Phil and saying "SIEG HEIL!"]

Satya Nadella: Yeah, we'll see you after your lunch break, Phil.

Phil Spencer: O-okay.

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>>377774370
[Phil walks out of the Xbox studio building]

>>377761790
>jet set radio
Too colorful. Jet set radio would fit perfectly on the switch though.

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>>377774556
Kaz Hirai: [talking to a group of Sonybros] So, I just took my private yacht across my private lake to my private heliport made from the profits of the PS4. It's the only way I can play on my private PlayStation.

Phil Spencer: [gasps] Oh, shrimp! It's my arch rival, Kazuo Hirai! I can't let him see me like this!

>>377762049
Perhaps they can cut down the price to 40 bucks a year.

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>>377774701
Kaz: On your lunch break, eh, Philly?

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>>377774808
Phil: Yes... I mean no... I mean... uhh, uhh... Hey, whatcha been up to?

Kaz: Oh, just succeeding in everything you've failed in.

I couldn't be assed to put Scalebound in this image. Sorry

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>>377774938
Phil: You are no great shakes, Kaz Hirai! Anyone can be a big shot in an industry like the gaming industry.

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>>377775025
Kaz: Oh, is that so? Let's hear how many units the Xbone has sold since last year, Philly.

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>>377775136
Phil: [thinking to himself] Don't be intimidated, Phil. Try to imagine him in his underwear.

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>>377775228
Phil: [imagines Kaz as a hot underwear model] Oh, no, he's hot!
>>377775228

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>>377775324
Phil: I, uhhh, the Xbox has over 45 million Xbox Live users....

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>>377775420
Kaz: Hold it, don't tell me, you stopped reporting on sales entirely because nobody buys your consoles anymore! [laughs. Sonybros laughs with him]

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>>377775520
Phil: [thinking to himself] Don't lie. Lying always makes it worse. [to Kaz] We're going to announce a 4K capable, 6 Teraflop console!

>>377760981
Crackdown 3 4K HDR on Xbox Prime
Forza Motorsport 7 4K HDR on Xbox Prime
Halo 3 Anniversary 4K HDR on Xbox Prime and Windows store
Halo 6 won't be revealed
Scalebound reassigned new developer

>>377761697
If you watch the IGN Unfiltered (only IGN content worth a shit) episode with Molyneux, he tackles Kinect and Milo head on.

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>>377775640
Kaz: [as crowd gasps] Phil, I had no idea you had such a powerful console in wraps.

Phil: That's right.

Kaz: And I would be honored if you would allow me to come to your E3 press show tomorrow morning.

[Sound of glass breaking. Phil's face shrivels up]
Phil: T-t-t-t-t-t-tomorrow morning?

Kaz: In fact, we'll all come. My treat! [Sonybros cheer.

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>>377775720
[Inside Microsoft headquarters in Satya Nadella's office]

Phil: Please, Satya, you got to help me! When they get here tomorrow, they're going to see the Xbox One is just a big failure and me as a loser.

Satya: Oh, boo-hoo! Let me force you to update your computer Windows 10 without your consent.

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>>377775838
Phil: Mr. Nutella! Please lend me millions for just one show! I really need to impress Kaz.

Satya: Kah, kah, Kazuo Hirai!? That guy whose company sold 40 million more consoles than the Xbox, selling faster than you wish you could do?

Phil: Don't rub it in.

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>>377775950
Satya: Why didn't you tell me? We'll take him to the cleaners.

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>>377776065
[The morning before the Microsoft E3 press show, as Phil prepares the show]

Phil: Alright, listen up. Men, Kaz Hirai will be here in twenty minutes. Therefore, we need to turn the Xbox into the best gaming console ever as soon as possible.

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>>377776156
[Major Nelson appears next to Xbox wearing a military helmet]

Phil: Major Nelson, what are you doing here?

Major Nelson: I thought the UNSC would help me straighten out my life, sir!

Phil: The UNSC? What the... Larry, this isn't Hal... oh! [sighs] Beggars can't be choosers. Can you do interviews and guide the press in a dignified and sophisticated manner?

Major Nelson: You mean like a damage controlling shill? Okay!

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>>377776319
Phil: You've got the job. [walks off to Satya Nutella] Satya, didn't you once led major projects at Microsoft?

Satya: Aye-aye!

Phil: Then you'll take care of managing the software!

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>>377776404
Xbox: What can I do?
Phil: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Xbox One, you're going to have to be our main event!

Xbox: What's that?

Phil: It's the biggest surprise at a show, the thing that everyone will leave and talk about.

Xbox: Do other companies do that?

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>>377776495
Phil: Yes, they do that! Now listen, Kaz is on his way and you have less than twenty minutes to become a good console, so read this. [hands Xbox a book]

Xbox: "How To Become a Competent Console in Less Than 20 Minutes." Don't worry Phil, I'll memorize every page, right down to the punctuation marks!

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>>377776605
[Phil grins while clasping his hands in a merchant-like manner]

Phil: Alright, I've got all the positions filled. I just might pull this off!

holy shit now THIS is autism

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>>377776724
Major Nelson: Give me that mic! [shaking YouTube press dummy doll trying to grab the microphone] I said give it to me! Are you going to hand it over or not? Don't you back-sass me! [jumps on it and starts punching it]

stop

>>377776841
doing the lord's work

>>377776912
>>377776814
Because of these anons, I won't go any further. Good night, /v/.

>>377776814
>>377776912
>reddit's first time

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Call of War: Gears of Halo 3: The Storm of Zagartheron HD Collection (With secret Mountain Dew pre-order exclusive)

>>377776814
>>377776912
My little fag can't be this new

>>377774694
>too colorful
Sunset Overdrive's marketing campaign was literally "it's colorful"

>>377777069
>he wasn't joking
>>377776814
>>377776912
>newfag posters ruined an OC thread
fucking
summer
reddit
faggots

>>377774370
I swear to God if this isnt screencapped entirely

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>newfags killed the thread
Time to derail

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>>377776841
Phil: He's just the program director guy, nothing essential! [an explosion behind is heard.]

I might keep going, but this shit with constant CAPTCHAs and time before posting another post is tiring as fuck

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>>377777463
Phil: What happened? What is it?

Satya: Windows 10!

>>377761034
I would unironically be totally down with this

>>377768617
>>377773883
>>377775709
they already confirmed H6 wouldn't be shown at e3 and H3A isn't happening at all.

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>>377777546
Phil: [gasps] HOLY FISH PASTE, WHAT IS THAT!? [notices a giant poop pile, with flies and other things sticking out of it]

>>377777546
kek

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>>377777642
Satya: I call it the anniversary "Poo" edition!

Phil: But I thought you said you were the head manager of software once?

Satya: Did I say that? No, I was the head manager of designating poo in loo at Microsoft.

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>>377777731
[Phil Spencer walks out of the room and checks on Xbox]

Phil: There you are! Xbox, you gotta help me! Major Nelson and Satya aren't working out, and Kaz's almost here, and, and... Xbox?

>>377760981
>when you're so threatened by the potential of scorpio and M$ you spam threads all day shilling disinfo

kek

>>377761067
>>377777777
Fucking this

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>>377777831
[Phil turns over the Xbox One, noticing that it has several System errors and a red ring of death.]

Xbox: I can't do it. I can't do it, Phil.

Phil: What?

377777777

>>377777777

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>>377777935
Xbox: Every sentence, every paragraph... [slams the book on its face between each word] Graphics! Framerate! Resolution! Teraflops! Don't you understand?! [smoke starts coming out of Xbox's vents] My CPU is full to bursting! If I have to memorize a single thing, I think I'm gonna CATCH ON FIRE! [explodes]

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>>377778037
Phil: Xbox, hold on! Let's just take a second here to relax. Now, I want you to defrag your hard drive.

>>377777731
>>377777642
>>377777546
FYI Natuella used to run the One Drive division

>>377777776
>>377777778

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>>377778114
Xbox: Defrag my hard drive?

Phil: Defrag your hard drive.

Xbox: Defrag my hard drive...

Phil: Defrag your hard drive of everything that doesn't have to do with powerful hardware. Powerful hardware and working.

>>377777880
>>377778024
>>377777939
>newfags

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>>377778178
[Inside Xbox's CPU]

>>377760981
Forza 7
ReCore Finished Edition
Halo Wars 2 DLC
Maybe a second minor project by Rare

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>>377778178

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>>377778280
Small Xbox: Just got an order from the boss: Dump everything that isn't about powerful hardware!

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>>377778374
Underpaid Pajeets: Everything?

Smaller Xbox: Everything!

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>>377778469
[The underpaid Pajeets scower to erase everything from Xbox One's functions]

Is this OC?

Dead Rising 3/4: Off the Record Capcom Vancouver still doesnt care for TJ edition
Halo 3 Anniversary with working multiplayer
Banjo Kinect
Fable 2 remake
Scalebound being brought back from the dead ala Prey 2017
Another Forza

The answers are generic, but they're the only ones that make sense.

Good thread

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>>377778541
Smaller Xbox: Hurry up, Pajeet! What do you think I'm underpaying you for?

Pajeet: Fuck you motharfuckar India will be superpower by two-towzahnd twenty! We will be ahead of eweryone and be #1

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>>377778668
Smaller Xbox: One more crack like that and you're out of here!

Pajeet: No, please! I have 13 kids!

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>>377778767
[Mass purging continues]

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>>377778868
[Xbox One encounters an error]

Phil: How do you feel? Xbox? [snaps his fingers to wake up Xbox]

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>>377778958
Phil: This isn't working! I gotta go tell Kaz I need more time!

>>377778668
>>377778767
>>377778868
This is kino

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>>377779047
Phil: [running out of the Microsoft E3 stage] I'll just go to Sony's headquarters and...

>>377760981
Banjo-Threeie that ends up better than Yooka-Laylee for the hype and fanservice
Ninja Gaiden 4 for the CUHRAYZEE crowd
F.E.4.R for the horror fans
Perfect Dark 2 for the deus ex audience, it'll be totally rebooted as an Immersive Sim
LOST ODYSSEY 2 to compete with FF7 remake and for me to lose my mind
Jade Empire 2 for me to pass out from hype
Beyond Good and Evil 2 so Microsoft can cap off as the E3 darling for the year.

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>>377779128
Phil: [Stops as soon as he encounters Kaz and gang] Kaz, you're here!!?

Kaz: Hello, Philly! [Phil Spencer steps back] We're all ready to be dazzled by your new console.

Phil: Wait, Kaz, I've got to explain!

Kaz: Explain what? That you, Phil Spencer, couldn't save the sinking ship of the Xbox One,

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>>377779309
[Kaz Hirai walks in Microsoft's E3 show booth]

Kaz: or tried to pass off a lousy Xbone as a 6 teraflop [gulps] console?

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>>377779397

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>>377779557
Kaz: Hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina [Phil Spencer joins in Kaz's Homminas]

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>>377779645
Xbox: Seats for hommina? I can direct you to your seats immediately! [picks up the group of crying Sonybros with one hand]

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>>377779809
Phil: How did you do all of this?

Xbox: It was easy, once I defragged my hard drive.

Phil: But what about Larry or Satya?

>>377779914
you made my day, havent seen good oc in a long time

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>>377779914
Xbox: Taken care of!

>>377779941
Than you, anon. But my E3 2015 SpongeBob thread had a much bigger response and better reception.

>>377780118
>a much bigger response and better reception
blame reddit and summer newfags
not even joking

>>377780118
Keep it up anon! I love this oc.

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>>377780118
Xbox: Good evening, sir. From our show today, might I recommend buying our new Xbox hardware? We take the finest OS, built into our Xbox, powered by the latest, bleeding edge console grade processors, further enhanced thanks to our Direct X12 APIs, fully compatible to be VR ready via Occulus and AR ready, with the best online servers in the entire industry, all played from our well crafted Xbox Elite controller.

sports
SPORTS

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>>377780242
[Kaz Hirai amazed by the show]

Kaz: ....this is fantastic!

Xbox: [salutes with all the hands that helped] Thank you, sir.

>>377760981

kinect sports 2

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>>377780323
Phil: Pinch me, I must be dreaming.

[Xbox pinches Phil Spencer]

Phil: OWWWWW!

Xbox: If you need anything else, just call Cortana.

Phil: Xbox, I can't thank you enough for all you're doing!

Xbox: Being a powerful machine and working are all I know how to do. [runs off back to the show]

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>>377780430
Phil: It worked. I can't believe it! Kaz thinks we have the best console. Time to rub it in his face!

>>377780118
if you have an archive link or screencap of that one i would love to show it to my gf

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>>377780515
Phil: Well, Kaz. I'm waiting.

Kaz: [his eyes tear up] Alright, I admit it. Everything is fabulous. The console, the graphics! Everything's flawless!

We know they won't show Halo 6. At least, I remember reading an article about that.

>Forza Motorsport 7 as a demo of Scorpio's power
>Crackdown
>Sea of Thieves
>VR stuff

all safe bets

I'm guessing Scorpio will launch at 400-450$ at worst. Bundled with a VR headset for 650$.

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>>377780609
Phil: In that case, I need you to read this. [hands Kaz Hirai a card]

Kaz: Uhhh, "The Xbox..."

Phil: [puts a foam finger on his left hand] And I need you to wear this

Kaz: Oh, eh, "The Xbox is the best..."

Phil: [puts a microphone in front of Kaz] I'm sorry, one more time.

Kaz: "The Xbox is the greatest gaming console ever made. And it does not look like a VCR."

[Sonybros all cry while uttering "d-DELETE THIS!!!"]
>>377780516
>Having a gf
I think I have all of the images, but it's on my work computer and I can't link you the archive because the Foolz archive went down because Woxxy a shit.

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>>377780874
Kaz: Phil, I must tell you. What really won me over with your E3 show was your brilliant console. It's as if all it knows is how to be powerful.... and to work. I must know your exclusives.

[record scratch]

Xbox: My exclusives?

Kaz: Yes, your exclusives, son.

Xbox: Uhh... DirectX 12?

Kaz: [softly chuckles] No, your exclusives.

Xbox: Uhh... err... Netflix?

Phil: Heh. Stop joking. Tell him your exclusives.

Xbox: My exclusives??

>>377781003
kek

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>>377760981
I still can't believe that they unironically called it the Xbox One and thought it sounded great.

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>>377781003
[Zooming into Xbox's CPU]

Pajeet #1: [Checking file explorer] Where's the exclusives? Where's the exclusives? I've got nothing!

Pajeet #2: [pressing a key on a keyboard] Come on, baby, what're the exclusives!!?! [computer catches on fire]

Pajeet #3: WE THREW OUT ALL THE EXCLUSIVES!

[Other Pajeets begin to run around while more papers are flying. Xbox's CPU then breaks in half.]

>>377780874
damn i missed out bad

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>>377781118
[Xbox begins to have an error and goes wild, causing a ruckus and disturbing all the E3 audience members]

Phil: No! Nooo!

>>377780118
Maybe its cause all the sonyegros invited neogaf over and they find this to be childish and inane

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>>377781167
Satya: Run for your lives, everyone! It's Windows 10's forced updates!

[Windows 10 bursts through the door and roars. Everyone screams and panics]

>>377761790
>new jet set radio
You already got Sunset Overdrive and nobody bought it
>Lost Odyssey 2, Tales of Vesperia
Nobody bought the originals of these either. In Japan's case people just waited until the PS3 version of Vesperia came out.
>Ninja Gaiden 4
You'll be lucky to get a multi-plat version of this.

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>>377781243

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>>377781318
Kaz: Well, Philly, I'm waiting.

Phil: [his eyes tear up] Okay, I admit it, I'm a fraud! This was all a futile, pathetic attempt to impress you. We don't have a 4K 60 FPS console. The Scorpio is just checkerboarded and runs at 28FPS!

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>>377781419
Kaz: Phil, I understand. I have a confession to make myself. I made everything up about the PlayStation 4. It didn't sell 60+ million units. It can't run most games in 1080p or anything. I just paid the gaming media to impress you. The sad truth is, the PS4 is just as much of a failure as the Xbox One.

[Kaz Hirai starts to cry into Phil Spencer's arms]

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>>377781505
Phil: Is that true?

Kaz: Of course not! The PS4 is a filthy, stinkin' success! Come on, everyone. Let's all take a ride to the Sony E3 press event! [Sonybros cheer]

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>>377761067
FUCKING DELET THIS

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>>377781560
[Phil Spencer sits down and sighs in disappointment]

Xbox: [walks by with a bag of ice on his head] Ugh, I got such a headache. What's going on with you?

Phil: Oh, the usual.

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>>377781623
[Satya Nadella annoys Phil Spencer with Windows 10 update pop-up]

Phil: Would you get out of here!?

>>377781726
Marvelous anon 10/10

this is going stright to le /r4chan XD it was epic for the win

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>>377781726
Excellent

windows 97

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>>377782014
Of all the ways of outing yourself you chose a reddit reference, what irony.

>>377760981
They won't have any exclusives. Might have some console exclusives at best

>>377781726
fucking amazing

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>>377760981
>Introducing, the latest cancellation for the Xbox One - Crackdown 3!
>We believe that the decision to cancel this game will result in the best choice for gamers, thank you for your interest in the ALL IN ONE GAMES CONSOLE and please look forward to the greatest ever Xbox line-up next year with multiplat A, B, C and Halo 66

>>377782014
I like how this thread is exposing all the newfags

great job to the anon that made the spongebob posts. Reminds me when /v/ had quality bants.

I just want a co-op fps where you play as 2 gay guys killing women while taking breaks to polish each others cocks

>>377761067
Fpbp.

>>377782381
So reverse fear effect?

>>377782434
That game with the 2 dykes yeah but not gross.

>>377782014
retards are taking your bait
it will end up there tho

>>377761067
FPBP

>>377774701
>Dead IP
KEK

>>377776814
it's a classic staple of /v/ you fucking newcunt

I literally dont care what games they release, I'm not buying an xbox 1 because I'm still pissed off, to this day, about how they tried to jew us on launch.

>>377777731
>Satya: Did I say that? No, I was the head manager of designating poo in loo at Microsoft.

ok this fucking got me

>>377779047
>major nelson
fucking dying here

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It was a fun thread.

>>377774694
>Jet set radio would fit perfectly on a underpowered shit console

>>377762703
>>377762717
>>377781603
Microsoft just renewed Scalebound rights

>>377784003
No, they extended the copyright. Don't count on it being made and if it does, expect it to be garbage without Kamiya and Platinum working on it.

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Put me in the screencap.

This was great, thanks anon

>>377761415
>TV

That's sony

>>377761192
You think platinum will work with Microsoft again after the shit they had to deal with making Scalebound just to get it cancelled. Microsoft is never getting an exclusive Platinum game unless Platinum is allowed all the rights.

>>377761838
Xbox Live will be free***
>*For 3 months if you buy the Xbox Scorpio Bundle that comes with two games you don't care about
Fixed it for you anon

>>377777069
Little sissy mary sue faggot.

>>377772779
Fuck I actually believe you because with few exceptions this has been there show format for three years now.

Snap 2.0

>>377785713
They'd be lucky if any other company would want to work with them.

Anyone else hoping for an exclusive gearbox game on xbox one?

>>377760981
I forgot the xbox one existed

>>377781243
>>377781243
This killed me

>>377785713

If it was a bad split. Kamiya would have bitched about it immediately and swore he would never work with MS again. Game looked terrible. No one even considered that Platinum might not have wanted a game that bad ruining their rep, especially after that god-awful Turtles game they put out.

Scalebound is a stupid name anyways

>>377784003
>Microsoft just renewed Scalebound rights
Only to hold onto the copyright so Platinum can't just turn around and make Scalebound by themselves or with Sony.

I feel like people are being to harsh on microsoft. Corporate change takes time and isnt instantaneous. They have turned the xbone around a significant amount with a lot of content, good updates and features like bc by listening to the community, and are staying in the hardware race. The 360 was the only console worth owning last gen. They literally gave fucking phantom dust and lost odyssey for free within the last few months. They will probably have one or two big surprises to go with the scorpio announcement.

Sony tears that's for sure

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>>377772779

This sounds highly possible

Just rehashes of what they already have and 'better looking' multiplats. The only thing that will give them a few more thumbs up is the scorpio.

I hope phil stops snorting crack or whatever it is that's making him be so stupid

>>377780118
Is that the console wars one because that was excellent

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>>377761430

>Final Fantasy 16 exclusivity

Lmao this will LITERALLY bankrupt squeenix. It won't sell on the DUDEBROSHOOTER console

>>377761790

You speaking for yourself?

Aside from FF15 Xbots dont like Rpgs

shitbone sucks

>>377760981
A) Another 50 ways to play games you have already played.
B) Some other way to watch TV
C) New COD Dog Tech 2.0™
D) Nothing

Pick one

>>377784003
>He thinks a trademark renewal means anything

Can't wait for that Agent re-reveal!

>>377793029
I have both consoles and find myself playing 360 games the most. Nu designers just suck, old games were simply better and more fun to play. I cant see anything this gen that i could ever see myself coming back to it

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>>377760981
nier automata A2's past dlc

the last automata dlc

>>377761430
>Halo 6
probably
>Halo Reach 2
?
>Halo Wars 3
not a chance. that franchise is dead now. hw2 sold 0 copies (not literally)
>Crackdown 3
yes
>Gears of War 5
not at this e3. 100000% not even a cgi trailer. maybe 2018, but probably not even then.
>Unreal Tournament 4
nope (you know this is already out on PC right? do you think this is a different UT or not?)
>Ninja Gaiden 4
no way in hell
>Conker 2
no
>Bulletstorm 2
no
>Project Milo
no
>Exclusive Soul's game from From
fucking wish but no. though!!! i would bet on some kind of jap-dev exclusive and From software isn't totally impossible. Still unlikely.
>Final Fantasy 16 exclusivity
haha XD
>Exclusive from Ubisoft
kek no
>Indie Shit
100% yes.

>>377772037
>Too soon, I'm sure they'll make another Tomb Raider but RoTR only came out in late 2015 on Xbox One, late 2016 on PS4.

Actually I think it's ready for a reveal, not gameplay unless the team has some early things at a good polished level- but a CGI trailer could definitely happen 2017.

>>377772779
fuck you anon, why spoil the entire conference. i want to be let down in real-time

>exclusives

>>377761034
lol

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>>377760981
>unannounced exclusives
>xbox

>>377772779
So what? They won the last few years doing this because they focused on GAMES instead of cinematic experiences or kiddy shit.

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6 FUKING TERA FLOPS

>>377760981
windows 10 exclusive

>>377796540
Youre actually on to something. Ive enjoyed microsofts E3s the most the last few years because they really just do nonstop reels of games and then ybarra or phil announces some updates or features coming in the future. Sony is so fucking gay, how they rent out to movie theaters and get orchestras and all that shit

>>377796748
>>377796540
>Cuckbox
>Games

lel

>Sony is so fucking gay, how they rent out to movie theaters and get orchestras and all that shit
Uncle Phil wants to "tell more stories" (AKA filler for no games) so you're shit out of luck there.

>>377760981
Scallebound will probably get a new trailer.
>>377761034
kek

>>377761034
No joke I'd pay for that to happen

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>>377772779
>sequel to Ori and the Blind Forest
something tells me it would be shit, but whatever

>>377772779
I couldn't think there could be a weaker E3 than MS 2016 but here it is.

>>377762049
>a perfectly good redhead gone to waste baka...

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>>377797953

>Cuckstation announces nogaems and cuck sim of war
>"B-b-buh Orchestra. Uncle Andy brought out Kojima for a movie 5 years out"

baka desu senpai

>>377760981
I just want a Port of Jet Set Radio Future on Steam.
Nothing more!!!

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Hello VirtuaMe

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BRING
HIM
BACK

Halo 12
Gears of War 8
Forza 6.9
Microsoft sucks at games

They can announce literally anything imaginable because it won't come out
>scalebound
>fable legends
>project spark
>crackdown
it's like the biggest joke of all time. E3 for MS has basically been vaporware: the show. and Sony E3 has basically been cinematic experiences: the show. PC Gaming show has been "look at all this shit normies hate" the show, and Nintendo at E3 has been "hey we finally have new games" the show.>>377761067

>>377787823
Nintendo and sony both have unannounced games with Platinum coming

>>377796595
Why does the xbox need 6 teraflops of power to run Halo

>>377761169
OP meant THIS E3, not last year's E3

>>377760981
Forza Motorsport 6
Borderlands 3 (Timed)

And that's all folks

>>377760981
Another Forza, another Gears. Yawn, Xbox is boring.

>>377805023
>Forza Motorsport 6

Sorry, I mean 7

>>377760981
halo
gears of war
forza

the same as it is every year

>>377785167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw

how quickly we forget

>>377760981
TV and Movies
Sports
Sports
Sports

>>377774701
>sony
>neogaf
lol what? It's called nintendogaf for a reason

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>xbox
>exclusives
Lmao

Microsofts e3 will be a snorefest just like every other year. They get outdone even by EA.

just bought an xbox yesterday. got gears4 and for honor.
probably gonna get happy wars again or happy dungeons if it looks good.

but xbox doesnt really have any AAA games. im not getting siege, overwatch, halo etc becayse i either own it for ps4
or
halo sucks

>have Rare make a game for the first time in like 6 years
>it's not Banjo
>it's not Conker
>it's not even Viva Pinata or Kameo
Why did they buy Rare again?