I'm better than you are so I should do the review.

>No Inspector Gadget AVGN video
Missed opportunity

My deduction skills as a detective tell me that OP has quite possibly never had sex.

i can see why all the kids love to play this game because they love to build brown brix with moinecrap

>>377537786
Who'd have guessed oneyplays and siivagunners fanbases would overlap so much

You can shut up now. I'm always on duty. Hmm, do you have that game “Miney Crafta?” Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computerbook. Let's play Miney Crafta.

>>377538087
People still watch Siivagunner? The channel went to absolute shit after the original guy left.

>This thread again
Seems more like "monkey see, monkey do" than using creative energy if you ask me.

Gadget is extremely bitter and acts like a smartass, he is literally the personification of /v/

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>>377538197
You can shut up now.

>>377537786
I'm better than you at building BROWN BRICKS on MINEY CRAFTA

>>377538146
No no no, its called "Minecraft"

BROWN
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>tfw reading all the posts in this thread with that infuriating voice
I HATE MIKE MATEI

JULIAN

>>377538237
Oh, you think you can do better, huh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHsxCjuKfoY

Let us not forget the not so popular prequel for Mike Manchildren Matei adventures

>>377538564
Oh, Minecrap. I cannot wait to play Minecrap.

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>>377538680
>Being a nerd

>>377538680
My deduction skills as a detective tell me that you have quite possibly never had sex

grandadz lmao XD

>>377538197
Wait, there *was* an original guy?

Anyway I kind of agree, none of their best ones have really been from 2017 as far as I know. I check back now and then still though, with hope.

>>377538197
LE FUNNI GRAND DAD VINESAUCE JOEL MEME!

>I cannot wait to play minecrap
>I love building bricks with minecrap
>Building bricks with minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app
>I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days
>I also like to build brown bricks with minecrap
>Its the most fun you can possibly have

>WHAT IS THE POINT OF MINECRAP

did he have dementia or what

www.bargingo.com

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Old Mike was mad with power. He'd just made big on the YouTube scene and decided to indulge his vices a little. He rang up James and asked if he wanted to hang out and grab beer. James declined his offer, Mike was hurt. A rage that had been festering inside his wretched gut for longer than Cinemassacre had been producing weirdly autistic videos. Mike had always felt like a loser, ever since his father first tried to play a game of catch with him and dear old pappy realised that like so many of the Mattei family, his own flesh and blood was going to be a no life cybernautical crud for brains.

Good old Mike got on Craigslist, as he had on so many of those cold, lonely December nights. He searched high and low for a moist hole to excrete his rotten genes into. Just when hope seemed lost he found one, "Wendy" ten blocks away. Mike polished off a bottle of Jack and hopped on his Razor Scooter in search of the illustrious Beast with Two Backs.

The boy was numb. Years of playing second fiddle to a fellow lunch room wanderer such as Mr. Rolfe had made his feelings of inadequacy ferment into bubbles of pus filled resentment. Surely he could prove his worth to a depth grovelling vaginal advertiser such as Wendy. He reached the apartment block where his supposed first sexual experience would take place.

>>377538939
>>377539025
am i missing the joke

Mike slowly worked his way up the stairs to apartment 32C. He reached an old wooden door, numbers rusted & hanging by a single flimsy screw. Mike felt reassured that this was not the homestead of a woman who made competent decisions. Mike knocked on the door with his shamefully hairy yet still somehow embarrassingly slender and feminine knuckles. A few seconds later he was greeted by a very average blonde women in her mid 30's. Her snout protruded from her face in rodent like manner. "Hello" her nasally voice lingered in the air like the foul stench that Mike's grandfather had excreted just hours before he passed on. Mike had a false sense of confidence as he looked down at her brittle, malleable form.

He pushed past her in a manner most homosexual. She shut the door daintily so as to not wake the peculiar Asian family that lived three doors down. She began to undress and as Mike gazed upon her eleven year old pepperoni boy nipples he became even more aroused than that time he and James mashed phallic tips in college. Mikes lust knew no bounds. As he began to unclasp his dungarees Wendy giggled at his meek bumbling characteristics. Mike became angry. He charged towards Wendy. She quickly produced a kitchen knife and stuck it in his forearm. Mike pulled out the clean, steel blade and inserted it into her dangling, putrid vaginal flaps. He slowly raised the utensil up through her weak, innocent body. Mike began to feast on her viscera, giving in to his animalistic urges. A wet patch began to form in the crotch of his dungarees as he tasted her stomach acid in the back of her throat. He felt shame at this unwanted urination.

>>377539347

Upon closer inspection Mike realised that his dungarees weren't in fact soaked in pathetic boy urine but rather manly premature ejaculate. Mike felt more pride than that time he made a video about Easter Eggs and hidden stuff in the Ocarina of Time. He returned home with a sense of wonder and excitement. As he returned to his dusty, semen covered futon he turned on his tube TV. Mike was greeted by the familiar sound of Inspector Gadget and the rest, as they say, is Cinemassacre history.

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delete this thread. I should have never let mike make that video

What's the point of minecrap?

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>>377539534
James is the one who takes orders now

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Heehee

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>bargingo.com

>>377538908
I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents.

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>>377538776
LET ME BURN YOU INTO A ROBOT

>>377539071
There is absolutely no way that Mike was actually so autistic that his wrote this trash unironically
...right?

>>377540209
wtf is that website?

>>377538237
>more like "monkey see, monkey do" than using creative energy
just like Mike...

>>377538197
>The channel went to absolute shit after the original guy left.
The main guy of the channel is still there

>>377540429
if it was ironic he wouldn't be suing everyone that mentions it and trying to wipe it off the internet

>>377537786
I can't get enough of Gadget.

Building bricks. Minecrap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP4XBFo8GoQ

>>377537786
GLOW

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It always... Ends like this...

Oh look, a free iPad!

This was during the dark times when AVGN was busy with his movie so Mike just did whatever the fuck he wanted

>>377538873
>Let us not forget the not so popular prequel for Mike Manchildren Matei adventures
but people keep forgetting/ignoring it because "LE BROWN BRICKS MINECRAP" is much more infamous.

>>377540492
oney made up the word bargingo as some sort of an obscure website and basically not less than an hour later a guy registered the domain and made it redirect to the minecraft with gadget video.

>>377544510
I guess we are still living in the dark times right? Mike just turned the channel into some Let's play bullshit, you have to look really hard to find any good content now.

>>377543509
>>377544305
>2B A2 and 9S are all androids
>gadget is a cyborg
GO GO 2B CONTINUED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A7pcZfiqAE

https://youtu.be/hlyffpTInB8?t=2h17m34s
What did dingdong mean by this?

>>377537786
BROWN

M*ke is deleting threads again

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>>377545616
DEEPEST
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>>377545875
it's one rogue mod who hates eceleb shit

>>377538973
there's still some good ones being posted, but they're pushing the inspecter gadget phase really hard.

https://youtu.be/qqL4LWPxabE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTbj6UCVDdE
https://youtu.be/6cn9ewsm8pg

>>377545616
Had suspicions when he said that his first crush was a tuba frog from Digimon, now I know that he's gay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogp69d0aY-s

>>377539294
The retards from SilvaGunner used this meme in one of their vids.

You have quite pwossibly NEVER had sex.