Name a positive

>>377536101
plays zelda botw
portable

>>377536239
But can it run Knack tho?

>>377536101
>Nintendo games
>Its existence pisses v off

>>377536375
good point
another positive: can't run Knack

>>377536101
puyo puyo tetris

>>377536101
Your HIV results

I can play it while I'm on my boat fishing

The only thing I can say positive about it right now is BOTW but then again I've never played it so I can't be sure if it's actually good

>>377536693
>implying OP has had sex or shared drugs

It's fun

>>377536101
paid online

>>377536101

It has a game.

I can finally Bing Bing Wahoo in the park in HD

>>377536101
another gimmick that can't even perform at the same level as previous gen and it's brand fucking new

>positive
it's not named some retarded name like wii or wii-u

I like it.

>>377536101
it's Nintendo's last hardware before going third party.

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>>377537941
>another gimmick that can't even perform at the same level as previous gen and it's brand fucking new
This is why I stopped buying anything Nintendo after the Gamecube and started to despise them and especially their mentally ill cock sucking fanbase.

>>377536101
I have to use the train for 2 hours per day. It's like a gift from god to ease my suffering.

>>377537941
What's supposed to be the gimmick?

>>377538726
"portability is a gimmick"

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>>377536101
BOTW, but that's also on WiiU...so I got nothing.

>>377537057
>Implying OP is not a massive faggot

>>377538784
How is this shit even portable? There's no handle, I feel like I'll drop it and then I'll be out half a thousand dollars.

>>377539031
Are you retarded? It's portable in the same way an iPad is portable

>>377539031
>Only toolboxes are portable

Thanks gramps.

>>377539115

Are YOU retarded?

So I'm supposed to get a case that I can then attach a strap to? What the fuck are you thinking, Nintendo?

A friend and his brother brought over the Switch and MK8, three player split screen on that fucking thing is a joke.

>>377539241
why would you need a case? you put it in your backpack and that's it.

>>377536101
It's Nintendo.

>>377536101
has like 25 gigs of storage

So is it too late for this to be deemed a failure or is there still a chance?
Also chances are their gonna make revisions

>>377539304
Oh yeah, so then the things in my backpack can scratch the fuck out of it no thanks. Now I have to buy the """""OFFICIAL""""" Nintendo Seal of Approval Carrying Satchel just to take this thing outside.

>>377539031
Only if you drop it 11 times onto concrete.

>>377539451
Huh? I just put my Switch into a sock and that's it. Are you Captain Autism or what?

>>377539465
I'm pretty sure Nintendo ran out of Nintendium in the mid 2000's. If I even threaten the Switch with a fall it'll crack out of fear.

>>377539512
Captain Autism because I want to properly protect my purchases, yep.

To the the average 4chan user the Switch makes no sense. Portability means nothing to someone who doesn't leave the house. Easy 2p co-op means nothing to someone who has no irl friends.

For 4chan its all about "Performance". /v/'s average userbase probably stares at some sort of a screen at least 18 hours a day. If it isn't 1080p 60fps it isn't good enough for them. Every where else the Switch is a hit.

it looks nice

>>377536101
Is bad.

>>377536239
>>377536438
>inferior versions of multiplats

>>377539638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqMgv9hHmrY

>>377539759
>puyo puyo tetris on switch
>inferior version
as opposed to what version? The fucking 3ds version?

>>377536419
more like LACK of games pisses /v/ off. botw isn't even exclusive since its on PiiU

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>>377536101

>>377536101
It has two good games, both of which are available on it's predecessor though so I guess that doesn't help.

>>377539918
PS3 version

>>377539410
Not late at all, it's doing good, but the sales can drop, they need games which is what the wiiu needed, what is it there on the horizon after Mario odyssey?

>>377540948
xenoblade 2 most liekly and a bunch of third parties like xenoverse 2

>>377536101
games

>>377539759
Except a Switch is easier to bring with me than my fucking PS4 and I don't need to pay another $60 just for 2 player gameplay let alone if I want a full four player game. And PPT is at its best when you're playing with friends so the Switch version for me at least is superior

the porn

>>377537057
OP is a faggot, him having aids is a given.

Where do I buy one of these things that doesn't involve CL scalpers or massively overpriced amazon sellers?

>>377542521
use nowinstock or istocknow and keep an eye out. The Neon console was available on amazon for a good amount of time the other day.

>>377536101
It's so clearly not worth a purchase I didn't even have to deliberate over whether or not to buy one.

Thanks Nintendo!

>>377542521
>>377542743
Nintendo seriously has to stop understocking their stuff.

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>>377536101
Am I the only one who thinks it's a pain to play on the switch because I gotta get those stupid joycons out of the console every time?
Would be easier if the thing was actually secured inside the dock.

>>377536101
uses carts

thats it. Nintendo fucked up everything else.

>>377539759
botw runs better on switch patched

>>377537995
Lol get a load of this faggot.

>>377536101
The mustard that falls on the screen will wipe right off

There will be a price drop and/or revision eventually.

>>377539649
Lol why are you so angry?

>>377539649
Hit too close to home anon.

>>377539759
Bullshit lmao