Has anyone ever met up in real life with someone they first met

>Daily Mail

Fuck off.

Well, does Tinder count as a video game?

Back in the late 90s, my brother met a girl online in some online gameshow thing, and our family went to visit theirs in Ohio and went to Cedar Point. Looking back, it seems so surreal and I can't believe it actually happened.

>British ((((mother))))
Why are gamers such cucks

>>377696012
>marrying a single mother
>marrying a single mother who lives 4500 miles away that you met on the internet

this guy is retarded

Met my wife in ragnarok online. I moved to another continent 10000 miles away and live now peaceful life with lots of vidya

>>377696012
>How did it turn out?
Got backstabbed. Never trust a world of tanks player.

>Marrying a British mother who's only 25
Guarantee the kid's seven years old or so and she does nothing but share "Proud Mommy" shit on Facebook to cover the tracks of having a kid so early and ruining her life.

My wife and I met in an MMO back in the day. We talked online and a little by phone later on for about a year before we ever met in person.

We've been together for 15 years if you count the whole thing, married since 2009. It's really the exception, not the rule though.

I fell in love with someone, we were together, then he did the /pol/ thing and denied he was ever gay and now insists we are just roommates, but is still super clingy.

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Thats how i met my best friends actually.
Its been 8 years and we meet up every year for 1 or 2 weeks. Never have i had a more valueable friends in my life. And all thanks to vidya, normies literally cannot compete.

My mom had an affair with a teenager she met through WoW.

>>377696514
You are so on point.

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My sister did year ago playing Ragnarok online or some shit game.
They are married for 2 years now and having a 9 month old baby.

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>>377696587
There's an easy way to deal with that.

met one of my online friends playing street fighter a few years back
>>377696575
jason is that you?
tell bobbie i said hi

>>377696701
I mean the kid's the perfect age to join them on CoD no doubt.

>>377696012
Met 2 of my best bros on Halo 3 of all things.
still see and talk to them almost daily

>>377696723
>pic related
>13
shut up fag

>>377696462
what country anon

>2006
>be 18
>still playing HL1 and HL2 mods
>girl joins our clan
>she's pretty cool and lives in the same state as me
>see her pic
>she's pretty cute but looks really young
>she insists she's 18
>we eventually become internet boyfriend and girlfriend
>decide to meet up in real life
>get an older coworker to buy me alcohol
>rent a hotel room
>go and pick her up
>hang for the day
>bring her back to the hotel
>she's down to fuck
>ask her again if she's 18
>lol I'm 14, silly. But it's okay, I won't tell
>RED ALERT
>go out to get ice to make some drinks
>ask guy in reception desk to call my cell in 5 minutes
>go back to room
>ring ring
>make up excuse that I had a family emergency
>drop her off at home
>delete her in all my contacts
>spend the next few years worrying the cops would bust through my door

>>377696694
And then you had an affair with her after right?

>>377696723
Anon isn't that technically CP?

>>377696012
>anglos
Every fucking time. What can they not fuck up?

>>377696703
>Ragnarok Online
>bad
I'll cut you

>>377696821
honestly you could have gotten away with boning her if you could prove deception on her part

>>377696824
I did not. I did pray for her soul though.

>>377696780
>pic related is when she was 13

>"shut up fag"

Literally what
>>377696865
I don't think so. There is no nudity or sex in the picture. So it should be allowed

>>377696012
Of course, I've done that multiple times already.

Met my ex gf I was with for 4 years online way back then in a lord of the rings community.

>>377696950
Was she an orc or an elf?

>>377696905

Pretty sure that unless she gave me a fake ID, the lol she said she was 18 defense doesn't hold up in court

>>377696723
>>pic related when she was 13
That's CP, time to kys before the cops get you.

>>377696973
It wasn't some kind of LARPING or roleplaying, just a forum full of people talking about the books. That was before the first movie even came out.

>>377696869
Literally the best whites though
If you don't like anglos you must hate the entire world.

>>377696012
They must have a ton of money world of tanks is to rich for my blood

>>377696514
I dont know why that proud mommy shit burns my ass but it does i just want to smack a bitch when they share dumb shit like that meanwhile they live at home at age 25 are unemployed and still meet a new dude everyother week

>>377696779
>>377696705
Funny thing is he still wants me to have sex with him, but it's just a "bro thing" to him now and he still totally wants a nice pure wife.

>>377697030
I was talking about looks

>>377697017
It is not
>>377697048
nvm both of you are gay af

>>377697048
Who's the sub?

>>377696779
> i speak for /pop/

I'm living with her now in Japan. Met from WoW.

Weird to think now.

>>377697097
Him.

Even got him to cosplay as gerudo link when BotW came out.

>>377696723
>>377696914
Stinky third worlders coming onto 4chan to type bullshit stories and post cp

>>377697047
Because you fail to see how someone can be happy having no success and being tied down with a kid. It just seems like rampant delusion. I'm the same anon.

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>>377697048
Relevant

>>377697042
I quit WoT years ago. I had 30+ odd Premiums. I dunno why I got them. War Thunder is more my thing. Had Premium on that for 3+ years running. I wasted a year of Premium on WoT and shit.

>>377697115
>/pop/
/pop/
>/pop/
/pop/
>>377697146
I live in a first world nation and am white

>>377697040
>anglos
>white
anglos are shite innit

>>377697189
Literally the best whites though
Nordics germanics and slavs are fucking worthless

Which language are we speaking right now?

>>377697170
Ah, a fellow Argentinean :)

>>377696012
A few of my WoW guildmates lived in the same city, and got together and drove 3 hours to hang out with me and my rl friends who were also in the guild. We were having a big party and they came for that and stayed for like two days. I barely remember it because I was drinking like a horrible alcoholic at the time, but they were pretty cool and we all got along.

>>377697213
日本語?

>>377697189
HELLO PORTUGAL!

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>>377696127
Yeah, it does actually.


How many matches you got. I've gone with the good lookin pic strategy but getting no points.

I'm thinking of going with the "funny pic" strat but that also requires a rehaul to my bio and I don't think I have enough charisma for that.

>>377697170
Oh really where?

>>377696127
If Candy Crush does, then yeah. Swiping to match, and has a fail state.

>>377697267
>>377697267
Portuguese love anglos and always suck up to them
You know nothing.

>>377697245
No
>>377697280
Western-Europe

>>377697082
>It is not
It is, partial nudity is enough to be considered CP

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>>377696012
I was supremely lucky to find out she only lived about 45 minutes away. We are now married and living together.

>>377697213
>Which language are we speaking right now?
A mixture between Dutch and French.

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>>377697320
>Europe
>White

>>377697321
Maybe in your dreams. Guess bikini's are for 17 years old also make it cp

>>377697304
Yeah, in the 1400s. Portugal is sucking germany's cock atm. You know nothing.

My best friend met his girlfriend in Ragnarok Online and they've been together over 10 years now.
They're basically a family now and have been living together for years while I'm still a kissless virgin basement dweller, soon to be wizard. Needless to say there's a disconnect between me and my buddy now, he's just not the nerd loser he used to be anymore. Wouldn't wanna trade places with him though. Fuck that noise.

>>377697403
Every fucking time on /pol/ they always suck each other dicks

and everyone hates Germans
Literally no one likes them.

Met my wife on ragnarok online 15 years ago. It was back when female mmo characters were actually girls.

>>377697468
/pol/ isn't an accurate representative of RL.

Met a few girls online, planned to meet them and close to the date they always flaked, decided not to bother after that

fast forward a few years and I met a cutie on discord, known each other for a few months when she told me she just so happened to be coming to my city for a month with her own apartment, paid by her university to visit a lecture. For most of the month we played vidya, held hands and all around had a great time together, it can happen just not often

>>377697392
No, who the hell considers bikini CP? And its not in my dreams, its anywhere in the US or Canada. Prolly Germany too, but who the fuck cares about Germany at this point?

Why would you do that to yourself?

>>377697272
You are ugly and pathetic. Forget online matching and find a good job instead.

>>377696575
Honestly, meeting your second half or making a good friend in MMO back in the early 00's wasn't such an uncommon thing.

>>377697590
Jesus christ man.

I mean I'm already aware I'm gonna be kissless virgin.
But no harm in trying to get a high score on tinder games pretty fun for bants.

>>377697518
I mean they don't regularly meet each other and even online people don't always have a flag attached to their posts
/pol/ is probably the best way to judge how countries feel about each other

>>377697668
>Honestly
Fuck this meme word

>British mother
>25
Disgusting

My little sister met her husband in WoW.

>>377696012
>mother
>25

IT'S A TRAP

jaja you're little sister had sex before you

>>377697721
That's pretty tame, in the US girls get pregnant when they're 14 years old.

>>377697728

But you did take her virginity first right? Youre not a cuck right?

>>377697778
Of course, Anon

>>377697712
he's right though, there's a huge difference in the community between wotlk and vanilla, you used to need to know people
I know wow aint early 00's but its the only reference I got, still got mates from vanilla and TBC times which I talk to

>>377697775
How is that better?

No, but I know at least six people who found healthy, beneficial relationships through MMOs.

If only I could be number 7.

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>>377696012
>not meeting your boyfriend over /b/ shota thread
you are like a little baby

>>377697775
So like the rest of Europe?

>tfw gay and ronery as fuck
any other gay anons here? Any of you tried grindr?

>>377696987

>in college
>meet dude in class
>we become friends
>we're both 21
>go to a party
>he hits it off with a girl
>she's 15
>bro, I don't think that's a good idea
>in our state, you can fuck a 16 year old if you're 23 or younger
>they start dating
>dude, wait a few months until she turns 16 before beating that pussy up
>nope, they fuck while she's 15
>she wants him to meet her parents
>he agrees
>bro, that's not a good idea
>chill man, she's said nothing but good things about me. Plus they don't know how old I am let alone if we fucked or not
>he goes over
>her dad asks him what high school he goes to
>oh, I go to the University of XYZ
>interdasting
>few days later, buddy doesn't show up for class
>can't get into contact with him
>eventually he calls me a few days later
>dad searched him online and found his age
>confronted daughter
>she caved
>unlocks her phone
>parents find messages referring to them fucking and nudes they sent reach other
>goes to cops
>cops pick friend up
>retard doesn't have a password on his phone
>they find the messages and nudes on his phone
>eventually gets 7 years for statutory rape and CP

It's not fucking worth messing with an underage

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>>377697906
a/s/l
are you qt?

So is Ragnarok Online the go-to MMO if you wanna find your future wife? I thought my friend was a special case but this thread makes me think it's got something to do with RO having all the wife material.

>>377696012
>25
>single mom
>plays vidya

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

I met my ex on a forum for a now defunct game magazine

Also made several friends from that same forum that I talk to on the daily basis.

>>377697961
20/m/england
nope, hairy top.

A Brazilian 13 year old boy that I met in TF2 fell in love with me a few days ago because I'm literally the only one who gives him any attention. He's a really sweet boy, it'll be hard telling him that I don't share his feelings.

>>377696012
Sure, traveled abroad to spend a few weeks with a some different guild mates from wow, most were great, a few of them were shite though, but the other ones were fun and we had a blast, still talk alot.

A few times actually. When I was 17 I hung out with a guy and his gf I met on XBL. Turns out they were absolutely loaded and their house was crazy nice. Around the same time I met a guy because we were going to the same concert and now it's a group of like 5 of us that go to shows together. Also met a group of friends I played TF2 with all the time because someone they graduated with had passed away in a city near where I lived. Now we hang every time they're in town. Have to be in Ohio for work and going to meet a buddy I've played with for about 10 yrs.

It's kind of easy to tell when you're dealing with autists or normal people.

>>377697981

Not is. Was. The early to mid 2000s was the golden age for mmos and I wont lie that it was a glorified chat room. It was really easy to hook up with someone while questing and sooner or later, you hand over each others hotmails and have video chats. I met like 5 girls all over the world like that and damn it was a memorable time.

>>377698084
How does someone who's an autist become "normal" though? just be more social?

Actual autist here btw.

>>377696821
Fucking idiot missed out on prime young pussy

>>377698035
DELÍCIA

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>>377696606
>spend all year gaming and talking over discord
>meet up in the summer for 2 weeks of constant drinking and playing board-games etc

Met one of my close friends on FFXIV. We liked some of the same music and we just kind of grew close because we were healing partners in most raids anyway.

Was worried at first because he was a lala and I assumed he was a flaming retard... of course I'm a fem Au ra so I assume he thought I was a tranny bitch so...

I've had many chances but it all goes down the drain when I show them my face.

I've long since accepted that I'm gonna be a wizard for life.

>>377696012
im sort of like on the same boat...

i met this australian girl playing destiny about a year ago, and we are thinking of getting married and having kids.

there's just one problem... she's been BLACKED. one of her ex's was a nigger

as a virgin, i dunno how i feel about that. what do /v/? i need your counsel

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>Post on vidya forum
>End up talking a lot with another member
>GIRL
>We talk for months
>Eventually find out she only lives an hour away by bus
>Travel there to meet her
>mfw she was 36
>mfw I was 13
>Still ended up going to her place and play vidya
>She starts to get clingy
>We have sex
>Confused as fuck
>Tell her I want to leave
>"If you ever tell someone that we had sex I'll burn down your house"
>Delete forum and msn messenger accounts when I came home
>Never got personal with anyone at a forum again

>>377696012
Yup, met my gf online in a fanmade forum. We've been together 6 years. She's an 8/10 qt and, like all hot gamer chicks, she is fucking insane and thilthy as hell.

>>377696012
Isn't this literally what happened to Kripp? It's nothing new

>>377698205
You can't have known them for even a year if you speak on discord, discord was a 2016 invention...

>>377698170
Yes, you're right. The "was" part goes without saying but I should have made that more clear.

>>377698446
Not him, but that's wrong. Discord is two years old.

>be trans
>meet guy LoL
>he lives nearby
>decide to meet up
>he's cute and we really mesh well together
>start dating
>eventually rent an apartment together
>he starts getting really clingy and obsessive
>doesn't want me talking to other guys in vidya
>starts talking marriage
>demands I stop seeing male friends and wants me to quit my job and stay home
>have enough and break up with him
>still have 6 months left on our lease
>don't have much money so decide to suck it up and wait for the lease to expire before moving out
>he lets me stay in the bedroom and he sleeps on the couch
>he constantly tries making up with me
>deny him
>then he starts begging for sex
>deny him again
>start dating a friend of mine
>he goes full sperg
>starts texting and calling me nonstop
>block him
>starts messaging me online and on steam
>block him
>starts writing me letters and slipping them under my door
>stuff the space under the door with cardboard
>move in with new bf
>ex shows up to my job
>have manager ban him
>fucking followed me home one day to my new bf's place
>had to call the cops

Why are dudes on the internet so creepy?

I met my current girlfriend on assfaggots. She lives like 5 minutes away and we met through a mutual friend we were playing with. She liked my voice and eventually we all got on cam and she liked how I look. Been together almost 3 years.

>>377698370
what the fuckkkkk
was she hot at least?

>>377698370
>he got /ss/ and was upset about it
kys

>>377696012
met my gf through vidya

>>377698370
Kek, you are a fucking idiot. Unless she was ugly as sin, that is.

>>377698370
nice

>Company goes under
>Spent a lot of time working on my savings, no big dea
>Find a job across the country, in a city where one of my WoW friends lives
>Mention it in passing
>She offers to let me crash on her couch until the job gets started
>whatcouldgowrong.mov
>She turns out to be a tall woman, twenty-two, and a weeaboo
>I mean, drinking cheap whiskey and binge-watching Naruto
>She has anime posters for things I've never even heard of since
>possibleredflag.png
>A few delays before I can actually get started on the job, no big deal
>Help out with rent
>Savings ends up getting burnt through faster than anticipated, which wouldn't be a big deal, except now the company I was going to work for is going under
>Fucking mismanagement
>Things coast while I start the search for work again
>One day, she gets absolutely blitzed
>Starts talking about rent
>Explain, again, that I don't have any more money
>She frowns, then scoffs
>"You can pay it another way..."
>wat
>Starts rubbing the crotch of her sweatpants
>It occurs to me that she's almost two feet taller than me and probably outweighs me by a great deal more than I could ever handle
>Start to move away and change the subject, as she's "forgotten" about me and done similar things in the past
>She catches my belt and drags me over
>Snu-snu ensues

I had to put up with a lot of that. Lasted about four months before I managed to find work elsewhere, took out a loan, and moved out.

>>377697048
>convinced he is no longer gay
>still wants regular gay sex
>is the bottom during sex
?

>>377698540
You are also a dude on the internet

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I met a dude I played vidya with, though I think I actually added them on steam due to some kind of /v/ related group maybe.

>Live like 15 minutes from where he worked
>Decided we'd meet for his lunch break
>We walk over to chipotle and talk about shitposting and vidya
>Decent hangout
>Says we'll have to chill again sometime
>Hardly ever replies to my steam messages now

Like I get that I'm kinda ugly but that shouldn't matter if we're just chillin' dude. It's not like it was a date motherfucker.

>>377698353
Get a nigger to black you too and tell her about it. That's the only way you two can see eye to eye in this regard.

>>377698540
>expecting a sane guy to date a mentally ill "woMAN"

really makes you think

>>377698540
>cockblock a guy
>WHY ARE THE GUYS SO CREEPY? UGH
This is the reason people like you need to be hanged.

>>377698647
Faggot

>>377696012
I met my current wife and had 2 of the 3 kids I had with her playing wow.

>single mom
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
... is he retarded?

>>377697272
I must have over 1500 or 2000 by now. Currently have over 350 unread matches.

>>377698418
At least he didnt get cucked.

>>377697213
>germanics
Invented the Computer you're using.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z1_(computer)

>slavs
Invented the AC power supply you're using right now.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla

>>377698751

>tell guy I don't want to have sex with him
>REEEEEEEEE, I'LL STALK YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME

:/

>>377698647
I hope she was at least good looking anon

>>377697213
A germanic language

>>377698647

Was she cute at least?

>>377698810

If you can't look at him and immediately tell he's retarded, then you are blind.

>>377698564
>>377698618
>>377698572
No. She wasn't hot at all. Her looks was about what you would imagine a lonely 36 year old woman picking up 13 year olds from a video game forum would look like.

his wife's son

>>377698723
kek, fuck off retard im being serious.

>>377698810
>single mom
>4,5k km from him
he better like cucking

>>377698647

Was she hot?

>>377698871
>>377698884
>>377699037

She was a heavyset unmarried weeb in her early twenties who drank Four Roses and watched Naruto.

If she had tried, she wouldn't have been bad. The lack of hygiene and heaping spoonful of crazy counted against her, though.

>>377698647
>two feet taller
What? Are you a turbomanlet or is she fucking 8 feet tall?

Married a girl from my 2008 wow guild. Most of us were from the same city (EU small country) so some day we just went to dinner and have some beers to talk about raids and shit.
Actually , half of the girls were above average. It was pretty surprising .

>>377696012

I met my wife on Final Fantasy XI over a decade ago

>>377698881
Holy shit you're right. I didn't even know that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_language

>>377698965
Me too. I know it's hard to accept but it's the truth and key to every healthy relationship.

>>377697272
>reddit spacing
Leave.

>>377699121

Living the dream anon

>>377697150
People that have it shit tend to not think about it so much

>>377696012
>Taking care of another man's child
lol

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>>377696514
>worked as full time mummy <3

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>>377696012
My brother met his future wife through Halo 3. She lived on the opposite side of the country at the time.
They have since divorced.

>Chick on Ventrillo has the sexiest voice ever
>Fapped a few times to her
>Clan leader starts white knighting her
>Find out she shared her social media
>She's 40, lots of cats, and fat

Could never fap to her voice ever again, I wish I didn't look.

>>377699126

>turbomanlet

I'm 4'8". That's with shoes on.

So yeah. I'm the Manlet King Under The Mountain.

>>377699203

The dream is to need a chair to reach the top shelf?

>>377698446
Because skype and teamspeak isn't a thing.

>>377699370
>they have sinced divorced
To opposite sides of the country?

>>377696012
She came over from another continent after hooking up in an MMO 1.5y latrer.
Benn together for 9 years, middle class + a kid and another on the way.

>>377699440
If only. She's currently living with us along with my brother. That sounds like fun, right?

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>british """women"""

That shit happens all the time why the fuck are they making an article about it what is this

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>>377699421
>I'm 4'8"
>almost 7" tall amazon
Fuck. I don't even care if she was "sub-par".

>>377699421
>4'8"
I'm so fucking sorry, man

>>377696012
I met my old guilds gm and his gf, they lived in the state below me and went up north for vacation and were passing through my town on the way back and called me up to see if I wanted to hang out. We went and grabbed some drinks at a local dive bar (my town only has dive bars). It was really fun, they were cool and it was nice to hang out with people I've raided with for 4 years on a difficult server and a difficult time in my life (knee surgeries, couldn't walk for a year).

>>377696012
I ended up dating his cousin for 5 years. Good times, really.

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>>377699421

>picturing a tall fat weeb raping a manlet

whyboner.jpg

>>377699904
We actually met up on a BBQ with the guild back in the day. We became brothers eventually, meeting each other quite a lot. And yes, ofcourse his cousin.

>>377696012
>moved to another city to live with a gf met in WoW
>surprise, surprise she turned out to be a fucking looney after 6 months
>break up


Don't.

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This thread has ruined my day with envy. How come I never make friends that I can actually relate to. Only ones I met irl are from here and they are both so socially shy that's impossible to have fun with them.

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>>377699628

Maybe you're right. The prettier ones are usually more rough and selfish, in my experience.

>>377699801

Don't be. Just stop farting in the elevator, holy shit.

And don't say you don't. *Everyone* does it.

>>377699931

Pic is for you.

I wish I could say this only happened the one time, but there were several others that got handsy. None ever got as many consecutive successes as the weeb did, though.

>>377696012
I met my gf through Pokemon Go, does that count?

I actually ended up moving to the same city as a decade old internet friend
He's okay, but tends to be a cunt that loves laughing about other people for irrelevant shit
We play p&p together now

>>377700229
Post stories.

>>377696012
Got to know an online community that streamed in about 2006, they were called VidyaVidya, lotta drama and all the usual shit with a community but went on holiday with a few with them to Holland and even DC recently to support my friend who speedrun'd at AGDQ.
Funniest fuckers around, spent the entire night before hand going through all the jokes we COULDN'T make and died laughing.

>>377697403
PTs hate germans.

- a portuguese individual

>>377700610
Everyone hates Germans

- a human

>>377700450

Sure, I've got a little time to kill.

Cashier chick, the coworker's daughter, or the reverse trap?

>>377700704
All of them, but reverse trap first.

>>377700704

Daughter please.

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>>377698694
OUCH

>>377698000
>Hairy
Ew, shame because I'm in LONDON

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>>377698694

>>377700909
>>377701164
wew

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>play WAR back when it started out
>met some people through it
>including an older French married couple
>who ended up hooking me up with their niece
>we actually didn't like each other at all when we first started talking (she played too)
>actually connect through talks about suicide
>we both want to kill ourselves
>ended up meeting IRL with our own homemade exit bags
>planned on dying together
>but then she started crying and kissed me
>together after all that time
>we keep our exit bags as mementos

It'll be a weird story to tell the kids.

>>377699418

>he fell for the ham beast sexy voice meme

Live and learn. Hot girls speak pretty normal because they don't need their voice to sound hot to be bangin

>>377701509
How sweet.

>>377701509
nice
especially this part
>play WAR back when it started out

>>377701509
Man WAR was fun

>>377701706
>>377701635

Yeah, game was a blast. EA deserves to be shot for its many crimes, but the ones against Mythic and WAR are probably the biggest offenses to me.

I met through friends online and we bonded over vidya. I'm actually going to propose this year.

>>377701509
What does their niece/your gf look like?

>>377701771

Skinny little shits, even though we're both nearing our 30s, with too much elbows and knees. She's got black hair and green eyes, I've got light brown hair and green eyes.

>>377701870
>black hair and green eyes
Sounds like an absolute qt

>meet this cool Indian chick online (the teepee kind not the dot kind)
>we talking vidya
>she mentions she is pregnant and horny all the time
>husband is some fat neckbeard who ignores her 24/7 just to play call of duty
>we skype a few times
>our friendship is this one again off again thing through WoW and such
>she tries to set me up with a chick in her guild
>chick has nice tits but is batshit crazy
>chick has gotten away with murder, literally, as self defense against her ex-husband
>red flags errwhere
>nope out
>original indian chick on and off again
>summer 2012 she wants a place to crash for a few months to get away from neckbeard husband, her daughter, and her family
>she crashes at my place
>we fuck like crazy first few days
>after that she shuts off all that
>leaves for a friends place for a few days
>friend contacts me to get her crazy ass
>she calls me drunk from some hotel room during a convention
>get her
>we go and fuck like crazy again
>she shuts down again
>send her on her way
>don't have contact anymore

>>377696118
fpbp

>>377701747
>>377701706
I fucking LOVED WAR. Hopefully Jacobs can redeem himself with Camelot Unchained. It looks to be DAOC and WAR on steroids

>>377700704
>proceeds to not post a single story
t-thanks anon

>>377697378
>>>/pol/

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It went very well, thanks for asking.

Found my husband while streaming Overwatch

He paid for my kid's highschool and my baby daddy's bail, I love him so much

>>377697684
yeah but you're an ugly fucking faggot so fuck off and get off tinder. Only way you'll get laid is if you get rich.

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>>377696012

yeah, i went to ireLAN to play dota with a bunch of other nerds

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>>377699161
What the fuck is Reddit spacing?

Why are you so angry about people making their posts easy to read?

I

Don't

Care

Lick my

Dick

Faggot

Like

This

Spacing?

Huh?


Huh?

>Epic

>Epic

UH OOOOH, there's a NEWLINE between my EPIC MEME ARROWS!!

Met a girl through vidya several years ago. Some women playing vidya are kind of messed up in some ways. But some are genuinely nice and sweet. Turns out she was a beautiful white girl from the UK five yesrs younger than me, whereas I was an Asian dude living in the states. Parents were definitely not supportive at the beginning. Long story short, we managed to make it work and are now thinking of making interracial babies. AMWF relationships are pretty rare. So are LDRs and even less so vidya relationships. Mustve hit the lottery.

A few of my friends are big into WOW, and they all met in Toronto last summer for the League ALS or something. I met them and they were pretty cool people, but that's as close as it gets for me.

>>377696012
>>377696012
>>377696012

>not living together first

Pretty kooky decision mang

Vidya can't save them later on

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>>377702389
>easy to read

>>377700756

Not sure if I have that much time. We'll see.

>Attending college after the incident with the cashier chick
>Have lived on my own long enough to realize that crazy is everpresent in the world, and that my second fulltime job is to avoid it
>Unfortunately, you have to take a certain number of humanities to get a bachelor's in electrical engineering
For those of you who don't know, humanities are the natural habitat of the Crazy Bitch and her eleven also-crazy friends.
>Fortunately, language courses count as humanities
>Take a German course, because how hard could it be
>Learn very quickly that this is going to suck
>End up striking up a conversation with the guy that always ends up sitting next to me
>His study game is apparently top-notch, has notes on notes for stuff we haven't even covered yet
>"How do you do that?"
>"It's easy. Catch me later, I'll break it down for you."
>Pseudo-tutoring ensues, and my struggles become just barely passable

>Later, he tells me about some party he's going to
>Figure I could use some English practice after butchering German so badly, and tag along
>Alcohol tolerance is still pretty low, so I just hang on to a beer for the night
>Ended up putting it down to go take a leak
>Came back to some creepshow of a dude lurking around it
>I've heard stories about drinks getting drugged and want nothing to do with it
>Get the drink and start for a trash can
>Immediately get distracted by my study partner
>Lose track of the beer
>Ask studybro if he's seen it
>"Why? What's up?"
>Start to explain
>He starts giggling
>"Hey, hey, man, I got a thing I wanna show you. C'mon."
>Figure he's hammered
>Sure, let's see what's going on
>Head up to the second floor bathroom
>"So what is it? Somebody sell you some Adderall or something? That'd explain your note-taking and-"
>Studybro has shucked his shirt
>"-uh?"
>I would later learn that Studybro was exhibiting signs of having been given GHB
>Notably, the loss of inhibitions

Cont'd

Met up with some chick who lived nearby after playing online on our Vitas. She's ugly as fuck but she's nice as a person and she gave me her PSN account. Free games every month.

So yeah, it worked out.

>>377702554

>Studybro leans in as if to tell me a secret
>Slowly wraps arms around me
>One hand goes right under my ass, the other around my back
>I'm lifted off the ground fairly easily and into a kiss that features a very, very long tongue down my throat
>Stunned, not really sure what to do
>Studybro puts me on the bathroom countertop and takes one of my hands
>It's at this point that Studybro is revealed to be Studychick, who rubs my hand on her puss and resumes the deep kissing
>I shake off the confusion and figure, fuck it, we're doing this now
>I get to have my first semi-consensual sexytime and it's not even a terribly violent one

The morning after was a little awkward. She just asked me not to tell anyone that she was a woman, and told me that she was just going to pretend it never happened.

I had a runescape gf. She broke it off after a couple of weeks

>>377697929
>girl has consensual sex
>parents of girl don't like this and gets boy arrested for cp and rape
Sexual consent laws are fucked.

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>>377696012
>long distance marriage

>>377702605
>not dating her

>>377702562
Also I kinda want to fuck her. Her ass is fucking amazing. Tips on how to get her interested? She's 18, I'm 20. She doesn't seem to be interested in anything that isn't vidya related.

>>377702554
>>377702605
Is studybro cute?
Describe looks plz

>>377696012
>friend invited to the party
>have never been on any, because I'm shut-in and don't like any company at all
>I was lucky even had a friend
>she told me it's gonna be fine and fun and that it will help me to find some friends and all
>well, ok I guess if I will be with her
>there were like 15-20 people
>I don't know anyone besides her
>panicked
>she offered me a drink to release it
>felt dizzy after one cup
>can't find her anywhere
>head felt even heavier and heavier with time
>don't remember what happened next
>passed out
>woke up later at night on a second floor
>people still had fun downstairs
>head hurt as hell
>something feel strange, had a pain in my crotch
>there is a blood on my underwear
>freaked out
>started crying
>tried to wipe everything with my handkerchief
>decided leave it as it's and just run home
>before leaving room noticed used condom on a floor
>tears showed up again
>ran home with pain in whole my body and tears
>never spoke with friend ever again
>become more shut-in
>left college
>now live on my older sister's and government's allowances while shitposting and watching anime

It never worth your time to go outside, because everyone and everything is hostile outside your room

Made out with a grill i've spoken to on twitter for like a month now. We'll see where it goes.

>>377702773
Please help.

>>377702872
>anon gets raped
o i am laghin

>>377696575
I know four couples who met like this, it's not that unusual.

>>377703003
Just say "hey bby wan sum fuk?"
If it doesn't work you can just play it off as a joke and try again some other time.

>>377701509
Maybe this isn't cool to say but i would never start a family with a chick who was at any point suicidal .

>>377696118
the tories the tories the tories

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>>377698353
Grow up and realise all dicks make her unclean, not just black ones. Either find a girl your age who's still a virgin (which will probably be ugly as all hell) or stop caring about her past.

It's not like the dick is still in there, and vaginas are self cleaning. You should be good for some pic related..

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>>377703048
fuck you fag

>>377696012
>play Vanilla WoW
>play PVP exclusively
>server becomes lopsided with too many Alliance
>can't dual play factions in Vanilla
>reroll onto RP-PVP server to try something different
>level up a Night Elf Priest
>traveling through Arathi see a human female priest being ganked
>run in and melt Horde faces off
>hang out for a bit with her playing bodyguard while she quests
>every day from then as soon as I log on she invites me to her group
>end up becoming fast friends
>talk on Ventrilo all the time
>casually flirt while questing and dungeoneering
>exchange pics and like what we see
>end up ERP and phone sex daily
>a few months pass
>she wants to meet up at Blizzcon
>nervous but agree
>show up at con
>she's nowhere to be seen on the first day
>try to call but no answer
>next day while sitting at table a skinny white guy no older than 20 sits down across from me
>introduces himself as the priest and apologizes
>mind blown
>end up talking about stuff while trying to rationalize everything in my mind
>says he can make his voice sound feminine enough to pass as a girl and has lived his life online as a girl since he was 13 though now he's 19
>end up hanging out with him anyway
>have fun for the rest of the con
>ended up fucking him on the third night
>has remained the truest of bros since then even after we long since quit WoW

>>377702872
hot

>>377703316
what the fuck

>>377696843
>hqdefault

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>>377703316
>ended up fucking him

>>377703316
This is fiction right? How do you remain Bros with someone who duped and manipulated you? I'm not against feminine Benis but I could never be bros with a liar.

>>377703316
That's cute.

>>377702690

I think she was a prototype for those genderfluid people you see these days. Things were a little dodgy after that. She didn't avoid me, but I think I reminded her that she wasn't a man, no matter who else thought she was.

>>377702820

Green eyes, black hair. She didn't look mannish so much as she was boyish. Kept her hair short and couldn't seem to put on much weight. Maybe a foot taller than me.

She looked good naked, but bulky clothes can fix anything, I guess.

>>377703537
>being mad at someone for lying on the Internet.

>>377699370
>his future wife
>They have since divorced.

>>377703789
>Black Haired Reverse Trap
My dick is diamonds.
Sad that you didn't get to date her though, she sounds like an absolute qt.

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>>377703316
>ended up fucking him on the third night
would've been nice without that part

>>377702872
>boo hoo I was raped because of my stupidity and everybody should take care of me

Please do people a favor and kill yourself

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>>377698862
Yanderes are best.

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>play online games
>never make any friends
every time

>>377698540
You're supposed to vet people before cohabitating

>>377704139
>male online friends on ladder in a competitive game
>get better than them while they stay shitty rank
>they're still funny but garbage at the game

>>377697929
How the fuck could you be going to college and be this fucking retarded and pathetic? Holy shit it honestly baffles me. What kind of degenerate 20 something year old wants to even date a high schooler?

>>377702536
>met my japanese wife online because she watched my 10,000 binding of issac videos.

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>>377704382
>What kind of degenerate 20 something year old wants to even date a high schooler

>me at 17
>play all sorts of vidya online and constantly lie about myself
>claim to be 25, a Marine (I actually was set to enlist, so it wasn't a stretch) and had a shitton of inherited money
>women are stupid and ate that shit up
>ERPed with everyone I possibly could, phone sex over MSN, etc. (Vent wasn't a mainstream thing back then)
>actually fell for a girl after awhile, but was so deep into my lies that I couldn't really fix them
>graduated just before turning 18 and enlisted shortly thereafter. lied about being in boot camp and told her I was being shipped off to Iraq
>gave her the MCRD boot camp address to write me and said the mail would be routed through there
>eventually graduate and pass through technical school
>use leave to go visit her
>turns out she was a liar too, a 3/10 fatty that had as many online irons in the fire as I did
>still, had already fallen for her and couldn't blame her for being a liar, so I did what any retarded 18 year old would do - I married her
>came clean about not being rich AFTER the marriage, starting us off on a bad foot
>marriage was rocky from the beginning, she was constantly online still ERPing because she was addicted to the romance and being pursued
>could still pull in numbers myself, but didn't want to because of feelings for her
>fought often about what constituted "cheating"
>married for 8 long years with her always distant and online and me throwing myself into my work
>few years back
>injured in Afghanistan, medically discharged
>while recouping, spent a lot of time online gaming again
>fell for a new girl after being certain of her credentials with webcam and what not
>wife put up a surprising fight when I said I wanted a divorce despite the fact that we rarely talked or touched
>guess she didn't want to lose the meal ticket
>no fault state, no alimony
>remarried 6 months later
>now in early 30's and have not spent a full year as an 18+ adult unmarried to a gamer girl

What a long, strange trip it's been

>>377704835
thank u for ur cervix

I used to make fake myspaces with scene kids for the profile pics and get older bitches to send me nudes. There were lots of really desperate and dumb 20 year old sluts on there.

>>377696012
I met my current gf of about 2 yrs on Final Fantasy 14. She lived in Wa and I was a southern gent from the beautiful state of Ga. I ended up moving out west for work and it kinda just happened ( been lookin to move to Seattle long before I knew her)

>>377704835
>advertising you're in the military and single to women online

BRUH

>>377696012
Yep.
I ended up dating her for six years, got really sick, and choose to leave her.

I have never loved like I lived her.

>>377703003
Does she drink?
Play a drinking game while playing Mario Party or something and see where it goes. Touch her here and there after a few shots and see how she reacts.
Few rules I used with my friends were
>drink if you get a star
>drink if you roll a 1
>drink if you end up on a red space

>>377705106
TFW scene look is no longer in

I WANT TO GO BACK TO 2005 REEE

>>377705189
Why?

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>>377699976
>we became brothers

lodge brothers?

>get best friend into MMO

>he starts talking to some girl in game

>sends her pics of his body and shit

>tries being as obnoxious as possible talking about dicks or something and she doesnt care, but seriously IRL he is obnoxious as fuck and always talks about dicks or some stupid literal nonsense

>she flies a thousand miles over and pays for a hotel room for them to fuck in for a week and a half

>then he immediately moves across country and now she gives him a place to stay to fuck him despite him having no skills no job and no degree, while i havent had a gf in 8 years despite having a good job and being in good shape for a few years before my health shit out on me (and my sister)

lel work hard goyim, life is about literally anything but being born as a 7 foot tall chad retard with a big dick

>>377696872
why are you so insecure about your tastes?

>>377696705
Lol

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>>377696012

>there are people RIGHT NOW who don't have a decade-long vidya friend group that meets up once a year for a week to party

You might as well be a normie.

>>377703145
nah, unless she's a nutjob
then the "never stick.." rule applies

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>people move vast distances to meet a girl from online

How do people do this?
I broke up with my girlfriend last week because she got her dream job in California and I have my dream job here in Florida.

I feel like shit. She was perfect for me.

>>377705604
the power of the fish

>>377702554
>"It's easy. Catch me later, I'll break it down for you."
Well share that stuff as well Anon.

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>>377704382
>What kind of degenerate 20 something year old wants to even date a high schooler?

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>>377703316

Friend of mine met a girl through WoW, got really into her and went to see her a few times which I advised against.

Eventually ended up seeing her a bunch and it wasnt until they'd moved in together (like 2 months later lmao) did she mention she was pregnant.

He cries to me a bit about it but im just lol told you bro. Anyway he gets super protective about the baby and so on and tells everyone its his.

Then the meme with the "My wifes son" started and he used to get really upset seeing it, good times. We don't talk anymore.

>>377696821
>ask guy in reception desk to call my cell in 5 minutes
Total bro

>>377703316
>bros
I don't think you know what that word means anon

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>>377696012
Why do girls still think those dog filters look anything but absolutely fucking retarded? Literally no one in earth besides them thinks they look even remotely good

>>377705938
I like the dog filter. It looks cute on girls.

>>377705189
You didn't have to leave her. If she could choose between being with you when you're sick and you leaving her, she'd probably want to be with you, dumbass. Don't make that decision for her.

>>377700761

>Some time after college
>Got a Silicon Valley job, basically making sure that the shit people send us isn't fried and fixing what I can
>Boss buddies up with me, mostly because he's in charge of four or five people and wants it not to suck
>Invites me to watch the Super Bowl
>End up running out of excuses not to go
>Hanging around the grill, because it's still warm enough to throw a couple of burgers on
>Bossman apparently forgot that he was almost out of beer
>The ones he still had didn't last long
>Sends his wife to the store for more
>Excuse myself to take a trip to the bathroom
>Had already met the thirteen-year-old girl by this point
>She stood a head taller than me and was a little chubby
>Disregarded her sprawled out on the couch, playing with her iPhone
>Bladder the size of a peanut, holy shit
>Decide to see how the game is going, and take a seat on the couch
>Colts are beating the shit out of the Bears, as is the custom of their people
>Halftime show starts up, and daughter starts chattering
>"Is Dad still cooking?"
>"Huh? Oh, yeah."
>"Where's Mom?"
>"Went to the store. Apparently, I drank all your dad's beer."
>"... How old are you?"
>Start to scoff and look over at her
>She's got a funny look in her eye
>"Why?"
>Suddenly starts grinning, and half-mutters something about "I want to see"
>Not sure how to respond to that, so I start to get up from the couch
>"Well, okay, I'm-"
>She apparently interprets that to mean, "Okay, I consent"
>She gets up first and pushes me back onto the couch
>My alcohol tolerance is still awful, the two beers I had leave me a little off my game
>So when she sits in my lap, grabs my hands, and puts them on her still underdeveloped tits, I have to take a moment to collect my thoughts
>By the time I have, she's already undoing the zipper on my pants and fishing my confused boner out
>"Whoa, hang on, I-"
>Words die in my throat
>Mostly because she grabbed my throat and pushed me into the couch

Cont'd

>>377706021
If you have <80 IQ sure

>>377706216

>I really don't want to get caught like this
>Her father would come if he heard a shout, or if his daughter was pushed to the ground
>Assuming I could even pull it off, that is
>So I stay quiet, aided by her choking me out
>But she got bored and started awkwardly kissing while she fondled my junk
>Just as I'm starting to see stars, she slides out of my lap and sits on the floor
>Her mouth hovered over my now raging cock
>She licked her lips and...
>... Her father called from outside
>She gave an annoyed groan and left me to my own devices
>So I scurried back for the bathroom, got my shit together, decided it was time to make an excuse to leave
>The two hardest things about that were avoiding her eyes while she sprawled out in a lawnchair and my throbbing dick

It still kills me that statutory rape doesn't have anything about the adult being literally unable to stop the child in question.

In any case, there is no cure for shit luck.

>>377705938
It is truly an epidemic

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>>377704584

My wife and I met across states though MapleStory years ago. She moved here. Nine years together. Married for two now. Just had a kid.

>>377706216
>>377706281
>two stories about being essentially raped by a woman

Is your life an anime?

>be me
>play ragnarok online every waking moment
>play with crazy asian woman who is 10 years older
>fall out with crazy asian woman
>join new guild
>first day, meet new girl on ventrilo, likes my accent
>start talking and hit it off right away
>she lives in another country, whatever
>play and talk all day every day
>fall for each other
>year or so passes
>dumped out of the blue
>try and win her back numerous times
>blocked on everything
>she gets real life boyfriend, some redneck virgin who is top 100 at WoW in the world at the time
>hardcore depression for 2 full years without her in my life
>another year passes
>randomly get message from her on facebook
>hard to read, but manage it after 2 days of building up the courage
>she is sorry
>her and the redneck are having troubles, he's weird af
>casually chat on skype about anime and random stuff, feels talk avoided
>some more time passes, she gives off hot and cold vibes constantly
>explains she is going to break up with the redneck
>has alpha invite for elder scrolls online, we play together, first time speaking in 3 years. hard as fuck.
>actually have fun, just like how it used to be
>breaks up with the redneck and we just chat a little here and there
>eventually talk about the past, admits she still thought of me
>more time passes, she thinks it'd be cool to visit my country and meet up finally
>wants to see where things go between us
>decides visiting isn't enough and enrolls in school in my country
>we get back together
>moves to my country, though 3 hours away
>travels to see me, we go for a meal, fuck later on, good times
>a year of this, getting harder to travel due to expenses, distance is even more of a problem now
>causes major strain on the relationship, feelings start dying, though no arguments between us
>eventually agree to break up
>block her on everything to save any heartache
>she gets new boyfriend within a month
>haven't spoken to her since
>still think about her now and then

>>377706528
>be me
Oh ok I thought you were someone else

>>377705604
whats your dream job anon?

>>377704382
where do you think you are? Not even memeing

>>377696821
>missing out on prime cunny
fag

>>377696012
Met her in Guild Wars in 2010.

It's going pretty well, we have a house and two german shepherds together.

>>377706645
Fucking yo momma's pussy

>>377706216
>>377706281
I know that H-manga!

>>377706830
Fuck off, dad.

>>377705938
Tbh, I thought I was the only one. Why is this shit so widespread?

>>377704620
>>377705737
>>377706670
3DPD
If you want to fuck or date a 3D highschooler you need to be shot

>>377706645
Electrical engineering work with the Navy

I get to travel to do projects in other states every now and then, it's nice

She is doing her doctorate at UC Berkeley. So while I will be doing a project near there a couple times a year I feel like it isn't enough to maintain a relationship especially if there's no real limit on the time apart.

I just don't know how the fuck I'm gonna meet someone like that again who likes me so much.

>>377696012

Met up with lots of them, we met in a group.
It was boring as fuck. We were all chatting daily and when we were finally face to face, we had nothing to say. At all.

>>377706918
Same exact reason women did duck face. They're stupid enough to think it looks good. They see other people doing it and think it's cute even if it's disgusting

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>>377706634
>being this new

>>377696012
I frequently go to LANs. In about 15 years I've met about 30 people I've known online and had sex with 3 LAN girls (One twice).

>>377706918
It's become extremely common among underage people so it'd be unfashionable not to like it. Like every other high school slut does it, so if you're a girl you probably do it too just for that reason

>>377696821
Kys i had 15 yo when i was 18 and no fucking regrets

>>377706920
sadly anime pussy isn't real yet otherwise I'd be all over that

>>377696012
>play videogames to avoid women
>end up married with a woman who lives 4,5k miles away with a son
what the fuck?

>>377696462
she must've been an awful wife

I hung out with my FFXI LS for a week

They were pretty cool. Most of them were more interested im getting wasted than me though.

>>377702872

Man can you believe it's this easy to get raped? no wonder people do it lol

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>>377697552
fucking sicko

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>>377707120
being this gay

>>377706920
what? a highschooler can be between 14 and 19
16 is legit and fine if you are 20
would raise a few eyebrows tho, but it's fine

>>377696012
>single moms think they deserve any man in their live after they prematurely cucked their future husbands

>>377705938
I don't mind the dog filter as much as the cat filter, because the cat filter enlarges the eyes and makes the user look like an ayy lmao

One chick I used to have a crush on basically totally alienated be because at one point she decided to use that filter in literally every single picture. Hanging with friends, Mother's day, graduation, showing off a costume, doesn't fucking matter, the filter is on. Its like when girls post those #GloUp pictures except the "Before" looked way better

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>meet girl in cod2 clanwars
>we talk every day on msn and ts
>kinda feels clingy but I like her a lot
>find out she has a bf
>want to kms
>she comes to my city, asks to meet up
>pretend that I can't
>slowly stop coming online on msn
never again

>>377707607
16 is not fine. They're literally a sophomore in highschool and you're a sophomore in college. It's honestly disgusting.

>>377696821
faggot

>>377706978
>berkeley
inb4 humanities