Name a harder video game enemy. Protip you can't.

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An enemy that actually requires you to think.

>this fucker one shots you
literally artificial difficulty, just because a goomba gets a lucky hit on me does NOT mean I deserve to insta-lose

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>>377756979
Howdy.

The rival in Pong.

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*blocks your path*

>>377756979

Triple A publisher companies.

>>377757169
>Getting One-shot by goombas

What kind of shitty build are you running where you aren't tall?

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I post one of the enemies that has statistically killed most players.

/v/ thinks I'm being sarcastic.

>>377757283
we're actually the ones blocking THEIR path, shitlord!

Fucking lv2 wild rattata...

I wonder if the five year olds of this current generation can beat the first level of Mario.

>>377757559
my wife's son just did

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How can hunters even compete?

>>377757439
>Mario
>tall
>not Super
>at the beginning of level 1 in any case

The world might never know if he meant anything by this.

>>377756979
dude just hack in a fire flower and shoot it

>>377757589
>my wife's son
y-you can't be serious! that would mean...!

>>377757775

That would mean he married a woman who already had a child, yes.

>>377757775
My mother's son here, John is right.

>>377757179
BASTARD.

how are you supposed to know you can jump on them to kill them? it never tells you that

The asshole with spikes on its back.
The bitch that drops said assholes.
The cunt that throws hammers.

>>377758005
Fuck that cloud nigger, Lakitu.

>>377757752
>he didn't autisticly farm goombites in the 0-1 prologue for tall mario build by 1-1
this is why people say the industry is for casuals

>>377757283
The only villain in that game is yourself.

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>>377756979
Finderu me enemy halder den octorok. GAIJIN CAN'T.