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What are the best games to play while drunk?

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What are the best games to play while drunk?
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>>377652660
>Fireball
What games do white girls play? Candy Crush? Try that faggot.
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>>377652660
Warcraft 3
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>>377652769
Fireball in mulled cider is top tier.
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>>377652769
Since when do females enjoy whiskey?
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>>377652660
every game if you're an alcoholic like me
Personally I find I get way better at games when I'm drinking, especially souls games. I think that inhibition really helps you react, in some backwards way. I've never played through a full souls game without beating atleast one boss while drunk
>TFW beat Kos first try while hammered
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I usually play whatever when I'm drinking but nine times out of ten I lose the function to play whatever I'm playing and I put GTA V in and aimlessly shoot people.
Also, fireball is shit tier.
Get yourself some Knob Creek or Makers Mark or something.
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>>377652924
Since Fireball idiot.
>>377652884
>sugary drinks
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>>377652924
I know one. But I don't think she actually likes it I think she pretends to so she can seem more of a hick in a liberal town.
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>>377652924
>fireball
>whiskey
what next, are you going to tell me Breezer or bud light is a beer?
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>>377652660
DUDE
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>>377652924
At least half of the chicks I know drink whisky
Granted, they mixed it with shit but still

Also
>Fireball
>Whisky
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Driving Sinulator
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>>377652660
Metal Gear Solid 3 is a great time drunk
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>>377652924
>fireball
>whisky
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>>377653092
DRINK
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Overwatch
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>fireball

What a fag
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I like playing Battlefield when I'm drunk
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>>377653140
I could never play MGS after drinking I always get too cocky and alert fucking everyone, then I say "fuck it" and go on a shooting rampage. Kind of defeats the entire purpose of the game.
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I bought some Elijah Craig that I've been drinking on the rocks and with ginger ale. Is it considered good bourbon and should I feel ashamed for mixing?
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My first drinking experience was with whiskey and I got real fucked up. Now I can't stand whiskey of any variety. Am I fucked?
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>>377653050
>pretends to like whiskey
so every person ever
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WoW because i can shittalk people and masturbate to the characters while playing at the same time
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>>377652660
honestly halo with friends
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>>377653293
I have never had Elijah Craig but I have heard great things about it. Don't mix that shit nigger. A good bourbon should never be mixed. If you want to mix by yourself some Jack Daniels because that shit tastes like sugar anyway.
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>>377653297
I once drank probably 3/4 a bottle of gin and 8 Heineken and could touch neither for like 3 fucking years. Tried it again recently and it doesn't bother me as much now. Just give yourself time you'll get over it. Just means you gave yourself alcohol poisoning and your body is telling you to fuck off.
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>>377653297
first time I got drunk at 22 I drank an entire bottle of whiskey and threw up until there was nothing left in my stomach and had to chug water so I had something to puke. haven't drank since
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>>377652924
>fireball
>real whiskey
hm...
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>>377653315
I kind of agree. I don't like it but I drink it straight because my local liquor store sells this shit for $4 and I've gotten to the point where I just fill a cup with it and some ice and down it over time. It's fucking awful but gets the job done.
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>>377653542
My advice is to force yourself to drink.
Eventually you'll become seasoned enough that you won't get sick anymore. Last weekend I put half a handle in me and I was fucked up but didn't get sick.
Beware if you do do this though you probably will become an alcoholic.
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>>377653315
I've grown to like it. I have family in Kentucky so I've gone on some good bourbon tours and have learned to love the way it's crafted. That sweet, smokey, biting taste on a Friday after a long week of work is hard to beat
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>>377653689
>encouraging people to drink
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I'm a mature adult. I don't need to be drunk like a retard to enjoy things. /thread
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>>377653297
There's like a hundred different types of alcohol. Not liking whiskey isn't the end of the world.
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>>377653918
not very mature to enter a thread you won't even connect to and act like a vagina
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>>377654030
Yeah but now I have to drink gin and tonics so all my friends think I'm a fag.
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I play games where the MC can also drink like Red Dead and GTA IV
Certain fightan/action games too, particularly with friends
>mfw going full Drunken Fist in Smash Bros
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>>377652924
>whiskey
>enjoy
>female
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>>377654120
>tee hee im better when drunk

No you aren't unless if you're playing with casuals who are also drinking who eventually get even worse once the liquor kicks in
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Bloodborne
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>>377653918
>/threading your own post
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I hate Skyrim but Drunk Skyrim is my favorite game.
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>>377652938
I agree, I feel like I do far better at Souls games when I've had a little bit to drink. I was able to beat 4 kings during my SL1 run after having a drink.
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>>377652924
My ex drank whiskey and coke and rum and coke.

Shit tastes if you ask me.
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If I'm already drunk, I like fast-paced shooters, especially the dumber ones. Call of Duty Zombies, Quake. If I'm drinking like a semi-civilized human being and getting more slowly fucked up, I prefer RPGs. Baldur's Gate and Icewind Dale are two of my favorites, try those OP. Sometimes adventure games.

I like RTSs, but they're no good when you're drinking. If you're playing sober, you don't have time to drink because RTSs are just too fucking twitchy, and if you're already drunk, you fuck up.

>>377653542
You do realize there's a (wide) middle ground between abstinence and binging? But you might have the right idea, I just wrote a long post about drunken video game playing. Probably have a problem.
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DUDE
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>>377653542
Need water as you go. Its the only way. Also moderation of not necessarily the amount but the speed at which you drink.


Ill play what i usually play when I drink. Try to stay off competitive games though. Love booting up some hotseat HoMM 3 with my gf or helping her through Darkest Dungeon and knocking back some of pic related.

Prefer weed for something like Bloodborne with headphones on. Drinking isnt as good when youre trying to get immersed
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>getting drunk
>not knowing how to maintain a steady alcohol intake and be able to keep a buzz going all day instead
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>>377653689
This is the worst advice I've seen this year.
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>>377652769
>Drinking something thats sugary or tastes good is girly

stop being a pretentious faggot it gets you just as drunk as anything else who gives a fuck what someone drinks
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>>377654243
>not using alcohol to stiffle your habitual overthinking/second guessing
Sorry anon, sounds like you just can't hold your booze AND are trash at fightan.
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>>377654337
Yeah, I don't remember the 4 kings even. Which is whatever, but it's worse that I beat Artorias and don't remember it...
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>all these dudes in this thread bashing Fireball
I bet you guys think Jack Daniels is the go-to whiskey huh
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>>377654551
What's your fightcade ill merk you right now
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>>377654476
Beer + weed + video games is a wonderful combination. I was working a job I hated for awhile and every day after work would drink a six pack, smoke too much weed, and play GTA V or Dark Souls.
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>>377653551
>>377652924
>>377652769

>Try Fireball Whiskey
>It's shit
>Mixing it with Ginger Ale makes it worse

Get real Whiskey, for fucks sake the Mentholmint x Sprite and Rum x Cola mix had better results. It's not bad if you get the trial packs, but dont be that cheap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7YFo4riCg
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>>377654560
Jack is a standard whiskey, it's fine to mix with stuff. I know it's not whiskey, but I enjoy 12 year Glenfiddich myself
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>>377654414
>Tfw having a delicious stout in a nice ceramic mug and rolling into Kuldahar or the pub of your choice at the Gate or Athkatla
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>>377653046
>being elitist about anything, especially drink preferences

Need some help getting that stick out of your ass?
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>>377652660
Super Mario World, Mario Kart,Mario Party, Halo 3 Infection.
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>>377654560

>B-but Jack!

There's other whiskeys that are better than your garbage fireball brand.
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>>377652924
Fireball is really a lot closer to something like schnapps.

Bourbon is a whisky distilled from mostly corn. Scotch is a whisky distilled from malt. Rye is a whisky made from shitty grains that should never be used to make Whisky (fuck you and your shitty whisky, Canada.)

Fireball has such low grain content that calling is whisky is dishonesty. You are drinkimg alcoholic candy, not whisky.
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>>377654552
Makes sense, 4 Kings is just a DPS race, it's incredibly easy if you have decent defense and good dps. It only gets tough if you're a close ranged glass cannon, which is what you end up being in a SL1 run.
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>>377654660
Fireball fagboy spotted.
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>>377654613
Nothing is better than a bowl and a bomber of something really good with one of your favorite games
Well maybe a bowl and cup of coffee on a cool overcast morning.
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>>377653689
>force yourself to drink, but beware because you will probably be an alcoholic

WILIKERS
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>>377654863
Cheers, my dude
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>>377654560
>these people don't have shit taste i bet they have shit taste
good post
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Honestly, drinking or taking any substances while playing video games is a bad idea. It just makes playing them while sober really boring.

I'm doing shit all except browsing the web because I'm out of alcohol and drugs. It sucks. I wish I could go back to getting enjoyment out of the things I love without crutches.
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>>377655040
ive gotten to the point where i went from buying fancy small craft beers to graduating to malt liquor

I don't care about taste anymore when i drink i just wanna get drunk and not spend much
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>>377652660
underage spotted
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>>377655101
As someone who's drinking and on /v/ right now, you're absolutely right. I don't enjoy video games unless I'm drinking while playing them. This is not something I'm proud of, I'm just saying you're correct. Cheers bud.
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>>377653293
Elijah Craig is pretty good, especially the single barrel shit.

Stop mixing that. Let it hit the tip of your tongue and roll down the center (almost as if you're sucking it down.) It'll taste sweeter then.

Also, if you're reslly having trouble with it, I tend to find that drinking whisky after something minty or that has menthol tends to sweeten it a lot.
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The last one of these threads someone suggested porn games. I've never tried it but it sounds intriguing.

My favorite game to play while drunk is finding cars, signs, and hills on a captcha
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>>377655285
>>377653293
I only like mixing it because I tend to drink liquor fast and if I mix it there's more to drink. It's not even about taste, I love it straight or on the rocks
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>>377655101
For you I guess. I enjoy them sober, drunk, high or both. Also when I wasnt a poorfag things like JSRF or even Overwatch were totally different experiences after a few lines.
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>>377652924
They don't, but neither do you if you're drinking Fireball you fairy fucking faggot. Try an actual man's drink for once
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>tfw i drink the most garbage drink of mankind just to get drunk because its cheap
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I like shit like Fireball, Kahlua, and Smirnoff Ice; but my favorite is classic Captain Morgan spiced, and I also like straight clean vodka, and cider.
Beer and wine are both shit though.
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>>377654643
yea bruh, I drink JD too, the ONLY drink for REAL whiskey lovers ;)))))

pic related
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>>377655101
I can relate to that, but I've since realized that it's more that video games are unfulfilling and if they're your only hobby you're going to burn out, even if it takes 10-15 years.

Drugs make it easy to get immersed in them despite this, but the real solution is finding something else you enjoy doing and only play games every once in a while instead of all day.
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Forget the hard stuff, post favorite brew and game
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>>377655531
That's nothing, I got drunk on off-brand mouthwash a few weeks ago.
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I had some Evan Williams and it tasted like shit.
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Open world games are pretty fun if you're drunk and just want to fuck around. (GTA is a prime example)

If you're a shitter like me and love griefing others, play some online games and purposely drag your team down so you don't win. (I griefed so many teams on MGSV)

Life simulators always do the job too. (or modded games like Elder Scrolls or Fallout)

Games to stay away from include strategy games or puzzles, because it will stress your mind and give you a headache, trust me on this one.

Also don't play RPGs, if you wake up and can't remember last night, you'll load up your file and regret it.

If you can find an online friend (which isn't hard especially if you go to those Steam friends threads or streaming sites), it's always fun to drink and talk with a bro in who cares what game.

And last of all, if you're a functional drunk like me, you can play anything to be honest.
Just don't do challenges because that will bring out the inner rage.

7 year alcoholic gamer here.
AMA
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>alcohol elitism

Who the fuck cares if it gets you drunk?
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while drunk ?
>any Battlefield
>War Thunder
> wow Tanking or healing
>any game with multiplayer -> banter i.e. Dota
>GTA V driving while listening to Gorillaz
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>>377654532
I used to work security in a liquor store, the only people that buy fireball are white girls and homeless dudes
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>>377655702
Obviously you do or you wouldn't have called attention to it retard.
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>>377655592
I never implied that, anon. I said it's fine to mix with stuff not that it's the best whiskey ever.
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>>377655471
>choking down shit-tasting alcohol like whisky and pretending to like it makes you a """""man"""""
kek nice insecurity you got there
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>>377655395
Kek
Here's a (You)
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>>377655040
always make sure to pour some for your dead niggas
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>>377655746
Oh and people trying to boot for teenagers
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Overwatch
Dark souls 3 pvp
Beat em ups like god hand, killer is dead or bayonetta
Gba and snes games

Or games with tons of fanservice like senran kagura 2.
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>>377655746
My gay Twitch-loving little brother drinks Fireball too.

So, yeah. There's definitely a type for this liqueur.
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>>377655592
Little too much implying Jack isn't the shit there guy
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>>377655789
>he thinks whisky tastes like shit
you know you have to be 18 or older to post here?
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>>377655592
Are they admitting they're basically bourbon, yet?
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>>377655645
Oh you think that's bad?
I killed 2/3rds of a handle of burnettes last week playing Final Fantasy X
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Rock Band with friends. There's nothing like watching a drunk asshole try to sing Livin' on a Prayer. I miss playing RB2 every weekend with my friends my senior year of high school.
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>>377655936
He's right you know.
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>>377655936
oh look here's one now
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>>377656087
>>377656103
>better project my unsophisticated palette onto other people!
literally stop liking what I don't like
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>>377656025
Haha, wasn't joking about the mouthwash though, It's got a more dangerous alcohol that can make you go blind, but it get's you fucked, and I was just not feeling all there that day.
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>>377654532
Fireball doesn't taste good.

Jim Beam Bonded tastes good, and that shit will get you drunk as a motherfucker (seriously, it's 100 proof)

tfs I can't find it anymore in PA because Jim Beam stopped shippinv it to my state.
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>>377655936
>post mocking someone for the attitude of "liking whiskey makes you a man"
>reply to that post saying that if they don't like whiskey they must be a child as if that doesn't prove their point

dumb whiskey drinking try hard hick
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>>377652924
>fireball
>whiskey
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>>377655653
>that webm
my sides

Also I don't know how people play morrowind or oblivion while shitfaced. It's so easy to get lost.
>Also don't play rpgs if you wake up and can't remember last night, you'll load up your file and regret it

Welp, you answered my question, never mind then
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>>377656207
I'm this guy >>377655548
I have a pretty wide palette, but most young people who drink whiskey are just pretending so they can look cool, same with vodka.
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>>377656316
Jesus dude, I drink a disgusting amount (I'm about half of the way through a box of franzia right now), but I atleast make sure I can afford to buy stuff that won't make me go blind. Find some decent deals nearby. Wouldn't want to see you go hollow
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>>377652924
My gf likes actual whiskey, none of that sugary shit. I got annihalated off fireball when I was like 17 and puked my soul out. I've never had a worse hangover too. To this day, cinnamon flavored alcohol makes me seriously sick feeling
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>>377656538
I don't usually drink, so I didn't have anything off hand and it was like 2 in the morning and I felt like I was gonna kill myself.
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>>377656547
Cinnamon flavored alcohol is pretty bad anon your not the only one
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>>377653215
i dont play bf drunk but im sure my kd looks worse
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DUDE

ALCOHOLLL

LMAOOOOO

XDDD

WAT ARE WE DRINKING TONIGHT BROS

WHO /CLASSY/ HERE *WINE CUP.JPG*(
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csgo, man there's a a small threshold where the booze inhibits me to the point of godlihood
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>>377656759
Please don't reply to this post.
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>>377656658
Drinking mouthwash is a faggot way to go. Go skydiving and don't open the parachute. You'll be known as an hero.
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>>377656759
I get ironic posting like this with weed because it has a fucking cancer culture surrounding it, but a lot of respectable people drink.
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>>377656759
Under 18 year old whose parents won't buy him alcohol detected
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>>377652660
any team game as long as you announce your lack of sobriety at the start of every match
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>>377656940
I wasn't trying to kill myself, I was specifically trying to NOT kill myself.

>Go skydiving and don't open the parachute
Funny you'd say that though because that's actually my go to, that or buying like 300 helium balloons and hanging myself from them, or something equally hilarious and shocking.
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>>377656759
Who know us alcoholics who have a problem don't talk like this right?
Neither am I classy.
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>>377653046
>"XD sugar drinks dude"
Drinks are meant to be enjoyed.
You sound like the kid who didn't like Jaeger but forced himself to drink anyway to look "mature"
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>>377657152
Nah in all honesty that's unrealistic. It has to be instantaneous. Adrenaline will surge and you will open your parachute, but you may find the highest high of you life. I like the comedy aspect though.
That being said, don't do it faggot.
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>>377657203
Im starting to get pains in my right leg around the joints, is that bad?
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thoughts?
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>>377657416
Not from alcohol. Wait till you wake up some days with your liver in pain.
>>377657464
Mid tier, but bretty good
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>>377657416
It's getting to you, pal.
I have pains in my chest and head.
If you decide to ever go to the doctor, don't admit you drink alcohol.
They will fuck you over if you admit it.
I had to go to the hospital and had tons of doctors and nurses asking me everyday in the hospital if I drank.
I kept denying it.
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Any suggestions for Sake? That and Gin too.
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What's your poison, /v/?
For me, it's bottom shelf tier vodka.
Taaka is the cheapest brand.
Tastes awful and I don't mix it.
I just drink it out the bottle, but it gets me fucked up for cheap.
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>tfw you make a bunch of tasty food, get comfy with your favorite drink and play vidya after a long week of dealing with stupid shit.
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>>377653178
LMAO
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>>377657657
I've never tried Sake before.
How's it taste? is it like dry wine?
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>>377657693
I do the same with bourbon, but I don't dislike the taste. I actually find the cheap stuff to be kinda better than the $40 shit.
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>>377657570
22, drink pretty much every day, dad went to jail last year so it hit hard. Any sage words for me? also, video games.
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>>377657693
Rum

In particular this.
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>>377653918
>I'm a mature adult.
then your'e too old to be posting on cartoon image board kys f4malam
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>>377657395
Well I'd take off the parachute and probably my clothes too, have a moment of euphoria, and aim for something, like a house, or maybe some people sitting in a park.
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>>377657802
He isn't you? Seriously, the situation is fucked up, but you don't have to be a slave to that path.

What is the career you think you can be good at?
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>>377652660
red orchestra
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>>377657768

I havent tried Sake, but there's a major difference in what brand you go for. Adding how with some you have to either have it warm or chilled. Something about it boosting the flavor more.

>>377657693

As of right now, I seem to like this
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>>377657951
Junior in college, in nuclear engineering, valedictorian. Like I said it fucked me up.
>TFW dad molested your infant cousin
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>>377657802
Taper off.
Get a job, get help.
And most importantly don't give up
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DUDE BEER LMAO
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>>377657802
Well I been doing it for almost 8 years straight.
The most I can tell you is be careful.
My rules include no driving, never do it around others, and make sure I have everything settled before I drink.
If you're like me and need to drink everyday, which you said you do, just go easy on yourself.
Don't ever pull out the wallet, I've done that and looked at my bank account in the morning and regretted what I've done.
If anyone asks, just deny, deny, deny you drink alcohol.
Nothing good comes from admitting it.
They just say that to screw you over.
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>>377657768
Kinda sweet. You'd really have to just try it. Cheap shit is supposed to be served hot, and most likely that is what you will drink first.

I normally hate sweet, but I love sake.
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>>377652660
SAMURAI WESTERN WITH RED WINE
http://www.swankworld.com/Games/PS2/samuraiwestern/images/1.jpg
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DUDE BEER LMAO
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>>377657693
I drink monopolowa
Its gotten to the point were I polish off half a pint one night and the other half the next. on a bad day I'll buy one of the bigger bottles and drink it in three nights.
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DUUUUDE

*SIPS SOME DRANK*

IM

SOOOOO

FUCKING DRUNKKKK

BROS LOL
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>>377658162
It's what I do with Taaka in 1.75ml bottles.
Both last 3 nightsish.
3rd night there really isn't a whole lot for a full night.
So I drink the second bottle to the third night.
Then I combine both bottles and that lasts me that extra night.
So I guess it lasts 5 nights actually.
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>>377658120
I'll take most of that advice, denying it to the doc seems like a good idea.
>>377658108
I have a 9-5 at a nuclear lab so I have a job, but thanks /v/ro
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>>377658053
I wish I could be your dad, anon.
I'd be touching a lot more than just your infant cousin.
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>>377658379
Why would you deny it to your doctor? If you get into a big accident and they don't know you'll go into withdrawal, you can seriously get hurt. Alcohol withdrawal is awful
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>>377658053
I can't really know your situation, but it sounds like you are already doing the right thing. Do you have a group of friends you study with?

From my experience, the people the schools send you to are shit.... I've always had to rely on making friends and trying to move forward.
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>>377658379
>denying it to the doc seems like a good idea.

Trust me, it is.
The doctor will use it against you if you admit it and you won't get the proper help you need.
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>tfw I only drink wine because it tastes good and gets me drunk at a reasonable pace
Not trying to be a "le classy fedora man" but I just like wine.
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>>377658120
I tell myself I need to drink everyday, so I drink on weekends only. I love this shit too much to make it a problem.
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>>377658379
I'm 23, been drinking daily since 18.
I get weird chest pains and shit all the time when I'm sober. I have a chronic anxiety disorder so it might be that I don't know.
I feel your pain though, we are probably all going to die young.>>377658534
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>fireball whiskey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqrTYvOBhU8
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>>377658379
Nobody likes working with an alcoholic.
No matter how well you hide it, people are more...susceptible to signs than you think. You know, like the shakes

Especially in your line of work.
Can't tell you how to live your life but I can tell you one of the fastest ways to get fired is letting something like that slip.
Best of luck to ya m8
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>>377657317
Liquor is the same as coffee, if it's well made you shouldn't need sugar. Sugar is just to cover up badly made astringent garbage
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DUDE
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>>377658534

I despise red wine, but this shit is ridiculously good compared to every other white wine i've tried
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>>377653542
I'm about to be a wizard and have literally never gotten drunk. I do drink but I try not get myself fucked up.
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Never really understood the whole 'certain alcohols are for certain sexes/races/ages' thing. Why do people care/judge others by what they drink? According to my friends I apparently drink like a bitter old woman because most of what I drink is gin and gin cocktails.

It just seems strange to me. Particularly the 'any sweet drink is automatically feminine'. The idea that men shouldn't or can't like sweet drinks is also an odd thing to wrap my head around. When I worked in japan it was 10x worse because having a sweet tooth at all, not just for alcohol, was considered an extremely feminine trait. I worked there for six months and had to build up the idea that having a sweet tooth was just an american thing and not a feminine thing.
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>destroying your liver because its cool/depressed/want to fit in
Fucking degenerates, the lot of you.
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>>377658752
>like the shakes

Or the smell of it lingering in your mouth.
I brushed my teeth, used mouth wash, mask it in coffee, use mints, and people still could smell the alcohol from my breath.
It's like, son of a bitch, I do this much work to kill it and people can still smell it.
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>>377658847
That is pretty gay

What drinks do you indulge in besides that?
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>>377658708
This might sound dumb but it could be dehydration. If you drink to suppress the symptoms then that would only make it worse. I had a similar situation made worse by anxiety and after drinking more water every day I found that I felt a lot better.
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DRUG USE LMAO
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>>377658325
takaa any good? I used to buy Russian Import and it was good but monopolowas cheaper and comes in smaller size. not as smooth though.
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>>377654527
>being smug about your self control
tfw ill never be this cool imma kms
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>>377657464
Tastes like puke aftertaste as soon as it gets slightly warm
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>>377658905
fruity drinks get you drunk so fast too, because it masks the taste of alcohol and it just tastes good in general so you drink it faster
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>>377659049
No.
It burns my throat and it tastes awful.
It's the biggest, cheapest bottle so I stick to it.
I'm also sure it's the cause of my I look so bloated these days.
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>>377658995
Ah Ah Ah!
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee!

I can't function in the mornings without it, you know!
Nothing like a good cup of VIDEOGAMES to get you motivated!
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>>377659135
Also makes you fat
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>>377658927
>Destroying your liver

I know you think you're awesome because you were paying attention the propaganda they showed you in school, but contrary to popular belief you are absolutely capable of enjoying alcohol safely. That includes getting drunk from time to time.
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>>377658960

Rum, Hard Soda. I prefer whatever beer I have actually has some damn flavor, not the piss shit that's like it is in every Sam Adams beer.

I'm still experimenting, so far it's just the first two I like.
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>>377658505
Oh for sure, I'm in a supportive fraternity and have a gf so it's cool. Nah it's getting better, but here I am posting on /v/ about it. Feel like a retard. But you guys can be pretty cool, I appreciate it.
>>377658708
Yeah I'm on bupropion and lorazepam so I get it. We got this man.

Done posting about this shit because it's not right here and could get me /v/anned but I appreciate it guys.
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>>377659094
so like all beer?
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>>377658995
>doesn't use drugs
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dude alcohol lmao
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>>377658748
dick's a cool guy
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>>377657693
Jim Bean bourbon. It's decent, drinkable by itself, and cheaper than most.
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>tfw you're a depressed worthless alchoholic and drinking just makes you more depressed but you can't stop
:c
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>>377659304
Going to bed, but best of luck to you.
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What's worse? Cinnamon flavored alcohol or green-apple flavored alcohol?
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>>377659321
Most beer once you've let it get warm kinda tastes like puke, Stella tastes exactly like it
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Being around drunk people while being sober is the fucking worst.

You aren't funnier, you aren't cleverer, and you aren't more pleasant to be around. If you know you're going to be the only one drunk in a group of friends, please abstain. You literally become a burden on those around you.

t. someone who puts up with a drunk roommate on trips and a drunk girlfriend at home
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>>377659462
MANNN i love you man. im not evne drnk ri now im just alls i have is a sip *passes out*
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>>377659462
dude

alcohol

LMAO

learn to live and let live bro :)

or maybe ur not mature enough? lol
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>>377655789
babby palate detected
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>try drinking booze
>beer is bitter, has that bread aftertaste which is alright I guess
>all other forms of alcohol taste bitter and have the aftertaste of something you'd pour onto or into a machine to maintain it
>only thing I'd voluntarily drink so far is Fireball which according to this thread is for fags

Nobody really drinks this shit for the taste right? Or have I just not acquired a refined palate?
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>>377659569
You captured this pretty damn well. (you)
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>>377659462
>Being sober in a group of drunks
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>>377659392
>tfw not even drinking stops my ptsd
>tfw it's gotten better solely because I've found better ways to deal with it
>it's still bad enough to distract me from doing daily tasks without incident

We're all gonna make it
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>>377652660
vodka
goes with anything and easy to drink straight
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>>377659462
I do this occasionally and break down sobbing because of my severe depression. I drink to try and mask the pain but it doesn't work, haha.
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What should I drink tonight that's in this picture /v/? I'm leaving twords Magic Magic since it's already a month and a half old and I don't want it to turn into a malt bomb
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>>377659673

Not really a group, but my group of friends and I took a trip and ONE guy got drunk every single fucking night. He even took the guy's beer from the fridge (we booked a place on airbnb).
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>>377658982
After a binge or bad hangover I'll drink at least a gallon a day for a week, water really is a cure all.
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>All these underages who're butthurt who cant drink 'till they're 21
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>>377652660
ITT: underaged fagglets and cocksuckers who know nothing about getting shitfaced and playing vidya.

Thus said, OP; Enviro-Bear 2000

All the rest of you cock suckers who suggested trash that isn't Enviro-Bear 2000 and my friend ctrl+f says 0, so all of you, should choke on their own feces and die.
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>>377659462
I only drink alone
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>>377659663
Most people don't drink straight up hard liquor, and even those who do usually only have one thing they'll drink that isn't mixed.

As far as taste is, certain mixed drinks can get rid of almost all of the alcohol taste; for your standard meme drink you could always try a White Russian
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>>377659803
>he thinks that the legal limit stops any underage from drinking

found the autist
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>>377659663
Here's a tip: the most popular drinks of every type are usually mass produced swill. No people don't drink it for the taste, they drink it to get drunk.

A good example is Budweiser. It tastes like shit and that's why they chill it to damn near freezing; so you can't taste it. But the good news there is way better tasting beer in the world.
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>>377658905
I drink "girly" drinks because I've got a very sensitive stomach but a very strong liver/metabolism. Things like vodka make me sick before I get drunk, and things like beer/cider literally cannot be consumed fast enough to get drunk. Fireball is right in that sweet spot. I have to pound down like 10 shots worth at the start and continue steadily drinking it in order to stay pleasantly buzzed, but it doesn't make me sick.

If I actually want to get smashed I require a good bartender who can make a date rape long island. And then I have to drink about 4-5 large glasses of that. I've never been sloppy blackout drunk though, I doubt I can even get there.

Anyways, anyone who takes pride in not enjoying good things is an idiot, beer tastes like piss and most hard liquor tastes like you threw up in mineral spirits. If I'm going to drink poison I want it to taste like candy.
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>>377652660
DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO
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>>377652769
Watch out guys, this guys' a real man's man!
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>>377659663
What beers have you drank? I used to think the same way when all I thought there was to beer was Bud Light abs whatnot
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>>377659663
beers an aquired taste. In that it tastes like piss but after a long day, you plop down at the bar order a pint and find out its actually not so bad. Depends on the brand too.
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>>377659774
Little late in the season for some of those darker ones but excellent choice on all that alesmith. Got a speedway stout im saving for the winter
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>>377653918
I bet you're a water fag too.
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>Ctrl+F Evan Williams
>One post about it being horrible

Well okay then. I mean, as a poor college student it's my go to. I've come to really like it. When I really want to be fancy I get some Disaronno. Goddamn that shit is good. I usually play some multiplayer shooter like Overwatch or KF2.
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>>377658708
its dehydration like the other anon said i get this too but probably not as bad since im not an alcoholic
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>>377656317
Wait WHAT

We have that kensucky bourbon garbage but not bonded?
I'm switching to Jack, fuck beam
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>>377659663
It's an acquired taste, you basically have to drink enough of it to where it doesn't shock you anymore. If you actually want to drink hard liquor straight like all the Cool Kids(TM) my advice is to put vodka in the freezer then try it. It literally tastes like nothing.
There's also schnapps drinks (Peach, Peppermint, etc) and Malibu that taste pretty good by themselves but those are also for Women and Gays(TM)
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>>377660082
maybe if you're drinking shit beer. i find it hard to believe anyone could think a stout tastes bad
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Any place here in 4chan to discuss drinks and mixology? started a bartending course last month and I fucking love it, I want to discuss with you guys about it since everywhere else, it's just full of pussies
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My go to drink, rate my taste. Also can anyone recommend me some good vodka? Mostly the best bang for your buck and by bang I don't mean get cheaply wasted.
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>>377659958
>beer tastes like piss

Youre drinking the wrong ones faggot
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>>377660245
I personally dislike stouts intensely. All I drink are sours.
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>>377659803
>tfw I can drink because I'm 19
>mfw

>>377659889
Drinking is best with 1 or 2 other people, and only getting buzzed but not shitfaced, large groups of drunk people are disgusting.

Last new years my friends invited me to a party, I declined, and while they went and one got blackout drunk and the other just stood around making sure the drunk one didn't rape sleeping girls; my older brother and I bought a couple bottles of cider, and tore through super mario world, and it was fun as fuck, best new years I've had desu.
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>>377659774
I'd drink the Oskar Blues or the Santa Fe.
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Is this the weed thread?
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Redpill me on tequila /v/ alcoholics

I've only had patron shots once I realized you get limes for them 'cause I fucking love lime.
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>>377660248
you could probably just discuss here on /b/
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>>377659803
Does anywhere outside the US have the drinking age set at 21?
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>>377660248
Post recipes. I'm interested but I'm not going to invest on shakers and other equipment.
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>>377660248
feel like /ck/ would be your best bet, but I don't frequent it so I don't know if alcohol/mixology threads are a thing there
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>>377660136
I still drink Stouts and Porters no matter how hot it gets. Alesmith also just hit a state right next to me so I bought everything they offered except their pilsner
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>>377660292
Its a shame flemish ales are so fucking expensive for so little volume. Theres a big gose craze going on in the US the past few years.
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>>377660309
>I obey the law, sorry.
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>>377652660
None. Just sip and play, don't get drunk.
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>>377659663
Beer is an acquired taste.
Most don't like it at first but the more you drink it, the more it grows on you.
If you're an alcoholic like me, you don't give a fuck about how liquor tastes.
You only drink it to get drunk.
Flavored shit is for girls or guys who like to drink it as a hobby? or some shit? I dunno.
I just know alcohol gets me drunk, so fuck how it tastes.
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>>377659663
Sometimes it's about pairing it with food you like.

You want my recommendation? Go to a korean restaurant, get some bi bim bap (the stone bowl special) or a korean beef special, and pair it with some beer. It usually compliments the food really, really well.
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>>377656759
That's the funniest post in this thread.
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>>377659663
If you want a drink start with a long island and ask your bartender where to go from there.

If you want a shot I recommend the dirty girlscout, then ask your bartender where to go from there.

Honestly just find a nice bar with a good bartender and make friends, that's how I learned to enjoy drinking. Little bar next to my apartment, cute little bartender chick would chat with me since it was never very busy. When I wanted to get loaded I just slid her a 20 or two and told her to keep giving me drinks until we're singing barbie girl on karaoke and she did.

Alcohol is a hard subject to learn about because 99% of the people who are going to tell you about it don't know what the fuck they're talking about, they're just posturing about it to seem like they're cool, meanwhile it's awkward/expensive to go to a liquor store and drink your way through the shelves to figure out what you like.
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>>377660391
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>>377659805
Old Tankard by Pabst is actually pretty fucking good, and has high alcohol content. Tastes good at room temp and cold. Plus it's one of the cheaper crafts. Granted I live in wisconsin and it's mass produced here but I recommend it.
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>>377660340
It's for homosexuals.
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>>377660309
>Sorry, I love my family
Wait a minute, what. Am I going to start hating my family if I start smoking herb?
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I enjoy coconut mojitos.

What games are for me?
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>>377657693
I had to stop drinking this, I had to move up the shelf a bit man.
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>>377660309

>Get a life you Ganja Gremlin
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>>377660291
Sorry you're right, some beers taste like horse piss.
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>>377654651
english please
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>>377660364
That's a great idea, thanks man.

>>377660392
To be honest the other day I learned about the Gin Basil Smash and I'm in motherfucking love

>Gin
>Simple syrup
>Lemon Juice
>Basil leaves

Mash them up, shake and serve on ice, it's delicious and you have pretty much every single ingredient in your home
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>>377660292
That's weird. Normally people who I talk to that like sours also like stouts. Maybe it's coincidence
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>>377660309
I know that image is bait but my favorite way to decline was one I said in middle school, there was this kid that really wanted me to get high and he'd always bug me about it, one time he kept offering me a joint and I just told him if he offered it to me again I was going to eat it.
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>>377660248
Join us in /ck/ at the al/ck/ thread.
We're open to everyone.
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>>377660340
I cannot drink tequila straight anymore because every time I drink tequila straight I end up going way too hard. It tastes too good.
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Why are you faggots so picky about what other people should drink? I don't drink much but it all tastes like shit to me, i have to use a chaser to get drunk. A nice tasting alcoholic beverage would be a god send fuck what other people think about it.
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>>377654476
>Zombie Dust
Overrated as fuck. This shit sells for the same reason the Wii did. False demand driven by a lack of supply.
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>>377660248
It really is neat fucking around with the density of liquids, ratios and dilutions to make different tasting drinks.
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>>377660417
I pound them all winter long but cant stomach the heaviness in the warmer months. Its chicago tho so I get plenty of cold. Im loaded up for next Winter tho. Speedway stout, a two year old Goose Island bourbon county stout and a prarie bomb lined up .

Alesmith is a great brewer. Pilsner is a fine one to pass on. Nobody really does anything interesting with that style.
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>>377659462
>You aren't funnier, you aren't cleverer, and you aren't more pleasant to be around.

You sound mad bro
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>>377652660
Unionically overwatch
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>>377660453
>going to korean restaurant
>drinking beer
>not attempting suicide via soju
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>>377660718
It's called banter.
It's just discussion.
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>>377660245
I live in the states so theres a lot of shit beer that people bring to parties or try to serve you at hipster dives. first time I drank really good beer was abroad in japan, kirin and sapporo. After that I found some I liked back home too mordelo especial is good for a quick run after work.
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>>377660735
That sounds like a lot of craft beer.
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>>377660676
that would still get you high and ruin the joint for everyone else. fuck is the matter with you
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>>377660718
>Why are you faggots so picky about what other people should drink? I don't drink much but it all tastes like shit to me

Because they found the one drink that they like and think all the others taste like shit
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>>377660682
On my way
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>>377652660
>fireball
>lower abv than bourbon or scotch
>made with antifreeze

want an umbrella, buttercup?
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>>377660676

That's honestly the best way to say no to pot I have probably ever read. Well done.
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>>377660809
>Kirisn and Sapporo

I only like Asahi. And only the black. And even then it's not really like, it's more tolerate. Japanese beer just isn't very good.
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>>377660903
I dunno. #15 is pretty good. it's like guaranteed (you)s IRL
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>>377660858
Yes I would. I love those little umbrellas. Everyone loves those little umbrellas. If you're saying you don't like them then holy shit nobody is going to want to drink with you because you sound like a fucking downer.
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>>377660735
Overrated but great. Until everyone else catches on and makes their own pale ale with citra hops it has no competition. Deschutes has one now so watch for other breweries start using those hops more often.

All of 3 Floyd's offerings are really good. They manufacture a mystique with the dust for sure but its a damn good beer.
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>>377660818
>and ruin the joint for everyone else
I'm pretty sure that's the point. Pushy people can get fucked.
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>>377660809
>I live in the states
so do i. you don't know where to look
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>>377660306
Looks like Magic Magic will wait another day Or later tonight
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>>377660309

>I'm calling the cops on you.

This is TERRIBLE advice. This is how you get your ass beat by a bunch of shady stoners.
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>>377660818
>that would still get you high
No it wouldn't you can't ingest straight marijuana and get high

>ruin the joint for everyone else
That's the point dongus.
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>>377655265
I feel you, nigga.

I still love my crafts and shit but every so often there'll be a 4-pack of Tyskie looking very tempting, with a price I just can't argue with.
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>>377661206
Good choice, I'm jealous.
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Quick, what's the grossest thing you ever drank?

This shit is so hoppy, it tastes like straight dirt. One night it was all my friend had so I got disgustingly drunk and my vomit tasted like the inside of a lawnmower.
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Who else /E40/ like the degenerate poorfags we are
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>the more disgusting the drink is, the manlier it is!
A man drinks whatever the fuck he wants to get drunk
Admit it, the only reason any of you "enjoy" whiskey is because you forced yourself to like its disgusting aroma and gross flavor
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>>377661410
he's one of my favorite rappers desu
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>>377652660
>drinking fireball
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>>377660758
I can understand that. I wish I could sit on my BCB but Missouri got so little of the stuff last November and I caved.

Also a bit off topic, but I'm hitting up Chicago for Combo Breaker this weekend and I'm gonna buy some Half Acre, Three Floyds, Pipeworks, and Revolution stuff and visit a couple bars/breweries. Any bars or stores that you know of that are good in the St Charles area?
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Here in niggertina we drink fucking Italian medicine with Coke, it's weird though, I enjoy it.
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>>377661512

This game is like eye poison with that filter. It's like I'm wearing 3D glasses that don't work. I hope this gets fixed.
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>>377660993
my buddies and I had been hopping between lines and walking all day so we were beat, that might have been why it tasted so good.
>>377661161
youre right, I dont. Im not really a beer guy, im more of a liquor guy.
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>>377652660
pretty much any FPS
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>>377661415
you're a little girl. no, faggot. you literally have the palate of a babby and probably drink shit whisky. you're too much of a pleb to enjoy it. there's no some conspiracy, it's just far too sophisticated for you. i bet you also play vidya exclusively on consoles
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>>377661395

All IPAs to me taste like pine tar and sadness. They're equally disgusting.

And, as a minority I assume, I do enjoy whiskey. Only Irish whiskey and Scotch, though. Not too hip on bourbon or Canadian shit.
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>>377661635
>fixed
They're going to ruin this game's aesthetic because of people like you and I'm going to be so indifferent because the gameplay released after the initial reveal seems pretty lacking IMO
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>>377661415
You're close. I like it because of it's wonderful aroma and great taste
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>>377661395
Black rum. Great aftertaste but the actual taste is barf
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>>377652660
In my case the drunker I am, the more I'm compelled to play games that require concentration or coordination. Side note, what are some good vodkas that aren't too costly but isn't cheap shit?
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>>377661678
Watch out guys, this guy doesn't like your alcohol, and he's going to make damn sure you know it.
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>>377661678
Pretty defensive of your shit alcohol aren't you?
Thanks for proving my point
>shit whiskey
It was Stranahan's and it's still gross. Nice try though, faggot
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>>377656316
damn thanks for making me feel like such a piece of trash cause i know i will never go this low i truly thank you
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>>377660292
all the sours i've had have tasted like grapefruit. which i hate. admittedly it has only been two. do all of them taste that way?
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>>377654414

single player RTS is comfy when drunk
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>>377661828

Stranahan's is made in Colorado and is thus shit.
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>>377661828
you're the one who made that post about having shit taste and being proud. go finger your vagina, faggot
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Literally the best
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>>377652924
My closest female friend prefers whiskey and drinks it straight. She's a mostly-lesbian so she definitely is an outlier.
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>>377661568
I dont get out the suburbs much. Im a transplant up in Lakeview. Pipeworks is easily my favorite brewery. You cant really miss with them and Id suggest taking home some Lizard King, any of their abduction series except cinnamon and stay away from the waffle one. Revolution is solid but not anything spectacular if you dont want to pick from 10+ ipas. Definitely do some Half Acre too. Theyre great.

If you do get into the city proper ever Dryhop is my go to brewpub.
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>>377661395
Hands down this. One of our distributor reps gave us cans from this brewery to try to get us to stock their beers. Everything else ranged around Eh, but when we got to this one none of us even wanted to finish it. It's their regular meh blonde ale mixed (and I use that term loosely) with artificial as fuck strawberry favors.
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>>377652660
Mario Kart by a mile.
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>>377661847
Anderson Valley has a ton of Goses and theyre pretty widespread. Give them a go. It will be in cans with an bear that has antlers.
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>>377653918
>I'm a mature adult.
oh my, excuse me mr. big boy pants
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There are Whiskey puristfags on /v/? I'm surprised
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Anybody here try Crown Royal Black? Whiskey is my alcohol of choice, I particularly like Crown Royal, but I've never tried the Black one. Is it worth picking up?
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>>377662127
It doesn't matter where you go, you will always find alcohol autists
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>>377662153
crown royal is garbage
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>>377652660
I think Musou games are pretty fun drunk. just mindlessly killing a bunch of enemies with flashy moves is entertaining when smashed
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>>377660718
>A nice tasting alcoholic beverage would be a god send
Try out hard soda like hard root beer or hard cola.
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>>377662153

My ex went to Europe on a whirlwind Mediterranean cruise. I asked her to bring me back something neat.

She brought back Crown Royal Black from the airport.

Dumped her ass.

It's decent, but I don't like Crown Royal. I mixed it with coke and it was pretty much Crown Royal. I didn't notice much of a difference.
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>>377661754

Sorry, I meant to say there should be an option that gets rid of that 3D glasses effect. It's seriously going to fuck with people who have good vision, bad vision, and especially those likely to get epilepsy.
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>>377662109
Mario Kart online while drunk is fun as fuck, but you basically have to accept that you're going to lose VR, especially if you're playing it in Jap hours
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>this thread
Holy bananas, if you made a board about alcohol it'd be literally indistinguishable from /v/
>this alcohol is best
>that alcohol is for casuals, everyone knows whiskey is best
>implying whiskey isn't casual
>lol at all you alcohol tryhards, why not drink what tastes good
>"tastes good" is a buzzword for when you can't describe why your alcohol is good, fuck off
>FUCK YOU
>NO FUCK YOU WHISKEY NIGGER
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>>377661415
I drink whisky because I like the taste of malt and the sweet, but smokey aftertaste you get when you let it roll down from the tip of your tongue to the back, but whatever makes you feel like people with actual experience with spirits are inferior

Is it just me, or is it always the most sheltered, alt-right, "redpilled" weirdos that only drink sweet stuff? It's never the friend with an apartment, a decent job, some acceptable taste in vidya and anime that invites everyone over once a week to smoke a bit of good weed and play Ghostbusters Monopoly and get upset when you all realise there is no such thing as a "nearest proton pack" on the board to proceed to. No, it's ALWAYS the repulsive weeb with the jerry curl that you cringe the one time he tried to be your friend, and nowadays posts on facebook about the happy fact that he's only two away from having watched 300 total anime shows (or 400, I forget which) shares Ben Sharpio/Milo Yiannopolis posts ad nauseum taking pride in the fact that they're where he gets his news from, and a "achievement; get out of the friendzone" xbox live notification when he gets a girl that can put up with his fat ass. It's NEVER the guy you want to be around; it's always the faggot.

You know who you are, larry
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>>377661415
I drink whiskey because it gets me drunk and I don't abhore the flavor like other alcohols. I don't really care for Bailey's that much, but only because it still tastes too much like alcohol. If you like Bailey's you might wanna try O'Mara's if you can find it. It tastes better and is cheaper, like $13 a bottle. I bought it from World Market so it came with a glass for Irish Coffee. Its much better for that than Bailey's in my experience.
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>>377662514
>Not drinking bourbon
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>>377662207
>>377662290
What's a better whiskey I can buy without spending a shit ton of money? As it is I can barely afford it, been out for more than a month. I mainly use it to relax when I've gotten super stressed, or to help me sleep.
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You have 10 SECONDS to tell me why you don't drink skub.
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>>377662763
the best bang for buck is george dickel 12, if you don't plan on mixing. if you're drinking mixed then it really doesn't matter what garbage you drink
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>>377662561
Most of 4chan is like that, but you can find good people that share your tastes, even here
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no game. just thinking.
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>>377652769
real men drink what other men tell us to drink.
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>ITT: Straight edge faggots
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>tfw you can never experience alcohol again because of anti-psychotic medication
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>>377660293
I didn't drink before I played Yakuza. They made everything sound so god damn delicious
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>>377662514

420chan has a board called /hooch/ and it's the best board ever made.
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>>377657657
Geikkekan is my go to for sake. Traditional or gold, doesn't matter.

>>377657693
Whiskey these days, sometimes wine. Always cheap stuff.
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>>377662763
You sound like you might be a Ballantine's man
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>>377663125
That's because 420chan is the best image board ever made
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>>377663086

Hey, man. It's rough, but it's good not to play that dangerous game of mixing meds and alcohol.
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>>377652660
Dark Souls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz86lbKt_4M
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>>377662514
>spelling whiskey with an e
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>>377657768
Tastes like shit in all honesty.
Then again I didn't get top shelf stuff.
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>>377663307

>Vinesauce

yada yada 18 to post yada
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>>377662864
I never mix whiskey. I don't care for the taste of alcohol itself, and that's all I taste when I mix it.
>>377663217
How so?
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i have only played Titanfall completely wasted off this stuff.
la noire, far cry 3 and 4, max payne 3, fable 2 all good when blazed

persona 3, fallout nv, and most rpg's are fantastic on oxy
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>>377657693
Bacardi Silver or Tito's Vodka
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>>377663592
oops
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>alcohol in general
It's expensive and it all tastes like poison.
I don't get the appeal.
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>>377663749
Gotta try some mixes man, once you start mixing you can't stop, then you will start to appreciate drinking them separate
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>>377663592
opiates are the true vidya companion drug
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>>377663749
Spot the shut-in
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>>377654815
I rye whisky not made from rye?
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I try to play MH whenever I get really drunk, it never goes well as expected.
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>>377663592
>something seems fantastic on opiates
wow
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>>377663749
I used to be like that until I got into mixed drinks.
Spiced rum and coke if you mix it just right tastes like coke with a small taste of vanilla and gets you shitfaced fast since you drink it like regular coke because the alcohol taste is basically nonexistent.
Vodka with cranberry juice is also pretty sweet tasting but you do feel a bit of alcohol in this one since vodka is just fuck my shit up strong.
Those are the two I tend to get drunk with. I can't stand spirits alone or beer.
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>>377663749
I used to say the same til I found hard liquor. Sometimes it's nice to dull your senses and relax.
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>>377663749
>liquor tastes the same as beer
This is the most incorrect post innathread.
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>>377662514
thered be more discussion on /booz/ than there is here
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I exclusively drink cheap Costco vodka mixed with Coke Zero

Am I at the peak?
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>>377663685
>skub.
Decent for a cheaper, blended scotch, but not what I'd buy usually.

Glenlivet 12 is my scotch of choice. Is Laphroiag any good?
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>>377652938
This
Shots every death in bloodborne, I had a great time. Beat a couple bosses blackout, such good replay value
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>>377664258
Yes, it's all downhill from here, It's over.
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>>377663221

every site has it's baddies
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>>377664348
>tfw I look just like the 420chan elitist
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>>377657464
I'm drinking the same thing tonight. All I have is beer atm.
I'm not playing anything yet. Having a hard time thinking about what I want to play..
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>>377652660
I was buzzed while playing P5 the other night.
It was the rainy season in game and the chill music with the atmosphere while going about the daily life was extremely comfy.
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>>377664275
It's smells like vintage bandaids but tastes alright
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>>377652660
>not drinking a liter of the cheapest vodka you can find per day
I'm a fresh relapser. gonna jump on naltrexone again hopefully. don't do alcohol kids. it's a slippery slope especially if you're a lonely autist that only cares about games like me.
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>>377664348
>4chan
>creating a large portion of internet culture
4chan has contributed as much to internet culture as Reddit has

The only website that has actually contributed a decent chunk of internet culture is Something Awful go fucking figure.
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>>377664802
>implying
4chan created the concept of internet memes (read: image macros) back in the Caturday/shoop da woop era, perhaps even slightly beforehand.
>>
>did a second playthrough of Twilight Princess recently
>got drunk
>got to that part where you're supposed to bring the store owner's cat back
>caught fish but never triggered the cutscene where the cat grabs the fish and runs home
>provoke/scare the cat into moving towards the house
>spent an hour trying to get this fucking cat to move, not realizing i needed to trigger a specific action first
>kept getting so close but never actually getting the cat to go inside
>internet was down due to a recent power outage so I couldn't look up the answer
>got upset and gave up
>my actual cat's meowing makes me upset now because of flashbacks to me getting angry over that stupid fucking cat

>>377653046
>being such an insecure faggot you can't enjoy tasty drinks
you're the pathetic one here, boyo

>>377655702
this guy's got it

>>377655651
>>377657693
Evan is my go-to just because I only take shots and immediately chase with soda to wash it down so taste isn't important at all, and it's by far the cheapest whiskey, at least where i live

>>377659663
>>377663749
nobody drinks for the taste, it's for saving face and pretending to sound civilized, don't worry
>>
>>377664912
No it didn't.

First of all, internet memes predate image macros. Secondly, SA pioneered both demotivationals and the bastardization that was the contemporary image macro before Moot and his pedo buddies were even ran out of the forum.

Pay $20 for an account and the archives upgrade and go prowl around super early SA threads.
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>>377664928
Fuck off, I drink for the taste, don't judge me
>>
>>377665354
This thread is full of posts saying
>I don't like it, therefore everyone else is lying
and you're only getting mad now?
>>
>>377665321
4chan is older than something awful you goon fuck
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>>377665321
>internet memes predate image macros
Certainly but 4chan popularized the concept of them. Demotivationals were widespread, yes, but never as huge as image macros.

>Moot
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>>377665529
I'm not mad
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>>377653123
kek
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>>377655268
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>>377665679
>Certainly but 4chan popularized the concept of them
No it didn't.

>but never as huge as image macros.
SA invented the image macro you fool.

The name is literally derived from a BBCode macro programmed into the forums software that allowed effortless creation of them.
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vr games with other people
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I stopped drinking beer because I got a belly
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>>377660340
I loose control on tequila don't drink it anymore.
The other time I got blackout drunk was on gasolina sangria. Any PR fag will know what it is.
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>don't like the taste of alcohol
>everyone bullies me for it
>no longer invited to social events friend or family related
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One time I had an edible and played through Metro 2033. It was one of my best gaming experiences as an adult so far.
>felt truly immersed
>turned into a killing machine
>aiming reflexes vastly improved
>slaughtered every wave of lurkers
>blew through my ammo on librarians
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>>377657464
perfect beer to enjoy with a bowl of nuts and a terrified black-eyed wife
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>>377652769
It's the only shit I can get until I turn 21 dude, s-shut up.
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>>377668131
hit the gym faggot.

who cares about your fat ugly friends
>>
>>377668403
what did he mean by this?
>>
I think liquor tastes disgusting, and I tried the whole "just be confident that you don't drink and don't mention it" thing but drinking is so ubiquitous that my aversion to it has started to make me feel alienated.

Can anyone suggest some liquor and mixer combos that almost completely mask the alcohol taste but still get me somewhere? No fruity shit please.
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>>377668648
He meant that his wife is now terrified of doors now
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>>377653827
but bourbon is almost entirely factory produced and rapidly "aged" by faking it.
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>>377668695
Just drink whatever and chase it with some reds Apple ale or mikes hard lemonade dude.
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>>377668695
Maybe white wine? I find red wine too fruity but white is fine.
Has more alcohol % than typical beer does, so people wont comment on you drinking it more slowly than everyone else is drinking.
I bring a bottle of white wine to parties all the time. Even chads want some of it, so don't worry about looking weird.
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>>377668695
White Russians are a meme drink but if mixed properly they are smooth as shit

Black Russians are even better
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>>377668695
Freeze your drinks mix 2 drinks of rum/vodka and cola get liquored up then start drinking from the bottle, that's how i did it when i first started drinking
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>>377668695
>no fruity shit

might as well go all the way homo
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>>377654660
look, that anon may be a faggot but drinks are something people have been elitist about for ages. That said I like bulleit bourbon the most at least before my esophagus was destroy and games that give you any room to roleplay are the best while drinking. nothing quite like being in the right drunk zone while screaming for your army to charge or some such.
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Am I the only one who only drinks a ton of beer and no liquor at all?
Just the smell of liquor makes me want to vomit.
However before I was 21 and in Highschool I only drank liquor with friends.
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>>377655265
>>377655040
>>377661280
I actually enjoy the taste of malt liquor this little nigga has been my drink of choice for a while when I'm broke but I'll do with steel reserve when needed.
>>
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Honestly, it should be a prerequisite to play it drunk.
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>>377652660
>Not going for sourthen comfort or wild turkey
Shit taste
>>
recommend me your favorite bourbons and rums /v/
>>
BoTW was fun at my friend's place while drunk.
Most notable points were when I found a camp of blue Bokoblins and decided to throw a club, but I missed and was raped thoroughly afterwards.
I returned and had the idea to shoot an arrow at the explosive barrel, but after I drew my bow it made a *thunk* noise and I realized that I had no arrows. I was, again, thoroughly raped afterwards.
I tried again and the arrow didn't break the barrel. By then we were on the floor.
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>>377668695
I personally think screwdrivers are a super painless to drink.
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>>377659663
This, fruit juice, and club soda can mask anything.
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