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HAHAHAHAHAHA xD
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>>377590246
he picked the perfect name
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>>377590246
As a Steam patrician I wholeheartedly welcome Blizzards attempt at competing with Steam. This means Gaben will actually get off his fat ass and make Steam even better.
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>steam
>you can't even buy games in battle.net
Wot
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>1 People complains
>That means mean the whole Blizzard Community is saying the same
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>make a shit thread
>It 404s
>remake it
Is there anything more embarrassing than this?
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>>377590930
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/bnet/topic/20754936596
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/bnet/topic/20754946519
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/bnet/topic/20754876405
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/bnet/topic/20754986532
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/bnet/topic/20754976455
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/bnet/topic/20755045468
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/bnet/topic/20754896658
there's shit like this on all the other sub forums too
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>>377590841
>even better

Steam sucks ass though.
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Why does anyone care about this
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>>377591010
>It 404s
It was so unpopular it fell off the board. It's in the onboard archives. That's more embarrassing. At least reposting shit the mods have nixed means there could have been people interested in the thread. This shit barely got 20 replies before page 10.
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>>377591010
I shitpost not for the community not for the glory
I shitpost for myself
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>>377590841

Don't count of it. It's just a way for Activision to maximize Destiny's sales using the Blizzard app as a permanent advertising for those who play Overwatch, Diablo etc and watch the launcher everyday. It's also an audience that likes loot based games, so it's a good move.
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>>377591168
Honestly I just like watching people be scared and uncertain, especially over trivial stuff like this.
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>>377591112
For some reason I feel the taste of salt on my tongue as I read through those threads
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>>377591231
I dont understand what is there to be scared of.
Then again I dont care about destiny so
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>>377591263
>I dont understand what is there to be scared of.

There really isn't anything, that's what makes it so great to watch them squirm. I'd feel bad if they were upset about something that actually mattered, but considering how meaningless getting worried about this change is I can go full schadenfreude without a hint of guilt. Don't bother trying to figure out their reasoning, just enjoy the show.
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The stupidity behind this logic is mind boggling
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Monopolies are great? Right?...
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im actually completely fine with this. Ive been a fan of blizzard games since i was 8 or something.
I dont own a console and now i can play destiny if i feel like it.
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>>377591112
A bunch of blizzdrones that have the mental capacity of a 5yo
Amazing, I didnt know these people existed.
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>>377591789
>monopoly

where?
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At least Bungie is not pushing their own platform. And I wholeheartedly understand why they don't want to rely on steam for distribution. 30% is a lot you know.
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Next thing they'll do is start selling CoD to overfags.
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>>377591112
>muh high quality blizzard games
holy fuck
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>>377591838
Activision owns both Blizzard and Bungie.
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What's going on?
I've been busy playing overwatch - why should we be scared?
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are all of them this retarded?
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>>377591838
I am not saying Steam is a monopoly. But they sure come close. Remember when Origin was launched? Oh boy. If it wasn't headed by EA, and wasn't such total shit, I think it would have been more welcome. And then Ubisoft starts shitting all over the place creating a mindset that games need to stay on the publishers platform. Competition is sorely needed in digital distribution. IMO Battle.net has the potential to actually be a contender and just maybe usher in a new era of digital distribution.
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Every big publisher has their own launcher, would be stupid to think Activision wouldn't make use of the one Blizzard already made.
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>company doesn't want to split revenue with gabe jewell
>wow what a bunch of cucks XD
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>>377591893
>HS, WoW and other masterpieces
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>>377591112
>I purposely stuck with Blizzard so I could finally start limiting the games I play
What is self-control?
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>>377591112
>Grow the H*!! up.
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>>377591998
Autists think this willsomehow greatly affect their precious games in some way. Like all of sudden there will be Destiny characters be put into overwatch
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>>377592075
not to mention blizzard CS is miles above valve CS. Blizzard CS has a chat feature and they respond genuinely to tickets, valve's takes weeks at shortest, a year at longest to respond and there's a huge chance it's going to be automated
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Honestly what kind of complete autist actually gets upset at stuff like this? What level of drone do you need to be? It just boggles my mind
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>>377592172
Exactly.
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>>377592157
You can't just say h*ck anon. That's a bad word
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>>377592123

>incur no expenses from retailer and manufacturing costs
>still demand $60
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>>377590246
>keep the games alive
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Couldnt be fucked finishing reading the post
But i do think its dumb ill have to use battleshit to play destiny
>inb4 playing destiny
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>>377592170
Cayde or Oryx in HoTS could theoretically happen and it's exciting to think about how many Blizzdrones would throw tantrums over that, considering that a lot of them don't even want Overwatch characters there.
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>>377592026
oh my fucking god. how did blizzard even manage to build a fanbase like this
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>>377591010
shitting your pants while making out with your little sister
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>>377590246
After this I don't think i can trust bl*zzard anymore.
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>>377591925
that's not a monopoly
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>>377592365
fanboys are terrible on both sides.

There's tons of people on the announcement threads that say "no steam no buy".

It goes both ways.
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>>377592026
I've seen green text pretty than this.
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>>377592365
They have one MMO, moba, fps, rts and arpg. The faggots were just stuck in there fermenting
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>Blizzardfags mad because non-blizzard games get released in their special snowflake place

How can one fanbase be so sheep?
If Blizzard developed the game instead of Bungie they would all cum inside their pants over it.
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>b-but blizzard being bought out by activision won't affect blizzard at all!

It's fucking over, blizzard just went full cuck.

>Hi Blizzard, I noticed you have a hugely popular shooter with loot boxes, do you mind if we launch our hugely popular shooter next to it to steal users and playtime?

>I don't think that's a great idea, it will affect rentention an-

>Thanks for your opinion, but we're doing it anyway because we own you.
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>>377591230
They also don't have to play 30% volvotax. It's pretty weird that all Activision's games aren't already there. I guess online play would have complications if some players were on Bnet and others on Steam.
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>>377592526
I think you belong to blizzard forums you dumb kiddo
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>>377591258
>le epin salt meme
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>>377592365

Making easily accessible games with incredibly good marketing; attracts all the retards.
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>>377592365
All fanbases have those kind of people
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>>377592634
but he does have a point though, blizzard just renamed battle.net to the Blizzard app, then the first thing that is announced after is that destiny 2 will be sold on the blizzard app.
I dont really care either way, its just funny how you try to rebrand your launcher to make it connect with your company then instantly start selling other developers games.
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>>377592634

Why would I go to the Blizzard forums? I don't even own a fucking Blizzard account, every since they got bought out by Activision their output has been pure trash.
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Activision yanking their new releases from Steam and publishing them through their b.net launcher will suck for Gaben. I wouldn't notice much since I don't play yearly installments of Run n Shooty Cawadooty or Rockstar, though. What else does Activision publish? I don't think I own anything of theirs in my Steam library.
Blizzdrones should've expected this to be coming. All of old Blizzard devs have left, even old Metzen finally got off his rocker and went to the retirement home after he pushed out WoW: The Movie. With Overwatch being their most successful game released in the last 10 years now it's obvious Bobby Kotick would begin to bring other shootans to the Blizzard audience since the Blizzard audience obviously love shootans.
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>>377592713
I never seen such freak show in dota 2 or counter-strike communities. I had my share on league forums back in 2011, but even there people didn't really gave a shit when chinese overlord got Riot. I feel like blizzard attracts very special kind of people.
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>>377592618
Hmmm... Activ games are always expensive on Steam....
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>>377592752
yeah that is retarded. I see it as a conflict between managers.
>>377592761
dude, people lost any hope in blizzard 10 years ago when actual takeover happened. you are extremely late to the party.
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>>377590246
I don't understand the point of this thread.
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>>377591893
To be fair, many people have used this same criticism for Steam. It used to have quality control standards. Now days though? in 2016 they released 40% of all games on Steam. Let that sink in. And unlike Biizz, they have made 0 themselves in that time.
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>>377593059
only 40%?
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>>377591112
I thought this drone thing was a meme. Holy shit was i wrong
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>>377592367
That's kinda hot.
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>>377591010
This is most of /v/ now though. People keep remaking their shit thread over and over.
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Being a fan of any sort of DRM/store platform to the point of fearing for its future definitely counts among telltale signs of mental retardation and possibly being on the autistic spectrum.
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>>377590246
What the fuck, how does this affect anyone. Everyone who cares about this, either positive or negative needs to uncuck themselves.
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>>377590841
There is no competition. They've already stated on the announcement itself that this is an extreme one time exception, simply made because most of Blizzard -LOVES- Destiny and Bungie. They have zero intentions to allow other non-Blizzard games on their platform, right now at least.
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>>377594761
>They've already stated on the announcement itself that this is an extreme one time exception, simply made because most of Blizzard -LOVES- Destiny and Bungie.

LMAO, you are ultra fucking naive.

This is happening because Activision owns both battle.net and Destiny. There is NO other reason.
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>>377590246

>Literally nobody that's normie tier can comprehend business and game industry savvy

I'm 100% certain Activision are going with Blizzard not for the 30% sales cut, but for the loot box sales that would bypass Steam's Key and Crate tax

I mean, imagine being able to buy chests without needing keys on Steam, bypassing the market, but still restricting players to untradeable random lucky dips
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>>377590246
Slows is in for a rude awakening when all of Actvision ends up under the Blizzard launcher.
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Drones are the best part of gaming.
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>>377594761
>simply made because most of Blizzard -LOVES- Destiny and Bungie
>He actually thinks this isn't purely a financial move

You're under 18 right?
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>>377594837
>>377594890
Their words, not mine.
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>>377594890
It's absolutely amazing how corporations are brainwashing kids into thinking they're chums

The corporate twitter accounts, stealth meme-advertisements like the Arbys anime shit they commissioned, etc.
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>>377595005
>What is PR

I'll ask again, you're under 18 right?
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>>377595087
Still their words, not mine. What sort of mental disability do you have, friendo? I never even hinted at believing in what they say, I only quoted what I heard in the announcement.
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>convert my WoW gold to battle net balance
>Get Destiny 2 for free

xD
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>>377595136
>What sort of mental disability do you have, friendo?

Ironic considering I need to spell everything out for you. The fact that you're conveying the information implied you believe them which shows how fucking naive you are.
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>>377595175
i can shit in your hand for free as well, doesn't make it good
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>>377592139
sauce
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>Blizzard changes their launcher name from Battle.net to Blizzard App only a few weeks before they announce a non-Blizzard game being added to the app

What did they mean by this?
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>>377595227

you jelly i get for free

you mad
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>>377595213
That's not how information works. You're a special kind of retarded so I'll refrain from insulting you further out of generosity.
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>>377595175
It's not free, you're paying with your time instead. Doubt it's much time but time nonetheless.
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>>377595372

what time

i have like 20 million gold its nothing fampai

u jelly u mad u upset LOL
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>tfw haven't touched a blizzard product in 6 years
feels fucking good to not be a pleb
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>>377595435

you're already a pleb anyway fampai
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>>377595353
Tell me honestly you didn't believe the PR shit Blizzard fed you before you started getting chewed out for it. Just be honest.
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>dozens of other games made by different publishers
>he thinks Activision is a different publisher
>blizzdrones are so delusional they refuse to accept Activision = Blizzard
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>>377595473
shhh, one day you'll grow out of them too
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What should I do later today?
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>mfw the last blizzard game i bought was Diablo 2
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>>377595893
>my feet when
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>>377590246
>Hundreds of thousands steam games
>Valve should delete them because people could stop playing CS
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>>377590246
I don't get it, what's the big deal? Why are blizzdrones getting scared about this? They're not trying to be Steam, they're providing a means for their parent company to not give 30% to another company for doing nothing.
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>>377595424
>dude weed lmao
thats how you sound
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>99 posts
>63 posters

Antiblizz drones samefagging another blizzhate thread? colour me surprised
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>>377596325
it's less than 2 replies per poster. stop being an idiot. blizzdrones don't leave their safespaces to come here
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>>377590246
Do these fucks even read the Q&A?
They explicitly said that they have no plans to add other games
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>>377590846
Hmmmm sweety? Yes you can?
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>>377591146
When compared to what?
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>>377595486
Stop being an untrustworthy faggot you bitch
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>>377598001
Uplay and Origin.
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>>377598892
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>>377596475
>it's less than 2 replies per poster
No, it's one post per poster but with 3-5 making 7-10 angry samefag posts. Very concerning!
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>buy loot boxes

loot boxes coming to a Destiny 2 near you !
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>PLAY ONLY BLIZZARD GAMES
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>>377592365
By making games for literal retards and koreans
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did these people forget that blizzard activision is a thing and destiny is activision published? why would they go steam? for what reason if they have in house service?
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>>377595754
What did you do?
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>caring about blizzard turds in the current year

Legion, overwatch baby shooter, hs and disblo 3. It's turd central over there and destiny 2 is instantly the best game on that launcher
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>>377590841
There is no competition. The only thing that comes close to steam is origin, because FIFA and shooters. And bnet is not even close in numbers to origin to begin with...
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>>377592813
so what? they still have to cut the revenue with Valve, no matter how expensive the games are

And it's not like Battle.net has much better prices, when's the last time Battle.net sold game keys first hand on a sale? The only difference is that this is already the same business group so they get 100% of the profits, Activision and Blizzard are literally parts of the same corporation

From a business perspective this is long over due
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>>377592324
You can't inb4 you're own post, idiot
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>>377596816
No, I meant I can't... Never goes on sale...
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It seems weird that Blizzard is doing this now when Windows 10 S is going to be released in the not too distant future and make the whole idea of third party stores on Windows obsolete.

Unlike Valve who have been preparing for this inevitability for years now, Blizzard has been doubling down on Windows with many of their newer games not even having Mac versions.
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>>377602209

I was under the impression Blizzard has never done digital discounts. even when you could probably still walk into a Gamestop and discover they have those fucking Warcraft War Chests covered in dust in their stock rooms that packaged most of Blizzard's games in for one dollah. It's like Blizzard has always wanted you to buy physical, not digital.
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>>377603472
Why the fuck would Blizzard be worried about a windows version that's specifically for schools?
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>>377603543
Do you seriously believe that? This 'its only for schools' argument is just the thin edge of the wedge designed to make you ignore it till its too late.

10 S is the future of Windows, its the only way they can survive as a business and increase revenue in the modern era of dirt cheap computing devices.
Sellilng OEM licenses just isn't viable anymore. In a couple of years the vast majority of prebuilt Windows systems will be using 10 S. I won't be surprised at all when Microsoft makes it the only distributed version with subscription based upgrades within the Windows Store.
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>>377603930
>Do you seriously believe that?
Stopped reading there. Should've known that you got nothing.
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OK I'll bite.

What the fuck is "Destiny" . ?
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>>377603974
>$1000 halo system
>its for Schools!

You may not want to believe it, but its clear this is the future.

Not exactly a good time to be trying to launch a new 3rd party software store selling win32 software.
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>return to WoW because boredom
>check token prices
>120k token holy shit
>buy two
>gear my level 101 character in cheap full 850+ epics
>blaze to 110
>do world quests and get equally nice weapon
>ignore the rest of the game and head immediately to Broken Shore
>in 3 days now geared and ready for Tomb of Sargeras
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>>377603930

You're a retard
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they didn't care when blizzard made WoW a joke by adding fucking pandas
they didn't care then they whored out warcraft lore for a cardgame
they didn't care when D3 was a fucking cashgrab with the RMAH AND a horrible game to boot
they didn't care when blizzard couldn't make sc2 a good game so they tried to kill broodwar to make sc2 more appealing to koreans
they didn't care when hots was literally a fucking marketing meme game
but ya, oh noooo the launcher xD
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>>377592752
Holy shit they actually changed battle.net? Blizzard is officially a skeleton
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>>377592752
it's because blizzard obviously didn't have a say in the matter... they were told to do this shit lol, there's no way a company as ridiculously (and sometimes unjustifiably so given their modern legacy) proud would put bungie's game on their recently rebranded launcher..

honestly, i don't even know why they rebranded battlenet. battlenet is iconic as hell
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>>377603517

They already did digital discounts for various games. Even Overwatch had a week at 25% last year.
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>>377604184
You havn't heard about Bungie's game?
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>>377604184
Console shootan with casualized diablolike mechanics and NO TRADING.

>TFW came to 4chan in 07 from the offtopic WoW forums.
I'm glad I left that Hive of scum and stupidity when I did.
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>>377595005
You're the one actually believing them though.
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The onle thing that pisses me off is.

>We are changing our name from Battle Net to Blizzard App because battle net is only for Blizzard games and we do more than just make games now.

>So now we are going to treat our Blizzard app like steam now and have other, non Blizzard games, IPs and services now!

What the fucking point of changing the name so it would be "yours" and then letting all this other shit in?
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How long until blizzdrones finally realize they've been swallowing activision shit for more than a decade and kys themselves?
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>>377591112
>Once you start worrying more about money then your games then everything else fails
holy fuck my sides this nigga literally doesnt even know who blizzard is
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>>377604783
but those have the blizzard name on them :^)
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>139 posts
>89 ip's
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>>377595754
same banwave as me bro
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>>377590246
I enjoyed Destiny's raids more than any of the time I spent raiding in WoW from MC to ICC.
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>>377590246
>>377591112


>Blizzard Forums
I'd rather discuss racial issues on /b/ than go to that waste dump.
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>>377592026
>Crapstiny2 will be showing up...

Truly a modern Decartes, plumbing the depths of human existence.
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>>377592139
I got a sad feeling this this has a cock.
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Am I the only one who doesnt buy into the second game of an apparently new series? When I see "game 2" I just expect a "game 3" to be announced eventually.
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