Who's gonna fuck up E3 the hardest?

Microsoft unless they have some amazing announcement they're holding onto.

Its literally going to be an entire conference about Scorpio.

>>377609475
Bethesda.

MS and Nintendo are bringing their A game, Sony might have a few surprises. Ubisoft will be fine this yea, Bethesda will bomb though.

>>377609706
Literally all they have to do is announce the next Elder Scrolls and people will go apeshit. Like just show a logo.

>>377609551
It's always easy to pick on MS considering they would probably do this. I'm always excited to see new tech, granted I hope they have some games to back Scorpio up besides 4K multiplats.

>>377609706
>Bethesda

They have a new Wolfenstein and Evil Within under their belt. I think they'll be fine.

>>377609706
Ubisoft fails by default every time they push out girl wood on stage.

I'm expecting nothing more of it being another Just Dance conference.

>>377609475
Nintendo and Microsoft.
They don't have anything new.

PC Gaming Show

>>377610047
>Nintendo and Microsoft.
>They don't have anything new.


What are you smoking? Microsoft has the Scorpio and games line-up, Nintendo has their first E3 with a new console, which means lots of games announcements.

>>377609551
I think Microsoft will try to grab a lot of multiplatform announcement.

Remember back in 2015 when Sony had Last Guardian, FFVII remake and Shenmue 3? They had fucking NOTHING for that Holiday season yet people still said they won E3 because they went hard on people's soft spots. If DMC5 gets announced at E3 I honestly think Microsoft might snag the announcement, its one of those "dream games" for a lot of people so it would earn them brownie points.

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>>377609475
Xbox will shit the bed again

>>377610047
>They have nothing new
Sounds like you're just shitposting.

I can't see how anybody can be worse than Ubisoft. These are the same stupid cunts that insist on opening every event with a song and dance much to the displeasure of everybody watching.

EA will be the worst but that is just pandering to their audience.

>>377610316
>Holiday season
You do know E3 doesn't have anything to do with how the platform is doing at that time right? It has to do with who did E3 the best.

Stop conflating what winning E3 means.

Microsoft
Unless they have some interesting new IP it will be a boring scorpio fest

PC
Its the most boring nothing-show

>>377610602
I expect they will have RDR2 dominating their show

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I can't wait for Ubisoft to do a LARP multiplayer bullshot demo for one of their reskinned games.

I find the idea of a company "winning" E3 to be fucking stupid. This is like saying "This company advertised to be the best!"

>>377610963
Everything is a contest.

>>377610963
>"This company advertised to be the best!"
What do you think E3 is?

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>>377610963
Its just for fun anon. Anyone that takes E3 seriously is a moron.

>>377609475
In terms of the big three? Probably Microsoft. Nintendo can start announcing more Switch stuff/showing off already revealed games, Sony has The Last of Us 2 and another Uncharted(?), and Microsoft has...fuck all. I mean, I don't think they have a new Halo ready, and the only thing I can think of is that might be neat is that KI might have a new character/Season 4 of DLC.

EA will fuck up in terms of companies. It's always sportsshit and disappointing FPSes with them. Bethesda has DOOM, Wolfenstein, and whatever else, and even Ubisoft catches people's attention with Ghost Recon.

I'm just waiting for Bethesda to drop TES VI out of nowhere, I've waited enough

Microsoft or EA

Capcom with SFV. The Street Fighter 30th big announcement will probably another batch of costumes instead of an extra character or a revamp.

>>377612034
EA is not fair
Because an EA conference that would give everything to EA fans would be the worst conference judged by anyone with taste

I hope microsoft doesn't fuck up with the Scorpio
We need some competition for the PS4 since nintendo has gone full retard.

>>377609551
>>377610316
Spencer confirmed they have some AAA exclusives that they will announce. Playground Games became two studios and while one team worked on Forza Horizon 3 the other team worked on something else - a non-racing game.

>>377610963
Don't use spoilers as surprise boxes.

thats the magic of E3
you'll never know who's gonna be shit
>microsoft
can be an impresive show if they manage to show GAMES for scorpio, it can be also be a borning spec fest
>EA & Ubisoft
those are shit by default, specially Ubisoft
>sony
they understand how to make people excited now, its weird cause they used to have meh tier E3s like 4 years ago, but it can turn to be shit if they get too cocky
>bethesda
they can release a fucking skyrim logo and their drones will be loosing their minds, probably gonna be meh
>nintendo
its a mixed bag, can be pretty good, can be pretty shit, i feel like nintendo doesnt even understand their fanbase, that can be good or bad, it depends
>pc talk show
>talk show
>wining anything
no matter what, this is gonna happen
>microsoft anounces games that only xbots like
>the 3 xbots from this board gonna say that Microsoft won
>sony anounces game that only sonyfags can like
>sonyfags will say that sony won
>nintendo releases a game that only nintendofags like
>nintendofags will say that nintendo won
>bunch of falseflaggers on every side
every single year

>>377610241
>Microsoft has the Scorpio and games line-up
>being this delusional

Yeah so what "games" are they going to be showing.

>inb4 multiplats that nobody cares about because they'll be getting them on PS4 anyway

For every DECENT...not even good...DECENT X1 exclusive there's at least 3 PS4 exlcusives and at least 2 Nintendo exclusives that are better. Just face it MS ate shit and X1 is a failure. I'll at least give them credit for sticking by their failure though, unlike Nintendo prematurely launching another console early, just like the Wii U kek retards never learn.

>>377614941
dude brand loyalty lmao

>>377614609
>no matter what, this is gonna happen
That shit is why I watch E3 with /v/ then leave for a while until it calms down again.

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>>377614941
>Yeah so what "games" are they going to be showing.

As an idort Microsoft has potential to have one of the best conferences if Sony and Nintendo just plan to rev up what they have already shown. People forget Microsoft didn't show off anything new last year and saved it all for Scorpio launch.

-Ori and the Will of the Wisp
-Shadow of the Tomb Raider
-Forza Motorsports 7
-Crackdown 3
-Some new Halo annoucement that isn't Halo 6
-State of Decay 2
-Sea of Thieves

These are all the guaranteed ones we know of EXCEPT maybe the new Tomb Raider. Which is a solid lineup tbqh.

Hoping Sony has some fun VR games and Mario Odyssey ends up being GOTY.

>>377615604
>Literally what
>shit
>DUDE CARS
>Shit
>Dude HALO!
>Only ok title they have
>Literally what

>>377614941
Damn sony fans are really rabid haters of everything else

>>377609475
Out of the big three Microsoft has the most to worry about, given that they have to make up for the lost confidence in canceling half their games and make sure the Scorpio isn't another $599 PS3.

Sony just needs to show more gameplay of what they teased last year and Nintendo needs to show off a better games line up.

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>>377615781

(You)

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>>377610241
>Nintendo has their first E3 with a new console, which means lots of games announcements.

Nintendo has already tired to temper expectations by admitting they will only be focusing on games releasing this year. So that's basically ARMS, Splatoon 2, and Mario (Xenoblade 2 will likely be delayed).

>>377614609
As much as I hate Ubisoft, they give the most E3 presentations in terms of good cringe.

>>377617114
If Mario is playable, it doesn't fucking matter and you know it. People will still cum in their pants and talk about nothing else, just like with Zelda last year.

>>377615323
Nice argument.

>>377615604
>Literally what
>another Tomb Raider game
>another shitty racing game
>Crackdown is interesting
>another fucking Halo game
>I'll give you this
>another shitty game nobody has heard of or care about

So out of all that shit you named 2 games people would actually be looking forward too.

>>377615794
>mention that Nintendo has 2 good exclusives for every 1 decent X1 exclusive
>somehow that makes me a rabid hater of everything not Sony

You're delusional son.

capcom by not announcing dragon's dogma 2 or dmc 5

>>377617469
> unlike Nintendo prematurely launching another console early, just like the Wii U kek retards never learn.
right

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>>377614609
>i feel like nintendo doesnt even understand their fanbase
I think it's true as far as Metroid is concerned. I'd be happy if Retro is working on a new IP though.
>>377609475
Of the big 3? Definitely Microsoft. I think the Scorpio or whatever their next Xbox is going to be is going to flop. The only way I can see it become successful is if they throw a lot of money behind Halo and make the series great again.

I bet on Ubisoft.

Last year they had an interesting game that was then overshadowed by BotW having its core mechanic as a mini game.
What happens in years, in which they don't even have an interesting game?

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>>377617557
I'm not expecting anything but I'm still going to be disappointed

It's obviously EA and if you don't think so you've never followed E3:
Ubisoft while being cheesy at least announce games that might be good once patched;
Bethesda same as Ubisoft except people who think Bethesda will fix their games are delusional;
Microsoft will have Cuphead which will save them from losing the few fans they have left;
Sony will show Crash and FFVII Remake somehow forgetting to mention that the latter is split into epissodes and releasing in 2020;
Nintendo will show Mario Odyssey which alone could pull off a BotW at E3, and it's not the only game they're bringing

>>377617114
>Treehouse
Why do they do this? It's always boring as fuck

>Pokemon Treehouse last year
>Spends 5 minutes of translating to inform us pokemon are in the grass and how the camera angles change during battles

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>>377617453
You're probably right. Even the media is portraying Nintendo in a positive light these days, so it's not hard to picture them "winning" E3 two years in a row with only one game.

We may have reached the point where it really is okay when Nintendo does it.

>>377617583
>give them a compliment while acknowledging they shit the bed...twice

Somehow that makes me a hater? I literally just gave them a compliment before that it's not my fault they keep doing retarded shit regardless of how many decent exclusives they have retard. I'm not some blind Nintendo fan just like I realized how hard Sony shit the bed repeatedly with the PS3. I call shit how I see it cuck.

>>377609475
>Microsoft
If they have no exclusive to sell there new console or if the Scorpio's price is too expensive
>Nintendo
Same reason as the switch needs more games to bring people in
>Sony
If they can't give 2017 release dates to some of the big games they showed off last year or if they spend too much time on vr
>Bethesda
If what they show off isn't impressive or substantial enough to carry their show like last year
>Ubisoft
Same as Bethesda esspecially since Assassins creed skipped a year. Everyone is going to expect an improvement. Also give release dates
>PC
Who cares it will probably be shit like last year

Out of the big 3? Microsoft is the one I am banking on to not deliver anything worthwhile.

As a whole? EA. They always have the worst presentation out of all of them.

>>377618074
>good once patched

You mean once the uplay garbage has been removed?

>>377618565
>I call shit how I see it
I'm doing the same

It's just fucking a cringe-fest sometimes

remember that spastic guy that announced some indie ps4 title with his red little puppet. Guy looked like he was about to shit his pants and drop the spaghetti

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>microsoft has scorpio and probably some other shit
>sony is going to push vr hard, probably show off more gow4
>nintendo will announce a game or two but mostly focus on the shit they announced last time
>ea has DUDE SPORTS and bioware's public image plummeted after andromeda
>bethesda has all of id's shit under their belt to play with, may announce a new elder scrolls or something to that degree

If it would have betrayed any of my expectations, I would have said EA. For now, I'll probably pin it on Microsoft.

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>Microsoft
can be an impresive show if they manage to show GAMES for scorpio, it can be also be a borning spec fest
>EA & Ubisoft
those are shit by default, specially Ubisoft
>Sony
Death Stranding
>Bethesda
they can release a fucking skyrim logo, new Wolfenstein
>Nintendo
some weebshit

>>377618565
Misusing words like this should be a bannable offence.

>>377619148
>weebshit
>mario

>>377618924

I whole heartedly expect EA to have a horrible conference. They have nothing. We are going to see Battlefield Vietnam and that's it outside of sports.

Unravel, Mirrors Edge, and Andromeda all flopped regardless of being decent games. EA is going to stick to their money makers and it's going to be lame as fuck. Also that whatever Need for Speed Underground sequel nobody wanted is coming too.

>>377618431
>Why do they do this?

To make up for not having an actual conference. That godforsaken card /v/ sent them didn't help either.

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>>377619284
That's like 1000% weebshit

The answer is ALWAYS Nintendo, because nobody has worthwhile expectations for Microsoft or any of the publisher shows. Personally, I can't wait for Nintendo to only show Mario, Splatoon, and Arms at E3, because anyone who bought a Wii 2.0 deserves to be openly ridiculed and mocked for their blind stupidity.

>>377618431
>Why do they do this?
What? Play and show some games?

>>377619987
Do you honestly think that them showing only these will make people mad? Just mario is enough for people to praise them, just like BotW

>>377620153
I know it will cause Metroid, F-Zero, etc, fans to go completely feral, so that is good enough for me.

>>377618662
>>377619282
>mfw people are actually this fucking stupid

>>377610142
We're getting a Platinum Games port announced at E3 though.

>>377614941
Nigger they're not going to E3 without exclusives.

You know this event exists to announce games and that's what they're gonna do, dumb Sonyrandy.

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>>377620946
>We're getting a Platinum Games port announced at E3 though.

>>377621045
>being a literal brain dead nigger

I feel so sorry for you.

Mario Oddesey delayed.

>>377620946
What would it be? The only game remotely normalfag friendly enough for a big announcement was Vanquish and that's already done

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cant wait for e3, not even that hyped for the games but the threads are comfy

Why is E3 such a big thing? Isn't it just a bunch of big publishers announcing the next Call of Duty or Assassin's Creed?
I've never quite understood the ALL of the hype behind the event, but I guess it might be more of a console thing.

>>377617283
well.. yeah, I kinda see your point
now that I think about it, I always try to not miss Ubisoft conference for all the cringe material

>>377621393
t.no fun allowed

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This will be the year Sony fucks up. Nothing new to show. VR VR VR. Another Kojimbles trailer for a game not out in 2020. And 30 minutes of COD and Destiny. And Neofag pretending they won after Nintendmination.

>>377621393
>a bunch of big publishers announcing the next Call of Duty or Assassin's Creed

That's just the boring part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bao5lasziLQ

If MCC isn't announced on PC I'm ending it.

>>377621562
Should be the other way around becasue ps4 won

>>377621393
The hype is silly, it's just a big marketing event and so the actual shows don't matter, but given that new games get announced at E3 it's not surprising that people are interested in it

>>377621393
You know, there's some people that actually like games and waiting any shit that they prefer
Even I'm waiting for AC and I don't give a fuck what you're thinking about it, because I like games and play anything that is good and fun for me. Just hope that this E3 Sony actually shows something and not just fucking shit like Naughty Dog games or God of War, something more like Armored Core and Tenchu for instance

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>>377621562
>VR VR VR.
And this is bad how? You'd rather see them drop support for yet ANOTHER hardware instead?

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Ubisoft
Not that they will fuck up E3 persay
but they will do what they always do
by releasing trailers for games thatll end up broken

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>>377621562
Does it really matter what Sony shows?

They have marketing rights for Cod, Destiny 2 and RDR 2 and will announce an exclusive game from From Software and probably other surprises as well.


/v/ will always downplay everything or hate everything they show

It's not like it really matters, for the average normie consumer, Sony only exists and if they get their Spiderman, God of War and dudebro games, Sony easily wins for them.

Sony will easily win e3

Sony is literally obliterating the competition, over 60 million consoles sold and they are projecting to sell a total of 80 million consoles by March 2018.

Your opinion doesn't matter /v/

You are irrelevant /v/

Sony has the normie and weeab crowd, and if both get the games they want, they will easily win.

>>377618074
>Nintendo will show Mario Odyssey which alone could pull off a BotW at E3
nah, and im aware that mario sells more than zelda
mario sells well thanks to soccer moms and manchildren, zelda sells for nostalgiafags and we gamers amirite fags
E3 is filled with the later and that caused the last years event

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>>377621393
It's fun seeing "professionals" make total asses out of themselves live on stage. Unfortunately, they seem to have gotten their collective shit together last year. I don't remember hearing about any major faux pas, at least.

>>377609706

>Nintendo
>A game

Breath of the wild is already out, no other games are for shitch

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>>377621827

Two estrogen pills have been placed in your account

>>377621920
Are you triggered?

Also, who makes those pics? they are cringe as fuck

>>377618736
nigga Ill cut you, he was cute af

how many days until e3?

>>377609985
source?

>>377621612
>that compilation of virgins weeb faggots

K E K

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>>377621827
>Sony has the normie and weeab crowd
They won't have the weeb crowd for long when Switch outsells the PS4 and eats the Vita for breakfast. Besides, the reason why nobody cares about Sony is that the announce games that won't come out for 2-5 years, sometimes longer.

>>377617114
Xenoblade won't be delayed

>>377621785
>t. i know about ubisoft games because of the memes

>>377622103
Want to see COD compilations instead? It's full of virgin 12 y/o, that's more relevant to you.

>>377621874
You seem to forget that this year E3 is open to anyone

>that feel when this is the first year Im sitting out E3

Whats more funny is that E3 is just now opening to the public again because they know they dont have anything to show anymore. Look at last year. It was a pretty empty conference floor. Nintendo had shit and Sony had just trailers.

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>>377622109
>Switch outsells the PS4

PFFFT HAHAHAHAHA

>>377609551
>>377609985
>>377610419
These.
Nintendo and Sony are in pretty safe spots right now, and Microsoft pretty much has jackshit.

>>377622347
MCC on PC.

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>>377622109
>Censored notHandheld will eat anything but Nintendo crap
LMAO

So do we start making the bingo chart now or later?

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>>377609985

>>377622109
LOL got some catching up to do there buddy the PS4 is at 60 million units sold. Good luck switch lololol

>>377622447
THIS
and report cards templates
why theres no report cards/bingo threads when E3 is just around the corner, damn it

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>>377622308
>>377622402
>>377622515
>they laugh when the PS4 couldn't even outsell the fucking 3DS 240p machine
Who's laughing now, idiots. Handhelds always outsell consoles. PS4 is going nowhere in Japan which means I'll get all my weeb games on my Switch. Nintendo won everything when the 3DS killed the Vita.

>>377622726
>I'll get all my weeb games on my Switch.
I hope you're not an EOP.

>>377622726
3DS was released two years ago before ps4, and PS4 is gonna outsold it pretty soon.

>Nintendo won everything

kek

>>377609475
Microsoft is going to announce that Fable Legends and Scalebound are back in developement by entirely different studios with style of games totally changed.
Nobody will be impressed.

>>377614609
Who cares about how many games MS announces, only 20% of them are going to ever see the light of day.

>>377609739
Pretty much this

Unless they go all out and do a good job showing off those new IPs they are gonna need to at least acknowledge ES6

With Nintendo releasing the Switch and MS releasing Scorpio does that mean Sony is going to release a new console soon? I really want the PS4 to last a bit longer. Don't want to drop money on a new console.

>>377609475
Konami

They are going to be opening Pachinko parlors in the west

>>377609475

>Dice

HEY GUYS WE GOT BATTLEFIELD NAPOLEON

Better question

What will Aishya meme this time?

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>>377622701

Idk if anyone will, there might be some weaker shows than others, but it seems like most companies have something under their belt

If ubisoft doesnt do a fucking dance number this may be the best e3 we will have gotten in a while

>>377622974
Good I hope so those games looked very lame

Probably Microsoft
You know what EA will show so who cares. If they announce a game that alone will be a surprise same with Ubisoft.
Bethesda could be announcing evil within 2 and a new wolfenstien plus maybe an elder scrolls tease.
Nintendo will probably show a teaser for another sequel to thier old ass franchises and people will eat it up along with Mario.
Sony might actually have release dates for a lot of their games and will announce something more than likely. Either a new From game or capcom etc etc


But then there's Microsoft. Scorpio presentation will be all about how new games look better on it. Destiny 2, Assassins Creed Empire, Star Wars, that will be a good chunk of the presentation. Then they'll show off the games we know and another 343 Halo announcement which who fucking cares after 3 fuck ups. Maybe Rod Fergusson shows up to do something about Gears.

Unless they surprise the fuck out of everybody it already seems like a let down.

>>377615604
Crackdown and Sea of Thieves are OLD NEWS, super, duper old news, if they dare show those games during their E3 presentation and Cuphead then they can go fuck themselves forever.

>>377621827
>that spacing
I won't even bother reading

i've yet to be whelmed by a sony conference
at least when they announced sixaxis being a "4d controller" it was funny

>>377621393
I thoroughly enjoy getting neck deep in the hype, even if im heavily dissaponted, it will have been fun while i lasted

>>377622701
WHY IS NOBODY MAKING SQUILLIAM EDITS
IS /v/ REALLY DEAD?

>>377622220
> being this dillusional
I dont hate ubisoft, but they always have tendencies to have games that are broken when they are released, causing the game to be looked at critically and meme'd earlier than it should be if they were to release it with sufficient QA testing.

It has been Ubisoft for the past 6 years and I expect that to continue.

They're just going to announce more ClimbTowers OpenWorld: OutpostCapture BoringCombat reskins.

>>377623615
Those squilliam edits are always shitty. The only crowd sourced memes that are good are the video game covers

Ubisoft and their stupid "actual gameplay sessions" with dudes acting like they were in the navy rather than just some Rainhow Six matches. Like, dude, are you for real trying to push that as something cool to watch? It's just stupid, cringy and overdone

Probably Bethesda

Microsoft has a chance to redeem themselves by showing us why we should buy Scorpio with games

Sony's on their streak
And Nintendo's finally going in fresh and good, we haven't had this shit since 2014, everybody was too busy being disappointed that 2015 won't have Zelda and 2016 ONLY being Zelda and Pokémon SM

>Sony
>We'll now charge you even more money for the same kind of things you already used to have

>Thank you oh based Sony!
>Let me link my bank account straight to yours so that I can just keep my money flowing your way!

If this happens again I just might lose faith in humanity.

>>377609475
should I wait for it before buying a gaming system?

I want to play some fighting games and a fps or two since I miss the old days of halo 3 and gears of war


xbox seems dead, switch is for kids, ps4 seems to be king but PC has some neat shit with banter potential to play with friends just dont know if its worth building one(and I got no clue on how to build/buy)

>>377623937
>Probably Bethesda
Bethesda have completely and utterly failed as developers.
But I feel like they have still started to shape up as a somewhat decent publisher. Their E3 could end up good, provided they leave their own stuff out of it.

Where is Cuphead anyway? Wasn't that game showcased 2 E3s ago by Microsoft? I need my boss rush fix so badly

Anyone defending Ubisoft should be executed by being thrown into a pit of hungry centipedes.

They are a fucking disgusting company that just makes making the same fucking game over and over again. And the games are still somehow broken buggy messes.
It'a almost impressive how fucking terrible they are at the most basic shit.

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>>377609475

Microsoft, no brainer there

Everyone is expecting scorpio, scorpio, scorpio in some blind delusion that a more powerful system will beat the entirety of e3.

The only thing that will help them is new exclusives that AREN'T FPS or racing games. They have to branch out or they really will forever be labeled as the 'dudebroshooter' console.

>>377621827

Also all of this right here


Even if Sony does indeed WIN E3 yet again this year as they're poised to do shitposters will still act like they didn't or it was a fluke

To be fair I don't have anything against nintendo, they're doing well with the switch right now.

>>377624142
I thought it showed at last years E3.

EA is the safe bet to be utterly disappointing and boring. I will still grant Microsoft might be hiding a secret weapon or two.

Ubisoft is going to be bad but never fails to entertain. And this might end up being the last eccentric conference before the vivendi buyout for all we know.

I won't make a call on Bethesda because none of their franchises interest me. The first conference they did was at least well done.

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Only one developer can make Nintendo the winner of the E3 :^)

If Microsoft was to sell a $399, handheld Steam/Win10 machine.
Would you buy it?

>>377609880
>4k
>new tech

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>>377623787
You calling this shit?
Also what the fuck is a crowd sourced meme? Or actually, what is a non-crowd sourced meme? Memes are by definition crowd sourced.

>>377609551
Came here to post this. M$ never ever fails to disappoint in some colossal fashion.

>another year
>another no Animal Crossing
Sony wins again.

>>377624320
>handheld

Hell fucking no.
That shit would guaranteed have a battery life of like 2 hours if it was capable of playing anything from the past 3 years.

>>377624274
GameFreak developed no good game in the past 5 years, what are you smoking? Ironic shitposting is not funny

>>377624142
Development hell with a side of scope creep.

>>377624417
I mean the gifs

The still edits are usually pretty good, but when they make a whole bunch and loop em together, its fucking cancer

>>377618431
are you fucking serious

they played breath of the wild for 8 fucking hours and you're complaining about them playing pokemon for 5 minutes

>>377624541
>Wait actual days for shit to unlock: The game

Fuck off, weeb.

>>377611089
Well I don't think it's a surprise to anybody that /v/ is absolutely full of morons.

>>377610963
And it's all done for free.

>>377624218
>Even if Sony does indeed WIN E3 yet again
I never understand this. Just by virtue of having a press conference and having an orchestra on-stage, they win E3?

The past 2 years of Sony's E3s have been nothing but disappointments in terms of games.
It's either full of games that don't live up to the hype or games that aren't playable 2-3 years from when they're revealed.
Sonyfans are also the most angry when Nintendofans say BotW won E3 last year when it's even the absolute truth.
Orchestras don't win you E3, GAMES win you E3 and Zelda got the most attention.
>bbbbbut that's just one game
Watch Mario be the star of the show this E3 especially with general admission.

>>377624713
I'm not even sure what you mean by this since I am not overwhelmed by completionist OCD. It's just a chill game you play a bit every day. Pop in, check the mail, talk to some neighbors, check the shop, maybe do a little fishing.

>>377624864
Different strokes for different people i guess

Sure, Zelda got lots of attention but it was virtually the only game that Nintendo had there

Most of the buzz came from Sony, not like it matters, they are obliterating the competition.

Glad to see Sony and Nintendo doing fine, fuck MS.

>>377619987
>because anyone who bought a Wii 2.0 deserves to be openly ridiculed and mocked for their blind stupidity.
do you mean the WiiU, or the Switch?

>>377624864
>I never understand this. Just by virtue of having a press conference and having an orchestra on-stage, they win E3?
Id say it has more to do with the fucking industry shattering IP's that they have.

Each one of them are pushing the industry on every single front. Be it technical or otherwise.

>>377623269
thanks my man

>>377626069
>Each one of them are pushing the industry on every single front.
What are you even talking about Detroit is just a movie, God of War is just The Last of us, etc.

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>>377624864
>Just by virtue of having a press conference and having an orchestra on-stage, they win E3?
Exactly Nintendownie. Because Nintendo decides to be cheap fucks they get treated as such.
>B-BUT MUH 5/10 OPEN WORLD MEME!!!!
Look who is all riled up and passive-aggressive.

>>377621827
This guy pretty much hit the nail right on its head.

/v/tendo's tastes are not even remotely close to the mainstream.

Even children get tired of cartoon games and want to play a realistic military shooter or an action game like what Sony has.

>>377609475
Bethesda and Ubisoft will probably be ok

Nintendo will be fine, as long as it's not 2015 all over again

Sony have usually pretty good since 2013, probably going to be good

The only person who will likely fuck up is Microsoft or EA.

>>377626330
>Detroit is just a movie
And the best goddamn of its genre to ever come out. What is your point?
>God of war is just the last of us
From the gameplay shown they are not even similar but just because the camera is positioned the way it is it is just the last of us amirite?

>>377609475
Thats all console wars are about these days. Who is the worst of them all?

>>377621562
last year people said it would be full of vr and the actual presentation maybe had 20 minutes all up with some games not being vr exclusive. vr for sony conferences is just what vita was a couple years ago.

>the meme has gone so far as to people actually wishing for bad presentations

>>377626692
This is why /v/ desperately needs mods who will do their jobs. This shit hole of a board is flooded with platform wars, shitposters and false flaggers.

>>377626692
im not wishing for bad presentations, but there's definitely gonna be bad presentations
theres' also nothing wrong with it, when Im talking about ubisoft having a shitty presentation i say it in a """good"" sense, I actually enjoy the cringe

wanting the oposite console manufactor to fail is pretty stupid tho

>>377626591
Yeah, can really tell it's Kratos from the way he rapes women and murders the fuck out of everything. Oh wait...

>>377609985
Wolfenstein i'll give you, but who the fuck, in their right minds, gives a flying diddly dick about Evil Within?

>>377624142
it was announced the same year as the xbox one and ever since all thats come out thats playable is a single level for games journalists to review. They say it is because they are adding more content but chances are the game is super broken and they are trying to fix it similar to how crackdown 3 shits itself any time a building falls.

>>377626991
>Rapes
Show me any point where Kratos rapes anyone ever.
He definetly murdered the fuck out of people in the E3 showcase last year. He punched the head off a monster.

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>>377623269
here is my card, can't wait to watch this shipwreck

>>377609706
>MS and Nintendo are bringing their A game
Microsoft doesn't even have Halo 6 there and Nintendo may not announce Metroid Dread. What A game do either have? (btw I'm a Xbox and Nintendo fan)

>>377626369
>Look who is all riled up and passive-aggressive
you?

>>377627259
No, he didn't. You hit a button and he enters animated states. That's not hack and slash, that's the last of us walk and talk cinematic movie shit and it doesn't belong in god of war. I don't care if you're a casual shiteater and you like those things, you can fuck off.

Sony will show Death Stranded(AKA MGS5 and Silent Hills)

It'll be no contest

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ubisoft
>starts with a horrible performance nobody cares about
>that one bitch comes on stage
>STOP BEING MEAN TO ME ONLINEEEEE
>This next game will blow your FUCKING mind
>Tom Clancy far cry: unity featuring an all new open world with literally nothing 2

>>377610963
that's the point

>>377626614

So completely dead, then.

>>377627815
You can water down ANY video game to this.

You have not tried the gameplay yet so you can't say anything about the feeling of inputs.
Besides The Last of us Isn't just "entering animation states" it also feels very responsive but you would never know would you?

How about bloodborne where you very obviously commit to your attacks. Have anything to say about that?

>>377628001
>Just Dance game announced more like JUST Dance!
>Dev starts to dance on stage accompanied by a load of back up dancers

>>377609475
So with the rumours that the reason Crackdown 3 was delayed was because the physics engine makes the game unplayable on a regular xbox one what are the chances that microsoft go back on their word and make it a scorpio exclusive.

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>>377624218
Sony didn't win last year and the 2015 conference turned out to be smoke and mirrors since No Man's Sky and TLG Turned out to be shit and FFVII Remake is coming to Switch.

>>377621827
this right here... so much win

>>377628095
Not dead, just extremely niche with less and less games as the years go on.

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>>377628209
I've played The Last of Us and Uncharted 4. I kinda liked them but I played them for free. I'm a fan of God of War, so yeah, I know that gameplay is complete shit for God of War. To me the change is Federation Force levels bad but what's worse is it's probably going to sell well because sony drones are shiteaters.

>>377621827
This.

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>>377627362
D-DELET THIS

>>377624864
>games that don't live up to the hype
Like BotW?
>or games that aren't playable 2-3 years from when they're revealed
BotW was announced in 2012. Seems like It's okay when Nintendo does it.

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>>377609475
What are the chances Sony announcing the PS5?

>>377622248
>virgin weeb triggered

Kek sure thing you dry dick virgin, post it.

>>377629460
0%

>>377629460

0% but would be hilarious if they either announce a PS5 or PS4 Super Pro and completely kill their business.

>>377628297
>and FFVII Remake is coming to Switch.
it will be still first on PS4

>>377624274
The last great Pokemon game was Emerald/Ruby/Sapphire. It slowly died after Gen 3 and is absolute dog shit now.

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>>377609475

i can't answer that, i can tell you who is going to save it though

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>>377629442

>>377625008
Or you know you can do all that shit in real life you no-life having faggot...jesus nigger grow the fuck up. Can you not check the mail, talk to your neighbors, and go fishing IRL you neet piece of shit?

>>377626069
>Id say it has more to do with the fucking industry shattering IP's that they have.
Yeah I love how Horizon is so industry shattering nobody talks about it anymore despite being shilled to high heaven.

>>377609706
>>377609985
Skyrim 2 will be revealed at E3 you heard here first

>>377628738
>what's worse is it's probably going to sell well because sony drones are shiteaters

This is hilarious coming from a Nintecuck defending Nintendo rehashes kek I wish you could realize how stupid you sound right now

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>>377630030
>cherry picking the literal worse exclusive out of the many great exclusives it has

Kek the fact that you faggots are this mad is actually hilarious

>>377621827
Pretty much this, Never really understood the Sony hate on /v/ it's great that they've gone a full 360 after the PS3 failure. More games are coming out this year, and the company is on course to outsell the PS3 in the next year.

Maybe it's true. Success breeds jealously.

>>377625939
The switch is the Wii U 2.0. And people were dumb enough to buy it.

At some point people are going to stop falling for Ubishit's bullshit trailers

>>377629879
It's funny how reviewers that have a little bit of anti-Nintendo bias have no choice but to flip flop between not inciting Nintendo fanboys anger and feeding their own ego.
So it's either a 10 or a 9 unless you're a complete faggot like Jim.
Most reviewers would settle for a 9 too because muh story like the Zelda main fanbase didn't speak with their wallets with Skyward Sword which had the best character depth and story for all Zelda games.
It's like they're reviewing BotW without knowing what prompted the creation of the game in the first place, the outcry from Skyward Sword's linear bs.

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>>377622726
The 3DS came out two whole years before the PS4 with a price drop. That's a bad thing. What's your excuse as to why this is Nintendo's worst selling handheld to date? How to you let a $399 console outpace a $170 handheld?

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>>377630310

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>people actually believe Microsoft or Nintendo will win E3 without Halo 6, Metroid 5, new ips without a catch, and returning old ips without a catch

>>377609475
Probably ubisoft again, at this point the cringe fest is unavoidable.

Nintendo can't do worse than last year, Sony's probably going to have some death stranding shit so they can't really fuck up, Microsoft has a decent chance of being terrible I'm betting on them showing trailers from games already announced in other conferences, EA is going to be SPORTS.

Is there still a PC gamer show ? if so it's mostly going to be about esports, and be boring.

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Bloodborne II

That's literally all Sony needs to win E3. Spider-Man, God of War, and Days Gone release dates would just secure their victory. And if somehow they squeeze a game play demo of The Last of Us: Part II, well... Let's just say I can't wait to see /v/ go up in flames for months.

I'll hate EA the most. I already know that.

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>>377630310
>Never really understood the Sony hate on /v/
Sony fanboys are a bunch of hypocrites.
>hate on PC/Xbox because they don't have exclusives but turn face talking about graphics with Nintendo
>hate on Nintendo because they don't have graphics but turn face talking about exclusives with PC/Xbox
>all the while with PC/Xbox having better graphics and Nintendo having better exclusives
>shit on Xbox by having paid online, praise PSNow once they got it
>shit on Nintendo for creating the Switch, but I'm 100% will do an about face once Sony makes the PS Swap or some shit
Also pic related, Sony fanboys love to shit on Nintendo for <<<rehashing>>>
No wonder everybody hates you for lashing out on all the other fanbases

>>377630958
>they don't have exclusives

This is a shitpost, not even gonna bother to read the rest

>>377609475
Ubisoft, like always

>>377630661
>Sony
>Neogaf
I never got that meme. Ninten-drones are the ones posting neofag shit all the time.

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>>377630661
I'm idort, but even I'll acknowledge Sony's success this time around unlike most /v/tards.

Stay salty friendo.

The PC gaming show.

This isn't debateable.

Its like having no friends to go to your Birthday party so Mom & Dad take you to Outback with some family kids.

>>377610865
Ubisoft aren't ambitious enough to fuck up.

The LARP multiplayer shit is cringey, but everything they put out is so technically sound but bland as fuck that there's no possible way for them to shit the bed.

>>377630673
>if so it's mostly going to be about esports
Not even
Notice that the biggest players in esports, riot and valve, don't go to that
Really, the whole PC thing ends up the way it is because it's just developers invited to talk for 10 minutes about how good they are to pc gamers, whilst grinning nervously because they secretly don't care about PC other than as another platform to sell games on. Nobody's there to pay for a big show if microsoft or valve won't do it.

>>377631049
Do they even give a fuck anymore? They're about to get their shit fucked by Vivendi whenever the takeover happens

>>377631047
Well wtf are you Sony fanboys shitting on the Xbox/PC crowd then? Isn't it because they got no exclusives according to you?
Isn't that why Bloodborne spawned goldfaces and memes? Because apparently PC fans are port beggers?
Isn't that why you keep shitting on XB1 despite them having the same amount of 3rd party games as the PS4, because they only got Halo, Gears, and Forza?

Fuck outta here. The same shit applies to you but you don't hear other fanbases go into Sony threads and talk about it.

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>>377630958

Not him, but If you seriously take console wars to heart, then you have a problem. This board is mainly for shit posting anyhow.

>>377631401
>Isn't that why Bloodborne spawned goldfaces and memes? Because apparently PC fans are port beggers?

This is just banter, not like PC friends doesn't shitpost as well

>Isn't that why you keep shitting on XB1 despite them having the same amount of 3rd party games as the PS4, because they only got Halo, Gears, and Forza?

Xbone doesn't have weeab games like PS4, and yeah, MS first party games are shit or mediocre as fuck.

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>>377630662
>people actually believe Microsoft will win
No one believes that anon and this is coming from a guy that made the mistake of getting an xbox one.

>>377631560
Just because you call it "banter" doesn't stop it from being blatant shitposting. I'd rather the platform wars fuck off altogether because it's by far the worst thing on this board.

>>377631401
>being this new
Nigger, /v/ has been shitting on Sony since the PS3. Where do you think the nogaems meme came from?

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>>377631401
You're not being serious are you? I honestly can't tell anymore on /v/

Do you know what false flagging is? People tend to be shit heads on /v/ because they get a rise out of people. Stop taking these posts seriously.

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>>377631652
I'm a Xbox and Nintendo fan and it hurts that I used a smug anime girl face because I know they're both going to fuck someway and ruin their own E3, god dammit!

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A recent E3 trend I've noticed is games or demos that are announced in a conference and also made available shortly after the conference.
Last year, I remember that there was RE7: Beginning Hour and Trials of the Blood Dragon. There were probably other examples in previous years.

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>>377630958
This is pretty pathetic famicom.

Is the Sony boogeyman real? Do they subtract from your enjoyment of things? Do they keep you awake nervous at night?

You seem on edge for no reason other than a bunch of shit posters said some things you didn't like. Did they fuck your mom or something? Here have some more.

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post them, niggers

>>377632841
At this point there should be a tool to make these easier to fill out.

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>>377632805
I would remove Persona 5 from that pic since PS3 emulation is picking up speed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yxVASSetmA

>>377632904
it's called not being a lazy motherfucker

>>377633148
Can't be asked, senpai.

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>>377632841

>>377632904
The hard work is already done (template layout and style). Literally all you need to do is place some text boxes and use bucket fill a few times.

If you've been here for any decent amount of time, you should already be used to image editing. Surely you aren't new here, right?

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>WHY BUY A PS4 IF MUH PC CAN RENDER AT 127891283099p at 8234 fps?!, PC IS ALL ABOUT POWER!
>emulators are fucking shit
>HAHAHA WE WON cause we can play it at 360p and 5 fps!
double standard much?

also
>video ends
>link to patreon
just buy a used ps3 for cheap, you literal poor nigger

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>>377633438
>too much of a coward to actually reply to the post

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>>377633324
>what I wanted
>metroid & f-zero

>what i expected
>everything but metroid & f-zero

just let it go, man

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>>377633438
dumb animeposter
>inb4 'but 4chan is an anime site'
We have /a/ for a reason, you prick.

>>377623950
Sony need competition. The new Apple console will provide this.

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>>377633074
nice mad

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>>377634065
I think you mean nice madness.

>>377621289
Anarchy Reigns?

I can dream can't I?

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>>377631461
>>377631560
>>377631929
>>377632014
>>377632805
>called out on fanbase hypocrisy
>I-ITS JUST B-BANTER!

>>377633074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjvkV1vlp4A

>>377633804
dumb cartoonposter, we have /co/ for a reason

>>377634758
I thought 4chan was an anime site, not a cartoon site.

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>>377634486

>>377609475

Microsoft.
Don't tell anyone you heard this from me but they tapped Ninja Theory to redo Scalebound.

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Here's my report card

>>377609475
Probably Ubisoft, but I really can't see anyone fucking up badly.

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post'em edits, faggots

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1000 hours in paint

Switch exclusive Fromsoft game. Screencap this.

>>377628001
Goddamnit I hate Aisha Tyler

>When we blew your FUCKING minds :DD

No you fucking didn't

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VIDEO GAMES

>>377609475
MS, Sony, and Nintendo will do fine this year.
Ubisoft and EA never have anything worth playing, so one of those two will fuck up hardest as always.
Bethesda has that new Wolfenstein game coming up, so I'm looking forward to that

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>>377609475

>>377609475
>Who's gonna fuck up E3 the hardest?
Sony.

Nintendo can show whatever and it won't matter.
Microsoft can only go up.
Sony, on the other hand, will feel confident that they're winning and more than likely fuck up.

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>>377609475
Oh boy, cant wait for the annual shit show.

When do we decide what to watch in the comfy stream?
Apart from the usual
>Band Geeks
>other Spongebob episodes
>Ghost Stories dub
>Kung Pow
>Emperor's new Groove

>>377626474
>/v/tendo's tastes are not even remotely close to the mainstream.
how is that a criticism?

>>377609475

nintendo with weeb games

>>377610963
this is america, everything is a fucking competition

>>377624359
Not that guy, but it is new tech. my 970 can't do it at 60 for new games, and that's like one step back in terms of generation for PC. I know it's not a 1080, but still. Trying to put aside personal buyer's bias, if a 970 can't do it, it should be considered new.

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>>377623269

>>377609475
SEGA and KONAMI are killing E3 this year.

>>377640491
With what? Pachinko machines?

>>377609475
Nintendo, for not having anything new to show for their new console

Sony can easily fuck up since they showed off a lot of stuff last year that hasn't released yet, so we'll get some repeats. Plus they could not have FF7 and KH3.

>>377610241
>Nintendo prematurely launching the Switch

The Wii U is five years old. While the gap between the Wii U and Switch is one of the shortest, it's hardly premature. Man, being an actual adult, I remember when console's lifespans were 5 years tops. I know things are a little different these days, but shit.

>>377614609
>>377614609
You are mostly right but some times sony does announce a promising game
like persona or bloodborne and shit

>>377640491
Konami will save E3 by confirming Kojima's ruse was true.

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>Almost all third party publishers and developers spend millions of presentations, hiring professionals to run their events
>No more goofy presentations like Konamis from 2010
>Only cringe from companies like Microsoft who somehow manage to hire fucking idiots who are like "WE KNO KIDS!! HAHAH, TEXTING!! EMAIL!!! TOTALLY TUBULAR!!!!!!"

>>377609475
/v/

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I hope nintendo doesn't fuck up this one

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>There are people hyped for Cuck Of War

My report card.

Honestly. EA would be my answer on who fucks up hardest, but I think that contest should have a "no professionals" rule to it. So barring them, in spite of me liking them, I think Nintendo could be the ones fucking up the hardest this E3.

>most people who are most hype for Nintendo are also pretty hype for Sony
>all people who are most hype for Sony aren't hype for nintendo at all
What does it mean?

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Here's my report card

>>377609475
Nintendo because they have the most ground to make up and the most riding on E3. Microsoft and Sony can just be completely safe but Nintendo has to do something big because they have a new console out, and judging by the last decade or so it's always safe to assume Nintendo is going to fuck everything up for themselves.

>>377642409
That even Nintenbros know Sony always wins E3?

>>377642452
Who the fuck even makes these? Not the vidya edits, the originals. Is it pol or r9k? or s4s? Like what the fuck
What kind of mental problem do they have?

>another year of Microsoft having no exclusives that are good

I regret getting an xbone so much

>>377642617
Close but no dice
The answer is: Nintendo fans appreciate Sony to a certain degree, while Sony fans hate Nintendo because they live for console wars

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>>377642617

>Sony didn't win E3 last year
>Everything in 2015 was a lie

Top kek

>>377610963

That's like the only remaining appeal of E3 though.

certainly not the games they tend to show.

>>377615604


Those guarantee games bore me to tears.

what's a few other new games cut from the same mold going to do?

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No one is going to win E3, everyone is going to fuck up.
It's going to be another year of 'let's announce/tease everything THE WEEK BEFORE E3 so when E3 actually happens it's all shit we've seen before'.

>>377609475
Anyone know when the conferences are?

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>>377642257

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Here we go.

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>>377621915

>>377622119
Fall or Holiday?

>>377621874
Soccer moms play Mario............they don't play playstation. hmmm

>>377628297
Shitch can't run remake you fucking idiot. It's too weak. More for later parts which will release on ps5

>>377625467
what did sony show last year that
a) came out
b) was praised

sony e3 2016, break it down for me

>>377625939
just try and ridicule me ya poseur nehongophile, fuck your mother, Cornell yourself.

>>377626369
open world meme
horizon zero dawn
good game meme
world ends because of racism

>>377629848
how will /v/ react to todd announcing starfield?

>>377626474
what YOU say is right, but Nintendo still makes better games, genre is genre.

>>377626591
last of us is tomb raider

>>377626846
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shattttttttap

>>377626991
OMG you're SO GAY!!!!!!!! neogaf is down the hall nancy

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Looks like Microsoft and Nintendo may win this E3 even without Halo 6, praying for 2.5D Metroid 5.

>>377628209
you fight like a girl

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>>377642452
Why are so so autistic, anon?

Who cares which conference is the best or the worst? If we all have a fun few days making fun of everything then that's enough. It's all we really wanted anyways...

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>>377630081

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>>377630145

Sony always wins baby! Here's to another year of winning.

>>377614609
>Bethesda
Siyrim logo
this is how i know you don't have a fucking clue about the E3

This year we get a new Wolfenstein fucking idiot

>>377630310
wow. you live in a subjective reality

>>377635326
Michel Ancel is making a game for Sony right now.

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>>377647456
kek, remmeber last year's
>THE GREATEST LINEUP IN XBOX HISTORY
>all those GREAT games ends up being cancelled

>>377636369
ur expectations for Sony are kinda not aligned with reality are they?
They have strayed from that path for at least 2 years.

>>377609551
can't tell if retarded or pretending. phil has already said he's focusing on first party this e3 with more first party games than last year and at least 1 new ip being shown.

>>377636585
i want to believe

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Eh.

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>>377629826
Dunno if you're serious but I agree with this. Except the Gen 2 remakes were the last good entries, but that probably doesn't count since they're remakes. The 3DS era Pokemon games are just straight up disappointing.