Why do people hate Mario and Peach as a couple?

They do?

Probably because Mario is short or something. I can't like Peach on the virtue of her being a fucking cuckold magnet.

>>377677735
Why do you think there's so much Bowser x Peach art?

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Because it's the purest thing since yuri and degenerate losers can't handle it.

>>377677785
What do you mean?

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because Bowser was the one who got her pregnant

>>377677857
>>377679078
Bowser is gay for Luigi. Read the lore

>>377678209
Not anon but Cucks fall to peach in droves because their beta minds get off to Peach being fucked by Bowser constantly.

>>377679212
>anon can't help himself but imagine Mario as a cuck
>that's other people who are obsessed with peach being fucked by bowser

>>377679078
But she never fucked him.

>>377679212
Why are they liked this?

Lol does peach ask mario to prom?
> the universal autism level has surpassed cwc standards btw.

>>377677684
Peach is a slut she fucks everyone.

>>377677684

The Peach and Mario chemistry has been ruined not that Peach is not allowed to kiss him in games.

Thanks Miyamoto.

>>377677684
Because it's very vanilla (and canon) so edgy alt-right NTR-loving contrarian hipsters, which are the biggest part of /v/'s userbase, hate it.

>>377681097
What. She kisses him in Super Mario Run.

>>377680760
because its the conclusion they make when peach constantly gets kidnapped

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she slept with bowser. why else would she ask this?

>>377681303
Gee, that sounds strangely familiar...

>>377681779
But that japanese dude is Bowser Jr's mom.

>>377681779
She was clearly confused by what he meant by that.

>>377681779
>Literally only know 1 female
>happens to be old enough to have spawned him
>spends a lot of time around the castle (because she's always being kidnapped)
Its a joke

>>377677684
Post Mario and Peach art please

>>377677684
Because Pauline is hotter.

>>377681914
To what exactly?

>>377681303
/v/ has every right to hate vanilla canon shit.

>>377677684
Boring

>>377685975
Why?