Who is the best Zelda girl and why is it Urbosa?

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>>377667164
>Muscles

Eww

>>377667164
The loli Gerudo chief is better. The schoolgirl who only thinks about kidnapping humans is best.

>>377668058
What school girl?

>>377667934
what if Zelda was a boy?

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>>377667164
I just wanna see her dominate shota link

>>377668471
Risa or something I think. There are screenshots of her ideas in the Gerudo "how to date a human" class.

>>377667783
A girl with muscles can flex her vaginal muscles, giving your penis the tightest feeling possible. It's as if you're having sex with a virgin every single time you do it with her, only without the gratuitous amounts of blood, crying, and comforting.

>>377669274
>you will never watch Paya's cancerous seed shaped mole slowly take her life
welp

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>>377667164
But you are just wrong

>>377667783
>not wanting snu snu
https://youtu.be/MMe_i8PcObI

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>>377667164
>muscles, Trump's skin color
>best

>>377667783
Faggot.

>>377667783
Is it possible to have shittier taste than yours?