You must pick only one.

bowser

fuck peach, marry zelda, kill samus

>>377661698
any, I don't care
I'm lonely and desperate

I gave up on real women. I just watch cartoons and jack off to video games

>>377661698
That green wall Paper it looks pretty rad.

>>377661698
definitely samus

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Because I'm a hipster contrarian fagoot

Where's Rosalina?

>>377661698
Peach is a professional athlete under all the pink shit, but has a rape fetish and attachment issues.

Samus is an Amazonian killing machine with unmatched flexibility and a neat-lethal libido, but is the least interesting person in the universe and has a bara daddy fetish. No manlets or unmarrieds allowed.

Zelda is a filthy knife-eared subhuman but is the most wholesome and well-rounded of waifus.

The only option is Peach, I am more than happy to indulge her hardcore abduction and BDSM fantasies and race go karts after.

I would marry Peach, fuck Zelda, and make Samus my big sister.

peach

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ez

>>377661698
fuck peach, marry samus, kill link

I choose to report a shitty waifu thread.

>>377661928
>kill samus
How gay can you get

>>377662943
kys fucking furfag
I would betray my species for her

I love Ainsley

>>377662158
4chan needs more posters like you