PC wins again >http://store.steampowered.com/app/ 460810/

thanks for the beta-test consolecucks

File: 2487373304094605.jpg (29KB, 451x640px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 451x640px

Fuck this shit the game wasn't even that good. Where's Yakuza, Sega?

File: slowpoke_pokemon.jpg (27KB, 600x655px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 600x655px

Holy shit guys!!11

>game comes out on console
>pc has to wait years
>it finally comes out and pc drags it self out of it's room, whipes it's tears and snot from it's face, and thinks it's "won"

This happens every time.

>>377643691
Mad as fuck betatester.

>>377642593
I forgot this game even existed

>>377643691
>has to
I know you're probably used to mandatory shit as a console owner, but we still have the option to just buying one and playing the game if we want to. It's a choice not to buy an additional weak pc inside a plastic box.

>>377643691
>anon finishes his post
>the artificial smug smile slowly fades
>he selects vanquish_never_ever.jpg
>are you sure you want to move this file to the recycling bin?
>a single tear falls as he selects yes

>>377642593
Thanks OP. I was in a coma for a week and missed this

>>377642593
Woah I sure as hell care after 6 years! I'm so mad!

It's good but I wouldn't spend 20 dollars on it since it's literally less than 4 hours long.

Idort here. PCbros are the worst.

>>377647675
console
>Put disc in
>Whoops don't have the Console
>Drive 20 minutes to shell out 400 dollars on a console
>Go to hook up to TV
>Whoops don't have a TV
>Have to drive 40 minutes to shell out 2000 dollars on a Samsung that spies on you
>Finally go to turn on power and
>Whoops don't have electricity
>Drive 60 minutes to get a phone book to make a 40 minute call from a phonebooth that's 20 minutes away to wire me up for the low price of 200 a month
>Get to the start screen and
>Whoops no internet to download all the updates
>Spend 80 minutes driving to a phonebooth that I haven't been to today to wire me up with internet for 50 dollars a month
>Start downloading updates and
>Whoops hit data cap
>Wait for month to pass to download rest of updates
>Play game

PC:
>Insert floppy
>Play game

>>377643402
>Where's Yakuza, Sega?
Sega doesn't even know that people like Yakuza outside of Japan

>>377647675
same
PCshitters make me feel ashamed for having one.

>>377647920

sega japan are as always clueless
they have a series that could take the shit out of Grand Theft Auto, but gaijin wouldn't understand the deep honorrabu complexity of being a yakuza who strolls around town beating the shit out of yankee punks, shaking down shopkeepers for protection money and fucking fat-tittied sexually-frustrated japanese wives whose salaryman husbands are at work for the next 20 hours.

>>377647675
Sonyfags butthurt as always.
https://www.destructoid.com/fact-ps3-fanboys-are-the-worst-149259.phtml

>>377643402
Fuck off, Vanquish is great.

File: 1429649382734.jpg (73KB, 413x395px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 413x395px

>>377644207

>>377647905


oh my god this is hilarious

>>377643691
i mean it's pretty cool that we're getting vanquish, but these are small exceptions and we often get them eventually regardless (not that i was suffering in anticipation or anything)
the superiority of PC is so patently obvious anytime you get some tiny leg up with a few decent games you won't shut the fuck about it for years even though on the big picture PC is on a different planet

>>377644207
>>377647905
lol

Friendly reminder that Binary Domain is the better game overall.