*blocks your path* >How about a round of Gwent, loser?

c-can i smell your toes if i lose?

>>377626634
that make-up makes her look like a panda

Sure, here's my deck!
*unzips dick*

Okay, on one condition. You'll make me do anything YOU want if I win.

>>377627030
Like leave?

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>>377626634
>tfw Skjall

Name a bigger Mary Sue in vidogames than Ciri

you can't

I don't like Gwent though.

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>>377626634

how about a snowball fight?

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>>377628442
90's-mid2000's Lara Croft

>Born into English aristocracy, privately tutored to be the best of the best.
>Was an established archaeologist even at the young age of 11 - 14 where she was taken under the wing of the best archaeologist in history Werner Von Croy.
>Attended one of the best boarding schools as a teenager where she was taught everything from archery, gymnastics and sharpshooting and was the best at it.
>On top of building her career as a brilliant archaeologist going around the world with to even places like Cambodia, she had time to enroll in one of the best universities in Switzerland.
>Not only is she brilliant, but she is a musical prodigy on the harpsichord and harp.
>Being aristocrat, she gets married to a very rich noble. A lo' behold, faggot dies in a plane crash, Lara is given all his wealth.
>Decides aristocracy is boring and have a life of adventuring. Does the fucking impossible, not only is she doing archaeology shit but she's discovering shit nobody in their wildest dreams could even fucking imagine. Finds Big Foot, finds the Ark of the Covenant, and tombs for civilizations humanity never thought existed.
>Her family disappears suddenly and she start inheriting estates. Has wealth unimaginable, not only from her family but her deceased husband.

Fucking biggest Mary cunt I've ever seen.

Until Gwent gets more cards, nobody is going to fucking bother. It is horribly lacking in variety of deck creation.

>>377628442
How is she a Mary Sue. Do you even know what that means?

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>>377626634
giv ciri gf

>>377626824
>hating racoon eyes