>coworker asks what your favorite game is

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>"Doom."
>"Never heard of it."

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>"Ninja Gaiden Black"
>"Never heard of it"
>I bring it when we hang after work
>they can't even beat Murai

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>>377535193
>hanging with people

>>377535356
I could hang myself, but there's too many video games to play.

>>377534375
>"I don't play a lot of games"
>"Oh ok"

There, problem solved. Don't reveal your interests to other people

>>377534375
>MH4U
>"don't really know much about it"
>you should try it sometime
>"tried demo, didn't like it"
>you have to give it time
>Generations comes out
>"podcast keeps mentioning it, giving it praise"
>I like it, give it a shot
>"watching streams, starting to understand a bit"
>"gave generations demo a shot, starting to get it"
>"bought generations, can't put it down"

went pretty well all in all.

>"Tales of The Abyss."
>"You mean Symphonia?"
>"No."

>>377535476
>Don't reveal your interests to other people

Then what the fuck am I supposed to talk about? My interests are all I have

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>"Super Robot Wars"
>"Which one"

>>377534375
>"Dwarf Fortress"
>

>Work with a bunch of middle aged women
Priblem avoided

>>377536076
Just pretend you like mainstream garbage unless they reveal what they actually like.

If you revealed what you like and they judge you because of it, then you lost.

>>377536131
More like
>"Isnt that the show with Craig Charles in it?"

>>377536131
Been meaning to get into that shit. Give me some recommendations on where to start.

>"Monster Girl Quest, here let me show you some game play videos"
>"Oh uh looks cool man"
>shunned forever

FUCKING NORMIES

>>377536224
me on top

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>>377534375
>tfw you convinced all the guys in your office that owns a ps4 to get Persona 5
>they all picked the teacher to fug
>they now want to play other SMT games

>>377534375
Just say you like Dark Souls. It's the new standard. Casuals will remark how hard it is, but they still respect it. The hardcore will know there are better games, but they still respect it.

>"Stalker"
>cue awkward silence
>"Cher- Cha- Sherdow of Chernobyl"
>commence awkward silence

Very fast principal stretching calf at incredibly high speed

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>>377534375
>Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt
>Oh the one that's like Skyrim?

>go to FUCKING GAMESTOP
>ask cashier gamur girl for guilty gear xrd
>confused face, obviously has fucking clue what I'm talking about
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>377536528
>picking the worst girl.
She's good to do my laundry and shit but to love she's the worst.

>>377534375
"I don't know, but I'm currently playing *game*"
Unless it's Pro Evolution Soccer, FIFA, Heroes of Might and Magic or League of Legends, they probably don't know it anyway.

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>what's your favorite game.
Solitare on my mobile phone.

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>Gothic 2
>never heard of it
so many plebs out in the wild

>>377536636
>>377536636
>>turn 360 degrees and walk away
You mean 180, retard, you'd still be facing her

>>377534375
>say normiewatch to try to relate
>he's too trash at even that to play anything other than easy vs ai

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>>377536763
>being a newfag

>>377536619
Pretty much, over hyped normie trash

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>Coworkers are all too old to ever have cared about video games

>>377536691
>HoMM
>Known by normies
Maybe if you live in eastern Europe

>>377536763
>commenting on the obvious meme instead of the fact that someone would walk away from a cashier with A COMPUTER TO LOOK THINGS UP because she hadn't heard of something

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>>377536376
V is the newest, has an English translation and physical release, and has lots of fanservice goodness but also has dlc jewery and its gameplay is not nearly the best the series offers besides a few QoL improvements.

J is a lot older and for the GBA but has a fan translation, and some fan favorite OCs. Easy to emulate too.

If you're in it for gameplay and not fanservice, Moon Dwellers has a poor but understandable translation and pretty gud gameplay. But it's like the fourth game in the series and you'd need to play the much older and dated OG1 and OG2 to get the gist of what is going on.

And Z1 is generally considered the absolute best of the whole series but isn't in English at all, to understand the plot you'll need to read along with the (completed and admittedly good) LP thats been archived.

Beyond that, just pick a game with a roster you like and check the general on /m/ to see if there's any translation.

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>say anything that didn't come out in the past 2 years
>"but that game's so old, why would you still play that?"
>or the classic "never heard of it"
>but then you meet that one nigga that says something crazy like Seiken Densetsu 3

>>377535873
Now he's going to have expectations for the series that will never be met since MHX is an anniversary game and borderline spin-off.
He's going to be wondering why his epic anime moves aren't in MH5.

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>>377536763

>>377534375
>mention dorf fortress or monster hunter
>they never ask me again

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>>377536763
anon pls

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>>377536131
>>377536528
>>377537026
For some reason, I feel you guys are lying

>>377536578
Not true, coworkers have looked at me funny and said
>how can you beat that game? It's way to hard unless you spend all your free time playing video games...
All it does is mark you as a loser that plays games all day, I only know 1 person that beat Dark Souls at my job, and even he never played Bloodborne.

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>coworker asks what your favourite weebshit is

>>377537018
Oh shit I didn't ever think of looking on /m/ for this shit. Thanks anon! I love these kinds of games and big robutts but because of the sparse state of the translations for this series I've never been able to get into them.

>>377536887
In early 2000's, people played like 5 games. Heroes III was one of them.
I live in Israel so you weren't far off.

>>377536376
Probably OG1 (Somebody correct me if I'm wrong)
also check >>>/m/ srwg for more info

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>coworker talks to you

>>377537225
It's a good starting point but its gameplay is REALLY barebones, and the animations are all but non-existent if you aren't Kyosuke.

>>377537197
well, what is it?

>>377537190
>"It's not as hard as it's advertised."
There you go.

>>377537127
Is this a Green Eggs and Ham reference?

>>377536643
does it suck having terrible taste?

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>Resident Evil 4
>Oh, cool game man
>Yea, knife or rocketlauncher only is pretty fun

True story

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>coworker
Your fault for divulging what you do on your spare time. You gave them an advantage. Prepare to get fucked. You wanted to get fucked.

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>>377536763

>>377536752
My german coworker hadn't heard of it. What a pleb.

>>377534375
>Not lying and saying FIFA or Madden 20xx
ITT: Fucking failed normies. You know how us autists are taking over? Fucking hiding our PLs and mimicking what normal faggots do.

>>377535454
that's a loser excuse

>>377537351
love too have paranoid schizophrenia

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>New Vegas
>"I thought it was much worse than 3"

>>377537316
Custom Maid 3D 2

>>377537439
Speak English.

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>>377537316

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No coworkers, but a lot of my uni classmates and dormmates know I'm really big on fighting games. Even did a presentation on BlazBlue at the suggestion of one of my friends.

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>at work
>coworkers are all total normies
>king of normies suddenly starts talking about how Shenmue is the best game ever made

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>>377534375
>"_____________"
>"Oh, is that that one game with guns?"

>>377537168
You would be surprised, persona is a pretty casual series.

>>377537568
>presenting anything vidya related
Why. Like, what would be the fucking point. What could ANYONE get out of it.

>>377537197
>violated heroine
>THAT'S SUCH A PERVERT GAME YOU ARE AWFUL
>mfw its an actual well tailored game
>mfw no face

>tfw all the people I know are either playing LoL or MMOs, while the rest are playing COD and Fifa

I can find people who watch different movies from the fucking 40s to international ones, but never anything about vidya

Why is that?

>>377537351
This is a really sad picture, and I'm no fan of Hitler.

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>>377534375
All of my coworkers are turbo normies or older adults so I'm saved from questions like this.

>>377536578
But what if I like SotFS more?

>>377536305
>giving a fuck if people judge you

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"Monster Hunter"
>"What's that game about?"
>mfw

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>guy I'm talking too says he likes video games
>ask him what games he plays
>gives a vague, generic response like "pretty much any game"
>realize that he probably has good taste in vidya but he's too embarrassed to tell anyone because I do the same thing

>>377537663
I think you're just imagining some autist in a sonic outfit listing their favorite characters.

You could talk a great deal about animation or sound design from fighting games alone, there's plenty of relevant things you can present about vidya in a class.

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>>377537451
>NV was too buggy and boring
>the world and story wasn't as good as FO3's

>People too ashamed of the games they play to talk about them with other people
Is this actually a thing? What kind of sissy ass motherfucker thinks this way?

Monster Hunter is a pretty good answer for me.
>what's it about?
>you hunt monsters
Always gets a laugh or two.

>>377536253
Your problems are just beginning im afraid

>>377537168
i met a guy at a fighting game tournament that also liked SRW

>>377537890
My personal life isn't your business. Literally simple as that. Coworkers are for work and maybe bullshit conversations. Anything more is grounds for a face pounding.

>>377534375

I`d answer "recent or all-time favourite"?

Recent I`d say XCOM 2.

All-time would be harder, probably Diablo 2 or Heroes of Might and Magic 3.

>>377536305
You are a fucking autist, like medical grade autistm

>>377537761
See... Here's the mistake you're making right now: Assuming that the distinction matters to them. It doesn't. It matter to *you*. If they don't care enough to dig for more information, then don't be so eager to hoist it upon them. Just say you like Dark Souls 2.

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>>377537663
It was fun to make, our teacher was a huge gaming guy, a friend of mine specifically requested it (I was going to talk about Queen originally), and since it was a test of our presentation skills and English speaking abilities (English being a foreign language for us, I'm a eurofag), we could talk about literally anything. Mine wasn't even the most "out there" one. People actually seemed somewhat interested, much to my surprise.

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>>377537415
>Mimicking what normal faggots do
Why in the fuck would I want to mimic normalfags? They annoy me enough as is, I'd rather just be my usual self and have them stay away from me

>>377537197
Just say JoJo and that you read the manga.

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>>377538049
>Anything more is grounds for a face pounding.
LMFAO

Imagine being such an insecure little pansy that you have to talk tough because you can't even handle talking about the video games you play with other people

Don't know who you think you're fooling, kiddo, but it ain't me.

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>Unifag
>Living in university owned apartments
>There's a common area near the leasing office
>It has a T.V. and an xbox
>Walk in one day because I'm checking it out
>Some guy is playing Arkham Asylum on the T.V.
>Ask if it's fun, intending to be a quick little "hello"
>He says it is, that it's his favorite game
>Cool
>But it was not cool
>This autist traps me into a 20 minute conversation about the game, autistically explaining all the boss fights and challenges and Riddler clues
>I just say "nice" and nod my head to whatever he's saying
>Asks if I want to play
>Turn him down, say I gotta go

I do not understand these people. Do they think that people are interested in a 20 minute walkthrough of the game and its many facets? Can they not see the pain on other people's faces when they do shit like this?

I swear to god

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If the statement you make can't get you into political office, it isn't worth saying.

They are co-workers, not family, not friends. Say something to make the cunt happy and help them move along.

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>>377537890
You really want me to say "Ar Nosurge" and then try to explain that it's about 7dimensional self-insert robot that gets to marry a waifu with singing superpowers?

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>Deus Ex
>"Oh, you mean the Square Enix game"?
Guess I'm glad the series is at least getting slightly more recognition now.

>>377538049
Pathetic.

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>>377536763
Newfag

>>377538253
Sure, why not? I've told co-workers about the Neptunia series before. You don't have to go into detail, just give a brief description of the game and move on to another topic

fucking autists I swear

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>>377538161
>Just be yourself
>Im just "keeping it real"

Leave that mindset to women and Fagbookers. Never show all of your cards. If it doesn't benefit you, don't announce it.

>>377538221
>Trump shakes a hand then invites foreigners in to the country to beat up his citizens on their own soil.

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>>377536636
>turn 360 degrees
>and walk away

>>377537415
>"Madden."
>"oh hey cool what's your favorite team/athlete?"
>"uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh"

>>377537536
I fear you may be suffering from the mental illness known as paranoid schizophrenia, my dear man.

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>>377534375
>never heard of it

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Objectively correct answer

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>explaining his life to strangers
You don't do this do you. You know this makes you the submissive participant in the conversation, don't you?

>>377537781
>>377538121
>>377538378
Do you guys talk about your actual interests? I would bet your coworkers would cringe just by hearing you and then avoid eye contact.

If someone asks my favorite book/game/movie I respond with some normie trash. Anything more than level 1 obscurity and you will get a stupid question "I've never heard of that, what is it?" or you will make yourself sound like a pretentious idiot.

I don't know why this is such an embarrassing question to answer for people. So, let's just assume you're going to give a truthful answer, and let's also assume the truthful answer is a game that makes you look weird/nerdy. There are generally two possibilities:

1. Whoever you're talking to doesn't play video games too often and therefore would have no clue about whatever niche game is your favorite, so he wouldn't be able to judge you on the content/context of the game

2. The person does know about the game, but at that point is into video games enough that it wouldn't be embarrassing and you'd both be talking on the same page.

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>>377538378
> I've told co-workers about the Neptunia series before
This should be good. What was their response?

>>377538510
Yes, anon, normal human beings are fully capable of talking with others about their real-life interests without shitting themselves or having a panic attack.

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>Hey anon, whats your favorite game
>Probably Bloodborne or Custom Robo
>Oh cool
>Whats yours co-worker
>Hyperdimension Neptunia
Disgusting

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>>377534375
>People asking what my favorite anything is

I don't pick favorites why the fuck is this a thing

>>377537570
It's called hiding your power level.

>>377537415
>"I play alot of Fifa"
>"What team?"
>"Uhhh Real Madrid"
>"Bro, come on, man. They're not that better then Barcelona"

Maybe that's not a good idea

>>377537890
I was like that in high school because I was always rejected for my tastes. But then I acted the same way with my friends and I lost them because I never talked about anything. So nowadays I just say fuck it, I might still be rejected, but at least I might be able to keep my friends for once.

>>377538548
The same response that I got from them about the other games I like to play, feigned interest and then moving on to another topic. That's how grown-ups have conversations when there isn't a whole lot of common ground.

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>>377538394
>Implying I announce anything
Nigga it's not like I talk about all the shit I do or like in the open, I just don't act like a retard and lie when someone asks me my favourite game or if I watch anime.

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>Talk about your interests
No, you talk about common interests or emphasize how boring you are.

Women talk about their interest because it makes them "quirky". You aren't a woman.

>>377537781
>>377538121
>basic advice
>YOU'RE AN AUTIST SHUT UP I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS

Unless you have an actual interest in the given person it's always best you keep it at the level of smalltalk and not the level of "I'll naively and autistically reveal all of my interests to you while you sit and take notes of what to make fun of me for later".

>>377538672
You don't "pick" a favorite. Your favorite is just whichever you like the most.

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>Talking to coworker
>Little spergy, but he might have decent vidya knowledge/taste
>Asks me my favorite game
>Tell him it's probably between Mega Man X or Mario 64
>Asks me my favorite "broken" game
>Well okay, probably the bootleg hack of Street Fighter 2: Champion Edition
>Proceeds to tell me that his favorite game and favorite broken game are Borderlands and Sonic 06, respectively

>>377538782
Goddamn opening that picture made me feel a deep sadness in my stomach

>>377538828
>"I'll naively and autistically reveal all of my interests to you while you sit and take notes of what to make fun of me for later"
>"while you sit and take notes of what to make fun of me for later"
This is what /v/ actually thinks people in the real world do.

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>SS13
>oh cool, I used to play on Yogstation

Tetris.

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>answer king of fighters
>"yeah, thats what i assumed"
Fucking racists

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>>377536636
Same thing happened to me, but with a guy at gamestop. He even said "Xrd? You just made that up, didn't you?"

Before that, when Tekken Tag Tournament 2 came out, I asked if they had any arcade sticks and the cashiers didn't even know what those were. I get that CoD and that kind of thing are more popular than fighting games now, but I thought everyone in their late 20s had at least been to an arcade once.

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>I narrate my life at the drop of a hat

No one with genuine power does this. The only ones who shat out their likes and dislikes are low level autists who work IT or in a wraehouse and look like this.

whew lad

this thread has been very informative, and has really taught me a lot about the mentally ill /v/ denizens.

>Coworker literally only plays Football Manager

At least noone cares about my weeb tendencies because Im the only person on my floor who can actually us a gcms

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>No one with genuine power does this.

>>377538940
People in the real world are monsters and are always looking for ways to manipulate you. Look, if you don't reveal your interests, you have nothing to lose. If you do, you're playing on the off-chance that they're nice and not someone who is going to use it against you later. When you expose yourself to someone, you're making yourself vulnerable to them. You don't do that with people you don't know or don't give a shit about. Telling someone what video games you play may be trivial but it can be taken a step further very easily, and people can make whole judgements on you based on something as simple as that. Simply telling them already reveals you're willing to tell things, which could be taken as naivety.

>>377538782
>Women talk about their interest because it makes them "quirky".

Nigga, what are you on? All women have essentially the same exact interests as every other woman.

As a man, you talk to other men about interesting things. Ideas, places, people, politics, etc. We're natural story tellers, and love hearing them. It doesn't really matter what the topic of the story is, as long as you tell it well.

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>coworker asks what your favorite anime is

>>377536763
I can't imagine being this new

>>377539496
lol

>>377536636
>>377539221
You reminded me of something

>Went to shitty game store
>Asked for King of Fighters XIV
>"We don't have it, but we have Street Fighter V and Mortal Kombat"
>Ask why they don't have it
>"Because KOF doesn't sell here. At all"

Rude, but I guess he was right

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>>377537197
>reply with Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>they ask what it's about
>say "it's about the harsh reality of war and the few men brave enough to try to make a change in the world"
>they say "Oh, that reminds me of Naruto!"

>>377539552

Kaiba

Literally no one has ever heard of it

>>377534375
Just say Mario. Everyone loves Mario.

>>377539552
>Say The Last Airbender just to fuck with them.

>Skyrim
>Mine's too! which one, classic or remastered version?
>Both offer a new and unique approach on the world of The Elder Scrolls
>Thanks man I'm buying Remastered as soon as I come back home

Now we are looking foward to Bethesda in E3

>>377539804
Bethesda is normie shit dude. Of course you found common ground if you're into that kind of trash.

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>>377539552

>>377536763
Sasuga newfag

>>377539598
That's the reaction people have when you tell them you play Dwarf Fortress

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>live in Mexico
>everyone knows about The King of Fighters
Feels good. I feel sorry for you gringos.

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>>377539804
That's enough, Todd.

>>377534375
More often or not they will also have an interest in games that you didn't know of, and now you just leveled up your confidant.

>>377540017
Do they actually know or are you just bullshiting

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>>377540074
>and now you just leveled up your confidant

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>>377539804
woah man i wonder who could be behind this post

>>377539496
This whole post can be boiled down to:

>I don't have control over myself in social situations, and am too weak to rise to the top of a social hierarchy.

Seriously, if you worry about those things it's because you're on the bottom. Better yourself and interact with the hierarchy like you're actually a part of it.

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>>377539765
>this is a Genesis company, anon
>I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go

>>377540098
we all spend our evenings in the maquinitas (arcades) where KoF was the reigning game, altough IMHO I prefered SF

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>>377540017
>Live in Denmark
>Nobody, aside from me and like 5 other guys, have even heard of BlazBlue
I'm the best in my country by default. Nice?

>>377534375

i've hid my power level since i graduated high school and regret nothing

i have had 0 good experiences with people who openly discuss video games in real life.

they are always extremely unfashionable, lacking social awareness, overly passionate, and extremely clingy if you even hint about knowing anything about video games.

also, few things dry a pussy up faster than openly discussing video games. i bamboozle them with normie behavior until it's too late.

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>>377539804

>>377537890
This. I thought OP meant it's hard to come up with one game you would consider your favorite one. What's so frightening about that question?

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>2014
>be still in school
>virtually everyone in class is a PC elitist
>did not have enough space in my room for a desktop PC, only place for a small tv and PS3
>no friends

Anyway

>have an assignment, need to work with a guy
>we talk, somehow the subject becomes video games
>he knows i'm a pretty avid gamer and i can't really pull the "i don't play a lot of games" excuse here
>occasionally he plays BF4 on his laptop in class, also supposedly has a pretty beast desktop at home
>"So what kind of games you like anon?"
>consoles are seen as infantile toys in my class, don't want to mention my PS3
>hmm what are some games PC gamers like
>"Uh, games like Bioshock and STALKER"
"Ooooh, is that the one with the gas masks?"
>"Uh-huh"
>I'm bullshitting, i have never played stalker

>>377540453
According to /v/, if you talk about the kind of games you like then people will make fun of you for it.

I'm not kidding. The people in this thread seem to unironically believe this.

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>Don't have a favorite game because no game has stuck with me hard enough to be considered a favorite

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>student asks me what my favorite game is
>I tell him to tell me his first
>"AssCreed"
>oh wow me too. I liked brotherhood. Now let's get back to the lesson

Never played AC before too.

>>377538893
????????????
What did he mean by this?

>>377540182
A Tryhard giving advise to an autist.
A sight beffiting this USAsian time murdering website.

>>377540528
You're missing out.
STALKER SoC and CoP is GOTYAY.

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>>377537890
insecure autismos think you have to give the entire plot of the game with pictures when people ask what game they like, or even worse, that people will bother looking this shit up themselves. When I tell people that I like Romance of the Three Kingdoms, I don't say "It's the Gùshì of the Chuánqí de Zhànzhēng fought in Zhōngguó among Sān Pàixì that formed after the Ràng wèi of the Han Wángcháo" I'll just say "it's a strategy game about ancient China" which is much more concise.

This isn't even that "hiding your powerlevel" bullshit, it's basic human conversation. Even if Football is an "acceptable" interest, guess what's going to happen if you go on a long rant about your favorite player's stats or the winrate of a random team. They're going to get confused and/or annoyed anyway.

Also, even if I was talking about some crazy rapetastic hentai game, how would they know? You really think the average person is going to care enough to google it and see what you're talking about? Only other autistic internet nerds care enough to do that.

>>377540182
No, your conclusion of my post relates nothing to what I was saying. People at the top of social hierarchy ask the questions, not answer them.

>>377537451
>Talking to cousin over thanksgiving
>"Fallout New Vegas was way better than Fallout 3, it had much better writing and all the gameplay bits were improved on top of having a much more connected world"
>He just shakes his head "no".
I will never understand.

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>>377540726
There's no better feeling than sitting around a camp fire with your bros.

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>>377540635
You know most normal people would think you're just an asshat who lied

>>377539751
Is it that one show where the people have mecha stands that fight each other?

>>377539552
Angels egg, but only drunk at 04.00, is the correct answer.

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>>377536847
>>377536893
>>377537127
>>377537145
>>377537362
>>377538324
>>377539594
>>377539967
get baited newfags

>>377540932
wait, no, never mind, that was Kiba

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>>377540098
KoF is pretty much Latin America's Mortal Kombat, so everyone has at least heard of it.

This is the case in a lot of regions, actually. China and the middle east as well. SNK cabinets saved money since you could put 4 games in them and they were easy to pirate anyway, so they were everywhere 15-20 years ago.

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>>377536636
>>377536763
>>377541003
The plot thickens.

>>377538216
Thats why i set my phone alarm for every ten minutes in a new place or meeting new people. I keep it on vibrate and just press one of the volume buttons to snooze it, but if someones trying to bullshit for an hour i can accept a very urgent call about my sick dachshund at the vet.

>>377540182
>posting on /v/
>top of the social hierarchy

sssssuuuuuurrrreeeeeeee

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>Coworker wants to fuck your boipussi

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>>377540268
>Makoto
good taste!

I'm from the U.S., but no one in my state plays this game.

>>377534375
Tetris.

Nobody will fuck with you ever again.

>>377538940
Most of /v/ hasn't left high school yet, are you surprised?

>>377540859
Good thing I'm teaching literal children, Ms Degurechaff

>>377536752
>Anyone outside of /v/ playing Gothshit
bad game bad meme

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>tfw have to hide Powerlevel at work

>>377541063
>middle east

Not really man. SF and Tekken are more popular then KOF, even Guilty Gear has a dedicated FGC for it.

>>377539052
What simultaneous wonder and despair to meet someone who plays spacemans in real life

But if they said they play as a cat or a ligger id walk off

>>377541347
I could see you hiding your power level if you're an elementary school teacher who likes to play Underage Panty Quest XIV, but aside from something like that it's pretty fucking retarded to be that insecure about talking to other people.

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>>377541186
Likewise, mate!

I can't get behind her playstyle at all, but that doesn't stop her from being the best by far!
Do you use her?

>>377539552
KAIJI ULTIMATE SURVIVOR

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>>377539496
If they make fun of you, so what? What can they do to you? Say some bad words? I've been called a weirdo, nerdy loser for liking Doom or Devilman or whatever, but what does it all mean? Am I suddenly a worse person for it? Am I going to die now? These are just words and if the person was trying to stop me from liking what I like, it's not really working.

>>377541163
Now this is autistic. Honestly man, why even do this? Just say that's nice but I gotta go now

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>Tell us a little about yourself, Anon. What kind of hobbies do you have?

>>377539552
>mmm, I'd say me favorite anime is Cowboy Hiphop. :^)

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>>377541415
I did, and as I said
>Yogstation
And this was in the middle of NoWhere, Arkansas, by the way.

>>377534375

>Work for a video game company
>Have regular discussions with coworkers about a range of different video games

Feels good man

>>377541586
I like to play panty quest anime games with underage girls, how about you, good sir?

>>377539552
I don't watch anime, but if anyone asks me this, I say Corey in the House and watch their reaction.

>>377541619
-which of course, being in the middle of nowhere in Arkansas, took me aback ten times what should've been the experience.
Absolutely bizarre.

>>377537348
RE and MGS are the only games normies and /v/ can really get into.

>>377541358
Ah. Thought KoF was popular there too because I see Arabic tournament streams somewhat often. I knew about Tekken being popular there, but wasn't aware of GG having a lot of middle eastern players. Also, do people still play VF there?

>>377541586
>Music, especially Queen and Ronnie James Dio, video games and tabletop games, reading, and propmaking.
Just fucking answer. It's not a big deal.

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>>377541432
Yes, she is my main character. And I agree, she is kind of weird to use, but I've stuck with her for 4 years now.

>>377539552
JoJo
"Hey no way, did you finish DIU?
Tell him I read the manga and watch the show
"Huh? There's a manga?"

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>Working
>Leaving your house
>Interacting with other humans

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Heroes of Might and Magic V

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>>377541347
>likes nu-FE
>thinks he has a power level
You'll fit right in with the normalfags, that game had the highest sales of any Fire Emblem yet. Call me back when you tell them you like Gaiden.

Well, that's got a remake, but you get the idea.

>>377541754
>VF
No, probably because they didn't release a new game ever since the scene starting to get bigger, even Skullgirls has an online. I literally know one guy who plays it

>>377534375
>I haven't played computer games since I was a kid, loved Mario though.
Congratulations, you're now an adult in the eyes of your peers.

>>377541486
Did Kaiji convince you to stop being a neet?

>>377540849
The guitar tracks are superb, along with some mods that add a bunch more tracks makes the atmospheric music in that game top notch.

I even bought a harmonica and learned some of the songs so that when i do my /k/ stalker challenge i can jam out. I just need to find a good spot now

>>377542059
>Normies
>Liking FE at all
Anon, I'm talking about people who only play COD and GTA Online. To them having anything where you don't shoot a gun is not a video game at all.

>>377541003
Falling for the bait of the bait.

>>377542113
online scene*

I'm tired as shit

>>377541518
If you don't tell them your interests, so what? You just might as well not, it's no big deal. There aren't really any reasons to unless they are your friends or you want to be their friend. I'm talking strictly with coworkers or strangers you have no interests in. Some anons in this thread have already said they avoid others who express their own gamur interests, a testament to the fact that some people take it as a red flag.

>>377542003
whoever made this image is a colossal retard

>>377542143
>Adults aren't allowed to have fun
>Only mario games are social acceptable
I love these memes

>>377541163
that's kind of sociopathic anon

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>>377541672
This sounds just as stupid as saying "I like to play terrorist shooting military games with lots hard men in brown environments" or "I like to play revenge plot low fantasy games with dirty wenches" It's way too much detail when you could just say "I play video games."


Chances are, they're not going to ask you what kind anyway.

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>>377542161
Good luck, Loner bro.

>>377542181
Well that's just silly. Thought Nintendo games were still popular, given the sales some of them still get.

>>377542348
You have no idea what that word means, my community college alumni friend.

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>>377541927
>>377541927
Nice, that's some dedication. I had to take a year-long break 'cause I couldn't get proper internet - and thus no matches - but I've finally gotten back in the game for real. Gonna try out my Valkenhayn at EVO this year. You going?

>>377535193

murai was a faggot to be fair but that is pretty sad

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>>377541943
I've had an almost 1:1 conversation with a co worker

>oh man phantom blood is so wild, do you think the creator might make a sequel
>mfw

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>>377534375
>instinctively answer "Toushin Toshi 2"
>wow what's that anon?
>u-uhh it's a j-japanese game
>What's it about?
>mfw

>>377542498
The only Nintendo series normies know these days are anything Mario and Zelda anon.
Fire Emblem sells but it still sells to a specific audience.

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>>377542143
My therapist LOVES Command & Conquer and Tekken. He thinks my affinity for Leo is weird, though.

>>377541619
>tfw only about 3 brits play /vg/
>one of them is a gay scot

ree

>>377542228
More like autismos on /v/ go crazy over video game opinions like no normal person ever would.

Also, it's not something I'd just bring up casually, but there is literally no reason to lie about it. If some guy asks a question like "do you play video games" I'll say yes, since I really don't gain anything from saying no. If he gets even more specific and actually says some retarded shit like "do you play weebshit" I know he's from this site anyway.

>>377536636
>360 degrees
I enjoy dropping this every so often because the reactions lower my expectations of this board which helps to stave off disappointment.

>>377542630
at least you didn't say Rance

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>>377542886
It's by the same company that makes Rance and it's arguably more extreme.

>>377538165
>it ain't me
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

>>377537451
>>377537867
>>377540846
Yes, people outside of your /v/ hugbox have different opinions.

Shocking I know.

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>>377538165
>>377543007
>post on /v/
>It Ain't Me starts playing

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>>377534967
I had that exact situation multiple times.

>>377542667
Fates sold 1 million copies in the west and FE Heroes has been downloaded about 15 million times. I'm sure not all of those people were panty sniffing onahole fucking neckbeards.

>>377542713
>LOVES
No he doesn't. He just knows humans are more forthcoming when a human believes it has something in common with another human.

All this means is that you are easy to manipulate.

>>377536253
that sounds terrible

>>377542546
Sadly, I can barely afford travel, so I can't go this year.

>>377534967
>>377543160
Really? Not even new Doom?

You autistic fucks.

You can go full 4chan on people as long as you carry yourself in a somewhat confident way. Normal people don't care about other people's taste. It doesn't matter whatsoever. You're the only retards that judge people's character by asking what jewish media they enjoyed consuming and go "tfw no gf who likes [obscure weeb bullshit] ;______;" and shit like that.

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>>377534375
>just bought a ps4 pro
>oh cool what game are you playing currently, anon?
>persona 5
>haven't heard about it, what is it about?

>>377542717
>tfw that gay scot is gone
>tfw everything is better off without him

>>377543204
He knew about it and brought it up before I even mentioned it. We were just discussing Fallout or something one day and he randomly asked me if I had played it, then went into a bunch of detail about his favorite character and his playstyle with him. His wavedash technique is even better than mine since he's played for longer. You underestimate the popularity of Tekken in Europe.

>>377543254
That's a shame. Maybe next year.
Let's hope they keep BB as a main game.

>>377543304
"It's a turn-based roleplaying game from Japan"

wow that was so hard

>>377541003
Jokes on you, I was baiting too

>>377543264
>You can
Just because you can doesn't mean you should

Better yields come when you are confident and discuss subjects your victim is comfortable discussing.


Unless discussing videogames can get you a promotion, there is no reason to bring them up.

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>>377541003

>>377543316
fuck off pjb i want my fucking snowmap
unless you're talking about the other gay scot

>>377543403
>knew bout it
He saw how he carried yourself before he talked to you.

>DT2 and Atelier totori
>what dis?
Every time.

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>this thread

>>377536253
>"Hey anon, its Saturday! Do you know where to take your girlfriend tonight?"

>>377539751
Well if it was me I'd hi five you because I love Kaiba

>>377543637
There is a time for fun and its not around co-workers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LNITt85-Rc

Be the "fun guy" if you want.

>>377543514
>that autist that never talks to his coworkers
Yep, I bet you're prime promotion material.

Bad news for all of you failed normalfag wannabes: If you have the loser look, normalfags won't like you anyway. You could pretend to be the most normal and boring person ever, but knowing how /v/ behaves, you'll still look like this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTN6gL21F60
I mean, he's talking about fucking sports or something, he still looks like a retard. Yes, I know you are all the kinds of people that use made up terms like weeaboo and dropping spaghetti in public.
If they're going to hate you anyway, you might as well not even attempt to befriend them or lie in order to impress them because they don't like who you really are. (this is not the same thing as "identifying as a gamer, because if you have to put thought towards supressing it, it must be something you put a significant amount of thought towards for this to even be an argument. I don't worry about whether or not I should bring up Chinese mythology in front of people because it's not a subject I study very often, nor do I care enough about it to think about whether or not people will laugh at me for knowing who Guan Yu the war god is.) I mean, if you have to cosplay as a normalfag just to get people to like you, it wasn't worth it. I casually mentioned Japanese sex dolls and hentai to an old guy at my job and he didn't give a shit because he still thought I was an interesting and helpful person. Just stop trying to converse with shallow teenagers and you'll be fine.

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>Never heard of it
Why do people even bother asking?

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ITT: People with speech impediments that failed creative writing and can't summarize their favorite game in one or two sentences.

I have actual autism and I can still figure this stuff out. Seriously. Someone name a JRPG now and I'll tell you how you explain it to a normalfag. I'll even list some examples.

>Chrono Trigger (Don't go off on a tangent about Toriyama unless they really like DBZ)
It's an adventure game boy and his friends go on a journey through time to save the future.

>Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon (don't call it Ankoku Ryuu)
It's a like a board game where a prince wants to kill a dragon to restore his kingdom and save his land.

>Megami Tensei/Persona (Just call the game by it's subtitle, e.g. Devil Summoner or Strange Journey)
It's a dungeon exploring game where you make deals with demons.

>>377543613
I didn't wavedash into his office.

You underestimate how long it takes to get good at that game. I seriously doubt he bought a Korean arcade stick just to gain my trust in revealing my secrets to him.

>>377543949
Because they're hoping you will say 'Mario Kart' or 'Mortal Kombat' so that they can have some polite small talk with the creepy weirdo.

>>377543868
(you)

>>377543949
Because now they have something over you. Also the fact that you explained yourself to them establishes that they are dominant over you

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>>377543737
>this tv show is an accurate 1:1 portrayal of real life
OH SHIT, I SAW KAIJI ONCE, TIME TO HIT THE SLOTS AND WIN THE BIG FUCKING MONEY

>>377543605
not pbj
I'm talking about the catboy fan yes

>>377543949
They think that the only vidya that exists are triple A titles like COD and BF.

>>377536076
>talking to people
Baka

>>377543980
>Chrono Trigger
>Adventure game
You fucked up right off the bat.

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>so you play games? How about MOBAs?
>sure, I play some Dota
>he literally screams "LOL DOTA IS A PIECE OF SHIT LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS THE TRUE MOBA" unironically at my face
>mfw
I was genuinely surprised by his autism. Both games are shit, but at least I'm self-aware about it. He also watched LOL matches during lunch break and once came wearing a Teemo hat.

>>377543683
This happened to me before, actually. I told them I had never had a girlfriend before and they said God was going to bless me for still being a virgin or something like that.

>>377544208
no

>>377536076
Ask alot of questions, they cant ask you about you if they are busy talking about themselfs

>>377544312
>game where you go on an adventure
>have to solve puzzles
How else would you describe to a normalfag that only knows about the FPS, Racing, and Sports genres?

>>377544317
he's probably posting in this thread to just b urself

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>>377544317
>and once came wearing a Teemo hat
I almost believed you.

>>377536619
Actually, it's worse than skyrim. Somehow Witcher 3 has even worse combat than Skyrim.

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>>377544208
>Also the fact that you explained yourself to them establishes that they are dominant over you
You must lead a paranoid life.

I'd just lie and tell them I'm not really into video games anymore. Since normalfags stick to playing western games almost exclusively, it wouldn't be all that far from the truth.

>>377541347
>tfw have to hide varying powerlevels on many things beyond video games.

>>377544546
You describe it as what it is, a turn-based role-playing game.

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>autistic bullynerds from 4chan project their sheer hatred of petty judgement of others onto normal people without mental problems

Never change , /v/!

>>377544264
nice to see an anon in the wild
christ why does our serb attract so many fags though

>>377543264
I'm ugly as fuck. I don't want to reinforce their image of me being some creepy nut.

>>377544578
I wish I was lying. To be fair, it was just for two minutes.

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>>377539552
Ping Pong: The Animation, obviously

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>>377544765
As if they'll really like you more if you like football. You can have the most normal interests in the world, but if they already have their minds made up about you, why bother trying to appease them?

In the word of Malcom X: What do you call a nigger with a PHD? A nigger?

>coworker plays D.Va as balls to the wall offense. Wondering why he's not effective and just dies.

I wish I could make this up.

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>>377534375
>coworker
>work

>>377539552
Tom and Jerry

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>>377544621
>>377544621
>Somehow Witcher 3 has even worse combat than Skyrim.

>>377537808
This.

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>Anon, you play games?
>Yeah
>Check out this great game, I'm sure you'll like it
>mfw it's fucking Clash of Clans and Candy Crush
Mobile games were a mistake

>>377544714
>tfw have a friend with similar powerlevel to me

feels fucking good man

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>>377537316
HEROES GET REMEMBERED, BUT LEGENDS NEVER DIE

>>377537727
The fuck is meari-san thinking?

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>>377544980
KEK, was this one of you faggots?

>>377544931
Yeah but why add more fuel to the fire? It's not like I'll bullshit by saying I like football but least let me make it easier for myself and just be extremely vague and general about things.

As you said, no one actually cares so why I should I put in the effort just for them to only think even worse of me?

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>>377545315
Fuck off, Afro.

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>tfw alpha as fuck and don't hide your powerlevel at all

>>377536224
>is that like minecraft or something

>redirecting retards to the lesson at hand
shit is gonna be the bane of my career I can feel it

>>377545569
i wouldn't say it's alpha, i just don't give a shit

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>>377539804
Damnit Todd, not again

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>>377545672
This.

Be like the guy in pic related. He knows where he lies on the social rung and has embraced it, trenchcoat and all.

>>377545176
Introduce them to an actual good mobile game like idolm@ster starlight stage.

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Just say metal slug and gta San andreas allways work

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> What's your favorite Japanese anime?
> Dragon Ball Z!

>>377545331
true, I'll mostly ignore people if they already pissed me off, but if a person just asks innocently, I might humor them.

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>>377545665
>male teacher
Why in the fuck did you do this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhiGNo6yCtw

>>377539552
>tfw coworker caught me humming an anime OP
>"Is that kemono friends?"
>it was

>>377544208
>haha now that I know this semi-stranger plays persona 5, a game I've never heard about until now I can begin to dismantle his life piece by piece

I feel really bad for you if this is how you think other people are

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>>377545895
>mfw I have no issue with that answer