Where is the huge Yoshi that laid that giant egg?

>Bait

>>377756240
He must have a really big butt

>>377756747
haha

haha

>>377756240
WHIRRRRRR

haha

>>377756747
it must be big enough for me to fit inside of right?
I just want to know as a joke haha

like could I live in there? haha

so wheres the porn

>>377756240
It wasn't born that small.
It grew as it got older.

>>377757203
Just like my boner

What if yoshi swallowed a human? Haha.
You know, like if he gobbled up a person whole turned them into an egg xD
Do you think it'd be painful? Just wondering haha...

I'm just gonna be straight, I'd ram the hell out of a female Yoshi.

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yoshi got dorry pregnant

HA HA

>>377757426
>seemingly innocent picture

>tits for no reason

But why

>>377756240
ITT /v/ gets hit with macrophilia

>>377756240
Can we have a mario lore thread?
Who the fuck was that stone hand boss in mario 64? Some sort of demon?

>>377756240
It was laid by Bowser when he was in Giant Mode like at the end of various Mario games (like New Super Mario Wii U). The relationship between Bowser and Yoshi is identical to the relationship between Mario and Wario. Mario's evil version is Wario. Yoshi's evil version is Bowser (or "WaYoshi").

>>377756240
Do you think he was embarrassed?

>>377758301
imagine what his ass looks like afterwards

>>377756384
/thread

>>377758648
He had to lay an egg that big in front of everyone

>>377758941
>inb4 goat.se

>>377758941

haha

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Imagine the strong musk emanated by this egg after it was laid, filling the field it was placed on for months, if not years. To this day the mountains which have been formed around it must still reek of Yoshi.

>tfw this is unironically my fetish

>>377758301
/thread

>>377761907
me too

>>377761907
__________haha__________

>>377756384
Was he an Alien or a Corrupted Yoshi?

that was the worst track

royal raceway was the best

>>377762196
Pretty sure he was a corrupted yoshi