You find BFG ( Big Fucking Gun ) 900 in your basement. WWYD?

>>377598396
>WWYD?
What?

Shoot my dad. Fuck you for not giving me the newest generation iphone you fucking cheapskate!

>>377598425
found the redditor

>Doesn't affect enemies close to you like the original
>Only works on demons or anyone with Argent energy according to the codecs

>>377598425
what
would
you
do

new to the internet?

>>377598498
I'll shoot myself

>>377598396
>posting worst bfg

>>377598396
Find a girl
Point gun at girl
Lose virginity

Sell it to the military or some weapons manufacturer for sweet bucks.

>>377598425
I've never seen the acronym before and i got it in 2 seconds. What goes on in that "brain" of yours?

>>377598525
i am sure they would pay you with a bullet to the brain.

Sell that shit. Also isn't it heavy as fuck?

>>377598396
BFG myself

>>377598396
SHoot self

>>377598585
>buy 2 body cams
>bring a lawyer with you
>equip yourself and your lawyer with body cams, friend somewhere outside the meeting connected to the body cams
Wow, so hard.

>>377598463
But why doesn't it melt Praetor Suit, then?

>>377598396
900?
my dick is more powerful than the 900

>>377598687
>they shoot you, the lawyer, and your friend
now what

Walk around in public brandishing my bfg

>>377599223
youre paranoid as fuck
go to the newspapers FIRST

Disintegrate my step sister after I violently rape her.

>>377598425
What Would Yahweh Do?

>900
sell the chinese knockoff piece of shit in a yard sale for $5

>>377598396
Shoot at a thing, I guess

>>377598396
There's no HUGE GUTS to RIP AND TEAR right now, so I'll store it for Doomguy, he'll need it more than me.

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I put it right up to my face and fire.

>>377598396
Go back to playing vidya and jerking off to Chinese cartoons. What else?

I would shoot up a school of course.

>>377598396
Dig a deep hole and put it in there.
Come back thirty years later once i'm rich enough to reverse-engineer it, not for the firepower but the power source, materials, etc.

>>377598396
Brag about it on /v/

>>377598396
I'd find out where the guy that made D44M lives, and destroy something HE loves

>>377600004
But you wouldnt.

Aim it at the local mosque.

>>377598396
Destroy the middle East (including USA)

>>377600350

>he has a local mosque

you already lost

Go to Mekka and shoot at the Kaaba.

>>377600440
At least it isn't a synagogue

>>377598396
>900

>>377599334
>go to the (((newspapers))) FIRST
>"White cis male nationalist with self-made video game gun shot dead by brave CIA squad"
>"by Eren Goldsteinschalomsky"

>Take it apart
>find out how it works
>patent it
>market it to the military
>get darpa funding
>????
>profit

>>377598396
I can't even lift it, so I guess I'm selling it.

Sell it to an anti-muslim group for a billion dollars

>>377598396
Probably fail to pick it up.

>>377601121
>Take it apart
>find out how it works
Two things you cannot do

>>377598396
Hand it over to the Palestinians

>>377601289
Its is a gun, anon

>>377600639
this is actually what would happen

>>377601420

Have you tried to take apart any recent electrical appliance and figuring out how it works? What each card and thing does? This thing would be a million times more complex, and no, you would never be able to do it alone.

>>377598396
Shoot it at refugees

T. German

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>>377598396

>BFG 900

Where's the 9000 you piece of shit?

>>377601606
If I can market it before i attempt to sell it, I would be able to to hire a team

>>377598454
>>377598491
he might be a foreign bloke, unfamiliar with a custom of acronymising everything since SMS(telegraph) was invented

Cum in it.

>>377598507
go to jail
lose virginity some more

>>377598396
>make a post about it on reddit
>get laughed off
>send it to BFG Division
>get invited to the next BFGcon and a dinner with it's developers

>>377598396
obviously, make photo session and post on /k/ all day

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>>377598396

>Look up Mosques on Google
>Drive to one
>Point gun at it
>Realize I'm not a murderer, feel sorry for myself
>Go back home and play video games.

>>377598396
shoot myself in the face

Kill god

>>377599203
Ffs I put 900 instead of 9000..

>>377598396
I don't like the name. Why not call it the big friendly gun instead?

>>377602408
Next you'll kill what, the tooth fairy ?
Your father ?
The survival of Humanity past 2500 ?
How about a fucking pink unicorn.

>>377598442
lol

>>377598396
Sell it.

Use it to light my blunts

>>377602730
careful anon. Mend your ways before it's to late

Id use my ass as a holster and carry it whenever I go out just incase

Become agent 48

/v/ is underage and autist as hell

>does not understand what WWYD is
>BFG 900
>not BFG 9000
>has to type out "Big Fucking Gun"

>>377608261
I'd rather be an autist than use your reddit acronyms.

Topple the communist dictatorial government that's been oppressing us for the past 19 years

;_;

>>377598396
>900
Get that pussy shit out of my face.

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>>377608916
>being this much of a faggot
>steps around the point
spot the new fag

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>>377598396
Sell it to Businessman and Real Estate Mogul the Honorable President of the United States Mr Donald J Trump's McMercenary force.

>>377609763
>McBFGs