>dark souls 3

why are americans so obsessed with food?

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This is a food thread now

are any of mcdonalds special burgers any good?

i usually just grab a mcdouble and thats it.

>>377563023
Because we actually know how to make it.

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>>377563095

>>377563108
The new ones are pretty good

maple bacon dijon kinda reminds me of the clubhouse which was really good

>>377563108
Go to Allen & Wrights and never look back.

>>377563157
If that's not artwork to you you can shove it, pinko

>>377563108
they had a habanero burger for a while
absolute best thing i ever had from M's

turns out you can ask for habanero ranch sauce things like any other flavor
very little ranch, not even noticeable

>>377563095
that seems lacking....

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>>377563095

>>377563245
The new bbq one is really good too.

>>377563095
>all those rotting corpses

Go vegan or go fuck yourself.

>>377563275

you're a cunt

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...

>>377563095
I want to EAT all that BBQ

>>377563157
Fuck off Achmed before I bring out more pork

>>377563534
you'll shit red from all that dye

>>377563504
Just because you've lost your 'sausage' doesn't mean you HAVE to be a vegan.

That's actually Dark Souls 2

>>377563108
Not really, if you're going to spend more get a better burger. I hate how much the fries are now, because they are goddamn good fresh when they aren't oversalted.

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>>377563504
Nioh.

>>377563504
agreed FUCK drumpf and FUCK white people

>>377563095
>all that nice meat
>white bread
-_-

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>>377563095
it's hard not to be jealous

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>>377563095
>Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat sandwich, meat, meat, meat and meat with a side of meat and beans and bread.
Variety is the spice of life you know. Get some leafy greans, some potatoes, something else besides meat. Disgusting.

>>377563741
What the fuck did they do that lobster tail

>>377563534
I don't remember that episode of ATHF that well but please tell me this is an accurate high definition recreating of the broodwich

>>377563534
Broodwich is supposed to have sun dried tomatoes.

>>377563095
>laguinitas
my condolences

>>377563095
I know those beers
where in norcal are you?

>>377563275
Literally whomstve?

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>>377563790
>something else besides meat

>>377563790
>potatoes
empty carbs, why bother

For me, it's Dark Souls 2. The best Dark Souls video game.

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>>377563902
I'm in Wisconsin anon
THat's not my photo

>>377563806
Why would they use old timey 1800 Americana text.

I've gotten plenty of burgers that look nearly exactly as advertised.

A lot of the time from Denny's but the service there is so shit I never bother anymore.

>>377562975
don't they spray food with wax or some shit so it wouldn't lose its shape

>>377563790
There's like three types of potato salad there. Also
>Leafy greens
This isn't pizza you FUCK, the only greens that should be in there is already baked into the meat.

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>>377563023
>that non-American in every thread who compares anything and everything to America

Cute and comfy as fuck to know you people are always thinking of us. Keep being tsundere~

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>>377563154
And the gold ring goes to...

>no ja/ck/ posting

>>377564070
The food "model" or the actual consumer product?

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>>377564117
>being a fucking monster

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>>377563428
Oh my god.

>>377564091
Meat needs compliments. You can't compliment meat with meat unless there are buffers as well. If I'm eating a burger and I want bacon on it (real bacon, not microwaved fast-food bacon), I also need some onion and tomato too otherwise it's just all one plain note of meat.

>>377564070
No, they actually prep it with the same ingredients, but obviously lighting and angling it makes it look better.

>>377564274
Jesus Christ where's this from? It looks absolutely fucking delicious

>>377563428
Meat kino.

>>377563095
Tasty

>>377563902
Pretty sure that's somewhere in texas. Karbach's is very Hustonian.

>>377563428
the part with the turkey breasts gave me an idea for dinner

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>>377564347
https://www.cheeseandburger.com/

>>377564314
>Meat needs compliments
Nigga you said leafy greens and potatoes.
Pickled cucumbers, pickled radish, peppers, mustard/bbq, corn, anything but freaking rabbit food.
I do love swiss chard, basil, kale, spinach, and bok choy but still fuck you anyway.

>>377563428
if this doesn't make you wet you aren't a true american

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>>377563095
Fucking beautiful. BBQ is a miracle of the universe.

>>377563662
That fish looks like a Darius boss.

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Canada has entered the ring.

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>>377564630
I'd hit up Felicia tbqfhwy

>>377564630
Those all look terrifying thanks to the shitty quality but I'm a sucker for shrimp so off to Ronda's I go.

>>377563428
I've been meaning to ask this for a while.
How do you get these excellent quality WebMs under 3MiB?

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Ignore green giant and anti meat fags, they are the same faggots that eat their steak well done and claim to only drink water.

>>377564709
you can leave

>>377564532
Holy shit, do they have Patrick Warburton narrating the site?

>>377564749
How do i make good ramen broth?

>>377564630
felicia or tamika

>>377562975
I don't care, I would eat the fuck out of that right side burger.
And I'm not even american.

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>>377564091
>the only greens that should be in there is already baked into the meat.
>Not appreciating a side of well-prepared collard greens.
You don't deserve barbecue

>>377563157
Oh just fuck off.

>>377564532
That is way too much blue

>>377564729
what
Is this Jack?

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>American """""cuisine""""""

>>377564863
Much like a certain Ron from Parks and Recreation, I totally forgot about collard greens but fuck you anyway.

>>377564910
10/10 would devour

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>>377564738

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What's the 'go 'za of vidya?

>>377564749
Let's be real here, though, the only drink you should have with any fine food (read: not McDonald's) is sparkling water.

>>377564978
what

>>377563712

i would eat that and as long as it tasted like a normal burger i would enjoy it the same

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>>377564920
You shut your fuckin mouth

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>>377564971
Sorry but this is Kay's Good Cooking, another /ck/ favorite.

>>377564978
>Artisinal Ice Cream

>just had wisdom teeth removed, so stuck eating shit like basic mac & cheese and yogurt
>this thread
STOP IT I CAN'T TAKE IT

>>377563826
Clearly someone took them off.

>>377564978
>Love Food

No, no you don't

>>377563095
>Mouth watering IPA

>>377565010
Movie games like Uncharted and Asura's Wrath.

>>377563095
>Being a fatto.
kek..

Dark Souls 3 was fun to me, due to the fact that I enjoy the Souls games, but it seemed really fucking fan servicey
Like, the guy couldn't stand that am there was a game between the first Dark Souls and this one and lost his shit
>remember the onion guy?
>remember anor londo?
>remember the catacombs? Here's literally the catacombs. Skeletons everywhere.

I liked Dark Souls 1, but Jesus christ, could have ended the series on a higher note. Still a solid game, though.

>>377565108
>falling for the meme teeth scam

>>377565057
Because wine doesn't pair up with anything right? And there aren't cocktails tailored to complement food. Fuck off faggot.

>>377565268
SORRY I THOUGHT THEY'D MAKE ME WISE, I WAS MISLED OK

>>377565250
>andre of astora
That killed the game for me so early on and it had such a hard time coming back from it.

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>>377564709
>chocolate and jizz inside a beef patty

is nothing sacred?

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>>377564749
>>377563741
>>377563095
this makes sad knowing that I only eat easy made stuff

>>377564749
die weebnigger

>>377565345
Inferior forms of sparkling water

>>377563095
BBQ always triggers europoors

>>377565452
sparkling water isn't even good

>>377565105
What the fuck, and I thought I used too much oil. I'm glad I'm sick and already puked out for today.

>>377564709
and got knocked out

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>>377563095
>room is hot as fuck
>those beers

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>>377565420
>see nice foods with multiple complimenting flavors
>i can make that
>look at ingredients list
>i don't have or know what any of this shit is
>decide to order it somewhere
>SEVENTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A PLATE FUCK THAT
>stay home and eat grilled chicken breast over brown rice

>>377563504
Animal corpses are delicious

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>>377565420
I'd cook for you anon

DaS is pic related, just as pretty as it is filled with content, and DaS2 is some huge, fatass greasy Five Guys burger with just as much fat and grease as there is content.

DaS3 isn't even a burger. It's a cheesesteak. Very straightforward with few choices in ingredients but still aesthetically pleasing.

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>>377562975

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>>377565707

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>>377565737
>Dark Souls 3
>not Bloodborne

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>>377564978
i didnt know /ck/ has a cooking show

has cosmoline horsehead anon made a guest appearance?

>>377565770
>team gulp
As fucking if they thought anyone who buys one of those shares. There's a sad reason why the Dodge Challenger sized its cupholders after the Big Gulp.

>>377565429
Not a weeb at all my friend I don't play many Jap games and outside of a few movies I never watch anime, but Japanese cuisine is top tier

>>377563712
i had a burger like that from a Japanese food truck
it was okay i suppose nothing amazing it had a odd taste about it but was enjoyable regardless

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>>377563023
>>377563157
O B S E S S E D
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>>377563428
Is it supposed to look like shit

>>377565678
You are a kind soul. If you live in VA, I'll help foot the bill.

>>377565991
It's squid ink.

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This is a Fortachon, say something nice to it

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>>377563826

>>377564709
Canada was a fucking mistake.

>>377566106
hot

>>377565862
>spilling your ingredients for your fancy facebook cooking video

Shameful

>>377566115
DUDE

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>>377566130
It's not that one stinky nordic fish in a can

>>377566106
This actually scared me

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>>377565105
>>377564729
What the actual fuck are these abominations.

>>377565010
Just imagine what that shit does to your stomach, fucking hell

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We posting gamerfuel?

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>>377564709

Have a milkshake to go with that Works burger.

>>377563095
You guys need some proper bread with that.

Other than that, looks nice.

>>377563504
>vegan thinking he has any right to talk
go be subhuman somewhere else

>>377565478
HHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGG
fuck I love seafood

>>377566280
Science has gone too far.

>>377563813
they butterfly it you retard so it can cook faster/better

>>377566328
the only good thing to ever come out of leafland

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>>377565075
Not the guy you were talking to, but is it dumb that I can't eat anything like that? I know it's completely harmless and I've heard it tastes great, but it just straight out bothers me.

>>377566328
What is that white shit? What's actually in it besides gravy and fries?

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>>377566328
red robin has the best poutine

>>377565420
:(

Is it lack of resources or lack of knowledge that keeps you from cooking?

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I'm hungry so Imma go cook something
Take this meme abomination as my last food image/vid

>>377566470
cheese curds

Shortest time in the ring goes to: >>377564709

>>377566456
Quit being a pussy, fungus is yummy

>>377566470
melted cheese curds.

Good poutine has cheese so fresh it squeeks when you bite into it

>>377563536
But anon, you'll get fat.

>>377563095
IS this santa cruz?

Place is shit, wannabe mexican ass texan shit

>>377565617
same here, except i recently swapped rice for kale

>>377565010
TTTTHHHHIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCC

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>>377566575
ill die a lonely virgin skinny or fat

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>>377563154
u funny anon, hehe, hoho

>>377566081
i dunno
are you supposed to be fucking blind

>>377566685
Yeah but fat you'll die a lonely virgin 20 years earlier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGj2eVgWI6Q

>>377566785
And that's bad?

>>377566114
thats cool

>>377566850
Well, not for the rest of us, so go for it.

>>377565505
>BBQ always triggers europoors
only kielbasa look tasty on this photo you filthy peasant

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>>377566752
You think we're deathly fat by sheer coincidence? The shit we make is irresistible.

Has anyone tried those chicken "chips" at taco bell yet? Looks like pure gamer fuel for gamers such as myself. I make sure to go during happier hour (which is from 2-5) and get myself a freeze at discounted prices.

>all these disgusting meat eaters
Real men go vegan
>waaah muh protein
life is supposed to be hard you fucking child

>>377566982
They're ok.

>>377565862
>15 seconds until cream cheese is added
That's pretty conservative for one of those shitty videos. Every time it's
>CHEESE
>CREAM CHEESE
>VIOLA 5 STAR DINNING

>>377567016
trying too hard

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>>377567016
>life is supposed to be hard
So cut off your legs.

>>377564709
I am Canadian and have never seen this in my life.

WTF is this.

>>377565478
I want to die trying to eat all that.

>>377566793
Neat.
How do I get a job as a food stylist™?

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>>377567016
>Real men go vegan

>>377566106
I thought there was something alive in there trying to escape

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>>377566982
Just cut and cube some chicken, salt and pepper it, cook it, plate it, grab some chop sticks, and boom. Great gaming snack. You don't need that yucky, processed junk! (not to offend people who like junk but I'm gonna call Taco Bell chips what they are, which is JUNK)

>>377566982
Looks mildly adequate

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>>377566328
I've never had poutine, and I'm sure it tastes alright, but it looks fucking revolting.

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>>377566982
it just looks like a chicken nugget

>>377564254
what anime

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>>377564729
>this used to be a nonstick pan

>>377567224
>cook it, plate it, grab some chop sticks, and boom. Great gaming snack.
wait? what do i do with the twin Taiwanese battle sticks?

>>377567415
That's basically what it is, just chip-shaped and served with nacho cheese.

>>377567418
konosuba

>>377567441
Fortunatly, all the teflon will probably give them cancer.

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>>377567340
Authentic poutine sold in wooden shacks in middle-of-nowhere Canada lives up to the hype.

>>377563732
The white bread is supposed to help soak up the grease.

>>377567510
>he hasnt been building up an immunity to teflon
i bet you arent even immune to bullets yet fag

>>377567469

thanks friend

>>377565069
have fun shitting neon green. It was a pretty tasty whopper though

>>377567459
You stab the chicken cubes with it as you scream FOR HONORRRRR! Or you can pick them up like clumps of rice and say something badass before tossing them in your mouth like "You're 1,000 years too early to be challenging me, kid... heh". Keeps your KB+M clean and makes you feel super cool when you replenish your IRL mana

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>>377567580
>Building immunity
>Not just using the cheat code

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>when those discounted 3 topping large pizza coupons come in the mail

>>377562975
mostaza from argentina sells burgers just like in the advertisement.

with the slogan of "no te comas el verso" (don't eat the lie")

the only game that does the same is yooka & laylee , the game was shit but did exactly as promised

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>>377566228
>that cut on his arm

>>377566228
is that bits of human?

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>>377562975
What do you /ck/ook think of this bong? Do you agree on his rich asshole take on food charging 300 dollars for a slice of salmon on a tiny plate with shit on top to make it look pretty?

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>>377564630
unless the lady is a pre-millenial baby, this is how well most can cook: see pic.

finding a woman, or anyone in general, who can even cook seems to become harder and harder these days.

>>377567779
It's from a show you fucking doofus.

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>>377567852
>I know how to keep my man
>in the bathroom

>>377563095
looks delicious desu

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>>377567706
>eating food
>replenishing mana
todd go to bed

>>377565505
>implying
Mediterranean countries have this sort of stuff as well, even better desu famalam

>>377567016

>life is supposed to be hard
>so you might as well make it as hard as possible

>>377567814
Human liver in the flash pan, yeah

>>377567852
Someones inability to cook is completely unrelated to which generation they were born in. It's entirely related to how much of a piece of garbage they are. Garbage people existed in all generations, and some still exist today.

>>377567852
>finding a woman, or anyone in general, who can even cook seems to become harder and harder these days.
gay fembois(subs) anon

that is all

>>377563428
Is it bad that I first thought this was a Jack webm?

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>>377566271
probably digest like any other grain and dairy product

>>377567016
>life is supposed to be hard you fucking child
if i wanted to play life on easy mode i wouldve chosen to be born a woman

>>377568070
It's mostly cheese and sauce so the dairy content would be very high, which means it doesn't digest like most things at all.

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>>377563095
>that shitty bread

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>>377567926
Just purchase The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition and it'll all be okay

>>377563428
is there a place like this around the Jew that is York or Jew Jersey.

>>377567926
TIMPOPO-CHANG

>>377564115
fuck off with this meme page tier shit

>>377568245
That pizza looks tasty.

>>377565707
>cheesesteak
>aesthetically pleasing
I don't think you know what a cheesesteak is

>>377562975
This image is pretty false. They can get the burgers to look pretty close to what's advertised. It still surprises me.

>>377568245
Literally nothing wrong with that Pizza.

>>377564801
Pork bones and a shit load of spare time

They don't even try to moderate this board, do they?

>inb4 ironic ban

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>>377568302
>>377568245
That waitress looks tasty.

>>377566479
>fast food poutine
>the best
neck yourself, holy shit

>>377565010

That looks like Giordano's pizza in Chicago. God damn, my dick.

>>377563095
Fuck this looks delicious. Shame about that shitty "Bread' though.

>>377564978
disgusting

>>377565010
horrifying

>>377565105
revolting


I'm not surprised americans live on average 12 years less than us

>>377568379
Nah, the mods kind of just let these threads slide and only intervene once it hits 200 or so replies in order to make it look like they're doing their job.
Not that I'm complaining, /v/ is the best board for non vidya discussion.

>>377565478

>no crawfish

What the fuck, you gotta get some crawfish in this.

>>377568204
why does a "very high dairy content" mean anything, or that it would digest differently? I'm actually concerned you are a retarded.I live in the midwest, consume huge amounts of dairy on a daily basis, and am completely healthy and normal.

>>377568489
crawfish tastes like dirt

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>>377568401
>red robin
>fast food
have you ever left the house?

>>377568502
Brazillians are niggers confirmed?

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>>377565862
>lean walmart sirloin
>cooked medium well
>TASTY

>>377567852
that's nonsense, thanks to all those food realities there's never been more people trying to cook as there are now.
Most people I know can cook pretty damn fuckin well

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>>377568502

>>377568443
no one gives a fuck about you you dumb nigger

>>377568443
obsessed

>>377568594
>Most people I know can cook pretty damn fuckin well

Just cause your mum and sis know how to cook doesn't mean every woman knows how to cook tard

>>377568553
I'm sure he just meant chain franchise which is commonly associated with fast food once it becomes popular enough.

>>377568507
Humans can't easily digest dairy. We're accustomed to it because mothers milk (breastmilk) has enzymes in it that essentially digest the lactose for us as babies. While it isn't impossible for us to eat cheese/drink milk obviously, it's not nearly as digestible as say, meat. Many people develop lactose intolerance as a child or as they get older. Even people who insist that milk is super good for you and they have no problems drinking it still have raunchy fucking gas/diarrhea from it.

>>377568502
I don't know why this cracks me up so much.

>>377568472
Ever consider leaving? The more people here for discussion about other things, the worse this board gets. I mean, you're probably shitposting, but this board already has enough problems with the e-celeb and waifu threads when people aren't just posting porn or utter garbage.

I don't know why I bother, this place has been fucked for years now and it only gets worse.

>>377568594
All it takes is the rudimentary ability to follow instructions and and Internet connection. Anyone can cook if they try. Problem is most people don't try.

>>377563712
They taste like absolute dog shit btw

>>377565862
Oh man, my ex brought me over to his place and made this for me and it was really good but knowing he got it from a TASTY video just makes the blowjob he gave me after less satisfying

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>go visit yurop
>everyone keeps telling me that the food will be so much better than what I've had in USA
>admittedly a lot of the food WAS really good
>get to the bread
>everyone kept telling me the bread in particular was supposed to be so much better
>apparently American bread has a cake-like sweetness
>get excited
>bite down into some
>mfw it tastes like a fucking ground up rock made into a loaf
Is this a meme? Was I tricked? Yuros? Hello?

>>377568502
And this is why niggers get ebola.

>>377564749
my cooking stuff gradually got more weeb as time went on. I just made a lazy jap dish. You know those beef bowl/katsudon things? its my goto for finishing whatever leftover meatstuff I have in the fridge.
>heat oil in medium heat, throw in some dried crushed chilies for favored oil if you want
>saute sliced onions in a pan
>slice and toss in whatever leftover protein you got in your fridge like sausage, chicken breast, beef
>pour in sauce mix (3 tablespoons soy sauce, 3 tablespoons cooking rice wine, 1 tablespoon mirin, and a teaspoon of sugar/honey) save some to pour over finished dish
>crack egg into the center of the pan and cover to simmer everything
>when the eggyolk just starts to cook, pour everything on top of a bed of rice in a bowl. pour the rest of the sauce mix on top.
Iunno, Im not a high level weaboo, I just like stuff on rice

>>377568824
As opposed to what exactly? Making the recipe up from nothing? Reading it from a 80 year old cookbook?

I'm giving you a (You) so you might as well respond.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>377568717
Can confirm. My ability to digest diary has declined sharply now that I'm in my thirties. I take a lactaid pill before anything with a lot of lactose in it because a lot of my diet still has a bunch of dairy in it. No big deal; just a little bit of money every now and then to still enjoy my shitty food.

>>377568754
>Ever consider leaving?
nope

>>377568873
Well given that europe is quite small, like maybe two cities, with a shared bakery, we all clearly know the bread you got. And it's actually awful, we're just jealous of US bread.

So yeah, we got you!

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>>377568717
I'll take awesome smelly smarts in exchange for delicious, delicious whole milk.

Also, >mothers milk (breastmilk)
>pic related

>>377563023
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/tripcode/%21%21QSvwrQMMkoH/page/2/
we all know this is you. it's the same guy every time.

>>377568684
My mum is good yeah but my previous 4 exes were all pretty good as well
My current fiancee is good as well and I have lots of friends who are truly decent at least

not my fault you live in a shithole with troglodytes

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>>377568873
>eat sugary bread entire life
>try not sugary bread
>surprised when it doesn't taste sweet

>>377568936
Seconding this, I remember when a bunch of buddies and I bought gallons of chocolate milk from costco when we were all like 22-26. We all drank like a half gallon while vidyaing and then spent the next 4 hours rotating through the bathroom and dropping nuclear farts.

But dammit that chocolate milk was so good.

>>377568936
I find it depends on how often I have it. If I don't regulary eat some cheese, I have to "retrain" it.

Also, don't eat diaries. They're for writing in and reading.

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>>377568873
The bread has more variety than you're accustomed to. If you don't know what kind of bread you're getting you shouldn't get it. I picked up some phenomenal bread at a market in Switzerland. I have no clue what was inside it aside from sunflower seeds but it blew my mind.

>>377563095
this is franklin's it? went there last year, not usually a fan of bbq and steak but it was the best i've ever had in my life

>>377569046

whatever you need to do to keep the lie up anon.
no one will judge you here

>>377565010
if you have to pick that shit up with a cake knife its not pizza anymore, no matter what you retards think

>>377568985
Google "European Bread", ya dingus.

It's a thing.

>>377568618
>calls me nigger
>comes from the same country who eats these abominations
>a country full of niggers

the irony

>>377569060
>entry tier chocolate
>not patrician tier strawberry or lost gold tier banana

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>watch gordon ramsay fish and bake some french fries
>proceeds to put the french fries on bread and has the fish as a side
you brits are confused

>>377568245
wtf is that doughy mess

>>377569064
>If I don't regulary eat some cheese, I have to "retrain" it.

This is also related to how well the human body can adapt to things. Being more resistant to the effects of dairy because you eat it often is a real thing, similar to how people who eat food in countries while they're on vacation often get food poisoning because they're not used to the specific kinds of bacteria and such relative to those areas. But the people who eat that food everyday are fine.

>>377569203
>a french fry sandwich
so this...is the power....of yurop cuisine

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>>377569176
What the fuck is this gay-person response? Just commit suicide.

>>377568873
What? Bread is seriously sweet in USA? You can't make this shit up, no wonder you're all fat

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>tfw smoked mortadella

>>377569145
Maybe in the US where they can advertise with "european bread" without getting laughed out of the room.

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>>377569064
The reason why this happens is because of the bacteria cultures in your guts. If you've giving them the lactose they like to eat, they grow and multiply, and they can handle even more lactose. If you go a long time without dairy their population thins out and you can overwhelm them.

So if you treat them right they can prevent you from getting diarrhea. Without them the lactose sucks all of the water out of your intestinal walls.
But it's not all good news. The byproduct of them handling the lactose instead of you is that they release gas whereas if your body created more lactase enzyme there would be no gaseous byproduct.

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And it's vidya related!

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>>377569203
Brits have the finest cuisine in the world as this toast sandwich hardily demonstrates.

>>377569127
why would I lie about that?
what is the fuckin gain I would get by saying that most people I know can cook pretty well?

Again, I live in Italy so it might be that, but your statement that most people nowadays suck at cooking is just bullshit, people used to suck at cooking much more 20 years ago

>>377569392
This guy eats.

>>377569309
Our white sandwich bread generally sucks. But that shit is for niggers and white trash. People with pride and taste obviously eat bread that is quality.

>>377569292

>doesn't understand logic

maybe you should consider suicide

>>377569467
>why would I lie about that?
to keep the lie up
and you're putting in quite the effort to convince me you're not living a lie
don't worry anon
we don't judge here

why this /ck/ thread is so good in /v/

and in /ck/ is so boring

>>377569610
Boards are bad at their topics

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>>377569553
>tfw addicted to jew bread

>>377569467
>getting this worked up on /v/ in a non vidya thread

wewlad

>>377569610
This is true for all boards. /o/ has fantastic taste in anime for instance.

>>377563095
Where the fuck's the real bread and at least some lettuce or something what the fuck?

Also half that meat looks overcooked.

>>377569589
believe what you want man

>>377569698
/t/ has better taste in porn than every porn board.

>>377569750
you as well

Quick! you are alone and hungry in your home and you dont wanna go out or order. what do you make for dinner?

>>377569657
lurker here- how is that? do you use it for sandwiches, or toast, or soup dipping?

>>377569810
Uhhh uhhh uhh spiders!

>>377569610
This happens with a lot of threads and boards. [o/k] crossposting was my favorite hybrid for a while.

>>377569810
I eat a banana

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>>377563095
>>377563536
>>377563735
>>377564438
>>377564679
>>377565137
>>377566316
>>377567925
>>377568431

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>>377568046
fembois are as useless as women, real men know how to cook, not fagbois who pretend to use the easy-bake oven

>>377563461

>DS2 tastes the best

>>377563095
That's unhealthy as fuck

>>377569848
I use it for sandwiches mainly, though it would probably make good toast too.
The taste itself is kinda hard to explain. Best way I can put it is its bitter, but in a good way.

>>377562975

>Stunlock Souls 3*

Fixed that for you, buddy.

>>377569810
Toast and water.

>>377569031
No lie, cheesy pizza with all that saucy goodness is my weakness

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lets party lads

>>377569848
its good for anything really as long as you like the texture and taste
t. bakes bread for a living

>>377564978
Disgusting
Why would anyone eat this?

>>377569970
this is pretty good so long as you treat it like a garnish/not slam it like a sugary drink. a couple sips and that's it.

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>>377569970

>>377563790
It's not even good bread

it's the shittiest kind you can get

>>377569895
>picture of a couple
w-who's holding the camera?

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>>377569970
BORRA EST-----

>>377569940
obviously not tasteless and dilapidated like american white sandwich bread right? i'm sure it'd be dank if you had some fresh deli cuts, fresh veggies, and some tasty mustard

>>377570036
those two ARE the food

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>>377570036
Presumably another person, but I suppose it could be a ghost.

>>377568873
>sweet bread
Wtf is this meme? Murican? Hello?

>>377570056
>obviously not tasteless and dilapidated like american white sandwich bread right?
Nah, dark rye (and rye in general I guess) in my experience is surprisingly strong stuff.

I wish food wasn't so expensive

>>377562975
Did you mean to say Dark Souls 2, OP? I really do not see how this is applicable otherwise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykbT03r_9Zo

>>377570097
>>377570106

thanks, im too scared to cook now you fuckers.

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>>377570106

>>377569810
Indomie

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>>377569403
oh you cunt

>>377570157
I never really thought about/realized how absolutely shit Dark Souls graphics are.