Have we witnessed perfection?
>>377612703
Extraordinary but not perfect
>>377612703
Have we witnessed this thread before?
>>377612703
only if she had hairy armpits
Sequel when? I want more Aloy.
Not until we get clear and in frame shots of her armpits.
>>377612984
>only if she had hairy armpits
and she braided her long red armpit hair
>>377612930
Always the same threads on /v/?
Woah, really makes me think
Who's your favorite Waifu in Persona?
cakes for me
>>377612984
What her bush? Imagine how thick and red it is.
>>377612703
I wonder if the retarded ass mods that still run this shitty board ever look at this board and see the same nigger that posts this same thread for the past 8 months, and just decided to keep letting him do it because it's "Video Games" and it's not "Spam from an autistic waifu loving shitposter" Mods are niggers and they won't even do anything anymore
>>377612703
No. You witnessed a skank.
Please acquire some taste.
>>377612703
These threads are always so cringy.
>>377613267
You know that someone is from r eddit when he do calls about moderating a board
>>377612703
>ugly
>disgusting
>man-face
And the worst part is that her videogame isn't even good. Not a single redeeming feature whatsoever cuck. I could accept an ugly man-face whore if the game was at least good or decent but nah into the trash it goes.
>>377612703
Literally every single game released this year has better girls
This is perfection
No surprise that Ashley Burch is the VA for that monstrosity.
>>377614740
/thread
>>377615059
First of all it is not Ashley but Ashly.
Second I really like Ashly Burch's voice so for me it was a plus
Aloy looks like that retarded dwarf from Dragon Age: Origins.
>Fat, manly jaw
>Fat chin
>Big dumbo ears
>Fat cheeks
>Stupid eyes
With Ashley Burch voicing Aloy that guarantees the fact that I will never purchase this fucking game.
>>377615267
Yeah yeah fuck off you little drone. Go jerk off to her pictures or something or go buy the latest Madden you stupid cunt.
>>377615348
She's hot so how is that an insult?
>>377612703
Imagine being so butthurt about a voice actor
>>377614740
Step aside
>>377612703
Hey this is a video game board. Why are you posting real life pic?
>>377615457
>Hot
Yeah if you like boys who pretend they're women.
>>377615267
Get back in your cuck shed Anthony, your sister is a slag.
>>377615619
Anthony Burch wouldn't post here, I'm way too busy
Aloy is ugly.
>>377614876
>b-but Zelda
Nigger I don't even have a fucking Switch, your """"waifu"""" looks like a man. Not even an attractive man at that
>>377615551
Lara Croft is GOAT
>>377615304
Haha, she really does. I was wondering what she kept reminding me of.
Also, Horizon was shit.
this is the ideal figure and design for a vidya female. you may not want to admit it, but this is what perfection looks like
>>377612703
ehh I kinda like her I guess
>>377615837
You mean Microbreast McNag-a-lot?
Alloy is terrible, so is nu-Lara. Fuck you faggots for ruining exploration and adventure games because you have shit taste in women.
>all of her armor are trash in design except for the shield-weaver
>the armor you pretty much get by the end of the game
wow....
>>377614876
Fucking Injustice 2 has better looking woman than Horizon and Nether realm has no fucking clue how to make female faces.
>People actually thought this game would be remembered
It'll be a worthless footnote in history that everybody will forget about until Horizon 2, which will sell one million copies less and be "just okay". The Switch, Nioh, Nier Automata, and...what was that other game that came out? Horizon? Dawn Horizon Zero?
>>377616068
>Implying you wouldn't fuck Lara
>>377616364
I would. Does that mean I still find her less attractive and interesting of a character compared to old Lara? It absolutely does.
Shut the fuck up and pay for games that are actually good you neanderthal.
>>377614876
i don't get this picture
>>377616363
>It's going to he forgotten guys, a-anyday now!
I feel like I've been seeing this for like 3 months now
>Nier, Nioh
>Remembered
KEK
>>377616467
>you neanderthal
>tfw you almost look like one
remov!
>>377615837
>>377616364
I wouldn't fuck Lara, because she's a fictional video game character who doesn't exist, therefore sexual intercourse with her is impossible
>>377612703
I know I did
>>377614876
but 97 is a bigger number than 89
I dun get it
>>377616589
T H I C C
>>377616520
It has been forgotten at least on /v/, the only people who keep "discussion" alive are 2-3 shitposters and/or shills.
>>377616589
BRAAAAAAAAP
>>377616520
I have literally not seen a single person online talking about this piece of shit besides that one graphicsfag sharing 360p Webms and like three threads on the day the game released. Every other thread made by Horizonfags is them acting persecuted because their shit open world game got a 9.5 from their god Jim Sterling yet BotW sold more on a system with less than 10% of the number of units the PS4 has. Your game is ass
>>377614876
>deleted
did you just realize 89 is a smaller number than 97?
>>377612703
Sony saved western games
>>377616982
>on /v/
>basing a game's legacy on /v/ activity
No wonder you think Nioh will be remembered
>>377616721
Because one side is bitching over the other while the other side feels perfectly fine with the score they got.
Now imagine which.
>>377616589
If the jew who is the director of this game is so left wing and against sexism why is he showing perfect butts?
>>377617167
Maybe it's because you people overreact to everything?
>>377617129
I imagine the side bitching is aloy because she literally can't go a single thread without mentioning zelda?
>>377617167
>>377617226
Or maybe because MUH EMPOWERMENT
>>377612703
>literally just 3rd person Farcry with some SJW pandering sprinkled in
Shit sucks
>>377612703
>no barefoot costume
shitgame shitwaifu
>>377617381
nah you can't say that because then that just makes you a nintendo fanboy
>>377617226
it's a simple question: the camera is focusing on her ass more than many japanese games that the leftists call "sexist".
"It's ok when a leftist does it" ?
>>377617381
>Farcry
>No guns
Now that's a weird far cry
>>377617257
Nope it is the opposite. I implore you to notice that Zelda is always mentioned within Horizon threads not vice versa.
In other words Zelda fans come to Horizon threads and not the other way around.
Zelda fans are insecure about Horizon not the other way around.
See the picture yet?
Horizon threads always start out with how much people like something in horizon and then someone feels the need to shit on horizon for no good reason whatsoever. At best some subjective opinion by a person who never played the game.
>>377612703
Horizon has literally 0(zero) things going for it besides graphics. Everything else (story, music, gameplay, waifus, atmosphere) is beaten by every other release this year.
>>377617492
>“Okay in about 1 minute in we'll point the camera at her ass to show we didn't fuck with it”
>>377617604
You're really torn by the fact that people like one thing and not the other aren't you?
Seek help, you get too emotional over what games people like.
>>377617825
She'll turn up in The Lost Legacy right? RIGHT?
>>377617508
Sounds kindaPrimal
>>377617825
So flat.
>>377617958
If you meant Primal you should have said Primal
When you say “Far Cry” most people think about shooting, exotic locations and evil but lovable dictators
>>377617825
Why does she look so.. smudgy? Her skin looks -really- fake there, what the hell.
>>377615304
>With Ashley Burch voicing Aloy
Wait, really? Holy shit. I used to watch her videos and I had no idea. When did her voice get so husky?
>>377612703
Finally...the perfect manjaw
>>377617604
>You: Aloy is cute!
>Anon: Zelda's cuter lmao *leaves*
>You: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why are you so easily offended by zelda?
>>377612703
Tediously dull game with world design equal to Fallout 4.
>fat manface
>the body of a 10 year old boy
>perfect
LOL, let me post a real woman OP
>>377617818
Not torn about anything. I think you should seek help because you keep pushing your Zelda religion in spaces that has nothing to do with your Zelda religion.
Why enter a thread for a game you don't like and start talking shit about it and talk shit about Horion?
Nobody gave a shit about this game a week after it came out. How can one game be so forgettable?
>>377618301
What did you say about Fallout 4™ anon?
Open up so we can talk about it
>>377618330
>>377618553
>>377618358
>s-stop talking trash about horizon meanies :_:
No one fucking cares about your shitty ass game, it isn't just Zeldafags.
>>377618330
>>377618553
>>377618669
Body of a 12 year old girl, original Lara was a real woman.
Wouldn't you lay down next to her?
>>377618669
>>377618330
Show me a boy with skin as succulent as Aloy
>>377618891
she is cute and sexy but you fat basement dwellers are very creep
>>377618769
>No one fucking cares about your shitty ass game, it isn't just Zeldafags.
Yet you are still here spending all of your time shitting on it huh?
>>377618358
Oh aren't you the special little snowflake.
Everyone here gets shit, it's fair game, but oh no lets put up a protective barrier for Horizon and it's two anons that still acknowledge it's existence because they're feeling might get hurt.
I know you just came from reddit and you're trying to settle in thinking this is the same as your hugbox, so just do yourself and everyone else a favor and lurk for two years before posting.
>>377616168
>not wearing the midriff armor exclusively
>>377618983
well, you guys are the ones creating bait and then bumping your own threads for a reaction
don't come crying when those reactions come
>>377618771
Yeah, sure looks like a 12 year old LMAO
Meanwhile Gayloy has tits the size of a mosquito bite.
>>377619174
>>377618289
>>377619290
Wow you are projecting like crazy.
I never said it wasn't fair game to shit on horizon or anything i just wanted reality to be understood that Horizon gets shit on constantly and not Zelda.
Zelda fans are super insecure about Horizon since they keep mentioning it like a religion.
What is so terrifying about that?
You may call it bait because you don't agree but that doesn't mean it is any less of your own insecurity at play.
You keep coming to these threads to shit on horizon yet you have never played it nor do you wish to.
The Zelda religion is almost unstoppable on /v/ right now.
This is merely reality that i am stating.
what game
>>377615491
kek
>>377616589
what game is that??
>>377620515
But you know it is true
>>377620000
>quads wasted
>>377620000
>Horizon gets shit on constantly and not Zelda.
>not Zelda
>not Zelda
You couldn't be any more wrong, Zelda has become a huge target ever since it's high scores came out. The generals are dead now and all is left is the threads trying to bring the game down, at least with Horizon it's in a positive light, but with Zelda it's all just to start an attack against nintendo.
Also, why would zelda fans be insecure over horizon in the slightest? 99% of Zelda fans don't even know what the fuck Horizon is, it's just the small minority of dedicated autists that you're generalizing to make out the entire fanbase, that is called ignorance.]
Zelda has outscored and outsold horizon, Zelda is still selling many copies while horizon isn't even in the top 5 best selling of the month any more I don't think, what reason do zeldafags have for being insecure over horizon? Nothing, you just like to tell yourself that because it makes you feel better about yourself, that's sad, sad and petty.
And it's always zelda you point to, zelda zelda zelda. Yes Zelda is brought up but whenever it's just some guy saying the game wasn't good, it's always "Fucking zeldafag!" "nintenbros get off my board!" like jeez you can't even comprehend the fact that people who couldn't give two shits about zelda think horizon looks bad. No! It's GOT to be zeldafags! There's no other explanation!
Grow up. You guys were the one trying to compare Horizon to Zelda and in the end Zelda blew Horizon out of the water, you asked for it, you got the response, and now you cry.
Pathetic.
>>377620000
Fuck you retard
>>377616364
This is not what she looks like in-game.
>>377620991
>Projection: The post
Hahahahahahahahahahah maybe you should lurk moar bitch.
>Horizon: Zero Sales
LOL
take your sjw garbage to neogaf, reddit faggot
>>377617167
You faggots overreact about everything.
Chloe has a nice ass. Just jack off and shut off your mind.
>>377620000
The only fucking person mentioning Zelda is you retard
>>377621208
nintoddIer spotted
>>377621207
>n-n-n-nice projection, I'm going to laugh at u now, bich
you don't even know what to say anymore so you resort to this sad excuse of a response, I clearly see you waving the white flag, you can't even refute any of my points
>>377618185
No idea, anon. You tell me.
>>377620000
>this zelda fanbase headcannon
your victim complex is astounding, you creating this campfire story of the da evil zelda boogeyman
you do realize everyone thinks horizon is shit and it's not just zelda fans right?
Why is Horizon so shit bros? What would it take for Sony to publish an actually good game that's not a blatant cashgrab or some Ueda artsy walking sim?
>>377621696
Well Tekken 7 is coming out soon and that series started off on playstation so that technically counts, right?
>>377621804
Sure but I meant first party titles.
>>377621696
>Scored well
>sold well
>fanbase likes it
>no controversies
>but it's shit because I say so
>>377621910
well
um
err
...
>>377620991
>>377621002
>>377621270
>>377621361
>>377621543
Toddlers don't respond well to reality do they?
These are simply facts of the matter. Horizon threads have been filled with shitposters since it was announced that zelda and horizon would launch so close to eachother.
On /v/ Zelda is 10 times more popular as evident by all the threads about Zelda every single day. Horizon still has threads somewhat often but not 5-10 every day like Zelda.
This only strengthens the theory that the shitposting in Horizon threads come from Zeldaists. If it wasn't obvious enough from the obvious Zelda religion posts we see constantly.
E3 is closing in now and they are still claiming that E3 was won by Nintendo in 2016. The Zeldaists seem to forget that not everyone thinks Zelda is interesting so they definetly didn't win E3 on that title alone.
However their delusions would have you know otherwise.
The insecurity hasn't subsided yet but i can tell you that i am prepared for those times to come any day now.
>>377622023
well yeah, he's allowed to dislike things.
>>377622023
>scored well
89 is okay.
>sold well
Best sold first party, that's great
>fanbase likes it
No such thing as a fanbase, it was already forgotten
>no controversies
Except for being SJW crap
>it's shit because I say so
It's shit because it is.
>>377622193
>No such thing as a fanbase, it was already forgotten
Yet here we are talking about it
>SJW
Aww little cutie is intimidated by girls again!
>It's shit because it is
It's good because I say so :^)
>>377622070
You haven't addressed any of my statements, you're just being a parrot and repeating the same tinfoil hat chants of zelda communists reigning this entire board.
Nothing in this post addresses the posts you responded too, you just like hearing yourself talk.
To call this feminist propaganda is doing an incredible injustice to the game. HZD does not have a feminist agenda, or even focusing on Egalitarianism.
The themes of HZD, to name a few is to let your curiosity and conscious lead you rather than tradition, which is what Aloy embodies as a protagonist. She uses her reason and intelligence as her guide, rather than rules.
If you play the game, you will see that Aloy trashes both the Carja AND Nora traditions of blind worship, "it's a ball of light in the sky," or "this is not a goddess, this is a door."
The overarching theme is the morality of sharing knowledge. The scope of the game broadens just as Aloy's world does. There are enough reasons on both sides to argue the pros and cons of sharing knowledge and acting upon your smarts. The latter is clearly stated at the very end of the game.
>>377622070
>historical revisionism
Every fucking time
Nintendo won 2016 E3 with just Zelda under any metric you want to look at, from media buzz and attention to actual attendance of their stand, I know that you've been on 4chan for quite some time and can circlejerk with whatever niche agrees with you while avoiding broader debates like Kojima said, but you can't rewrite history, SONYGGER.
>>377612930
>duplicate threads
>on MY /v/?!
>>377622430
Umm... That's not how it works sweetie
Viral marketers don't even try anymore
>>377622610
Oh yes it works through unsourced polls from some playstation magazine obviously
>>377622070
>post starts with "toddlers"
stopped reading there.
you didn't listen to a single word in any of those posts did you? you really lack self awareness.
they spotted your predictable personality traits and in this post alone you showed many symptoms of it, proving them right.
what an embarrassing human being, you should be happy this is all anonymous.
>>377622706
>Literally doesn't know what IGN looks like
>>377622793
>Some IGN poll is more important than hundreds of publications and the entirety of twitter
Desperate
>>377622373
>>377622430
>>377622785
*Deflects reality*
Stop acting like you wouldn't bang her you idiots
>>377622902
>An actual poll on the biggest gaming website in the world is not enough but people spamming “NINTENDO WON WITH ONE GAYME!!”
>>377622982
>says the kid pretending that anyone cares about Horizon anymore
Ironic
>>377622982
Are you going to make any kind of intelligent and reasonable statement, or are you going to keep posting actions and calling everyone toddlers?
>>377618891
>Samwise Gamyi is a tranny now
IS NOTHING SACRED GODDAMN YOU ALL?!!!
>>377622785
>>377622982
man this is fucking rich
>>377623072
>actual poll
>he still thinks any poll is legit
And Hillary was going to win amirite? I mean the polls said so.
>>377623047
anon have you literally fucked a gorilla?
because that's the kind of standards you need to have to not only find that thing attractive but want to fuck it
what the hell is going on here?
>>377623163
Technically she did get more votes
>>377623271
What can I say? I find her really attractive. Thats my taste, thats how I feel.
>>377623047
I've seen more attractive people in homeless shelters.
Also her porn is shit.
>>377615587
>literally an actual woman
>haha its a boy pretending
Nor him but, So do you like, just jack off to actual traps because thry pretend to be girls or something? Birch is CLEARLY female anon.
>>377623378
No, anon, this is your taste.
>>377623354
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
But did she win?
>>377612703
Wrong pic
>>377623563
America didn't
>>377615551
shit taste confirmed
>>377621207
Thats wierd. Your pic looks like this girl:
>>377623610
But I'm not talking about if Trump is good for America (he's not, neither was Clinton btw)
I'm saying that polls have little importance when reality sets in, and now that the dust has settled, Zelda is the superior game, sold more and got more praise.
Zelda won despite the polls :)
>>377623081
>>377623115
The Zelda religion everybody. Vertical rejection of stated facts.
Proof of my previous statements came as predicted:
>>377623563
>>377622902
>>377612703
Exemplary not perfection OP
>>377623823
I'm not disputing that Zelda was game of show I'm just saying it didn't win the e3 for Nintendo by itself
>>377623864
>stated facts
>a game that sold less and got worse scores is better because Sony
>stated facts
>>377623608
Now THIS....THIS is perfection anon
>>377615828
The irony is that the girl in the OP literally looks like a man. She looks like Bully.s
>>377623972
Mention a game that garnered more attention, Zelda was mentioned twice as much as any other game.
>>377623610
It never does
>>377624001
When was that even part of the post?
This is the projection i have been talking about people. Further proof of their insecurity.
>>377624183
Further proof of your insecurity mon, I didn't pick the losing horse.
Keep praising Horizon lmao
>this rhread
Anyone have that picture of the two asses shitting at each other outside of the computer screens?
>>377624107
Yeah, that means it was game of show, the other companies actually brought other games with them, which means better OVERALL coverage. I don't know why that's so hard for people to understand
>>377624107
First of all you have to inspect the circumstances here. It was in America with all the american journalists.
We all know they love Zelda so they had a lot to talk about.
This means nothing in the grand scope of E3. Zelda in itself doesn't count for more games than itself. Even Microsoft had a better E3 showing.
why does /v/ never ever learn
>>377612703
Perfection indeed. This is what a beautiful woman looks like.
>>377620000
Fuck off leaf.
>>377624460
Don't talk about what I don't like!
>>377612703
>Redhead girl
>Perfect girl
Pick one
>>377618330
>no cleavage visible
What a fucking downgrade from the original Lara.
>>377624441
Desperate.
>>377624725
>Redhead girls
>Not perfect
Pick one
>>377624785
What about people who don't care about Zelda. Like people who was never into the games etc.
Do you think a new Call of Duty is a bigger thing than Zelda? It most definetly is looking at sales numbers alone.
How will you spin this one? Call of duty had less social media talk about it than Zelda but it is still vastly more popular and a bigger reason for winning E3 than Zelda ever will be.
Must just be /v/tendogaf logic again...
>>377625161
>Sales numbers
>For a game series that is literally released every year on multiple consoles
Not even who you're responding to, but I felt a strong desire to point out how retarded you are.
>>377625554
Exactly. It is released every year yet it sells way more than Zelda.
>>377612703
The word you're looking for is pretentiousness.
>>377625740
You are very stupid. I'm not going to entertain your stupidity any longer.
>>377620392
Uncharted mate. Probably the Lost Legacy dlc.
>>377612703
>it's another let's try and sell our mediocre at best game by pushing our shit female MC as waifu bait episode.