What the fuck am I doing in this game? how do i unlock shit?

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>>377582323
The wiki is your buddy

RoR thread this early? Why though? HOST WHEN

You git gud

>>377584154
>early

Where the fuck do you live?

I'm so shit at this game. I usually die in stage 2 or 3 because I take too much time and always only get shit items so the enemies become unkillable.

>>377585968
It's 09:59 in Germany, so probably Europe.

>>377585968
Not him but it's 10AM in EU.

>>377585972
Playing with random items takes real skill. Beginners should just look up how to get the Command artifact and break the game.

Is taking Infusion legit when trying to solo /v/-mode?

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>>377586229
If you want to start with training wheels feel free, but we all have to become adults at some point.

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>>377586229

Host never, I guess.

>>377584108
This is for co-op, buddy

>>377582323
why the fuck does it take so long to drown 20 whorls

>>377586164
Proud as fuck to be one of the ones who unlocked everything before artifacts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97Qud1HxxVM

same developer