Mario Kart 8 Deluxe /v/eekend

200cc awaits
Keep the threads bumped boyos

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status on switch?

Discord was a mistake. These threads have been garbage for one reason: the discord exists.

Either delete the discord or don't bother with the threads, there will never be harmony.

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So are we actually going to be playing some kart today or are we just going to be complaining about the Discord all day while they're doing nothing but talking about Splatoon? What's even the point of this thread?

Also general when?

>>377627374
Do not mention them friendo. Read the OP
200cc 1/12

>>377625242
>bias in the op
That's one good way to kill a thread, I guess.

>>377628025
Anti-discord is not a matter of bias but a matter of course.

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>>377628025
>implying discordfags should be catered to or tolerated in any capacity

>>377626734
1/12

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I'm just completely burned out from yesterday and the day before. I think I'm done for this weekend. Maybe next /v/eekend, sorry.

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>>377629562
>Reptiles, being cold blooded, are adapted internally to survive with low oxygen and low blood pressure. Snakes in particular are adapted to periods of dormancy in which heartbeat and respiration are minimal. The brain can remain viable and "conscious" for up to an hour after decapitation, with eyes still tracking movement and dilating in response to light levels. They will still bite in response to "threats" at this point. Depending on how much of the neck is left, they may try to crawl away, but without the heart and lungs attached they will certainly die.

I'm keen to play some Kart today, how are the switch lobbys looking?

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When does the racing begin?

>>377632871
Once we have enough people ready to go, I'm happy to race with anyone on switch at the moment

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1/12 Switch 200cc

Discord link, please? :)

pls gib players >>377633808
it's lonely in here

3/12 200cc switch

DAMN YOU TELOS

It liiiiiives

4/12 SWITCH 200CC HYPE

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5/12 get in here fellow shitters

>>377635316
5/12 switch

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This matchesare clencing my anus man. Fuck 200cc is deliciously hard.

6/12 200cc switch

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3/12 switch 200cc but still strong

Switching to 150cc come join

2 people

>>377636995
I'll join in a minute.

3/12 200cc

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I will end whoever placed the banana off the ramp

>run into own banana planted behind item box
>candy stops far ahead to bob-omb me
>drive into wall trying to sneak a mushroom boost in
welp

Fuck the discord
Discussion is bad
Oh wait, that's why you fags own a Switch with no messaging system whatsoever :^)

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I FINALLY WON A ROUND

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Is Panshito still dating Ashley?
Or did Ashley finally get enough sense to realize what's going on?

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>>377628025

4/12 150cc switch

ffffffffuck I thought that shell would stop you
3/12 200cc switch

5/12 switch 200c get in here

>>377640147
Come onto 150 so we have a full lobby you cucks

>tapping the screen pauses the game
FUCK

Any Wii U anons around?

bump :>

>Just getting hit by invisible shit
Fix your connections

switch 150cc 8/12

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>got hit by nothing
fucking AUSTRALIANS

>>377642560
Settle down anon, I left for you :)

I fucking hate this bullshit. I can never join immediately, have to jump through hoops to even get in, and right now I outright can't join in any way.
Join the server? Empty lobby. Join via recent players? Communication error. Restart game, try again. Same shit. Reboot Switch, try again. "Currently unable to join" when trying to join via recent players, and empty lobbies when joining the server. It's that it's my roommate's Switch, else I would have fucking thrown that thing against the wall.

>>377643224
Yup im dealing with same shit rn. Empty lobby everytime i join 150cc

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>when waluigigod realized why i stopped and tried backing up

>>377643615
I just gave up, I don't feel like dealing with this shit for longer than 2 minutes before my autistic screeching wakes up the neighbourhood.

OH BOY ANOTHER EMPTY LOBBY FOR THE 20TH TIME IN A ROW. FUCK YOU NINTENDO

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOUR FUCKING SHIT ASS SERVERS SO FUCKING HARD

fuck you nikki

>no match number limit on 150cc
>"you have already participated in the maximum number of races for this tournament"
Fuck this. Im done

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We all agree the Pipe frame is the best kart and the patricians choice

>>377644471
best kart

>>377644471
>The i'm a nostalgia baby kart
KEK

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>>377644471
That's not the Standard.

>>377644645
Projecting a little?
Its the best standard kart

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>Comm errors

>>377644471
This
>pipe frame
>mach 8, crimson slim
>b dasher, standard
>dry bomber (rip)
all based

join the discord voice chat faggots

>Have a star, but have to use golden mushroom
>Have triple shrooms, but have to use a piranha plant first
>Have some triple reds for the first time in forever, but need to use a fireflower first
WHY THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT SWITCH ITEMS

>>377625242
is there a particular reason 150cc is unjoinable?

>>377648547
that one is shit for weeks, maybe someone should make a better new one or something.

>>377647850
Fuck off luna

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>playing luigi aginst bots trying to get gold trophys and stars
>every fucking time i pick him mario come along and tries to one up me
>gets so annoying to the point i hide in the back until near the end of the race to get the blue shell just to hope he gets the point and fucks off
whats his problem?
im starting to think meme theory video about mario despising luigi might be true

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>be in first for the entire race
>final lap
>second gets 2 triple red shells
Double the fun, huh..?

RIP littleman

>>377648984
Whenever you choose a character the game assigns you a rival to always be on your ass.
It chooses from a group of characters so it might be the game always choosing Mario

>>377648317
That'd be broken

>>377649234
i hate 200cc with a passion but this is the only lobby i can join that doesnt error out

>>377649308
How?

Nikki change the times for the tourney to Mon-Sun please

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>suddenly in first place
>realize nobody is moving

>>377649289
its ALWAYS fucking mario ALWAYS
does not mater the cup
does not matter the speed its ALWAYS him

>>377649536
FUCKING AUSTRALIANS

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Anyone for 200cc Wii U?

>>377649798

I'm willing to play, one minute.

4/12
200cc D

Fuck reds. Fuck them up their shelly butts.

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>Handing me that 1st

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That Toad's Turnpike was a fucking train wreak

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Anyone on 150cc Switch?

>everyone playing shy guys
i want in on this meme

You fucking retards, only people from the DISCORD can post these threads. How dare you post this without our permission.
I will notify the Discord /v/kend OG Council on this matter. I'm fucking sick of saying this.

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>item lag then comm error

>>377653686

thanks luna

>>377653686
i dont get it, why would you use discord if the whole point of 4chan is to be anonymous?

>>377653686
>discordfag
>>377653941
likey due to the fact 4chan is being flooded with newfags and red*itors

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>150cc Switch
Maybe one day.

>>377654434
4/12 200cc

>>377654434
how did you even get into the lobby it keeps on failing for me

8/12 150cc is BUMPIN

Vale, will you be my waifu?

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>9/12 150cc
Thanks guys.

>was doing pretty good most of the race
>fuck up and get 8th because I hit a stray banana
God dammit

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>use a red shell
>does nothing
>use a green shell
>it disappears
>use a lightning
>get hit with it
>use the super horn
>doesn't register
I fucking hate this game
Get off Sendlewds you're killing us with your lag

Vale, why are you playing if you're so bad and have shit internet?

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>that gold shroom at the very end boosting me to third

mk8u 200cc?

Do we have a lobby with weekday times open yet?

>>377658787
Yeah we have them. I keep asking Nikki to change time but he wont stop ignoring us. Probably just some discord mean-spiritedness.
Let me go through the /mk8g/ Deluxe archives real quick.

>>377659549
I doubt Nikki even looks in the threads anymore considering.

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>item lag
>8 fucking red shells while in first in one of the races
>communication error
Fuck it, I'm too angry to keep playing. Good races everyone.

2/12 200cc D

>>377659965
You're the best Jack

>>377660257
T-Thanks.

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>>377658787
>>377659909
Here they are. We played in these a while but I got concerned over splitting the population. /mk8g/ has only ever reached 5/12 so this obviously isn't an issue. Also discord plays mostly 150cc, the scrubs.
This template was posted accidentally so if someone wants to add these codes to it, please do.
Just keep old battle codes and put 200cc first
MK8D /v/eekend 200cc
2139-3520-1835

MK8D /v/eekend 150cc
1656-1681-9755

Still 2/12 on 200cc Switch

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3/12 200cc D

>>377661776
I'll jump in soon

Where the hell is everyone

>>377660882
For the record, the lobbies being on weekends only isn't my fault at all. I don't see why you all keep blaming me for everything.

>>377662016
Non Switch owner here. Are you not the lobby creator? I was told you were. If not you then who?

>>377662016
Because you're a namefag and everyone else is anonymous you force yourself into this position.

Hey! You're getting the attention you're after though ;)

4/12 200cc

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5/12 200cc D

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7/12 200cc D

I think that was at least 7 red shells

>>377662016
>>377662559
Again: so who is the 200cc and 150cc lobby creator if not Nikki?

5/12 200cc D

This is my first time. I'm in the 150cc Lobby and there isn't a single soul here. What gives?

>>377665094
It's nearly midnight in the U.S. and the /v/eekend is almost over. It was almost full an hour or two ago.

>>377665094
It's either full or dead. I'm betting dead

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Based bob-omb
5/12
200cc

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>>377665569
That race was mine

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>that blue shell
6/12
200cc

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>That 1st steal

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>double boomerangs
One of the great joys of double items

8/12

>>377666546
Can someone confirm or deny if Nikki is the creator of the Switch lobbies and if no him then who?

5/12 200cc

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General when?

>>377668148

Threads are already kinda irrelevant, a general is completely irrelevant. Just join the discord if you're too autistic to wait for the weekend.

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>Red shell hits rights before Kouta crosses the finish

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>>377668910

>>377668148
Making it

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Migrate bros.
We're picking up steam.

>>>/vg/177501006
>>>/vg/177501006
>>>/vg/177501006
>>>/vg/177501006

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Was a good weekend, all things considered.
Nothing will ever top the second MK8D /v/eekend as one of the worst /v/eekends of all time. Let's hope it never gets to that point again.