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what went wrong?
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Did anything went right?
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All of it.
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Fucking canadians werent happy enough in ruining only dead rising
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Everything that possibly could have.
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>>377556594
Clearly rushed out and unfinished.
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>>377556594
> no mass effect 2

There you go.
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everything
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>>377556809
It wasn't rushed at all. In fact, it was delayed from its original release date last year. The team behind it were just completely incompetent, with no experience of making a AAA video game. They could have been given until 2027 to finish it and it'd have still been bad. The current work being done to fix it up isn't being done by the same people who made the mess in the first place, because they don't work there any more.
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All mass effect games are bad

Andromeda is probably the best in the series, it is a bad series though
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Literally gave an important, big budget game to a dev team that never made a real game
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>>377557005
>>377557039
Ah yes, the edgy contrarians
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>>377556594
Bioware lost track of what made their games good and filled them with shit for people who didn't like playing games
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>>377557039
MAYBE I'M FOOLISH
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>>377556594
Forced diversity hires
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>>377556594
They hired "progressively" rather than because of actual talent.
It was written poorly and finally it was released in an unfinished state.
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>>377556594
>Mass Effect
Automatic garbage.
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>>377557039
underrated post
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>>377557039
>19 posts
>17 different IPs
learn to shill pls
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>>377556594
Lots of budget used in a very poor manner ends up creating a very mediocre game.
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>>377557326
>It was written poorly
That applies to all ME games.
And all videogames altogether.
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>>377556594
Canada
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>>377556594
Weird writing with one liners all over the fucking place combined with the fact that Bioware couldn't make a good open world game if their life depended on it.
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>>377557372
Buy Battleborn.
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>>377557412
Only all videogames? Lol, nice shit taste. There has never been a well created piece of media in the history of entertainment.
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>Asari choosing their pronouns
>FUCKING THREE SALARIAN FEMALES
>Pathfinder is a hereditary title
>Female Krogans are doing grunt work and not held in the highest titles
>Popcorn in Andromeda
>AI are legal

I am beyond triggered. I am beyond mad. I am suffering such autism you would not believe.
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>>377557326
>They hired "progressively" rather than because of actual talent

No, they hired cheap rather than because of actual talent. Much of the dev team were fresh out of college and/or new to the industry, looking to get a foot in the door. They even hired people from the fucking fan community to work on it, in roles they were completely unsuited to.

Andromeda was EA's experiment to see if they could make a game like Mass Effect on the cheap, and it blew up in their face.
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>>377557286
>>377557326

Sorry, this was all the white man's fault.
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>>377557540
There is literally nothing wrong with any of those points.
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>>377557551
why the fuck is Northernlion there
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>>377556594
After the success of Mass Effect 1, Bioware decided to change up most of the writing team to make it more of a dumb action game. They were clearly hamstrung by having to take a good, interesting setting and turn into schlock, but they figured it out.

Then after the Mass Effect 3 debacle, they decided they couldn't fuck it up even worse.

Somehow they did.
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I wrote a six page essay on this question and the gist is as follows:

>graphics for anything outside the natural environments are ugly and bland, like plastic
>uninspired and uninteresting art design
>awful animations
>boring, absent music
>bland gunplay with awful, laggy controls and bullet spongey enemies
>bland MMO themepark open worlds with no simulation or discovery, everything is mapped, labeled and directed
>rehash plot identical to every Bioware game of the past fifteen years
>rehash characters that are basically "old character with a twist"

Honestly the story is the worst part.
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>>377557693
Mass Effect was generic schlock since the first one.
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>>377557643
>>377557643
>Salarian females are 1% of the entire Salarian population
>So highly valued that entire companies and organisations are traded for a single opportunity to mate with one
>Hurr durr she's a female assistant, hurr durr she's an expendable pathfinder
>20,000 of Salarians in total <:o)

I don't expect Andromeda fans to understand maths
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>>377557039
IKR? All these misogynistic, racist, bigotted woman hating manchildren need to learn to grow up!
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>nips fueled only on rice, cocaine and a shit ton of philosophy end up creating Nier Automata for pennies.

>Mass Effect Andromeda gets 20 times the funding and ends up being a mediocre bland pile of shit

pottery
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For real, Bioware edmonton problably had the most incompetent management in recent gaming history
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>>377557904
Your statistics may be canon for Mass Effect 1-3, but they aren't for Andromeda.
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>>377557770
You forgot to add that squadmates are mechanically useless, their powers can't be micromanaged and you can't change their weapons, 100% agree with everything you say.
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>Only reason people hate this game is because they'er biggoted transphobes
You're NOT on the right side of history! Learn to grow up and accept progressiveness. It's in the name. We're moving forward, but you're holding us back!
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>>377558090
>1% of Salarians are female
>20,000 Salarians came to Andromeda on the Arc

What fucking part of that equation was changed for Andromeda? What fucking part of that lost 1% of the ENTIRE SALARIAN DNA because 2 Salarian females died on my playthrough?

That's just a single point. The entire game shows that the people who made the game never played ME1,2,3. At Best they watched YouTube playthroughs.

Such basic misunderstandings like Genophage being cured or Asari and Turians accepting AI is beyond retardation.
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>>377558072
Why is that?
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>>377558146
Yes, this was one of the biggest downgrades in gunplay. Fun fact: even though you can no longer change your squadmates' weapons, they still hold the stock Avenger in some cutscenes but not others.

At this point I've given up on sci-fi action games.
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>>377556594

Nothing, only drumpflords don't like this game
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>Hates Andromeda
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>>377558048
desu Nier Automata isn't that good as weebs say
Still 7/10 interesting action game
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>>377558335
If you want sci-fi action you could always pick up Battleborn
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>>377558048
Too bad neither amount to anything.
This industry needs to crash already.
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Only pathetic white men with small penises hate this amazing game.
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>>377556594
I liked the game, but Ryder, he was no Shepard and no matter how you customize it his voice still wasn't manly enough
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>>377558527
Agreed, there hasn't been a single good game in the last 10 years.
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>>377558048
>a shit ton of philosophy
Is the standard for writing in videogames so low that a generic story talking about AIs and whether they feel is considered philosophy?
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It's the EA pattern, dragon age are keeping them going for now but if the next one is fantasy Andromeda Bioware will be taken out back with a shotgun.
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>>377558537
>>377558425
>>377558154
I love how the only people saying this is /v/eddit.
Hope all idealists get executed.
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>>377558616
Now this is what I call contrarian.
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No one cares about your racist, transphobic, sexist politics you stupid nerds. There's a reason you're ostricized from society and it's because you're pathetic and holding us back. Androma is an amazing game for it's progressiveness and breaking societal norms. Fuck off.
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>>377558718
Contrarian is someone who has watched something other than Marvel capeshit?
Are you unironically defending the storytelling of a videogame?
A medium that considers MGS, TLOU or TW3 writing masterpieces.
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>>377558283
Money and time wasted, choice of character modeling tech and poor quality control, terrible marketing, lack of commom sense in general.

Ea did the right thing on not giving that disaster of studio a second chance, too incompetent to let it have any autonomy.
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>>377558617
Plus their new IP is a Destiny clone, it's like they're setting themselves up for failure on purpose.
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>>377558817
>>377558154
>>377558537
Are you this desperate for replies, or like fat as fuck redditors say, le (You)s xDD?
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>>377558818
>movies
>a good story telling medium

Now that's funny. Pick up a book sometime.
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>>377558926
No, that's the thing, I don't expect someone defending storytelling in videogames to have ever touched a book.
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>>377559005
Agreed, actually books are a shit medium too. There has never been a written story that was good.
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>>377559072
There are because it's the only medium that's forced to have a decent story to keep someone entertained.
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>>377559130
Now you're baiting. Every single book is dogshit.

(You)
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>>377556594
This
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>>377559072
Literally this, if it's not on a cave wall it's not a good story.
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>>377559180
Oh, you think i'm generalizing and doing that same thing, thats an okay tactic that a lot of people fall far.
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>>377559204
There's a very masculine bald female in this image.
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>>377559204
Also, thats a faggit LGBT.
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>>377559260
Tactics are shit, there has never been a good tactic.

Nice bait.
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>>377559204
>6 patches later reverse the gun that was wrong with Pebees introduction
>The model is clipped because you cropped it in the first place to fit into Peebee's hand

I am so fucking disgusted with women I need to leave this thread
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>>377558693

drumpflord detected
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>>377559229
>cave paintings
>not tribal screeching
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>>377559204
>male chaperone
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>>377559329
>I am so fucking disgusted with women

Wow. Nice generalization you sexist pig.
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>>377559072
>>377559327
>/v/eddit getting angry because only you are dumb enough to like videogame plots
Don't you love Ciri as a character from TW3, the sorceress who is also a witcher, who can travel through space and time, is the heir to the biggest empire on Earth and has the entire cast and plot of the game orbiting around her.
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Mass Effect 3 is what went wrong.
Andromeda is a fine game, marred by the history of the franchise.
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>>377559329
Except most of Bioware Montreal are white men.
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>>377559501
>/tv/eddit getting buttblasted since their shit medium is dying

Shouldn't you be baneposting or some shit?
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>>377559657
Oh no, let Hollywood burn, it's set to be more entertaining than 90% of the movies of the past 20 years.
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>>377559501
Looks like the plot was too deep for you.
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>>377556594
nothing really, it's a game made from cancer for cancer
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>>377559745
Eyyyy le fun at parties guy!
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>>377559745
*unsheathes katana*

yes.. let the entertainment that keeps the sheep in line burn down... lets see a world in chaos..
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>>377557039
>best mass andromeda
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>>377556594
This faggot drinking semen.
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>>377559984
>>377559914
Impressive lack of arguments, then again, you unironically defend storytelling in videogames.
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>>377560020
It's still hilarious that he isn't aware that white tears is slang for semen.
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>>377556594
EA wanted to be cheap, Bioware passed it off to new people without having any people with experience to guide them.

Also no option to stick your dick in your pilots tight wet frogpussy
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@377560082

Not even worth a (You) at this point.
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>>377558048
>creating Nier Automata for pennies
>Mass Effect had 20 times the funding

I don't think that was thought through.
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>>377556594
>Doormat protagonist
>Worse voice acting than fallout 4
>Harder difficulty is just enemies have higher health and do more damage
>A retarded amount of bugs and glitches
>Companions are uninteresting
>Felt like a half finished game, setup for guaranteed DLC
>can't customize companions so they're completely useless
>Weapons are restricted to "Which ever does the highest damage wins" otherwise you're just wasting time and ammo
>Some shit just makes no sense for no fucking reason
>Unnecessary and random plot devices
>40% of the game is watching cutscenes from moving planet to planet
>Removal of paragon and renegade made dialogue uninteresting, new response system is retarded
>Forced quirky bullshit, honestly feels like a terrible shitty sitcom
>Antagonist is more forgetful than the rest of the game

DA:I had more fucking content and that's not even because of the shitty MMO styled quests where you kill a fuck ton of bandits because it told you to. The game is a 4 or 5 out of 10 at max because its just so empty.
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>>377560295
I was hoping nobody would notice. :^)
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>>377560248
You give up with not a single argument, that's sad but expected.
And yes, reddit, they are not replies, they are le (You)s xDD amirite.
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>>377560148
Why duh. Why waste money on some lame mass effect when you have STAR WARS now?
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@377560364
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>>377557540
>>Asari choosing their pronouns
This actually interested me on the basis of how would a society that has no need to gender specific pronouns would react and change when faced with cultures that do use them, and place great importance on them.
>>FUCKING THREE SALARIAN FEMALES
Well they need to reproduce some how.
>>Pathfinder is a hereditary title
Everyone very much tells you that it is not. That Papi Ryder picking you was highly unorthodox.
>>Female Krogans are doing grunt work and not held in the highest titles
The clan that came to andromeda bucked Wrex's system and were apparently always considered kind of retarded.
>>Popcorn in Andromeda
They literally brought it with them
>>AI are legal
Why would the AI care what the Citadel thought about AI?
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>>377559204
>code me a sandwich
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>>377557039
FUCKING POL STOP BULLYING MY GAME
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>>377560420
>Star Wars
Fuck Star Wars.
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>>377560426
And I think you stopped trying to defend your deliciously pathetic industry.
And give me another @
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to: 377560638
Subject: (You)
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>Mass Reddit is dead
Finally, after 9 years.
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LOOKS LIKE OI REELY PISSED THAT ONE OFF! MAYBEE CAUSE I SHOT IM IN THE FAEC!!?
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The point is that Salarian females are so rare and held in such high regard culturally that the Salarian Union is pretty much a matriarchy.
Yet in MEA we see a Salarian secretary and a Salarian Dockworker. Honestly if the Salarian Captain or the Initiative Director where female i could understand, but even then it's highly unlikely a Salarian population of 20k would have more than 2 or 3 salarian females at all. More likely just several clutches of frozen eggs.
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>>377560420
>STAR WARS now
>STAR WARS
>now
fucking kill me
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>>377558537
I'm an unsuccessful white man with a under average penis and I don't really like that game.

Shit, I guess your kind of right.
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>>377561161
Counterpoint:
I have a massive dick and hate the game too.
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>>377561289
Like, not only long but fat too.I'm quite proud of it honestly.
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>>377561161
>>377561289
I have an average dick and I dislike this game.
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>>377556594
I wouldn't mind the terrible characters and animations if the story was any good. But holy shit it was so fucking bad.
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>>377560420
>Disney Star Wars

2 moies in and they were both literally worse than the prequels, and I didn't even think that was possible
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>>377561470
Story is irrelevant in videogames.
Any narrative focused franchise deserves to die like Mass Effect or MGS.
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>>377561486
VII was fine. Rogue One was a piss poor sanitized war movie though.
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>>377560503
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>>377561541
There have been story focused games since the 70s.
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>>377560979
You can chalk that up to those particular females not wanting to be Dalatrasses or in Political Roles so they left for Andromeda.

The rarity of Female Salarians is an intentional choice anyway, Fertilized Eggs become Female while Unfertilized Eggs become Male. Fertilizing females is seen as a political act not out of necessity or due to rarity.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KWkao73HuU
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>>377560979
Lorefag here.

The rarity of Salarian females is a cultural issue, not a biological one. It's stated that a Salarian female produces about a hundred eggs per year, which hatch into males if unfertilized and hatch into females if fertilized. It would be easy enough to make a bunch more females if necessary, though I'd be surprised if the female leaders wanted to ditch their matriarchal setup. I guess they wanted to repopulate really fast so made females out the wazoo.
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>>377562238
we asked for a lorefag, not a memefag
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>>377561839
Hope they keep flopping as long as they tell garbage stories.
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>>377562049
wow, you unironically posted that video from THAT youtuber


WOW...just...wow
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>>377562418
They all flop horribly, that's why they've been making them for 40 years.
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>>377562238
Nobody is repopulating yet in Andromeda.

Everyone is basically on birth control
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>>377562747
You'd think by now a game with an actual good story would have appeared.
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>>377558557

Too lazy to look it up but what year did STALKER and Metro 2033 (the original) come out? Because both of those were awesome. I'd also argue at release Payday 2 was near perfect, just got progressively worse as what was just slightly above an indie dev started to adopt "AAA" publisher bullshit.
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> Start the game
> Try to make a character that looks somewhat like myself
> Can't make fucking white people
> Apparently this was intentional
> mfw

Not only is the overall story and narrative terrible, but the fucking dialog too. It's like that "hello fellow kids" meme come to life.
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>>377562773
Good point. The only explanation would be the Andromeda Initiative starting ~10 years early and one or more Salarian clans deciding to make tons of females to be ready for the trip.

I double checked the wiki, Females are rare because Salarians imprint on whoever is near them when they hatch, making them loyal to that person. So they gotta be careful about how many children get spawned to prevent armies from being raised and clan wars from happening.
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>>377557039
IKR? All these misogynistic, racist, bigotted woman hating manchildren need to learn to grow up!
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>>377562238
>come to a new galaxy to settle and repopulate
>send one of your few females out to chart new worlds
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>>377557039

DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH!!!!!!!!
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>white developers
Worthless, all of them.
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>>377562978
I can deal with the explanation that the females that are seen came because the dalatrass/political/matriarchal life simply didnt suit them. There's a fertility doctor, an initiative tech, a black market dealer and the original Salarian Pathfinder that are females.


But the only Female Salarian in Andromeda that has me scratching my head is the Secretary/Aide to Director Tann.

Which would have been helped if you could actually talk to her and ask why she's working as a Secretary.
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>>377563062
>If She dies the Captain of the Ark Replaces her
>Make some more females when you need to actually repopulate once colonies are properly set up
Salarians have it easy, Asari can slut it up as usual, Humans have their sperm and eggs on ice and ready to go.

Only ones in trouble are the Turians and maybe Krogan if they go back to being like how they were in the Milky Way.
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