This is a Tank.

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>>377622434
Looks like D.VA

>>377622434
She pilot a mech
Realistically she's the closest thing to a tank as we can get

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>>377622626
But D.Vas are tanks.

>hey! No one breaks the law on my watch. Hands up buddy!
>wait- stay where you are. Stop moving towards me...
>ow! Hey get off me! I am THE LAW and you will respec-
>ahh... your hand... mmm please stop touching me their. Im sorry, no ticket just let me go...
>ah, wait- please, don't pinch- ah!

>>377623630
I wonder how unattractive you are.
Take your pathetic roleplay back to /trash/

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This is a tank.

>>377623821
I am not very attractive and have low self-esteem. I just like to make mildly stupid and funny posts to derive funny responses and get some fun out of making a few people laugh or join in on acting stupid as well

sorry famalam

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>>377622434
this is an assasin

>>377623630
>hehe nerf this, right?
>*unzips*

>>377624206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85UY1oICxE

>>377624046
At least you're honest. Now go do some exercise and do something constructive so you can build up some self worth rather than pissing your one life away on this shit board trying to maintain a semi from roleplaying with other losers.
The fact that you can admit your faults means you aren't doomed. Now go. I believe in you.

>>377624339
the shitty roleplay is for fun and autistic amusement, not to jack off

i am healthy, not fat and have a job. Just a shitty face

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>>377623630
>pinching a cop

>>377624819
>imma cop a feel of dem titties

>>377624339
This is beautiful. Let's work harder today.

>>377624819
>pinch a cop
>get shot 10 times in the head in self-defense
>news parades the cop for doing nothing wrong

>>377622434
More of a tank than roadhog.

>>377624996
Cringe.

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This is a tank

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>>377625028

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>Spend 3,000 gold or play 10 games of HotS to get police skin

This isn't a difficult choice at all

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>>377625440
Time paradox, sheeeeeeiiiiiitttt

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>>377625451
HoTs isnt that bad.

>>377624339
>>377623821

Someone's mad and confused they got a boner from that rp text

>>377622434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VcSMr3hbc

>>377625608
I wanna go to d.va land.

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>>377622434
I want to offer officer D.Va doughnuts.

>>377622434
>nerf this
what did she mean

>>377625451
You can't buy it.

>It ends tomorrow.
Well it's not like I wanted the police costume anyway..

>not using Carbon Fiber or Scavenger
It's like you WANNA out yourself as a FOTM pleb

>>377625803
I'd offer officer D.Va deez nuts

>>377625604
Just to trigger him even more...

>D.va pulls and tugs as you take a firm grip of her wrists, pinning them above her head while your other hand takes a grip of her thick thigh.
>you squeeze the plump flesh, feeling the warm denim against your fingers as you move your hand up her thigh to the sensitive spot between her legs.
>she is panting now, ragged breaths and rosy cheeks as you start to rub up and down between her tightening lips, soaking through her jeans
>her eyes close as you press your thumb against her hardened clit...

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>>377625451
Why does she look so chubby?

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>>377622434
no, that's a stupid bitch from a video game.

This is a tank.

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>>377625863
means you should run ;)

>>377622434
In my country we would say she's a truck

>>377626119
>soaking through jeans
>any girl feeling much through denim
Suspension of disbelief just jumped off a bridge

>>377627654
>what is going commando
>what is fiction

And girls can feel through their jeans dumbass its just not as sensitive

>>377627785
>not wearing underwear under jeans
Fucking ow

>>377623630
>stop touching me their
>their
boner killed.

>>377622434
Black Patrol scene when?

>>377625608
This is one of the most homosexual things i've ever witnessed.

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This is a canon Tank.

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>>377628321

>>377625863
>"nerf this"
>gets buffed

>>377628386
didn't they also nerf her by weakening her overall damage output from her canons?

>>377626302
too much 불고기 and 맥주

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What is this? a DPS?

>>377624337
That disgusting fat blob of ass, good lord. Only fucking niggers would be attracted by it.

>>377624337
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>377628885
>hey uhhhhhh can we get, like, something other then a junkrat?
>uhh can you play soldier or something >*starts checking everyone's career profile*

>>377623630
Take your hands of her you filthy criminal!

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>>377622434

This is a boy.

>>377628885
No its shit

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>>377629402
my favorite thing about playing off meta heroes in comp is the whiny babies who instantly latch on to you as the reason the team is doing poorly, if they even are. and usually they just give up so not only do you outperform them from the start, you end up being the best player on the team while they bitch and moan about how if only you switched the team might win.

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this is a flank

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>Chat saying we need a tank
>Pick Bastion
>Get reported

>>377632957
but bastion is the only one who can be a literal tank...

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>>377631578
This is a girl.

>>377632750
>palashit

lol

>This is a Tank
No, that's a DPS with no abilities. Meka is the Tank.

How do you actually play dva? Part of me just wants to flank but i know i get melted if i have no one behind me so whats the general plan with her?

>>377634567
Either front-line or back-line defense. Usually a 2-tank Composition, hugging the squishies.

>>377634567
spam shields

harass snipers

swallow ults with your defense matrix, or against really big pushes

nuke the enemy when you can

ezpz

>>377634671
I'd hug ur squishy, anon

>>377622434
does she know fast?

>>377622434
#BLM

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Tank

>>377625451
Chubby d va is a miracle

>>377632478
T.silver

>>377634567
Matrix entire ults out of existence (love doing that to sights, hog and seeing reaper dance like a ballerina doing 0 damage) and shot if you don't have anything to matrix, chase enemies at low health and finish them as quick as you can to continue matrix-supporting your team.

>>377628885
Something that turns the match into a 5v6

>>377636870
>>377634226
Having a cute cosplayer gf seems neat

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>>377637884

It's the worst! You don't want no part of this shit, Dewey! Life is a nightmare!

>>377625803
>her legs
my dick

>tfw no cosplayer gf

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>>377622434
heck yea she is :3

>>377629402

This exact thing happened in my last comp match, and I know it was one of you faggots since the guy started going on about the Junk player probably having a black dad.

Autismo as fuck

Guys does the event end at midnight or at 23:59 tomorrow? I've seen both before the 22 and on the 22nd.

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>>377625803

This is my fetish.

>>377640309
yes

>5 weeks since reveal
>still no officer dva porn

I JUST WANNA FAP

>>377622434
dumb dickslave waifuposter

>>377640982
You'll just have to wait until reverse BLACKED is a thing. :^)

>>377622434
So what will it take to make Dva useful? I'm genuinely not even sure why she exists, since everyone can do shit better than her and she's not even an all-rounder

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>>377624049
This is a nuisance

>>377623907

delet-

>it's Hog

ah, it's all cool then

>>377641274
I remember when they nerfed her and /v/ said "nooo this doesn't fix anything too OP please nerf even more"
You people don't know what you want.

>>377628321
they even tried to make her look like some sort of nigger halfbreed too

>>377631578
>tfw no qt femboy police officer bf to put you in handcuffs and make you suck his dick

>>377641696

As if I wouldn't overpower him and beat him with his own night stick.

>>377622434

Dumb waifu poster

>>377639005
link to her?

>>377641918
obviously you could do that, but it's hot submitting every now and then too

>>377641419
But she is trash in hots.

>>377642194

Never ever submit. You powerbomb him and sit on his face so he has to smell your ball funk and taste your swamp ass. HE NEEDS TO KNOW WHO'S IN CHARGE.

>>377642286
Trash that 90% of the rooster can't do shit about

Besides she isn't really trash, it's just that she can't do well if the entire team is doing badly.

>>377642405
this is why you will never find love

>>377643645

Who needs love when you can bully traps?

>>377644238
because loving a trap is much better than bullying one

>>377642640
Maybe, but the matches I played in hots (to get D.Va cop skin of course) she was trash in my team and the enemy team.

>>377644326
fag

>>377641824
>that d.va
muh d.ck.

>>377644621

Hey now, there's no need for name calling, though yes, he is a fag for wanting to love a trap instead of place his foot on their crotch and roughly knead it like dough.

>>377642640
She's pretty ineffective, she's a fucking gnat though and can clean up well.

But she is awful fight against true. Not as bad as she is in OW though.

>>377625608
>>377625714
>>377628069
LMFAOOOO DORITTOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW IM FUCKING KEKKING MY SIDES INTO ORBIT WE NEED A PEPE SKIN FOR D.VA WHERE SHE PILOTS PEPE DRESSED AS DOGE LMFAOOOO

>>377624337
Every fucking time

>like the cop mech
>don't like the standalone Dva skin

same shit with junebug or whatever it was called, fuck me why can't she have a good skin that changes both of them in a good way? At least the SK skin from the lim picks box is baller as fuck.

>>377637884
Its a fucking nightmare for the most part (at least my experience) but most cosplayers have brain issues, often hunger for cock, and you can fuck whatever character you want

>>377633008
and Sgt hammer in HotS is a literal tank

>playing anything but mystery heroes

>>377646030
>playing anything but no limits full symm team

>>377625439
Cute tank. would fuck

>>377622434
>>377622626
>>377624819
>>377625440
>>377625803
>>377631578
>>377640878
Stop normalizing this oppressive garbage.

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This is a team of tank operators.

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>>377647432

I would oppress my dick into D.va's ass.

>>377647513

the two on the left are total qts

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>>377647991
I want to cuddle and hold hands with Yukari

>>377649220

There's a jail cell with your name on it, you sick monster.

>>377628895
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