The Walking Dead

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>>377621148

No way, fag

No one cares.
Please post Clem Cuckold Jokes.

Ive skipped out on s3, since s2 was so terrible. Can I get a quick rundown on this season?

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I actually like Javier and would love extra episodes with him (Ep 6-8 surprise). I just hate Gabe.

>>377621408
Cuban-American Fallen from grace baseball player Javier Garcia gets stuck with his brother's wife and kids during the apocalypse. She constantly tries to ride your dick your brother is alive and your niece dies. there's an evil group called the new frontier clem was a part of and you gotta go through bullshit to take over the corruption

Conrad is the best

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>>377621250
where her hand at?

>>377621416
I like Javi as well. He should of had his own story without Clem in it.
Clem should have had her own story where she is an adult.

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>>377621294

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>>377621691

>go to a new town
>leader is a seemingly nice reasonable person
>turns out they're assholes

literally every walking dead storyline ever.

>>377621416
Same, I enjoy his character a lot.

Just get rid of Gabe and Kate

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>>377621691

geg

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>>377621849

They should have stuck with the E3 story

>Javi gets to Richmond
>turns out David is worse than Negan

is that zombie Kate? way to spoil it.

>>377622015
people are saying it's a bait and switch, but i mean, why choose to do this when they could have used her normal face?

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>>377622015

Its called bait and switch. Spoilers have been known for weeks. TellTale isnt retarded.

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>>377621680
It's an Apollo Justice situation where nobody wants to play as the new protag. Hopefully, like Apollo, he actually gets another shot where he becomes well developed.

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>>377622098

Because it symbolizes death is coming for her.

>>377621408
>Ive skipped out on s3, since s2 was so terrible.
This. Telltale has fallen so far that I don't even bother trying to play their games anymore.

>>377622117
>TellTale isnt retarded.
citation needed

>>377621148
I didn't stick around after S1.

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>>377622117

>Clem and Gabe share kiss

S T O P

got link to the archive?

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>>377621148
>thinks there will be a season 4

With the good reception that is "Here's Negan" i think they should try a season with him. If a fucking Negan season doesnt work then just end the damn series

>>377622278
they havn't really 'fallen' from anything, TWD1 was just a fluke. they were always content in the average, even before they sold out to make movie games.

what/who is Negan? is this a show/comic thing?

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>>377622527
>who is Negan?


A motherfucking fucker, fuck.

>>377622527

a villain who still isnt dead even in the comics

He kills Glenn

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>>377622654
>3 fucking games and 2 DLCs
>still no Negan

Are they fucking retarded? But they gave MICHONNE one?

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>>377621294

My pleasure

https://youtu.be/AunWgWfXeCg
https://youtu.be/HIphHGiNqZI
https://youtu.be/vP9qix-J7No
https://youtu.be/8LrvlLGQI0M
https://youtu.be/JB0b6aFKFTU

>>377622732
He's not only not dead, but he joined Rick

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>>377622920
What the fuck kind of logic happened there?

Is all of New Frontier out yet?

>>377623001
30th i think for the final episode

>>377623001

Coming May 30th, trailer this wednsday

Im not even watching the final ep if the trailer matches the spoilers

>>377622989

Here, he has an origin comic series I keep uploading to YouTube. Its pretty good

https://youtu.be/NZaKbcpgRbg

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Played all 4 episodes of Season 3 hoping I would run into Kenny. (I went to Wellington). No such luck. I check videos for him, turns out he dies in a fucking car crash immediately. Stupid as fuck. I have decided that the canon ending is Clem leaving Wellington with Kenny and AJ. Everything else that happens in the series beyond that point is pure fiction.

>>377623589
This was the problem i saw way back when.

Such vastly different endings with the only similarity being Clem + AJ.

It was bound to take place after a large timeskip. Im surpriced they even bothered with more than just throwaway "oh kenny died."

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>>377622414
>tfw im jealous of gabe for getting a first kiss so young

>>377623589

What would you guys like better?

A season with a group of kids (girl and boy scouts that have been surviving in the woods) or a season where all the missing characters like Kenny, Christa, Lily, Molly, and 400 Days characters managed to meet at a large sanctuary? The series takes place in one part of Georgia so its not unlikely

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>>377624267
>he never experienced young love or teenage pussy
Poor bastard.

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>>377624267

/r9k/ has a daily "missed childhood" thread if youre interested. Youre not the only one anon

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>>377624543
>tfw never played "doctor"

Unless reincarnation is real, my soul will never rest

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>>377624267

This shit really is the worst. Pic related hit home for me so hard. I was the cutest kid ever back then. I literally peaked as a shota.

So many girls liked me but I had so many guy friends so I told them to fuck off. But when puberty started I wanted to fuck them so hard but I became an ugly ass pimple popper. Its not fucking fair. I didnt know what I had. Its not fair..

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>>377624267
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>>377624543
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>>377625076

Its time, /v/

http://www.strawpoll.me/13014110

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>>377625602
>tfw too normalfag for this board

>>377625749

Fucking chad. Games were made for US

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REEEEEEEEEE
GIVE ME THE TRAILER ALREADY OR GABE GETS IT

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>>377626803

Just 9 more days, Javibro.

Before she gets GABED

https://pastebin.com/E8CwDN8y

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>>377627136
I'm too impatient.
Will DLC be a Clem/Javi adventure?
I DON'T KNOW.
I hope Gabe falls in a manhole and breaks his neck.

>>377627225

Heres a better link :

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g7tyr231e8

>>377621148
I stopped after S1, desu. deleted my save and couldn't be bothered to replay 1 just for 2. piratefag obviously.

>>377628650
I fucking wish I stayed a piratefag for these stupid ""games""

>>377623082
What's the spoilers?

>>377628753

Theres been two sets so probably two different leakers.

One says what happens shortly after the battle of Richmond, the other half is the longterm stuff like this one >>377622117

Both leakers have info that dont contradict eachother so i guess its real

>we'll never get young Clemmy back


It hurts m8

>>377621148
There was a season 3?

>>377629494

I dont blame you. The advertising was shit if you werent watching the tv series

Why does no one here like Kate?

Eleanor BETRAYED you

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>>377628973
The only verified leak is this one.

>>377630647

If this one is false >>377622117 then why did it come out before that leak and why does none of that leak contradict it?

Face it Javicuck, Clem is getting GABED

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When will Clementine just fucking die

>>377630647
>then why did it come out before that leak and why does none of that leak contradict it
There's no overlap except for the Jesus thing. How the hell am I supposed to know if it's legitimate if there's no source?

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>>377630785
meant to reply

>>377631413

I dont see any contradictions with the Jesus parts.

I barely put up with s2 and didn't even know there was a s3 until halfway through its life cycle. Clem fucking sucks as a character. Her story was complete when Lee died. Everything else is just boring retread because the walking dead is eternally the same narrative. I don't care about what she's like growing up, find a new character arc already.

>>377631773

A new character wont save shit

END THE SERIES. SEASON 1 WAS ALL YOU NEEDED

>>377631768
Well the one I have has the determinant (Tripp and Ava) die.
And then there's also the part where Amy kills Joan with a frying pan.
Those are contradictions.

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>>377632232

t. Javicuck that cant accept Clem's pussy is gonna get filled to the brim with fucking GABE CUM

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>>377632232

Oh and youre a FAGGOT you Javi loving piece of shit

Clem is getting FUCKED

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>>377632426
It comforts me that neither of us have a clue of what's going to happen in the last episode.
Wanting gabefag to get BTFO has raised my enjoyment for this season by at least 200%.

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>all these people that actually thought that Javi to end up with Clem
You people make me sick

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>>377632967
>implying it won't happen

>>377633174
>implying they would actually let a mid 20s and 13 year old every happen
pedos everyone

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>>377625749
>>377626651
>not keeping in mind that most people on this board are fucking trolls

Pls

>>377632967

Ignore them. Javicucks are mentally ill

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>*shovels manure onto the crops*


Hey, thanks for this Uncle Javi. Without a hand I would have been doing this field work Clint sent me on all afternoon!


>*lifts head to catch breath*


Gee its hot..


>*tugs shirt, circulating air*


Wew I'm stinkin..


>*tugs collar and smells*


But not like last night.


>*turns to you*


Theres a difference you know. Hell, this funk I'm sporting isnt even a fraction of the smell I had coming out of Clem's room. You know, they say theres a smell of a man that has recently driven a little sweetpea to do bad things..


>*raises eyebrows*


Huh? You dont know? Cmon Javi, I think you do. Just hard to imagine Clem doing those things, right? Evil things. Like using her pussy to milk sweaty ass cum covered cock till her god damn eyeballs are doing loops. A smell, Javi. An essence. Damn near satanic in debauchery let me tell you. The shit you wiff when passing an organized orgy room? That shit. But for me? I didnt need but one pair of blossoming tits and a sweet brown face to stink that room up last night. While you were sleeping in the other room, I was awake in the other. While catching shut eye, your ears were still prone. Hearing the rhythmic grunts of two kids discovering eachother, ensuring a cum-based mildew to grow on the sheets. But dont worry, we cleaned it up. And your nose? Susceptible to the aroma of the room right next.


>*looks at the crops*


You know, manure aside, this aint so bad. I mean the lemon flowers just do it for me. Just an aroma without corruption. Unlike me. Unlike Clem. Hell, i dont even have a word for it. But one thing's for sure, Javi...


>*puts shovel away*


When I stepped out of Clem's room...


>*stands beside you*


I sure as fuck didnt smell catholic.

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>*sees you brushing teeth*


Mornin, Uncle Javi. Nice day right?


>*opens toothpaste*


Hey, can you pass me my toothbrush? Thanks


>*checks teeth in mirror*


Huh. Didnt know she was growing already.


>*picks hair out of gums*


Oh, this? Cmon Javi you took science class too, right? Its a hair. But uhh, not mine.


>*twirls hair between fingers*


Girls. Am I right, Javi? Think they're your sweetpeas and all that, but just a year into their teens start begging guys my age to use our mouths like vibrators?


>*smirks at you*


But then theres guys like you, right? I mean, the world needs them. Diversity and all that mess? We're all special. Your talent just happens to be clearing walkers while risking your life. Me? Well someone has to have the gifted tongue, right? And I aint talking communication.. I mean, who else is going to make Clem curl her toes? Feeling her streams of pussy nectar. Feeling it flow down the tongue like lemon juice on a sweet southern summer?


>*turns back to mirror to brush*


I mean, who else right?

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Was this REALLY necessary?

>>377636030

it was hot

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>>377636447

A girl talking about her fucking period?

>>377636632

No, a virgin talking to me, literally calling attention to her pussy

Javi was the first person she ever conversated with about her fuckhole

>>377636818

But Clem is 13

This whole Gabe x Clem meme is the most retarded thing ever. Gabe is literally Ben 2.0 except he's even a much bigger bitch boy. I don't know how that faggot is still alive.

>>377637683
But 13 is the perfect age.

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>>377638021

With no birthing hips its not you fucking weirdo

>>377621679

You mean that slenderman ass lookin reachergrabber? Worst promo art ever

>>377638021
Shut up, s-she's still just a little sweetpea

>>377639534

Who has killed grown men

>>377638161
>implying all women have immense hips
are you a virgin perchance?

>>377639802
And doesn't know what having your period means and still probably hasn't figured out what "kissing stuff" is exactly.

>>377641490
For all of humanity people have found out how to reproduce even in the most dire of circumstances as soon as puberty hits.
If people needed to be taught how to have sex then the human race would have died out long ago.

didn't even play S2

>>377640453

No, just not a fucking pedo like you. Kill yourself

Daily reminder only homos hate Kate

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>all these characters determinant
>the only one who doesn't have a chance of dying is Gabe

>>377630520
Dude weed LMAO let's ditch my husband and kids and go blaze up boi!

>>377630520
And I "saved" Tripp. I think we are even now

the korean girl is the best character easily. the rest of s3 sucks dick

>>377643827
Felt good. I hope we get to blame her for his death all throughout the next episode.

>>377643282

Sorry I'm a retard, but does determinant mean they will die because TellTale determined its their fate or does it mean the player can determine if they will live or not?

Also David isnt in the spoilers, neither is Kate or Clem. What does it mean?

>>377643642

Oh piss off Christfag. God made the plants for a reason.

Has anyone else noticed only white men and asian women are the villains this season?

>>377644543
there's literally an evil black guy that you kill in the first chapter

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>>377644543

David not being as bad or worse than Negan was such a fucking missed opportunity. Even in his flashbacks he was an asshole through and through. Negan is literally nicer in his flashback comic than David was.

>>377643827

That 'decision' was some cartoon-supervillain tier shit. People arent like that in real life

>>377644142
>best girl
>betrays your group for no reason

Not only is she not the prettiest, she isnt even the best written

>>377644153

If there isnt a public execution scene with her I'll be mad. Only way I could see her betrayal making sense is that Joan is secretly her mom

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>>377645471
sorry i haven't played past the first chapter and i have a soft spot for korean hotties

>>377645618

More if you would be so kind

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>>377645761

>>377631259
This. Just fucking off her already

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>>377645761
here's some Seolhyeon

>>377644396
Determinant means they can die. But historically, that means they die eventually no matter what. So far, only Conrad managed to be determinant and live throughout the season (not go MIA).

>>377642292
wow you're not from /pol/ by any chance are you :^)

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>>377645618
I never noticed how fucked up Minhee's arm is. It's like her body tried to reject an entire vaccine dosage.

>>377646630

Why does that matter you degenerate pedo faggot?

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>>377645618
>>377645890
>>377646085
>>377646892

Didnt know I had a K-Girl fetish. Am i degenerate?

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>>377646919
I just wonder what you're doing here aren't video games degenerate?
Or maybe you're only making an exception on deviant behavior when it helps you justify your own habits?
Is there a voice in your head saying "oh no /pol/'s right about everything and I haven't had an independent thought in my life but video games are a perfectly healthy and cultured hobby".
OH I DON'T KNOW I'M JUST GUESSING HERE

>>377645618
Nip girls>Gook girls

>>377647497

I literally cant tell the difference between a Chinese, Japanese, or Korean woman. Am i dumb?

>>377648041
Just means you haven't jacked off to them enough yet.

>>377648407

Is it their eyes? Or a facial feature I'm to autistic to differentiate?

>>377648952
Facial structure in general. Not being able to distinguish people from a race you're not familiar with is really common though.

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>>377646892
민희 사랑해!
>>377647106
>377647106
it's all downhill from here

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>>377648952
koreans have high cheekbones, NEVER have boobs, and their eyes are really distinctive. they're also normally very tall compared to other asians.

jp girls are a bit chubbier in the face and have bigger boobs/thighs.

CN girls are just... eh...

>>377649413
>>377649532

I'm really liking what this thread has become

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>>377650113
i think we're the only ppl here lol

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>>377650362

>>377650362

I'm here too just lurking

>>377621569
i shot him in the head since he took my nephew hostage

>>377621679
Same place as all women put their hands on men.

In his pocket, reaching for his wallet

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>>377651168
i gotta go to bed soon unfortunately :/

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>>377651417
and jellybean which is loosely kpop related

>>377651417
>you'll never date an asian

Sometimes, i wish i was never born

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>>377651631
so date an asian.. i went to korea in feb and just lived out of an airbnb for 2 months. it was fucking amazing and i got so many dates off of tinder alone.

>>377622015
I doubt it. I can't imagine telltale passing up the drama of David finding out his wife wants his younger brother.

>>377651696

Are you white? Do Korean girls like us?

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>>377652154
hell ya they love white dudes!!! go to a city other than seoul and busan, you'll be able to nail the hottest girl in any bar just because white people are such a delicacy in the smaller towns. i would walk down the road and school girls would literally just approach me to compliment me/practice english/ask to look at my blue eyes. it was like anime irl...

>>377652410

You better not be typing sarcastic nigger

>>377644396
Any character that survives a determinant death is 100% guaranteed to be written out of the story in the most bullshit way possible.

>>377643282
>>377653016

Do people really think TellTale wont kill their most hated character so far?

>>377653603
They've done it before.
The question is whether the delay is to restructure the ending to the audience or just a release or publishing hiccup.
Who knows what went through in the TTG sweatshop, the writing has been absolutely abysmal.

>>377653928

It would be amusing if they did dmaage control and all the spoilers or false.

>>377621416

Jesus he is handsome. He deserves better waifu choices

>>377654040
Really the only redeeming factor TWD has any more is fanservice.
If they manage to keep on that train then the series might sustain soap opera tier status and income. They should just hire a small group of coked up washed out writers who know how to do that.
Othewise there's no doubt it's going down the shitter.

>>377621148
Never finished the first episode of season 1 so no.

>>377655301

Missing out.

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>>377626803

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>playing sjw games
wew, thanks for killing the industry faggots

>>377656235

I just realized a Negan season will never happen because of SJWs. The hate for him was so strong on the show they boycotted his character

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>>377656102
kek

>>377656683

More like

>the cumdumper must fear the cumdump

>>377643642

t. Moralfag

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>>377640442
>CLEM HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME
>"Well I mean, you just came back without the baby we went to all that trouble to save"
>KENNY HAS LOST IT CLEM! LOOK AT THAT CRAZY LOOK!
>"Well just say what happened to the baby then. If you just put it somewhere to keep it safe..."
>HE'S GOT A KNIFE CLEM, PLEASE KILL HIM!
>"I-I don't really know if I should, I mean you have just either admitted to killing a baby or trying to force Kenny into a situation where he needs to be killed to save you..."
>CLEM NO, GIRL POWER PLZ

>>377659395

t. Stupid ass kennyfag

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>>377660114
She's waiting.

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>>377660114
>he sided with Jane
>someone who literally conspired to have an 11 year old kill someone to prove a moot point
>the friend who has had his ups and downs, but came down on your side most often
>was right about the russian kid, who convinced a woman and a black man to shoot a little girl
>Jane literally gave the Kenny idea like 2 hours thought before she decided she had to kill him
>Finds out she's pregnant because she's a slut who can't actually take care of herself
>Necks herself

I pity you

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>>377653603
>what is Arvo
>what is Bonnie
>what is Lilly

>>377654562
I would unironically suck his dick

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>>377660643

While you suck his dick, I want to jerk you off