Healer appreciation thread

i need healing

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>playing as a woman

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>>377580282
>not even pretending your bitch is a woman

i need healing

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So they thank you OUTSIDE of the match
Geez, i've hardly seen anybody thank me once...

>>377580576
go get a health pack you fucking weeaboo

>>377580712
whats the point of looking for a health pack if i can get heals right away

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I don't understand all the hub bub about thanking healers. You ALWAYS thank your doctors for helping you. You don't thank a police officer for pulling you over. You always thank a paramedic for ambulance worker for rescuing you. You never thank a police officer for writing you a ticket.

Some people lend themselves to get thanks more than others.

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>thanking submissive healsluts for doing something they don't like just so they can spend time with people that are actually cool

>>377580780
>you have to thank a healer for doing her goddamn job

Why not thank your soldier for firing bullets?

i need healing

i need healing

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You need heals yet you don't thank your healers? Tough luck kiddo.

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>>377580945

Like I no one gives a shit how many bullets you fired. But people DO give a shit if you heal them thus leading them to thank them more.

Fucking DPSfag and his reading comphension.

Pic related DPSfag

>>377581170
HE'S FAST

i need healing

>>377579834
healer is a no skill role...

>>377581389

Doesn't matter if it is a no skill role. It is still vital.

>>377581070
HENSHIN A GO GO BABY

>>377581471
ALWAYS STRIVE FOR IMPROVEMENT

>>377581170
>healer calling anyone dumb
if you can't improve on a game you resort to healers
if you can't improve in a video game you're dum dum

i need healing

>>377581471
>smartass genji thinks he can swift in to team and NUU SO YOU KINO CLAMS
>sudden transcendence
>leave the idiot flailing around uselessly

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honest question, what is up with mercy and her ability to attract the worst kind of person to play her
if it's not the usual gamer grill complaining nobody is carrying the heavy burden that is her useless ass, is always an effeminate man that got molested or abused by a parent in his childhood and ended up with his personality injured and sick in the head craving for any attention he can get while pretending he is valuable in any environment

>>377580780
The police are active, they look for trouble.

The medical field is reactive, they fix the trouble.

Notice the difference? One is looking to burn you, the other helps you from the burn. it also doesn't help that a nurse is reliant on personal interaction the other (the police) do not, you either do what they tell you are die basically.

I love lower diamond. Some retard zarya keeps running up the center a d gettjng shredded in seconds. "Why u no heal me anna we need mercy >:^( you aint healing shit"

End of match. 18k healing

>>377585182
Well why didn't you focus on healing him more?

Why are healers the most self entitled pieces of trash?

She should thank me by giving me paizuri.

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Wire + Mp5

>>377579834
>you need heals but you don't thank your healer?
>you need tanking but you don't thank your tank?
>you need to kill shit but you don't thank your dps?


These threads are retarded.

>>377585354
I would have if he didnt charge in like some retard. I would be in position behind rein and rest of team and he would be lile a winston leap away. Chriky

>>377585956
diamond is a nightmare
I will pray for your poor soul tonight

>>377582135
>mercy and her ability to attract the worst kind of person to play her
>not the dumb nigger Genjis/Hanzo/Widowmaker players who refuse to change character when they're being countered

>>377579834
How do I git gud at Ana? I can't heal cunts that move around too much.

>>377579834
Post the edit

>>377586089
If you're not getting better through simple playtime, fuck around with your sensitivity a bit. Helped me with both Ana and Zarya.

>>377586060
sorry man, I'm not low ello and I mostly ignore quick play so you're speaking greek to me
best of luck to you on your heals

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>>377579834
Mercy is cute.
Mercy is the sun!
MERCY IS THE LIGHT SHINING IN THE DARKNESS!!

>>377586089
use scoped shots if they're more than 10 feet away from you. Unscoped shots aren't hitscan.
>>377586184
I'm masters and usually play Rein.

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>>377586249
mercy is a total skank

>>377579834
fuck you

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>not thanking us by using us as personal cock sleeves

>>377589238
You're not a personal cock sleeve if everyone uses you

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So this is the gay thread then?

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>>377586249
>>377587030

>>377580507
what did he mean by this?

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>>377589506

What if I don't need a thank you? I'm a good little healer, the glorious taste of victory is all the thanks I need to ensure my friend's survival.

>>377589770
I'm really not certain what you mean by this but I agree.

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>>377587030
I didn't realize i wanted a mom healer until now

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>>377590026
Mommy will give you all the love you need.

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>>377590026
>he's never wanted a mommy gf

What're you, gay?

>Mercy comes out and reinforces the submissive healslut trope
fuck blizzard

I main Zenyatta, do I count as a healer?

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>>377590273
my dick

>>377590282
I've seen the light

>>377580023
My dick needs healing

>>377579834
healsluts are dumb whores

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>>377590682
True, but they mean well.

>>377590682
Y-yeah? What else are we? Not that I w-want you to degrade me or anything.

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>>377590682
I'm not a slut, i just like to support

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>>377590273

i need huu eee ahl llu uii ihn ngg

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>"Y-you just called me mommy?"

>>377590682
I have ascended beyond slut. I'm a pure, 100% loyal good boy. I keep my teammates alive, whether I'm thanked or degraded.

friendly reminder to reward your healer with the dick.

>>377590273

but i see her vagina slit

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>>377591019

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>>377591132
This.
They also need weekly relief sessions.
Too much... tension pent up can make them underperform.

i need healing
where are my heals

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>>377591435
>Tell mommy where it hurts.

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>play Ana in comp after not touching comp for a while
>save our Reinhardt a couple times
>keep seeing this in chat
It's a good feel.

i require healing

Mercy switch to Ana or I report you.

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>"You just called me mommy luv?"

>>377591582
Remember when Tracer was the face of the game? I'm glad no one gives a fuck about her anymore, she's the worst girl.

fine ill ask zenyatta for heals instead

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Post Ana, she's an actual mommy.

>>377591736
EXPERIENCE

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>>377591710
>Mercy and Dva ended up easier to play, were played more, had more fanart and was cosplayed more.

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>tfw your favorite role has been hijacked by roleplayers and faggots

>>377591710

Shut your stupid whore mouth.

>>377591805
Tracer is shit.

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>>377591763
>mud skin

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>>377591857
>implying you wouldn't

i need healing

>>377591890
>fanart has lighter skin

inconsistent

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I want to breed mommy Angela.

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>no qt doctor gf that cares about you

>>377591857

I hope Keanu's gonna be alright.

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Reminder to always shittalk your healer, wether they do good or not.

>>377592472
do well*

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Have you been making sure to thank him by petting his snake?

>>377592546
Thanks.

I want to be a Mercy healslut for a big strong Roadhog!

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>>377579834

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ah didn't need your help ya know

>>377592968
That guys Mercy stuff is great

Healers should be nerfed or removed from every game.
If you want to have such a passive job at least it should be so hard only the true faggots will play them, and they will not be as game changing as most of games made them to be.
The fucking trinity got way out of hand and it should be purged from any new releases.

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>>377582135

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Mommy thighs.

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>Submissive healers

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Feels good man

>>377579834
>be me
>love Pharah
>play Pharah a lot obviously
>one out of three Mercy players will stick to me almost exclusively

I'm not really into the Pharmercy stuff (or any Overwatch pairing because there's not really any character to any of them) but it's nice to have a pocket healer.
Kinda like playing a Warrior in WoW, healers always loved sticking close and we'd wreck everything.

So, indeed, thank you healers.

>>377594227
What about us~?

>>377594845
I want to spread your legs and impregnate you.

>>377594997
Then do it~ fill me up and get me pregnant!

>>377594524
Did she just insert a vibrating buttplug or what?

>>377596246
I mean if she's anything like me playing her

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>healing
Pig Disgusting

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>>377579834

I'm never going to thank a healer, and if I don't get heals for that, don't expect me to save your butt when a dude wants to kill your dumbass.

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>healer and tank starts arguing
>gets to the point where they try to sabotage one another

Healing shouldn't even be in an FPS game.

>>377598204
I was ready to turn off the game.

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I doubt healers are this slutty

>>377592552
>Lob snake across the map as a hail Mary
>Hits Maeve mid-air
>Sniper kills her
>Thanks me in chat
Feels pretty fuckin good man