Please tell me I'm not the only one looking forward to this Cage Kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD1pbWCJcKQ
>>377538723
I love David Cage, even for all the shit he gets. Been a fan of his games since Indigo Prophecy and I'm looking forward to this game.
Hopefully they don't get distracted by shit addons and actually do the DLC they plan on.
>>377540387
NO DLC!
NO!
>>377540571
Well, I'd love for them to not do DLC but in this day and age it's hard to think they won't.
It's disgusting, people are getting away with selling season passes for dlc that is yet to be announced. How is this okay?
>>377538723
>"You can't kill me, I'm not alive!"
>"I'm holding all the cards!"
Wow that dialogue is definitely from a David Cage game. It's like he has the mental age of 14.
I hope this game has an awkward shower scene just like all his other games.
>>377538723
>Detroit based game
>Sometime the future
>White people
[ ? ? ?]
>>377538723
>red ring means hes turned evil
Shit, I was writing stuff like this at age 12.
>>377538723
after ok HR and bstosouls i cant watch another kino from the man
>>377538723
meh
Why hasn't the Ellen Page nude model been ripped from BTS yet? Not possible?
Was someone drawing dicks on her or something?
I'm looking forward to watching Matt, Pat, and Woolie play it and laugh my ass off at how terrible it is. It's unbelievable that David Cage is still making "games" and people still defend him when Indigo Prophecy was such a shit heap and everything after has been equally shit.
>>377538723
>rainy night
>MC approaches main bad guy
>bad guy crying
>all my life.... all my life in this city. All i wanted from this place, from Detroit.. one thing from Detroit: Become Human.
Bravo Cage.
>>377538723
>Sony senpais looking forward to another movie game
What else is new?
>>377538723
>DOOD SO KINO
shut the fuck up
>>377538723
It's going to be a wild ride.
>>377542149
Wait a minute, I saw this movie.
>>377538723
Here's what I really need to know about this game: Will I be able to piss and drink coffee?
>>377538723
Will we be able to stuff that little loli with android penis?
>>377541182
Humanity was able to cure niggerism.
>>377538723
I wish /tv/ anons would stop kidnapping the cunnies
>>377538723
After playing through Beyond Two Souls and Heavy Rain multiple times (to get the platinum when I cared about that,) I have zero interest in another game like those.
>>377538723
>>377543185
>PS4 Exclusive
>Meaning probably no SFM model
you fags talk about 'kino' all the time,
just because you've watched the godfather parts 1 and 2 doesn't mean you know shit about cinema. This is a fucking joke compared to the works of Kurosawa or Bergman
>>377542267
>sony story games where choices actually exist and matter: bad
>telltale cookie cutter games where there are literally no choices that matter and literally no gameplay: good
hmmm
>blue finger prints on loli
hmm
>>377543568
>>377543568
>retard thinks "kino" actually means what the meme means
>>377540387
>Been a fan of his games since Indigo Prophecy
>>377543667
Touch the loli.
Where's the nazis and gang violence?
>>377538723
I'm looking forward to it but I know I shouldn't be because David Cage's writing is poo balls.
>>377543568
This comment is pure kino
>>377538723
I'm looking forward to the Zaibatsu shitting on it.
>>377538723
I didn't have high hopes for this until they revealed Connor. Honestly even now I'm guessing it'll be an 8/10 at best, but I'll probably get it on sale.
>>377538723
i want to hold a cutie hostage!
>>377538723
I'm gonna watch it. I'm mildly interested.
>>377541182
It's called gentrification. It's how big cities are able to kick out poor colored folks without being called racists.
>>377538723
Iam OK with it. If only Cage's story werent so fucken retarded...
Have game journos been ass blasted over the title yet?
>>377538723
I unironically played Heavy Rain twice in a row because I got a shit ending the first time so yeah I am.
>>377538723
shaun glitch was the only good thing about Cage games after Fahrenheit
>>377544762
Nic Cage would make an amazing David Cage protagonist.
>Press X to BEEEES
>>377544325
>pic
that is his worst game though, not representative of his games as a whole.
fahreinheit was great until it went full retard.
heavy rain was very solid for most of the game
Why did he choose to set it in Detroit? Is this some kind of veiled allegorical game with the robots as present black people to show the horrors of the oppression they suffer?
>>377543374
Well they made alot of sarah and ellie porn even though it was PS3 so.
But yea hoping for some porn of that little girl in the OP.
>>377543830
They have serious B-movie appeal. They are strictly speaking terrible, but I just have a lot of fun with them.
>>377544993
because detroit is already rubble. so if someone were to start to build a new city, it'd be easier to get rid of old detroit as there's barely anything there
>>377544325
well that games mistake was being a boring as fuck setting with a female protag. a bladerunner esque world except the protag is an adroid himself seems interesting to me
>>377544893
>until it went full retard
Theres the rub though. If they could just have someone else finish his stories they might be decent.
>>377545046
>B-movie appeal
They aren't B-movie at all.
They are very much an attempt at a big budget movie style but a game.
>>377544325
combo! combo!
So, it's just LA Noire with androids?
If it's anything like Heavy Rain, I'll pick it up. That game/movie was fun as fuck
>>377545510
Oh I agree. They very much fail at what they attempt to be: but in the process become something unique and entertaining imo.
I'm the only one who think this does not look that great? the graphics feel odd
>>377538723
>sign in to confirm your age
Fucking youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxI_iThGVCs
>>377545931
We havent seen any gameplay yet so there's alot of theories what could be and so.
looks promising
>>377538723
>Detroit
>niggers aren't the biggest threat
>>377546069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5M8HHgomAc
>>377544893
Heavy Rain was shit, I played for about 12 hours then refunded it, and I even bought Fahrenheit the day it came out and thought it was pretty cool in parts.
I was like 17 back then though.
>>377546069
>Cage games
>gameplay
>>377546267
>12 hours
>refunded
People like you are a cancer
>>377546069
>gameplay
hmmm
>>377546152
They cleaned up the city in the future.
>>377546448
??
You don't think 12 hours is long enough to know you don't like something?
>>377538723
>removes all niggers from Detroit
>city becomes human again
Is David Cage/ourguy/
>>377541946
There are co-writers now, so there's a possibility it won't be a complete train wreck. Sadly.
We'll always have Omikron.
when do we get to see some porn of that cunny
>>377546267
>I played for about 12 hours then refunded it
top kek, butthurt poorfag with shit taste
I'll never turn down another terrible David Cage game.
Just like the Resident Evil(movie) series, it's so bad it's good
>>377538723
>looking forward to a David Cage "game"
Either you've played none of his previous cinematic multimedia QTE experiences, or you're a Youtube LPer looking to make fun of it. Anyone reasonable lost all faith in him back in Heavy Rain.
>>377546902
>There are co-writers now, so there's a possibility it won't be a complete train wreck
Don't worry, David Cage is an egomaniac and will reject all improvements the co-writers could make. Also the gameplay will still be absolute, lowest possible shit.
I thought the main character was originally a girl? Also is it only that it? Only one crime, or is that the prologue?
>>377546647
12 hours is the entire game and then some, no you don't deserve a refund after that much time. There's a reason why steam only allows 1/2 hours or whatever it is.
>>377547432
>Only one crime, or is that the prologue?
are you fucking retarded?
>>377547432
It's going to be like Heavy Rain, multiple playable characters who live or die depending on your actions
>>377547215
>>377547487
Go to bed cage.
>>377547502
that's what the trailer focused on.
Why can you not be an edgy faggot and give a reasonable response like >>377547583
>>377547762
>that's what the trailer focused on.
you want trailers to spoil all crime scenes?
fucking retard
>>377544136
>it'll be an 8/10 at best,
Is that suppose to be bad?
Release date fucking when?
The game is goint to be good to average for a few hours then proceed to crumble into absolute drivel like all of his games.
He can't stop himself
>>377547862
First day? How about you stop trying so hard to fit in.
>>377541182
they became human
>>377547978
difference being that Beyond: Two: Soul:s started as absolute shit too.
>exclusive
No thanks. I can't stand sub30fps, not even shitposting cause I get a fucking headache playing a ps4.
>>377547996
>get btfo
>call someone a newfag based on nothing
>>377548137
>cause I get a fucking headache playing a ps4.
So don't play it?
>>377538723
If it has VR I will definitely consider picking it up.
>>377548090
yeah i guess, the trailer made it seem just as good as this tho
>>377538723
How can I be hyped if I haven't seen any gameplay? Oh wait, this "game" is probably an interactive cut scene. In that case, I can't be hyped at all.
>>377544291
>white people move out of an area
>"that's racist"
>white people move into an area
>"that's racist"
>>377547487
>12 hours is the entire game and then some, no you don't deserve a refund after that much time
If you buy a shit game you should always get a full refund no matter what. Shit games deserve no money. Same applies to movies, etc. Just full refund if it's bad.
>>377548171
Exactly.
>>377548180
>the trailer made it seem just as good as this tho
fuck no, beyond sucked ass as soon as it was announced.
I remember having high hopes for it until I saw David Cage's name.
>>377548170
>Act like an edgy faggot
>get surprised when someone calls you an newfag
>>377548137
Consoles are only for highly resistant top tier gene pool humans who can stand silky smooth 24 fps I guess
>>377548208
If you buy a shit game and play the shit game for 12 hours then you're a complete moron. People are entitled to refunds if they walk out of a film before it's over, not if they sit through the entire thing.
>>377544291
>area that used to be utter trash becomes nicer
>this is somehow a bad thing because niggers want things to remain trash, apparently
You know, shit like this just makes me more certain that Hitler was the good guy in WW2.
>>377548372
Why? It shouldn't matter at all. Shit is shit. Pay the fuck up. If your game isn't good enough that I want to keep it after I've beaten it, you deserve none of my money for it.
>>377548372
You'll never know it's shit for sure unless you get through the whole thing ;^)
>>377548287
>being an edgy fagget is new for 4chan
hello there, newfag. good of your to out yourself.
>>377548579
You're saying that like it's a joke but Heavy Rain actually was completely killed by its ending. If you only played like the first half of it, you could be mistaken it's a proper decent mystery instead of utter insulting garbage.
>>377548681
>implying the standard 4chan user is a retarded edgelord.
>implying its 4chan policy to be a retard edgelord
>Can't even spell faggot correctly
I asked a simply question because I had no knowledge of the game and you threw a fit. Please leave and go back to /vg/ or wherever you crawled out of.
>>377544893
>fahreinheit was great until it went full retard.
Indigo Prophecy had a 10/10 opening. Then it became a boring slog of going through the motions. Then it became absolute dogshit retarded. Then it became even MORE retarded.
>heavy rain was very solid for most of the game
The ending retroactively turns the whole story to shit. You can't have Shelby pretend to think to himself "Gee I gotta find this Origami Killer guy before he kills someone else" and have the entire fucking clock-shop scene, then at the end go "HAHA IT WAS I THAT WAS THE ORIGAMI KILLER." It also doesn't make sense for him to kill kids, he should be killing deadbeat dads who don't take care of their kids. By his own logic, he's punishing the good dads because only good dads would suffer through his trials, deadbeat dads would just go "lol fuck that."
I'm pretty interested after seeing that clip of the robot girl getting disassembled while she begs for her life, shit was pretty intense.
>>377549129
>>implying the standard 4chan user is a retarded edgelord.
you weren't here in the old days: gore and cp
>>377538723
I'm excited to watch another David Cage train wreck
>>377540989
Don't pretend you don't love Cage-brand cheese & ham.
>>377538723
>white people
>Detroit
what did cage mean by this?
>>377549741
I heard the hipsters were invading and gentrifying it.
>>377538723
>Detroit
>Become Human
>White Character
Bait for SJWs?
>>377549741
It's a future where Detroit is successful, there was no other option
>>377549878
You'd need an atom bomb or a time machine to gentrify Detroit as it stands.
>>377540387
>still no Norman Jayden Chronicles
Feels bad, man
>>377549520
>falling for the Cage game preview trickery
>again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyubR1rknBM
>>377550347
Norman Jayden's weirdo investigations were the only fucking part of Heavy Rain where it looked like an actual game.
>>377550576
>heavy rain trailer
no it wasn't. it's was an engine tech demo. retard
>>377549554
It was slightly edgy, but not full "heh nothing personal" edgy.
>>377551767
wrong. confirmed newfag
>>377551826
Wrong, confirmed newfag.
>>377551767
>It was slightly edgy
>slightly
what is "slightly" edgy about cp and gore threads being all over the site?
>>377538723
I'm definitely interested, the game is on my radar. I'm a sucker for these choice games.
>>377551941
You do realize gore threads were most of the people freaking out at the gore and the rest where posting it?
Same with the CP, Most were a little uneased and get a chubby and the rest would post it.
>>377551879
>>377551826
Both newfags
>>377548389
To some he was, even the jews agree.
>>377548389
>area that used to be utter trash becomes nicer
Then why is the same shit happening?
>>377547049
Soon, I hope.
>>377542974
Now humanity just needs to remove itself and then it will cure stupidity as well.
>>377541946
They'll never top the Omikron fiasco. All of Cage's games are amazing compared to that one.
>>377543839
White people pretend that when they do it, it's ok. Remember?
>>377538723
its gonna be terrible
i hate that i want to play it
Quantum Dream need to team up with the people who made Until Dawn. And thanks OP, I'm looking forward to this now.
>>377538723
I think the example videos actually look interesting, but I'd be hard pressed to believe that the final product has that much variation all throughout.
Should have some fun with it either way. Even if it's just a popcorn game.
>>377538723
I'm only interested in it for the fail runs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-L-G1q_0L8
Cage games are the modern day Three Stooges.
>>377546586
>They cleaned up the city in the future
Dropped the niggers and got child molesters and crazy people with guns. Thank god church normalized these things before hand or they would be a crime right?
>>377541946
This. Their David Cage LP's are legendary and Omikron almost killed them. This just might finish the job.