ARMS - Testpunch in 4 days

>she-ape
>best anything
lmaoing out loud

Yes, I am ready for Min Min's game.

>>377726286
How much salt are you creating right now considering she is by far the most popular character by all metrics

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>my friend's copy of SF2 and also mine come this friday
>we'll be busy playing arms instead
sasuga nintendo

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I need to work so I can start commissioning some shit.

>>377726518
Min Min looks like she'll be mid tier anyways, ARMS is all about mobility so the most picked will be ribbon girl, ninjara and kidcobra
I'm going to main Min Min anyways, she's really cute

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>>377726713
who to commission?

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>>377726071
>thicc brown qt
Is it worth getting a Switch for this game?

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>>377727892
Absolutely

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Skullgirls dev Alex Ahad did Twintelle art

>>377728132
it looks like a rough draft

>>377726675
is the picture just white lol

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>>377728132
You mean Rebis did Twintelle art. Nobody cares about Skullgirls.

>>377728417
>Rebis did Twintelle art
d-does she have a dick

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Is this accurate?

>>377730010
I'd say the bottom tier is, but I doubt ninja man is S tier

>only one character with good design
>game still looks like hot garbage
i want to impregnate her but i still don't care about her game to be honest.

>>377730687
same game looks like shit but hey more new porn

Has Shadman drawn Twintelle yet?

>>377731334
Twintelle isn't 6 years old.

>>377727028
That ass could be farting and it would still be hot.

>>377730010
>wAifu tier

>>377731703
Best SFW fan art imo

>porn dump
this is how you can tell the game isn't good

>>377732936
>Porn dump

Need to get your eyes checked mate.

Are you triggered by all the girl fetishists?

>>377732936
Oh shit, really? I never knew you could tell if a game was gonna be good based on whether there was a sfw porn dump of the game in a thread prior to release.

Splatoon must have had no porn back then, huh?

>>377733275
Not him but it is incredibly annoying when the whole thread is just relentless waifu spamming.

>>377735229
You could always you know avoid the thread. Not exactly difficult

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>>377735229
nothing you can really do about it
thicc is a meme

>>377730010
Snake man is lowkey s-tier.

>>377733739
splatoon isn't good

>>377730010
>le Ninjara has mobility

Ninjara isn't even faster then anyone else. Kid Cobra is the one with the speed

>>377736023
Did you eat a bag of dicks in the end?

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Damn right I am.

>>377726071
How come all of the characters' real arms are removed for modular ones, with the exception of that girl?

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If we shaved her hair would she die?

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>best girls

I think you mean best man's(?) game

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>>377736953
real arms arent removed.
ARMS are a superpower that manifests randomly on random body parts and apparently hair (and facial hair).
Twintelle lucked out.

>an asian guy
>who likes big ole BLACKED ass
oh boy loving the brainwashing over some guy's fetish

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>>377737135
Best girl.

>>377737154
Who is that cute on the right?

>>377726654
Not at all. We and our allies will chase your ilk out of /v/ should you continue to push your white genocide agenda after release.

>>377737589
That's Twintelle, have you need been reading the thread?

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>>377737617
Hahahahahahahahahaha

How fucking pathetic can you be? What kind of moron believes this shit?

>>377737686
Sorry, I mean at the left. I always mix up left and right, don't bully.

While I love brown girls, I don't get the love for her compared to the other girls. Her design isn't particularly attractive and it's kinda masculine, with the defined muscles and all

>>377737838
That's Paya from BotW. She's not even best girl in her game.

>>377737838
She's from botw

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>>377737589
If you mean left, thats Apaya from that game of the year.

>>377737154
So do they have a greater chance of appearing in the arm region? And how about >>377736732 ?

>>377737617
summer has arrived i see

>>377737972
I guess, its not really known. All research into ARMS has been stifled, "as if held back by some invisible force", so no one really knows much about it.

she doesnt have the ARMS ability, so she built a suit.

I want to worship a giant MinMin and smell her Ramen feet

>>377738159
Probably aliens or a mystic god etc since it seems something is actively preventing research

>>377736023
Dicks and crows anon

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>>377738209
Here have a minmin

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>>377726071
>you will never have this ass sitting on your face


Why even carry on?

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>>377738484

I really hope Belt Bully Final Boss is playable

I want slap the fuck out of people with the childhood ruining weapon of mom and dads everywhere

Plus I love using villains

>>377730010
Twintelle won't be that good.

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>>377738604

It's gonna be another game that is popular for a week, and then only kept alive by pathetic manchildren waifufagging with nary any gameplay/story discussion just like nier and doa

>>377738836
You do realise this game will have free content updates as in all the dlc is free right?

How can white girls even compete? They don't have an ass like black/browns do

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>>377739219
Big butts are a meme.
Any race can have a real nice ass.

Definitely tougher for asians, though.

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>>377726071
Am I the only one who thinks this shit is pathetic?

>>377739381

I want that fucking sweater for master mummy

>>377739381
>Definitely tougher for asians, though.
>says this while posting Kuramochi

>>377739442
fuck off vinny

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>>377739381
I want those hoodies.

>>377726675
>>377728354
I don't know why this made me laugh as hard as it did. But oh boy I'm gonna have to check the Booru's later...

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>>377739676
you have to have a lewd butt.
>>377739631
yeah, one bitch. Not exactly something I would put on a pedastal, though.

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>>377726071

But is there fan art of her pooping?

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>>377738614

He better be

>>377739959
My butt is the lewdest butt. When's my hoodie arriving?

>>377730010
The guy who makes these videos is an annoying faggot.

>>377739631
Who is kuramochi?

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Very much so. Twintelle seems fun with her witch time-esque dodge moves but Kid Cobra's mobility, Ribbon Girl's triple jump, Spring Man's desperation power and Helix's blobbiness all seem like a good time.

>>377726675
>Dwarf fortress porn mod

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>>377740040
>you will never put your face in there

JUST END THE PAIN

>>377738614
I bet he is playable, with either being an unlockable character or the first dlc character.

>>377726654

How to popular character for a Japanese game

>Ass
>Ojou-Sama
>Drill hair?
>Social media

Literally getting Nier Automata vibes off of this one where people go from casually aware of something cause a particular brand name or two is attached to it to suddenly REALLY fucking interested because of a specific character design going viral just as planned. Marketing video games and keeping gamers from just defaulting to bitching is a lot easier than some people think at least in the pre-release marketing phase of a game.

>>377740516

perfect.

2B kind of BTFO as a meme after only a few months.

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>>377740574

>>377740626
How many super popular ojosama characters are there even? Your theory makes little sense. As "popular" as characters like luvia and Karin are they're no where near the most popular characters of their respective games.

If it was just ass I'm sure the vita would be the most popular system in the world

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>>377738601
>tfw no thicc brown lady to sit on my face
It hurts

>>377740626
ARMS 1 million seller confirmed?

>>377740839

Brown girls > japanese girls

>>377740626
Japanese devs are only beginning to scratch the ass surface, they were mainly tit fags

>>377740451

"Gamer Girl" in the sense that she's used to market games to horny weebs on occasion and will claim to be a fan of and really into whatever franchises she's been tapped to market as per usual which at the moment is some horse racing game based on the super popular Kingdom manga.

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>>377741126
That will never be me

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>>377741126
>tfw never ever

>>377741005

I mean Nintendo is clearly putting a lot of focus behind it as a Switch essential and it has both casual appeal and family friendly appeal as well as appeal to people like Weebs. The marketing has been pretty smart for it so far so I don't see why it can't at least hit 1 million globally.

I honestly do think Nintendo manages to strike a pretty smart balance in catering to Japan but also a global audience as well lately. They have these obvious waifu designs without going to overboard to the point where it's gonna turn off more uptight people.

>>377741005
ARMS is gonna sell 2 million easy. It's already more famous then Fire Emblem

>>377726071

>mfw i domt want to fuck her
>mfw i want to be her

FeelsBadMan.png

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>>377741113

Used to be really into asian girls but holy fuck last few months my dick only wants cute brown girls and ARMS certainly isn't helping. Fucking Nintendo managed to convince my dick to get a Switch.

So when ARMS sells 4 million copies and becomes the next Nintendo staple how buttblasted will the Metroidbabies be?

>>377742058
As long as they get one (1) game, they should be fine for another decade.

>>377741126
GOD WHY

>>377741851
I can certainly make you feel like a bitch if you'd like to meet.

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I want to know what characters to shitpost about, please help

surveymonkeyDOT com SLASH rSLASH PCGNYWT

sorry for the mangled link, spam filter is brutal

>>377742058
Why would I be buttblasted? I want this game to succeed.

brb, gonna crank one out to these

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I'm waiting for Nintendo to eventually tell you how old Twintelle is

And It's revealed she's fucking 13

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>>377730010

Why is Robocop bottom tier?

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>>377742984

>she's fucking 13

and?

>>377742984
they already did, she's 26

>>377742984
She's 26

>>377742058

What do "metroidbabies" have to do with this? What's a "Metroidbaby" anyway? Is this supposed to be a dig on Metroid fans or something? If so....why? Did you just pick a Nintendo franchise at random for whatever it is you're on about?

>>377742984
She is 26
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/switch/aabqa/fighter/7/index.html

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>>377742984

She's a Christmas cake

>>377743479
He is needlessly stirring up shit, but Metroid fans are super annoying because they never stop bitching.

>>377726071
So let me get this straight.

The game is literally about a world where people lobbed off their arms and replace their now missing arms with these fucked up spring so called arms and those that didn't lobbed off their arms have these springy arms on their heads?

is that literally the point of the game!?

>>377740626

I understand your concern and your right about waifu faggotry

But Arms has legit hype behind it
Twintelle came out of a Direct that gave people more reason to be interested even if she wasn't shown

>>377743479
Because ARMs and Metroid are both games about exploration.

>>377737617
>white genocide
>>>/pol/

>>377743691
No that's actually not the plot at all.
Only one person chose to be an ARMs and she's in a mech.

>>377743691
no.

>>377726071
I love how the western side of the internet is losing their shit because Nintendo put in literally America: The Character.

>>377728132
>well proportioned beautifully crafted style

>>377728417
>horribly inflated baboon ass with bad proportions
Weebs dont really know anything.

>>377743691
It's a mutant super power. Not all stretchy people even have stretchy arms. Some have fucked up necks or hair. Probably a guy with a spring dick out there too.

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>>377743501

>>377743919
you leave Rebis alone, faggot

>>377743857
she's french

>>377743919
>baboon has baboon ass
Wow, didn't see that coming

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>robotfags
Never forget

>>377744410
Don't you have Trump's cock to be sucking?

>>377744130
Sweet cheese and crackers.......

>>377744745

Watch your language.

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>>377744564

>>377737027
it would hurt alot

>>377744389
She's most likely made "French" just to validate the pun in her name. Design wise, she's America: The Character.

>Drinking all that coffee

You DO realize that if you fucked her ass she'd shit all over you, right?

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>>377745224
>itt: irish guy who have to live with women like pic related

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>When Byte falls in battle, Barq will get close and stare at the body.

>>377745427
where can I find a deeply self-conscious girl with low self-esteem like that?

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>>377745529

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>>377745529

>>377743737
how stupid do you have to be to fall for such an obvious false flag LARP

>>377743857
Springman is the one who's map location looks like New York (Manhattan?)

>>377745357
>not liking shitdick
Where. Is. The. Problem?

>>377745427
>google "irish girls ass"

the meme is real.

>>377745427
Luckily I'm into zora

>>377726071
I feel like she's gonna suck

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>>377737617

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>every drawer portrays twintelle as a retarded bimbo
Why even live, I just want good cute Twintelle art

>>377741126
Why do cucks want girls to sit on them? Assholes and vaginas don't smell good at all.

>>377737829
apparently you considering you replied to the most obvious of baits

>>377746925
t. kissless virgin

At this point, I'm just thinking about stupid meta bullshit before the game launches. Presumably, every fighter will have access to all types of fists. Maybe not all attributes, but it'll still be a good loadout for everyone.

I just wonder if my timerscam build of Fire/Wind fists on Mummy will actually do shit. Throw dudes back, guard while they're down for health, rinse repeat and hope they don't catch on.

>>377746925
You sound like the biggest virgin I have ever heard of, dude.

>>377746925

It is okay to be gay, anon. But you really shouldn't project that onto other people.

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>>377737617
everything is fine

>>377746925
Hows the homosexual life treating you anon?

It'd be pretty great if Twintelle and MinMin were both low tier

>liking brown girls in 2017

disgusting

>>377747484
>not liking delicious brown
Absolutely retarded.

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>>377747484

You are certainly entitled to that opinion.

>>377747484
>not liking the hottest women in the world

Its okay to be gay anon

>>377726071
I want to drink her ass sweat so bad.

>>377747887
I feel you on that, anon.

>Character has huge tits

Controversy everywhere, cries for censorship, devs are sent death threats, endlessly derided on social media, game bombs

>Character has huge ass

THICC, praised by everyone, cornucopia of fan art, THICC, respect and adoration online, game becomes million seller, T H I C C

Wtf is wrong with America?

>>377747484
>Thinking there are no attractive brown women
I mean I know I'm a girl fetishist but still, c'mon

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>>377748043

Full of girl fetishists

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>>377747484
I'd take asian over black, but you're one stupid bitch if you don't think black girls are a thousand times better than whites.
Literally anything is better than white girls.

>>377747214
I think speed of punches varies from character to character as well

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>>377748075
>>377748323

Please stop mentioning your girl fetishes. It makes me uncomfortable, and frankly it's a scary concept.

I get why people are focusing on her ass, but does anyone else think Twintelle's face is absurdly pretty/sexy.

It's the eyelashes I think.

>>377748545
It varies by the arm being used.

>>377748043
I know you're exaggerating, but thats the way it should be.

Ass > tits

>>377748043
Because black people stereotypically like girls with big butts and it'd be racist to condemn big butts

Big (good looking) titties are not something that man-hating feminists have so it's misogynistic to design characters with big tits unless she's plus sized

>>377748043

It is because most of the women complaining have fat cellulite asses and pancake tits. They mistakenly think their nasty asses are comparable, while they're offended because their tits are obviously worse and no amount of denial will trick them into believing otherwise.

Man, I can't wait until all the pathetic nintendweebs get btfo on Friday by what a poorly made and unenjoyable game this piece of shit is.

Then it can finally be relegated to the gimmicky shitbin of vidya where it belongs.

>>377748428
>Lierally anything is better than my taste
Fixed

>>377749461

I don't care if the game is good or bad since I don't own a switch and am only in this thread for the ass, but you are somehow more pathetic than me.

>>377749461
you mean you can't wait to make a thread on Friday with a giant green text list of ignorant statements for the sake of shitposting in hopes (well not hope it will happen) the /v/ believes you despite never playing the test fire anyway.

>>377749461
Imagine being this sad and pathetic.

Being a sony-gger is pure suffering.

>>377748716
Oh yeah, her face is really cute, regal with a hint of playfulness.

>>377748794
>Ass>tits
That's just life.

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>>377749591
>he likes white girls

>worse faces
>no hips
>disgusting skin
>autistic personalities
>dumb as fucking rocks
>socially inept
>gold diggers
>daddy issues
>guaranteed to cheat
>etc.

If you like white girls you actually have terrible taste in women. You could do better with any other race, even those from shitty 3rd world countries.

>>377741126
*BRAAAAAP*

>>377731274
This tbqhf

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Please dont morph this into a typical late-day ARMS thread.

I'm going to try every character.
Min-Min, Twintelle and Ninjara are looking the most appealing to me.
Min-Min's got her kicks, Twintelle's got her Witch Time and Ninjara's got his teleport. They look like fun,

>>377726071
Looking forward to it. Wish it was the whole weekend instead of random hours at a time.

>>377749998
>opinion
>false
>opinion
>women in general
>repeat
>etc.

>>377749998
Most of that is accurate but I've seen many with decent faces.
Everything else though, pretty spot on. I wouldn't choose a white girl over anything else, they're way too fucking stupid and annoying to deal with.

>>377749636
>>377749728
>>377749804
Baby-dicked, nintendweeb /v/irgins. Hopelessly desperate that their terrible shovelware game won't be instantly crucified for the gimmicky shit it so obviously is.

Face it manchildren, the game will be a bigger flop than ME:A, and no amount of fetishizing will change that fact.

Fuck, even the character designs in ME:A were more appealing than this mongoloid shit.

I'm driving home for lunch this friday so I won't miss the first testpunch

I want a cutie gf,

a negrobooty gf.

>>377750738
Whatever you'd like to believe man. My best guess is that you're only so defensive because you're dating a white chick. She's probably going down on Chad as we speak.

>>377751238
At least he's known the touch of a woman, unlike your fat Nintendo obsessed ass.

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>>377751369
>implying
I don't even own a Nintendo console, I just know pathetic taste in women when I see it. You're asking to get cucked if you have such low standards that you'd settle for a white girl.

>>377751369
Is this a fucking youtube comment?

>>377744729
Get the fuck back to r*ddit.

>>377750738
Hes not wrong. Brown and black are the patrician taste

>>377751491
>I'm a poor virgin, but I'm qualified to tell people what REAL taste is.

Yeah, you're a pathetic fat fuck who's never even held hands with a girl, let alone been intimate with one. Your taste is as shitty as your fantasies.

>>377751517
Even Youtube is smart enough to know when pathetic neckbeard virgins are pathetic know-nothing sacks of shit.

>>377751691
Raddit?

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>>377752013
>LOL YOU LIKE NINTENDO YOUR TASTE IS SHIT
>no
>LOL YOU CAN'T AFFORD NINTENDO SO YOUR TASTE IS SHIT

Your autism is boundless. Maybe this is why white girls are the best you can do.

I don't care about whether Twintelle isn't actually black, ganguro, brazilian, whatever. All I know is my fiance's daughter sees that Nintendo made a character that has skin like hers and she's happy. That's all that matters to me.

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thicc

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>>377752256
>fiance's daughter

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>>377752256
>fiance's daughter

>>377752256
bait

>>377752013
>being this desperate to justify your bad taste
Jesus dude, you're just throwing out buzzwords at this point.

>>377752186
>durr, you's is just autistic, durrrrrrrrrrrrrr

If you weren't a pathetic, fat-assed virgin, you'd know that black women are everything you've accused white women of being to a much more severe degree. The only time you ever touched a vagina was when you fell out of your fat-assed mother.

If you weren't a poor, fat fucking Nintendweeb, You'd be able to tell that Arms is the very definition of gimmicky shovelware, too.

Your idiocy is boundless. Maybe this is why imaginary girls are the best you'll ever do.

>>377752481
GEE

YOU THINK?

>>377750930
Geez it must be hard being a sonybro when you have to say things like ME:A and appealing character designs in the same sentence.

>>377752591
>that whole post
Are you fucking 12? This is actually embarrassing to read.

>>377737617
>white genocide agenda

because your creating more white children by being a virgin right

>>377752538
>I'm too fucking stupid to know how the term buzzword is supposed to be used, but I'm gonna try and use it anyways!

Arms sure is good at exposing the stupidest fucking people on /v/ at least. I'll give it that.

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>>377752591
You have to be baiting at this point.

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>>377752256

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>>377752751
I have no opinion on it yet, I haven't played the game. But whatever you'd like to tell yourself.

>>377728417
this is the best

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>tfw you're a girl fetishist
I'm so ashamed

>>377752626
>that reading comprehension
You know you have to be 18 to post here, right?

>>377752694
You only find it embarrassing because it so accurately describes what a fucking loser you really are.

Fucking loser.

>being sexually attracted to a black girl

Ribbon Girl is the best and always has been.

That being said I'm never going to buy this game.

>>377752897
Just don't be autistic about it by shoving it in everyone's face and you should be alright. There's plenty of us on this board

>>377750170
mechanica is cute

but just give up trying to discuss this game here from now on, shitposters at this point outnumber reasonable people 10:1

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>>377752882
>having to 'play' this game to see that's another shovelware, motion gimmick turd rushed out the door for a quick buck ala Red Steel
>"B-b-b-but it's offical Nintendo product! T-t-they'd never put shovelware out on us guys!"

>>377753127

What we really need is Twintelle sitting on Ribbon Girl's face and spreading her legs open for the viewer.

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When's REAL THICC Twintelle gonna happen?

>>377747484
I didn't realize it was possible to be this much of a faggot but you proved me wrong

>>377753367
>It's just another gimmicky shovelware Nintendo game
>Next console, when they release the sequel, they end up selling the box separately because people like it so much they'll buy the box just have it

This reminds me of something

>>377753551
When Sundown eventually draws her.

>>377753630
Yes, Nintendo has a legion of fanboys stupid enough to eat up their bullshit at the drop of a hat. Hence the current shilling for Arms.

Thanks for finally applying a little bit of critical thought to this hollow excuse of a game.

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>>377753852
>sonybros this mad
I have a feeling this game's gonna be good.

>>377726071
You do realize the Testpunch is confirmed to only let you use Spring Man, Ribbon Girl, Ninjara, Mechanica, Mummy and Helix, right?

The bots & Twinbelle won't be avilable.

>>377753367
But Pokemon snap was a great game...

?

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>This thread
I just want an ARMS thread
what the fuck /v/

>>377753852
If you change the words "Nintendo" for "Sony" and "ARMS" for "insert any sony exclusive here" you will also be describing sonybros. Being a fanboy of any company does that with a person

>>377753979
But they WILL be. And that's good enough.

>>377754069
what, you want something other than shitpost threads on this board? hahaha go fuck yourself fiance's daughter thicc nigress shovelware two scoops cuck

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>>377753760
I'm talking thicc in a different context, bud. Something you'd see on a Thursday

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Why doesn't springman get any love

>>377754067
Pokemon SNAP was a terrible fucking game, and only people who blinded themselves to it's incredibly shallow bullshit praise it.

>>377753914
>If you didn't vote for Trump then it's because you're a Hillary shill by default!

This is why people with a brain have nothing but contempt for Nintendweebs. You idiots are even more cucked than the worst of the Sony and Xbox shills, yet you think you can use the term as an insult. Adorable.

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>>377754069
>I just want a videogame thread on /v/

xd

>>377754340
Does he have a lewd ass?

>>377753852
Ok, Anon, you sure showed me. I'm now aware I'm just a dumb sheep.

But golly I guess 'not trying it out and forming my own opinions on it' is too difficult of a concept for my sheepmind to handle.

You've done all you can, best to go off and discuss games that are too patrician for little ol' me in another thread

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>>377754426
Springman is a good pure boy. So NO!!

>>377754429
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

Godspeed, Anon.

>>377753979
The demo literally says you can try out all 10 characters

>>377726071

>Every other character has retarded slinky arms
>Twintelle has real arms AND still has silly sock'em arms in the form of her hair

Even if she wasn't a delicious brown with a perfect ass she'd still be best girl.

>>377754881
Until Nintendo introduces a barber themed character

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>>377754525
Your time is ticking, Springbois.

Don't cry too much when you get fucking POLYMERIZED

>>377754578
Thanks, friendo

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>>377755130
Bring it on you gross blob!!!

>>377755130
That looks more like cola than an african skin tone

>>377755325
it was originally supposed to be cola but /v/ is obsessed with blacks

>>377755130
Is that a wiener?

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>>377755181
Once I'm done with you cucklings I'll steal your girls, too

Don't worry though, I'll spare some change from the top league to the little wee-baby practice range just for you

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>>377755472
What did you say, blob? You take that back!!

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>>377755606
You heard me dawg, I ain't got none to explain either so you better drink up those tears while I climb my way up the tiers

Your time here is done, Springadingalings

>>377755472
>Actually thinking skill is gonna be a determining factor in this "game."

I can't wait to see your pathetic loser ass get btfo by how poorly made this piece of shit is.

You should really just preemptively kill yourself now.

Fucking loser.

>>377730010
I remember some guy claiming that he played the demo a lot and that Ninjara's dash makes him really OP

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>>377755919

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>>377755912
This is how literally everyone reacts when seeing you. How does that make you feel nerd??

>>377739051
Titanfall 2 has free updates too and it's dead as hell dude

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Would any of you darlings like to keep a lady like myself company?

>>377756543

Oh yes, my dear! But first, if you would be so kind, a sniff perhaps?

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>>377756543
>you will never shove your face deep in that

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>>377756194
Not an argument for why people should give this shitty game a chance.

Also not an argument for why your character isn't going to get cheesed to death by all the imbalanced and poorly functioning shit in this game.

Fucking kill yourself, you fucking loser.

>>377756896
>going into a Mongolian anime image board to call others losers

Boy i imagine how successful your life must be anon

>>377756896
>Fucking kill yourself, you fucking loser.
make me

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>>377756686
A sniff? Oh goodness, you mustn't mean... Well, alright. I see little harm in it.

>>377726071
Why is there all of this porn for the black one. Where are the lewds for the whitey?

>>377749998
>>>>>>>>>>>Implying black women are better.

>>377757076
Successful enough to the point where I can spot an obvious scam when I see one.

Life must be pretty tough when you're stupid enough to get hyped for a game like fucking ARMS.

>>377757262
Give me your address and I will, you fucking pathetic Nintendweeb.

>>377726071
I REALLY want to sniff Twintelles butthole.

>>377757968
I want to place my nose up against her asshole and take a huge whiff.

>>377757731
Im not hyped about anything, im just talking about asses. You're the one going on a autistic tantrum cruzade "ppl having fun? NOT ON MY WATCH". You're probably the most try hard loser i have ever seen in this board.

>>377757731
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington DC

>>377757731
Lets meet at a common location.

I'll be waiting at the front entrance to the Palestinian International Airport. Let's both wear Uncle Sam costumes so we know each other.

>>377726675
Now i'm curious as to what pic this is.

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tfw you didn't apply for janitor

>>377726071
I still don't see how she's supposed to be black.

>>377758090
That's it bro, you fucked up. You're fucking dead now.

See you on Friday.

>>377758231
Nice try, retard.

>>377758825
That's totally fine.

>>377749998
>implying niggresses are better
Asians are the ultimate choice

>>377747667
fuck yeah janelle monae

>>377738836

it has modes that look like endless fun. and apparently there's gonna be more modes to come. It will be an addictive game. I DLed the demo and saw how it looked on the switch screen, and it looks pretty nice too. So I see this game being another great addition to Nintendos IPs

>>377749998
>worse faces
Fucking what?
>no hips
Lies.
>disgusting skin
Funny coming from someone who defends nigger skin.
>dumb as fucking rocks
and Blacks aren't? Now I know i'm getting baited.

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>>377758950

CLASSY LOOKING BLACK WOMEN.

>>377759003
Latina girls > black girls > asian girls >>>>>>>>>>white girls

>>377759424

Latina girls = Black girls = White girls > Asian girls

Get it right, you goof.

>>377750930

why are you so asshurt? what asshurt you? nobody should be this asshurt.

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>character gets revealed
>very obviously ganguro/gyaru styled grill
>big ass
>perma-virgins on /v/ ASSume it's a nigress
>proceed to nigress post
>claim superiority through inferior taste and knowledge of Japanese trends
>get mad when called stupid and virginal

It's gonna be so much fun watching you idiots wallow in disappointment this weekend.

Pic related is every single one of you defending ARMS.

>>377759757
How is she ganguro/gyaru?

>>377759725
You can claim I'm butthurt all you want if it helps you cope with the fact that you're a baby-dicked Nintendweeb loser.

Fucking baby-dicked loser. Fucking kill yourself in a public place.

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>>377759424
You got that completely backwards, anon.

>>377759757
>muh japanese knowledge
>calling others virgins on a Siberian anime anonymous board

At this point i hope you're baiting, no one can be this try hard

>>377726071
How many fighters are in the game and will Litte mac be DLC?

>>377759815
>tanned skin, not fucking black
>lots of gold jewelry
>big high heels
>classic features
>fucking TWINTAIL hair, the god damned go-to hairstyle of gyaru girls
>bright pink lipstick
>bright blue/green eyes
>overtly sexual personality

But yeah, she must be sheboon from Queens.