I'm so fucking hyped for the Crash remaster guys

I love this "crash is good" youtube meme

Why haven't they shown anything from Warped though?

>>377694893
whoa

woah

dingdong just confirmed that he's gay

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Crash Twinsanity is an unfinished mess, but why do I love it so?

>>377696380
It definitely feels like the people who made it gave a shit about Crash, unlike wrath of cortex where they clearly just played crash 3 for a couple of hours and based everything off that, or Mind over Mutant where they decided they could just do whatever the fuck they wanted.

>that level where the secret exit was to fall down in a random pit
> no sings of it being diferent
>its the place where you get to ride a dinosaur
>only you can know of it by accident or a guide

nah, fuck crash

>Ding Dong barely talk anymore in the new episodes

Why?

if you enjoy ecelebs you're a nine year old redditor and should be fucking ashamed

>>377696532
Wrath of Cortex and Twinsanity were made by the same developer.

>>377696218
>"I don't really fall into the 'straight' category
>""confirmed gay!!""
>what is bisexuality

>>377696983
Because he reads youtube comments, and some edgelords say "dingondgdogn is boribng stop speakinnn xdddd" and he says "I take criticism seriously and I want to learn from it and better myself"

he doesn't know he's hurting the show by constantly saying "okay, now complain in the comments about how I said something" and "okay, now complain in the comments that I didn't like a thing"

>>377697160
still pretty gay

>>377697053
>if you enjoy anything you're a literal infant xd
nice

>>377697135
Not really, it was made by Traveller's Tales newer Oxford studio rather than the original London one.

>>377697160

>liking both girls and boys

that's even gayer than liking only cock

>>377697314
no, not anything. if you like unfunny lames who just squawk random garbage on top of video game footage then you're underage, since it's aimed at tweens.

whoa

*funny screaming*

I'm so fucking hyped for Spyro

>>377696915
That didn't happen.

>>377694893
no anita

Why are these guys getting shilled so much recently

>>377696983
/v/ doxxed him and now he's paranoid.

>>377698123
it's just their fanbase growing. new people come here to post about them because they play video games, without knowing they're posted here nearly every day.

>>377698123
They appeared on Game Grumps and stole half of their viewers. Including myself.

>>377698223
I SAID DOXX HIM NOT ME

>>377698391
What episode was that?

>>377698391
Now look at this address, that I just found

is this the new "game grumps spam it every day" shit

>we will never have a Crash Bandicoot thread without OneyPosting
woah

hey guys what's your favorite oney cartoon

mine is the one where it goes

>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>grotesque close-up
>*slurping noises*

>>377699478
mine is the one where a guy walks in and he funny scream

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I want this, but I know it will never happen

why the fuck is oney shilling himself so much, fuck off you irish twat

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>>377697160
Lmao shut up you cock smoking faggot. Two genders two sexualities.

But the original trilogy completely playable and enjoyable RIGHT NOW

except for the save system in 1, fuck that

>>377699478
The one where Bart raped Milhouse

>>377699516
screaming and overly detailed faces are the height of comedy because it's 2006 and we're on newgrounds

>>377698386
cringe

>>377697160
Bisexuals don't actually exist. They're always either "trendy" heterosexuals or homos in denial.

>>377699615
If the save system in the Crash 1 remake is the same I'll fucking scream

>>377699545
I'm interested to see what her bra looks like.

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ᵖᵘʰᶰˢᵏᵉᶰᵗᶦ

>>377699732
It's autosave from what I've heard

>>377699523
It's ridiculous that it isn't happening though, Wipeout is getting a version like this, how the hell Crash isn't it?

>>377699732
It's like Crash 2 and 3's save system now. Remake Crash 1 also has Crash controlling like he does in 2 and 3 now, 3's Box Counter, their gem system, and analog support,

>>377699635
>cringe
cringe

>>377699807
because wipeout is published by sony and crash is published by activision who doesn't really care

>>377696983
He's a negative sperg who takes shitty YouTube comments to heart. Now the only thing he talks about is how oppressed he is and makes "jokes" about how they shouldn't say certain things. "Oh I can't say that cause they hate me." Fuck off goddamn.

>>377699635
>>377699845
YOU'RE CRINGY AS FUCK

Remaster's are cashgrabs, they also ruined the crash 2 swamp music with unnecessary guitar to make it sound epic. Hope they atleast fix pinstripe so he's an actual boss.

>>377700226
Well /v/ just doxxed him, so there goes any hope of him ever becoming less sensitive or paranoid.

>>377698123
They make funny noises

>>377698386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvdEXN77N60
Why haven't they made an appearance on KKG yet?

>>377700423
I doubt that's really going to change much unless people start fucking with him. It was sort of an inevitability because he hid it under a thin veneer and /v/ is the kid who presses the "please don't touch" button.

Hey remember that time /v/ doxxed Chis O'Irish? No? That's because nobody cares.

>>377698123
Chris is like a funnier version of Arin

>>377700570
well that was the cringiest thing I've ever seen

>>377700668
It was fine. Fuck, like everything that's genuine and naive just causes a post-ironic generation to shrivel up like a cold ballsack.

>>377700570
>She's helped me overcome my dreams

>>377700570
Chris would never be able to be himself with Suzy around. Arin can hardly be himself with Suzy around.

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WOAH

>>377697915
Chris will probably never reach the end if he's already strugging to find shit in the first worlds levels.

Either way I hope they stick with it, Spyro's end stages are some of the best level design ever used in a 3D platformer.

>>377698123
Chris and his fucking rumpus of gremlins are original Newgrounds so they're fairly set as pillars of what you would consider 4chan's original community.

>>377694893
me too.

I liked those games in the past. Sure they won't be perfect, but I'm sure they'll be fun

>>377701080
I gotta replay it before watching the LP, I don't remember it looking that good.

>>377701080
Please don't fucking tell me I just now realized what the "ng" in oneyng stands for.

>>377701221
it is
fag

>>377700423
When did /v/ doxx him? Are you talking about that TBG forum that tried to find his address?

>>377701221
Woah.. Does it stand for nigger?

Game theory. Is Chris O'Neal actually a black man in whiteface?

>>377701221
Correct.

It stands for "Nigger Grower".

He's had jailtime for that. On an unrelated note, he was active on Newgrounds.

>>377701221
dont feel bad ive followed him for years and it didn't click until about two weeks ago

Take this eceleb bullshit back to r.eddit where it belongs you fucking underage faggots.

>>377699807
>Wipeout is getting a version like this
What?

>>377700570
>related videos
>best of suzy
>BEST OF
That said, I do really want good porn of her KKG avatar

>>377700570
good god that was epic as f*ck

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>>377702603
She has cute feet

>>377694893
i'm not, it's just a remaster. i'll eventually get it and enjoy it tho

>>377695837
it is. it's a very good platform, unlike banjo

>>377702318
Europe steelbook cover of Wipeout collection.

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Of course, Chas.

>>377702915
her feet are retarded looking

I really don't remember Kingdom Hearts being as boring as Julian makes it look.

Maybe I'm just used to Dodge Roll.

>>377703512
The first game is boring as shit

>>377703565
But not that boring. And I didn't even like the game when I replayed it with that 1.5 release.

>>377703512
The first game isn't as flashy as CoM/BBS and whatnot, nor as in-depth mechanically as 2FM. It's not bad, but definitely one of the least exciting games of the series.

I really want to revisit them too, but I have conflicting feelings about the new graphics. I understand that it's probably just my nostalgia, but there's something off putting about these types of games having current gen amounts of detail.

>>377694893
I was until 5 or so months ago when I found it was 30fps, then saw it in person a few months ago at PAX east. The PS1 version runs at 60. Fucking pathetic shit remake.

>>377703745
It has some serious artstyle flaws.
But hey. its getting made at least and its not an upscaled port.
my main problem with it is the lighting and the font they use for everything.
It looks generic.

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>>377703793
>The PS1 version runs at 60

>>377703512
Who?

>>377703793
>The PS1 version runs at 60
What did he mean by this?

>>377703793
i dearly hope i'm being trolled

>>377702915
spoiler that shit you double nigger

>>377702915
She have any soles shots?

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>footfags

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>>377704621

>>377704790
Jesus christ she's ugly

>>377704790
>when you look have a morrowind face but you're still famous

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>>377704891
>>377704994
She's a cute!!

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>>377702915

...Are people sporting boners over this whale who has LEGIT fetal-alcohol-syndrome?

That is legit nasty. I mean really.

Suzy certainly isn't hot, but she can look pretty decent sometimes. I mean slap enough makeup on a rock and you can make it fuckable.

>>377705019
Ayyyy

Julian and Ding Dong probably make a super cute couple.

>>377696218
where

>the easiest way to kill an eceleb thread is to fill it with pictures of Egoraptor's wife
that's probably useful info to have

>>377705816
Well I mean that's not really limited to e-celeb threads.

>>377696380
It had good ideas, a lot of charm and a great style. I'll be forever mad that it was rushed out and unfinished.

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>>377697160
>>what is bisexuality
Glad you asked.

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>>377705097
Not even a good example of "hot in a weird way"

>>377706285
How long have you been waiting for this image to be relevant?

>>377699686

This is the hottest meme I've seen in my life

>>377706383
A long time.

>>377706383
About 2 months, my PC says. t b h when I opened the thread I was hoping it would be a Tawna/Coco thread.

>>377706536
fuck off nigger you're not me

>>377706589
We all hope that, anon.

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>>377706659
I'm not? Then who am I?

>>377706798
You're (You), silly.

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This boy is flawed

>>377706886
I'm (You)?

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They need to show off New Coco in motion

We've seen literally ONE thing of her, and it's a tiny little cameo in the promo material

>>377698009
What is crash bandicot 3:eggipus rex?

Are there gonna be boss messages in the Warped segments?

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>>377707791
Surely we'll get a trailer or something at E3. I reckon they're saving some Warped scenes for there.

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>>377708706
Oh they fucking better.

>>377708753
It'd be stupid of them not to, honestly. It's the most loved of the three, and that's what everyone's asking everytime they post a new gameplay video or trailer.

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>>377709058
>It's the most loved of the three
Debatable.

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>>377709284
Yeah, I shouldn't have said that as if it was fact. If anything, 2 and 3 seemed to be tied whenever people bring up their favorites from what I've seen.

>>377709394
I love them both equally. The only bad thing about CB1 was the shitty save system and gem system.

Crash 3 has the best bosses.

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>>377709632
Forgot mah Coco.

>>377708037
You need to grab the flying dinosaur what are you talking about?

>>377696983
he got doxxed by robbie rotten so he's afraid to speak

>>377699635
bretty good bait dude

I want to marry Coco!

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>>377710520
I'm honestly surprised I've never seen a picture of Coco in a wedding dress.

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>>377710723
>google images
>coco bandicoot wedding dress
Wow that was hard.

>>377699627
totally tubular dude

>>377698386
>that sonic shuffle episode where arin keeps calling the game bad for insignificant shit like "the camera" over and over until they call him a downer and he struggles to recover

>>377711527
What episode

>>377706798
>>377708753
>>377709058
>>377709284
>>377709394
>>377709919
>>377710723
Please continue.

>>377712115
Why is the hair on his head and under his arms differently colored?

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>>377712580

>>377696380
Nostalgia

>Crash you useless sack of shit, get off your ass and bring me a new battery for my notebook in this forsaken jungle in the middle of nowhere.
Why do you guys like Coco so much?

>>377696380
The game never felt unfinished to me. Short-lived? Maybe. But nothing that says it was incomplete?

What makes you say that?

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>>377708753
>tfw im dying for the remaster just so i can play this level

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>>377714645
She's cute and I want to put my penis inside of her. What more do you want?

>>377714943
>he doesn't know
Don't ever look up the content cut from the game, it'll break your heart.

>>377695890
Maybe they're saving it for the E3?

>>377714943
>What makes you say that?
The fact it was indeed incomplete stupid tripfag, Twinsanity broke release schedule and had to be released unfinished.

How the hell did you play and couldn't even notice the fact something as basic as Aku Aku had no soundtrack of its own, and the invincibility form didn't do a damn thing like it was supposed to.

>>377711063
WTF! I reconigze that church in the background!

>>377705019
load = sprayed

love those soles

>>377694893
I'm hyped for the Coco art

>>377718793
>Thread has gone on this long
>Only a few sort of lewd pics

I'm honestly surprised.

>>377709824
I don't think anyone will disagree with that. Final boss needed more oomph but it was serviceable and had good music. Much better than the Crash 2 final boss.

I got a chance to try out the demo levels, it felt pretty damn great

Post Bandicoot girls

I wonder if it will have any tubas

>>377715103
Why do they draw it so she looks like she has smooth and shiny, hairless skin?

>>377703236
>it's just a remaster
I wish.

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>>377723318
No.

crash 2 > 3 > 1

3 has shitty gimmick levels but the actual platforming levels are better then 1.

>>377696218
>>377705427

this is his FA http://www.furaffinity.net/user/timothyt/

Ok, but where's the porn?