Why do people feel the need to put this garbage on their profile

post yours

>>377543821
So this is the power of the master race

>into pokemon since 1999
His parents introduced him to Pokemon as a baby? Hot damn

>>377543821
console kiddies feeling the need to tell everyone about their new iphones

>>377543905

Not OP, but here is mine: >>377543698

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>>377543821
The worst part is listing your fucking OS.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/DaShii3
add me

>>377544536
https://steamcommunity.com/id/sodamndaring
add me too

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/alittlesleepy/

I recently changed around my profile, judge it.

I don't mind if you do, but I wouldn't recommend adding me I'm pretty bad at replying.

>>377543821
>ddr3-1600
lmao

>http://steamcommunity.com/id/St4ck

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>spending more money on your laptop than pc
>GAYMEN LAPTOP

>>377543821
>tfw mine is empty

>>377543821
my assumption is that because steam is basically internet 2.0, these type of fags use their profile page as social media, which essentially is what steam is, that and DRM

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>>377543821
>mfw its actually OPs profile

>>377545360
>not using your laptop while led in bed to shitpost
>playing vidya more than shitposting
get with the program anon

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/thesuperlight/


I bought a 2013 WRX last week and the rod bearings spun 6 days later let's talk about it.

>>377545671
I already use an X220 to browse in bed, but that's not the point. Only people with more money than brains would spend that much on a laptop.

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>>377545764
>I bought a 2013 WRX last week and the rod bearings spun 6 days later

That's like a 10 thousand dollar repair.

I would post the shit i really hate but i would get banned for barneyfagshit outside of /mlp/.

people who used to post that shit and anime trash to fucking game hubs are shitheads. i once told off a guy and his reasoning was that he was a higher level than me.

>>377545969
>Doesn't like anime
>Posts on 4chan for some reason

>>377543821
They think it is #esports #grind #goingstronk and shit like that. Poor sods thinks some team is going to pick them up if they put useless sponsorshit to their profile.

>>377545764
sucks to be you, maybe next time you will treat it right

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>>377545764

>I bought a 2013 WRX last week and the rod bearings spun 6 days later let's talk about it.

Still under warranty?
lmao

>>377546286
Not him but the stock ecu tune on any pre 16 wrx will roast those bearings in less than 50k miles almost guaranteed unless you drive it like a grandma

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>>377543821
8th grader syndrome

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>>377545764
time for a jdm swap

>>377543821
Post your red flags and instant blocks

>anime profile picture, art showcase, or background

I actually like anime and nip games, but 99% of the people who have one of those are complete fucking cancer. The worst part is is that the only shit they actually play is stuff like CSGO, and the weeb stuff they do play are usually garbage VNs

>>377546779
I have an anime profile picture, does that upset you?

>>377546779
What's wrong with a good looking background+showcase-see-through?

>>377543821
Who is this cutie? :3

>>377546779
this. I too like anime. But there's basically nothing on my profile that would give that away. If someone has anime on their profile they're 99% likely to be a surface weeb or underage. The only weebs I want to talk to are the /jp/ weebs that are jaded and have seen as much as me

My biggest red flags are

DO NOT ADD ME WITHOUT A REASON/COMMENT EXPLAINING WHY

These people are usually fucking insane and lonely

>>377546779
>public profile

>>377543821
>masshole

as in a resident of massachusetts?

i have a friend who lives there, says they're all gigantic cucks

http://steamcommunity.com/id/kawaiianimeshoujo
add me up losers

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I wish I had a Fursona. I have the money to commission a bunch of shitty artists to draw my Fursona, but I am just not that into furry shit.

I have an affinity for Pomeranian, but I dunno if that's a valid Fursona, because if it was an anthropomorphic Pomeranian it would just look like a normal dog.

I do have a lot of original female characters that I RP with though.

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I have an Anime profile picture and pic related as my background.

>5.75TB of storage total
That's a lot of Pokemon porn

>>377547189
>last online 24 days ago
d-did he died?

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>>377543821
>masshole
I'm sorry for this guy, everyone. He doesn't represent all of us here in the great state of Massachusetts.

>>377546491
no it wont

you spend too much time on forums where people floor it at 55mph in 5th and wonder why shit went bang

>>377547260
I hate how quickly I recognized this as The Whispered World.

Yucky.

>>377547354
add me up loser

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>>377547189
>998 groups
>285 friends

https://steamcommunity.com/id/zStinkLoser430oz
>18:22 - nicx: I'm into scat, pissplay, hard vore, soft vore, necrophilia, guro, feet, abuse, degrading AND one of my most favourite kinks ever... being a cuckold.
Nicx is the best OSRS player in the world.

So this is the power of runescape players...

>>377547594
add me up loser

>>377543821
They don't have any friends so they're hoping to settle for online "friends"

>>377547463
If he bought it used and it happened in 6 days its highly unlikely it was anything he did. Unless he literally took it to a track and tried to ken block

>>377546779
>more than 20 friends
>any elaborate bullshit
>using steam as facebook 2.0

>>377547624
No Kinkshaming, you nigger.

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>>377545674
Furries are fucking weird man

>>377544901
I like the aesthetics. If you're a fan of cyberpunk you might like Va11 Hall-A, although it's a VN with simplistic gameplay.

>>377547803
I have nothing against weird fetishes, as long as it isn't scat and guro. But posting this shit on your profile about someone else is just weird, these are literally manchildren who never grew up, keep playing their dead game, and resign themselves to degeneracy.

>>377546779

>Dota 2

Even more so when it got 1000h+ played.
As a general rule, any MOBA player are, more often than not, human scum.
I had friends that couldn't shut up about LOL, DOTA and the like, all day long for months. Stupid fuckers even played LOL while watching LOL on twitch when me and another friend came to visit.
They didn't talk with us, nor drink, nor anything they just talked about LOL and nothing else. I'm not friend with them anymore, go figure.

>>377546779
>I actually like anime and nip games, but 99% of the people who have one of those are complete fucking cancer. The worst part is is that the only shit they actually play is stuff like CSGO, and the weeb stuff they do play are usually garbage VNs
All of that. Steam "weebs" are a blight, might as well just find the non-weebs there and make friends with those.

>>377548079
>implying you have any friends at all
It's time to wake up..

>>377547189

>swiss

Melon Pan is that you ?

>>377543821
>Pokéfur

What?

>>377548310
add me up loser

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Every anime profile person I've tried to become invested in has been a huge faggot. They waste your time, then as soon as things don't go their way they block you.

>Says the voice in "your discord server" doesn't work
>Calmly and logically explain to him that there is no such thing as "my" discord server, because Discord servers are run by a bunch of randoms in silicone valley and not hosted on my own computer like Teamspeak is
>blocks and removes me

>Another one says he wants to play Siege and is new to the game
>Tell him to come play
>He says he doesn't want to voice chat because "he's shyuuu"
>Calmly and logically explain to him that Siege is a tactical game that requires that you voice chat to give callouts and information, plus, it's a lot more fun with voice chat.
>blocks and removes me

>>377546779
>MOBA
>CSGO
>TF2
>Do not X
>Specs
>Profile is set to private

>>377548328
I'm guessing he masturbates to pokemon.

Who can honestly blame him tho..

>>377548395
you sound like a faggot

>>377548395
>They waste your time, then as soon as things don't go their way they block you.
I do this too often desu, it's especially bad if I actually had some fun conversations because I'll start nervously looking at their profiles all the time and contemplating whether or not to start a conversation, if I am boring/annoying them or not till I eventually just block and remove. Please send help.

>>377548683
don't be a FUKIN pussy

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>>377548328
My detective skills say that he either jacks it to pokemon or wants to be one.
He has quite possibly never had sex.

>>377548395
This is good satire

>Furfag
>Pc specs
Fucking faggot

All i have on my profile is my mice and ingame sensitivity / cm/360, since i get asked about it constantly

>>377548649
You mean that I sound like an intellectual?

>>377544536
shit, no.

>>377544826
no

>>377544901
>canadian
dropped isntantly

>>377545218
nice bird. Other than that fuck you.

>>377545764
tryhard faggot.

>>377547624
>british
nuff said

>>377548328
Lurk more newfriend.

>>377548984
nah

just a faggot

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no idea.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/stayawayimdangerous

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>>377548328
I guess.

>>377548985
Rate my profile bae
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Tunfisksalat/

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>>377546779
>DOTA
>TF2
>CS:GO
>Garrys mod
>lots of and only free to play games
>profile private
>anime picture
>excessive bullshit on profile like specs and talking about random shit

>>377549053
Cool, because I go to UC Berkeley, and you come off as a really dumb state school dropout.

>>377549090
Those fucking hand stilts are 10/10

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>>377549085

>>377549092

Yellow fever having loser, worthless. only gets a 1/10 because I don't give zeros.

>>377549257
>he only watches hollywood blockbusters and predigested entertainment
I feel sorry for you anon.

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>>377546779
>Moeshit anime garbage
>Cropped porn
>Furfaggotry
>Brony faggotry
>IRL profile pics
>Whores as their artwork
>"Pro player" or e-sports worshiping of any kind
>Personal info (age, sex etc)
>Ironic shit
>meme shit
>4chan groups or anything that shows you come in here


Good example :
http://steamcommunity.com/id/officialmaxbox/

http://steamcommunity.com/id/PapaBollozos/
Put shitty memes on my profile so i can finally kms
Don't add me tho

>>377549092
the gook shit, "deus vult" and csgo faggotry make you look like a faggot but you get points for grand strat and having <10 friends.

6/10

>>377546514
I couldn't put my finger on it. Thanks anon, this is literally chunibyou.

>>377546779
I have a weeb profile picture from a critically acclaimed movie. I guess 80s weeb isn't really weeb anymore these days is it? Not that I ever login to Steam. But my profile is private so do I pass or fail your red flag test?

>>377550473
You're fine. When I refer to anime pics I'm usually talking about generic moeshit/waifushit or shonen crap.

>>377548985
Different leaf here. I remember when everyone loved Canada online. Then we took the SJW pill and did nothing but shitpost for 2 straight years.

I hate my countrymen.

Why do people react so strongly to csgo?
Regular games usually last 5-20 hours, I somehow managed to get 40 hours out of system shock 2 after replaying it 4-5 times, while a single cs match lasts 1 hour or more. Obviously it'll end up at the top of your played games even if you play it somewhat casually on and off for a couple of years.

>>377551657
it's a shit game

http://steamcommunity.com/id/TrapsArentGay

How does my profile look?

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/rembrandt47/

>>377551821
Tons of replayability, very rewarding once you get better and end up in good matches, decent skill ceiling. I don't see the issue desu, at least not until we get a proper tribes game to replace it.

>>377552307
>Tons of replayability

lol

>>377552378
kek

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>>377552307
XD

>>377551151

Don't worry I've always hated your shit country.

>>377552307
rofl

>>377551070
Mine looks like generic moe shit to the ignorant masses though

>>377545764
>japshit that isn't Toyota breaks

why yes

>>377545764
>bought a 2013 WRX last week and the rod bearings spun 6 days later

why is this so funny, i havent laughed at anything on 4chan in like 4 months but this did it and i dont know why

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/tazurin/

don't add me unless you're a cute girl going to anime north

>>377549629
>4chan groups
Why is this a redflag? I know muh sekrit clubs things are shit but y tho

>>377547224
God damnit you shithead, I know who you are. I recognize that image and I recognize the filename.

>>377553643
Because it's a fucking anonymous website

The moment you attribute yourself to 4chan is when you stop being anonymous

It's like being a tripfag but outside of the website where it's even less socially acceptable

>>377553743
Good job replying to the wrong person.

>>377553743
meant for
>>377553640

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>>377546779
>cropped porn
>fetish groups

I mean I try and give everyone the benefit of the doubt, but fucking hell man.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/HummB/

Don't hit on me, silly boys.

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>that guy with a question mark avatar
>"No information Given."

I have a profile
It's mostly default/empty tho
Better not post it, don't want random chucklefucks asking me to buy them Dota or ERP with them or whatever.

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/Marsychan/

I like to put things on my profile uwu

>>377548985
Rate
https://steamcommunity.com/id/CannedBeanz

What's up with all the Steam profile messages being large ironic chain mail type messages and weird references to gay rp shit?

I don't get why it's so common

>>377554641
post discord

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>>377554641
Stupid German stupid flat.

>>377554641
>german
hahaha. enjoy your decaying country and muslim rape, weeb.

>>377554663
I didn't even click your link because I hate your id name. You people are all the same anyway.

>>377554952
>You people are all the same anyway.
That would hurt me if I were him

>>377554952
I use it because I like to have something memorable when I need to give it to someone.

>>377555036

You ARE him.

>>377554641
Huge + points for punpun, but what the fuck are you doing playing hoi4? It's literally trash killing the entire genre.

>>377543821
it's better than >>377545674

both of these are better than the furries with the entire 10 billion paragraphs on important people to them, shit about their f-list, and crap they think is cheeky, like "age: why dont u take aguess ;))))"

also most of these people are fucking trannies

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>>377554797
I Don't Know What You Ketamine#5476

>>377554894
>xiv
gross

>>377554952
bully

>>377555361
Thankus.
I enjoy hoi4 for the multiplayer

>>377549629
>guide on being my friend
are these people even fucking human

i feel like people from fucking /v/ can get a feel for having friends better than giving everyone you know a fucking guideline, what the hell

If you are still ERPing: STOP

Just stop, you will be a better person, please believe me

>>377555226
No ;_;

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>>377555636
What's wrong with ERP.
>>377555496
>Wants me to move in
>Calls my fav game gross

>>377555636
It would make me better and more interesting person if I started

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>>377546779
http://steamcommunity.com/id/grzegorzgear
I sinned with CSGO but this dark age is over.

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>>377555732
why the heck do you have a black cat stop!!!

>>377555636
>succs you're peepee
:3333

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>>377555815
Not black you blind racist

>>377555746
IS THAT?
COULD IT BE...

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>>377546779
>x's group of friends
Why the fuck do you need a group for your Steam friends anyways if you've got them on your friends list?

>>377555825
OwO

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>>377554773
>I'm a Girl Gamer
Fuck, why does every female outright say this?
Who cares, just play your fucking video games.

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>>377555917
Yes, two cakes.

>>377546779
>Furry (complete degenerate cancer, always making subtle references to sexual shit with animals which isn't funny at all)
>Edgy cringe sadboys shit like "kill me" "video games are boring" or "DUDE so JAPAN aesthetic LE post-modernism le depression"
>Mentions weed or drug use anywhere on their profile
>High number of friends (means they are a friend collector and don't hold core friendships)
>Has cringy copypasta comments on their profile
>Canadian
>Overly narcissistic, "follow these rules when you speak to me" kind of deal, thinks being friends with them is some kind of blessing from God himself
>Anime profile (these people don't even like anime, they're just fucking weird posers)
>Brony profile
>TF2 profile
>Presence of CS:GO anywhere (not a gamer)
>Presence of DOTA 2 anywhere (not a gamer)
>Presence of League of Legends anywhere (not a gamer)
>Lists specs, like anyone gives a fuck
>Long-winded biography
>Has one of those transparent space backgrounds with the shitty gif of whatever, they think it's tightest shit because they got it sucking 50 people off to get the level up, meanwhile Google searching a background and using it on a platform which allows real customization can create something so much cooler
>Is a high level, these people are completely fucking batshit insane and think they are celebrities

Probably sounds like I have extremely high standards, but I don't really, it's just that the Steam community is a landfill full of pretty much nothing but the human equivalent of diarrhea, with a few level-headed people scattered around.

>>377546779
>plays video games
Fucking manchildren.

>>377554641
You may be tempted to believe this is a girl, a tranny, a trap or at least a cute guy. It's not. It's a bald german subhuman. Please do not add.

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My profile is pretty modest, I haven't changed anything on it other than the profile picture in 5 years.

>>377556292
>meanwhile those people get all the attention here

>>377556292
tl;dr

>>377556585
Don't ever reply to me or my posts again if you aren't going to read them, I'm warning you

>>377556292
>not a gamer because you happened to have played one of these three games that a lot of people play

Seriously?

>>377556612
What did he mean by this?

>>377556728

It's so hard being a woman. Doing difficult things like existing and not having to look even remotely attractive.

>>377556728
>ywn have a sub boys harem
Why live

I just realised I'm too old for this place. What am I doing here?

>>377556750
When someone plays those games they usually have an absurd amount of hours in it, and play pretty much nothing else other than post-ironic meme games.

>>377556991
I'm 27.

You're here because it's the only place left where you can still call somebody a faggot, even if an overwhelming majority of the discussion is completely juvenile meme repetition ad nauseum.

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>>377555890
Im not racist wth
now gimme a kiss

>>377546779
>anime profile picture
Anime isn't really a problem until the person is really fucking obnoxious about it or if it starts to be annoying.

Also: It's cute. http://steamcommunity.com/id/imnotreallycreative/

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>>377554773

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>Steam has turned into Myspace

good thing the PC has no games. I'd hate it if I had to use Steam more than once every two months.

>>377557116
There must be something more to discussion than this.

>>377557267

Really nothing to say about this. Just plain old bad.

>>377557267
I took a look at your profile and a comment caught my eye that's kinda pretty exemplary of what most people here are kvetching about

"
Shub Niggurath 17 Apr, 2015 @ 3:40pm
+rep scammed all my skins and talked shit about my waifu, would rape again 10/10
"

Like honestly what the fuck is funny about this? Or hell, not even funny, what's amusing about this? What warranted someone to post this post-ironic garbage? Why is there so much of it?

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QUICK /v/ what's another stupid entertaining movie like the original vampire hunter d
also watch with me

>>377556728
Friendly reminder to report this cunt for inappropriate shit on their profile.

>>377557545
I honestly don't know and I agree with you that most comments are cringy, unfunny or retarded. But germans are always a decade behind everyone else when it comes to social trends and online stuff so he probably thought it was a funny and cool comment at that time.

>>377557663
Sword of the stranger
And thanks but i'm already gay

>>377543821
I dont understand why you let this kind of stuff trigger you, OP.

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>>377557894
thank you!
what did you mean by that?

>>377557116
iktf.

>>377558126
I'm too weird to watch anything with someone

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>>377558892
I don't wanna use voice and talk over it or anything, I don't even care if we're completely silent and never type. I just think it's fun

>>377546779
>Always see this "red flag" posters
>Find profiles they're talking about
>They have hundreds of friends, play tons of games, and are actively communicating with people
>They seem happy and don't give a shit about some random's judgement about their profile
>Red flag posters rarely ever post their own profile
>Or when they do
>5 friends or friendless
>No comments, no one gives a shit about them
>Afraid of being judged themselves so their profile is barebones and leaves no indication of what they even like so other people could find common ground and become friends

Red flag posters literally don't matter.
Do what you want and be who you want to be, because there's someone out there that likes the same things you do.

Alternatively, post your profile along with your "red flags."

>>377543821
Why would I have or look at any Steam profile at all? It's literally just a game launcher/DRM.

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>tfw mostly just play jrpg's and random weebshit

I'm pretty sure my 2 week hour total fluctuates between either being <15 hours or being >110~ hours.

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The worst thing you can do is post your fucking unfunny Steam chat logs on your profile.

>>377545764

>buying a flogged 2013 WRX
>probably from a dickhead they ran the shit out of the car before selling it
>not paying for an on the spot inspection

you deserve everything you got

>>377559428
>Items read out AUTISM
At least you are aware of it.

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>>377556728

>>377546779
>trump/maga shit
>cuck anywhere in name/profile

people with this crap on their profiles tend to be unstable teenagers who've been on /pol/ twice and think it's hilarious

>>377548884
Seems like a good guy

>>377556728
Would this work just for free games?