Healer appreciation thread

is this the best healing you can do?

>mercy revive wins the game barely
>get to cards
>mercy has only 18% healing of damage done
what is the correct course of action

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>join American server as healer
>get tipped for each heal
>other players clap after game

>>377519658
nothing.
queue up again and try to carry my shit team again.

>>377519658
healer mains are the worst
>always take credit for victories
>always blame teammates for losses
fuck off

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>tfw your healer is also your wife

Wow you pressed Q and did your job

If its a girl i thank them

If its a guy i get weirded out and kinda just ignore it

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>>377519658

>You will never thank your healer by stepping on her penis with force

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I want to be Mercy!

>>377519658

Sure takes a lot of skill to hold down a button, huh?

>>377519658
I click on Mercy's card in the MVP card screen. That's about it.

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>>377519658
>Healer is also best bro of poster boy

>>377519658
>What do you have to give this Mercy after the game is over?

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>>377520630
Getting those healing achievements feels good man
>heal 10,000HP in a single life

Nice Q, must have taken alot of thought to press it when you saw the x5 pop up.

>>377520938
>>377520523
>>377520293

Samefag dpsfag

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>>377519658
Just call it a fucking lewd dump thread, you cuck

>>377519658
i want to be mercy

>tfw you lose the game because mercy was too busy being a whore
Give me Lucio instead and just turn it the fuck up

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>>377519985
>join japanese server as healer
>???

>>377521005
>implying I need a Healer as 76

lmao

I want to be inside of mercy.
She really is my ideal woman, and I think I might never find any girl worthy because I will compare her to mercy

>>377521408
Me too, I dumped my last gf because she couldn't even glide.
Before OW I thought she was the one too.

>>377520471
This guy's dead right?

I need a boyfr- I mean a tank to heal.

>>377521662
Hopefully

>>377521662

Thats clearly a woman

I literally do not know how people play Mercy, she is so fucking boring. Ana and Zenyatta are the only fun Supports.

>>377521889
you must be new here

>>377519658
Wow your such a smart and skilled healer, pls post your patreon link so I can subscribe to your feed of selfies

>Pick healer
>Pick easiest role in every game it exists in
>Do your easy job spamming the heal button while positioning yourself behind the team where it's safe
>Expect team to constantly be thanking you for doing your easy as fuck role

>Pick role that takes skill
>Do your job tank enemies, dps enemies, cc enemy team etc
>Don't ask anyone to thank you or tell you you're a special snowflake
>Just want to play the game have fun and win

Why are healfags constantly thanks-begging for their shitty noskill role while roles that take skill never beg people to fellate them?

>>377521737
I hope you like pig dick

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>>377521662

He just came out with some new Prison School cosplay.

>>377522194

Who is this semon demon

>>377522170
I've only ever tasted dog dick, sorry.

>>377522194

good shopping skills, guy looks like an ugly creeper normally

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>competitive
>win 1st round
>enemy counter picks us
>one of our tanks switches to Widow
>lose 10x harder than before
>check out Widow's profile
>25% winrate with Widow
>call him a faggot retard

Why do I still bother with this game?
70% of my defeats are caused by faggots who pick retarded ass heroes.

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>>377522147
>do all those things
Playing zenyatta feels good man.

>>377521889
>Thats clearly a woman
HAHAHAHAHA

>>377522262
Time for you to try something new then.

>its never the healer's fault
this meme needs to end

>>377519985
Underrated post. Fuck all of you

>>377519658
gg report mercy

>>377522496
Literally the only time that can be the case in OW is Ana because you can actually fail at healing. Mercy, Zenyatta, and Lucio are all auot-healing lock on shit.

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>>377522325

I personally prefer the images that aren't photoshopped to hell and back.

>>377522194
Shame about the tits though. Ruins a cute guys figure.

>>377519893
Dont run into suicidal 1v6 fights.
Mercy wont follow.

>>37752259
well the dude doesnt have any like that, except the ones where he is an ugly pointy chinned male

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I send them a dick pic.

>>377522381
>tfw you right click and get 5 headshots
people can't handle that level of annihilation.

Bimbos.

>>377522496
Healers can fuck up, but it's undeniable that DPS are far more prone and far more likely to fuck up.

It is not the healers fault if you're a Genji on Defend on Dorado and decide to go running towards enemy spawn when they have a Winston and Zarya about to respawn.

Do your fucking job properly and stay on and near the objective and defend it.

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>>377522716
>thicc healers (male)

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>>377522718
>tfw

Maybe if we had a lucio or ana, we wouldn't have had everyone die in the first place.

>>377522351
>enter match
>someone instalocks gengi
>other teammate asks to play him
>15% winrate
>literally can't play anything else

>2-2 both teams at 99%
>only winning because of I've been carrying as s76
>53 elims, gold damage

>Genji says into comm, "Soldier you have to start getting some kills"

I was disgruntled

We still won though

>>377522576
when youre mercy is constantly dying at the start of team fights you have to wonder if maybe its her fault

What do you do when you're playing mercy and you're getting flanked by someone like genji and your team ignores him?

>when you tell the healer you want pull every mob in the room in one go, something which usually ends in a wipe with a subpar healer or DPS
>the madman actually manages to keep you alive while you tank the entire dungeon with your best damage mitigating rotation and semi-competent DPS who can actually kill things.

>>377519658
I smack her on the bottom in a non-sexual way and say "good hustle, good hustle".

>>377523386
Take out my pistol and shoot him in the face. Or you know, say in chat that there's someone flanking us.

>>377523386
Kill him with your pistol, rely on your Pro Zarya to kill him, or just message him and say "hey dude if you stop killing me I'll suck your dick after this match"

Thanks for the heal

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>>377522381
Zenny is best bot

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>>377523305
>finish match
>zen
>play with a widow and hanzo on same team
>gold healing, gold damage, gold objective time
>POTM sharpshooter
>"maybe you should've focused on healing us, asshole"
>mfw

Also, best things to do as a flanked healer are either
A) Call it out over voice chat (text chat requires you to stop moving, and then you fucking die)
B) Move into your tank or even a DPS so he's positioning between you and the flanker, at which point he's taking damage and is a lot more likely to turn around and deal with the flanker

>>377522716
I need healing

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>play healer/shielder
>person i am taking care of dives 1v3
>dies
>"report this fucking useless healer"

???

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>>377522194
>>377520471

>>377522625

They're rubber.

>>377523395
Then you erp right?

>>377523628
>hanzo and widow
Nothing will make me saltier than this.
>Durrhurr it's quick play team comp doesn't matter!
Snipers are cancer in EVERY game they're in. The only time this wasn't the case was in bad company 2 when competent snipers just picked the kit and used a shotgun.

>>377523386
Genuinely, try and jump to a teammate that is far away if you can so he'll have to chase and hopefully you'll get the attention of whoever you jumped to, fight him off with the pistol or heal whoever you jumped to depending on their current health, and attempt to get your team to help either via voice comms or "group up".

However ultimately if they still refuse to ever take notice of him you're fucked. If it keeps happening and your team absolutely refuses to help you, go Lucio or Zen instead. Lucio can defend himself against or escape from Genji far easier than Mercy can, and Zen can scare a Genji out of your teams territory with Discord.

Every time I suicide run into the enemy point as 76 hoping I get their healer before I drop, our goddamn Mercy follows me and dies with me.

I know I'm retarded for what I do, but why must she feel the need to join in?

FIND AND STAY WITH THE TANK, YOU CUNT. ONE JOB.

>>377523691
>report this fucking useless healer
How did it come to this. Being a ''poorly skilled'' player didn't used to be a bannable offense. What the fuck happened?

>tfw no healslut to thank by shoving your tank meat down her throat

>>377523997

>mercy healing a 76 in anything but dire as fuck situations

they're just a shitter

My top three heroes are self-healers.

Don't need no stinking healers.

>>377524002
>What the fuck happened
Justice, if you're poorly skilled you should be quarantined into a pool of shitters rather than ruin my experience.

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Ana is supposed to be disgustingly overpowered, but why the hell does she fell so underwhelming to play? It feels like her burst healing is mediocre as fuck without a biotic grenade to back it up, which has a pretty finnicky hitbox.

I feel like I'm missing something here.

>>377524383
She requires the highest mechanical skill of the healers, so the issue here is that you're bad.

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>>377524443
>highest mechanical skill of the healers

>>377524124
>her
Spotted the fake tank

>>377524551
What? It's true. Mercy requires one click in their general direction and your beam is locked. Lucio requires you to stand near them. Zenyatta is one Shift in their general direction.
Ana requires you to precisely hit them each and every time with your Crusader's Xbow, and land Biotic grenades with accuracy.
You can argue Zenyatta's orbs add a layer of mechanical skill to him and that's not wrong, but that doesn't factor in to his healing which is about as easy as Mercy.

>>377522194

What's (his?) name?

STOP POSTING LEWD PICTURES OF MERCY FUCKERS

>>377524551
Not that guy but this is absolutely true. Hence why she's the best if you can use her well.

>>377524551
Are you retarded? Ana takes more effort than any other healer to actual heal.

>Lucio and Mercy are literal braindead auotpilot dogshit
>Zenyatta has lock on healing

Ana actively needs to be aiming to heal, and since she has no auto-health regen like the other healers she needs to decide in any given situations if using Biotic Grenade on herself or an ally is a better choice.

>>377522530
>replying to your own shitty post
Sad!

I play a mistweaver monk in WoW and I do Random Battelgrounds all the time.

I always prioritize interrupting caps in AB and EotS, and often die on purpose just so my team can have the base I'm defending for at least a few more moments because I value winning the match rather than looking good at the scoreboard.

I also give max priority to the flag carriers in WSG and TP, and the cart carriers in DWG. If I see we're both going to die, I use my CDs on him instead of trying to save my ass by rolling away. I do it because there might be a slight chance that backup might arrive and save the day.

Please make me feel good by saying I'm a true bro.

And yes, WoW is still awesome and I have a blast playing the shit out of it everyday.

>>377519658
Fuck off with your ASSFAGGOTS, underage retard.

>>377525173
Of course her healing is harder, but since when do healers only heal (except for mercy, who is fucking braindead and boring to play)?

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>>377522147
>impying dps shitlords don't ejaculate over medals

I HAVE GOLD DAMAGE, WHY ARE WE LOSING

>>377520212
This. Healers are the worst ragers. Its always a Mercy or Lucio main crying about how no one is getting kills while they scamper about holding LMB and pressing E.

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>>377520496
>I want to be IN Mercy!
FTFY

>>377525454
No!

I want to BE Mercy

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People need to quit leaving me as solo healer whenever I pick Lucio.

I'm not your pocket healer. I keep you alive in the more intense team engagements and that's it. Otherwise I'm focusing on the objective and solo killing the entire team with my mad skills

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>>377522194
>>377522258
>>377522625
>>377523792
>>377524854
>>377522593
>>377520471
>>377521889

>>377525567

Do you have any idea what I'd do to you if you were Mercy?

>>377525683
Thank me when I'm doing a good job healing the team?

>playing a healer
Are you gay, son?
Because thats really gay.

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>>377525567
>>377525683

>>377524951
It's all she's useful for.

That and a she's a hero for people with no skill and an inability to use other heroes.

>>377525717
/thread

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>>377525717
Almost as gay as using a trip for no reason

>>377524767
>precisely
Nigger that shit is the most forgiving shit in the world. You can see the shots curving to hit people if you're off by a bit.

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>>377519658

If all OW players were removed from /v/ 90% of pretend gay and anime threads would be gone too.

Prove me wrong, children.

Mercy makes every game shes in worse. Does not matter if its your team or the enemies. Each game becomes worse for everyone involved aside from the cunt playing Mercy.

Games actively become worse because either you have to add "Looking after the healslut Res machine" to your list of jobs or the game becomes hunt the enemy Mercy whose idea of gameplay is hiding and letting her team die.

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>>377523628
I got a kills card (or some sort of DPS one) as Zen and the guy who was raging previously yells into the mic

>THATS WHY WE LOST, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN FOCUSING ON HEALING!!!"

>>377524670
>implying I'm going to throw away my sexuality for some cocksleave

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>>377524951
NO!!!

>>377525872
you must be new here

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>>377523395
>Tank thinks he can pull half the dungeon and the healer dps should pull their weight to compensate

>Tank wears leather

>>377525965
>>377525795
FUCKING STOP RIGHT NOW

>>377523628
They're just jealous, anon.

Smile smugly and be on your way.

>>377523395
>blames the healer and dps for dying to a whole room of mobs
Bad tank detected

>>377525991

I've been here as long as how old some of your OW playing friends are anon.

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>>377525872
>This whole post

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>>377519658
>playing the most braindead class type
>expecting praise and attention

Healers/supports could be replaced with literal bots and be better as well as more reliable. Cherry on top is you'll never have to deal with the prissy cunts who only play healers or the new internet-gay fad crowd; both of which have a pathological need for attention. The kind of people that drool at the thought of being a celebrity. Healers/supports are only included because girls and nu-males aren't good enough to actually play the game. Then the game has to be balanced around healers, forcing normal people to play a healer if they want a chance at winning, and making it another shitfest team-game where nothing can properly be done without relying on others instead of just being good at the game.

>>377525872
Overwatch is only a year old, and /v/ has always had that trash.

Newfag fuck.

>>377524002
Millenials happened. Used to be you'd recognize that someone did badly, but you then also self reflect to realize that you also share part of the blame and could have done better too (no matter how well you actually did). Now its everyone else's fault because mommy told you you're special and the best at everything you try.

>>377521367
Tryhard dps alert

I want to cum inside Mercy

>>377526121
lmao nice reaction image, cancer

>>377525872

Persona

>>377526163

Not nearly as much as in the last year, OW single handedly turned all trinity and healing discussion into sissy whiteboy threads.
It also doesn't disprove my point kid, those who were posting this gay shit before - are playing OW now & posting it.

>>377526146
>huge angry paragraph where everything is funded upon misconception and anger
>bots replacing something that requires good decision making and flexibility, something bots can't have, especially in such rapid response to various situations, metas, and so on

Maybe you should uh, I dunno, not fucking suck at the game? Medics might heal you more.

>>377526223
>le millennials meme
>I'm born in the 80's but surely I'm not a millennial lololol

>not getting killed as far away from the rest of the team as possible so mercy can never get a 5 rez

>>377526272
They were doing the same shit with the Medic from TF2, characters from Dota/LOL, and so on. Just because you're not old enough to remember doesn't mean it never happened.

next you'll say the holocaust isn't real too.

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>>377526081
NO,GODDAMN IT

>>377525951
>being afraid of fucking sissies

Do you also wear a chastity belt for your one and only to protect your sexuality?

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>tfw I just want to play Pharah and fly and shoot rockets all day but Mercys keep following me and now I feel responsible for keeping them alive

>>377526272
>OW single handedly turned all trinity and healing discussion into sissy whiteboy threads.

Actually XIV threads started that years ago. You'd know that if you weren't a literal newfag retard.

>>377526427

Just because you want to be right, doesn't mean you are.

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>>377526229
>I want to cum inside Mercy
Now we're talking anon

>>377526351
>t. buttblasted millenial

>>377525872
>>377526272
>>377526491
Just because you want to be right, doesn't mean you are.

>>377523651
We all do, Anon. We all do.

>game ends
>our mercy has a 22% healing card
>i have an 85% kill participation as fucking mccree

guess who got the votes

>>377522381
My nigga

>>377526435
thats how i want to die

>>377525454
>>377526568

What's mercy doing here?

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if they had just played ana and had even half decent aim no one would be dead and need rezing the first place

>>377526485
Their own fault if they cant avoid projectiles

>>377526435
STOP

>>377526662
>I put one small bullet into the leg of nine out of ten kills this game. I deserve recognition!

>>377526779
Ana can't outheal ult spam. Can only sleep one of them too.

>>377526645
I need healing

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>>377526709
Duh,partying HARD anon

>>377525268
>>377525173
>>377524551
>>377524443
Every single healer comes with its own skill floor
Similar skill ceiling, and its not that high.

>>377526812
this is what mercy mains believe. What's it like constantly being on your knees trying to crawl out of masters?

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>It's a mercy pocket heals the Phara the whole game
>tell mercy to heal us too at some point
>rage at us for being "ungrateful"
This is why I play Lucio

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>>377526805
NEVER

>>377526016
>>377526097
Are you mad healers or DPS? You need a good, well-oiled team to do the lunatic pulls but they're definitely possible.
I pull my weight as the tank, it's just that the healer has to pull his full weight and the DPS has to have mild brain activity.
Then again, you're probably upset because you got the shit tanks who just walk into the middle of the dungeon cluelessly and don't even do a proper sustain rotation before dying five seconds later.

>>377523651
Shut up Genji.

>>377526491
But that's not an argument. It's easy to insult, harder to refute.

>>377527118
I will literally kill you

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>>377527291

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>>377527595
Do it Fag

>>377527858
Alright

Look outside your door, faggot, I dare you

>>377519658
*Unzip pants* Time to put those big udders to use.

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>>377527967
I already am fag lord

>>377522641
>18% healing
>i-i-i-it's the teams fault!

>>377528185
Good, now I know it's you

Expect me tonight, faggot

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>>377528291
Bring it!

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>just had a round as healer in comp, hadn't touched comp in a while
>did so well team kept specifically thanking me
That's a fucking good feel

>>377528291

I'd rather expect Mercy tonight to be honest with ya

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>>377519761
fpbp

>>377519658
>thanking someone for doing their job.
I'm not gonna thank the DSP for putting out damage
I'm not gonna thank the tank for being a distraction and soaking up damage
why should I thank the healer for inflating the teams health bars, that's what they're suppose to do.

It's like thanking a cop for stopping a criminal

>>377528406
You won't be so cocky after I'm done with you

>>377528527
Well too bad

>>377524002
MOBAs happened. They encouraged and efforced this type of behavior, the "it's everyones fault but mine" attittude.

>>377528641
No worries,after I kick your ass Mercy will ''heal'' and ''LICK'' any woulds I sustain from battle.

>tfw your tank refuses to beat you as punishment because he's afraid to hurt you

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>>377528869
"Wounds''
Dumb auto correct

>>377528869
We'll see about that, fucko

You won't even have a chance to fight back

>>377528898
>tfw your ex-bf refused to choke you because he thought he'd give you brain damage

>>377528898
See>>377525792

>>377523582
I don't see enough World Order images on this site.

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This cute little fucker solo pushed top lane all the way to the core, opening up a path to victory. What do you say after he gets MVP?

>>377529080
>implying you arent already brain damaged
Your bf is pretty dumb desu

>tfw your gf wraps her legs around you harder when you say you're going to cum

>>377529283
Please be kind.

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>>377529372
>tfw your gf wraps her legs around you harder when you say you're going to cum

>>377529425
T:Chokeslut

Does it make your peepee hard when daddy strangles you to the point where it starts getting dark?

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>tfw Mercy will never be your loving wife and cuckold you with a pack of feral niggers while you watch

>>377529715
It's not slutty if I only let my lover do it.

>>377529742
>while you watch
>not while you're at work

best NTR is the one where the cuckold doesn't know he's being cucked

>>377529715
>like choking
>sometimes too much
>sometimes it feels like I just hate her and want her to die as I choke harder and harder as she tries to gasp for air
hehe woops

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>>377529742
Why even live?

>>377529715
d-do you want to be my Daddy..?

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Why are healers associated with being submissive faggots? Y'all need to be a bunch of combat medics like in Battlefield 2142.

>>377529757
>I-Its not slutty if im only a complete subby bitch to my lover.....and maybe those guys over there checking my ass out teehee~

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>>377530082

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>>377530087
>tfw a big, muscular futanari healer will never fuck your ass until she fills you with potent cum, healing you up

>>377530087

It's mostly got to do with the fact that the only people that play healers are lazy shits that can't play the game proper to save their fucking life, and there's a lot of overlap with that and (E)RPfags.

>>377530168
Nah, just the former. I'm completely loyal to the man I love.

>>377530082
No way fag

>being a support healslut
>not being a support power healdom
faggots

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>>377526331
>writing a long comment means you're angry: the post

As if bots can't make decisions more rapidly than people. Should I heal this person or that person? So deep man. Or maybe devs could just not include healers so the meta won't revolve around forcing people to play one. But that'll never happen

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>>377530274
profound sadness

>>377529904
That's how I want to be choked. When it feels like it's to that degree, oh baby.

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>>377529103
>Play Probius
>Feels like you do fuckall and everyone constantly dodges your shitty warps
>Enemy plays Probius
>MVP
This entire hero is built around the idea that other people are fucking terrible and blind

>>377530350
>Support "healdom"
>its just a stupid bitch who instead of following your orders like an obedient puppy she/he goes around dying to everything and whining about it passive agressively

>>377530559
its built around the idea that destroying pylons and cannons is a waste of time and puts you into an xp deficit if you focus on it too much. so he gets to go wild.

>>377526589
>t. dumbass-doesn't-understand-he's-also-a-millennial

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Being Mercy must be beautiful

>>377530559
>playing probius outside of team league
What the fuck are you doing?

>>377530752

how would you like it if you had millions of teenage boys lusting after you and wishing they could fill you with their dicks in every hole all at once 24/7/365?

>>377530805
stomping idiots in QM

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>>377530869
I'd love it

But I think that's more Widowmaker's style

>>377530869
Replace the person recieving the filling to the teenage boys and its literally me

>>377530906
probius is utterly useless in QM because your team doesn't work together, which is basically required so you can get teammates to stun people in your fields. photon cannon build was nerfed and is basically useless until level 20, where it becomes minorly useful at best.

>>377519658
post the tranny cosplayer

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>>377530980
I wish mercy would force me into her chest lovingly and than give me a blowjob.

>>377531384
Does he cosplay a tranny?

>>377526435
Updated my journal

>>377531475
All tranny's cosplay as the other sex.

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>>377520235
>tfw

>>377530285
But when they RP like a bunch of fags is it because its part of the joke or are they legit? Its baffling how they act this way over a video game.

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I JUST WANT A BIG STRONG BOYFRIEND TO CHOKE ME WITH HIS DICK AND CALL ME HIS PRINCESS

>>377526146
>making it another shitfest team-game where nothing can properly be done without relying on others instead of just being good at the game.
Well yeah, it is a shitfest team game. Sounds like you might be more interested in something like Quake Champions.

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>>377520471
Do they identify as male or female?

I would smash depending on the the answer.

>>377531996
You

>>377526435
Pestilence?

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>get on RP server
>no one is doing RP except for some ERPers

>>377526568
I wish the wings were real so I cold make her squee while pounding her.

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>>377532191
>ERPer goes up to you and tries to initiate

>>377531996
Me too
Except I'd rather him call me his personal cumdump

>>377530869
>teenage boys
fuck off underage

>>377529069
>Enemy mercy
>Heals and damage boosts
>Tries hard to orchestrate deaths
>Gets a big rez twice on offense and defense

>Play mercy
>Healing everyone most of the time, only damage boost for people going off or ulting
>Rez every two or three
>have my team push the entire game
>We win

I mean a 5 man rez is pretty great, but most of the planning involved is pretty laborious and flimsy. I only ever get 4 mans or more once in a blue moon

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>>377529372
>tfw your gf wraps her legs around you harder when you say you're going to cum
>condom slipped off
>she won't stop

>big fat homo
>never enjoyed playing healer
>usually tank, sometimes DPS
Why would you want to be a healer, even in the context of ERP healslut shit

>>377532335
>RPer whispers if you want to do some "light RP"
>okay I guess
>Their next line is "*Pulls out her futa horsecock*"
>Disconnect
I miss the 90s.

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>>377532817
>not sucking it
Got to get in character anon

>>377532930
>futa

it's too degenerate

>>377532546
>>Enemy mercy
>>Heals and damage boosts
>>Tries hard to orchestrate deaths
>>Gets a big rez twice on offense and defense

more like
>Enemy mercy
>gets flanked and killed by me

>>377519658
I never understood why healers think they deserve praise for doing their fucking job.
I mean, I'm going to tell you gj if you actually did a good job, but most healers want a pat on the back for just picking a healer.
If you feel like playing healer is a chore you can just fuck off, don't expect ppl to tell you that you are awsome because you "were nice enough" to fill the role.

>>377532930
But that's not in character.

>>377533356
S-so cool anon-sama. please link your twitch account

Healing fills me with... joy.

>>377534116

I can fill you with something else

gays are fucking disgusting, but somehow 4chan gays are even worse

would have no qualms about murdering any one of you

I want to _be_ Mercy!

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I'm glad I got this skin. It took forever because I kept getting gold Halloween Reaper skin 6 times.

>>377534440
I want to spank Mercy!

>>377534489
You should have qualms
the qualms being you being a fat, disgusting slow fuck that couldn't kill anyone even if his morbid, misbegotten life depended on it

>>377519658
Wow you did your job, am I supposed to thank you?

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>>377519658

>>377534189
Promises promises. ^-^

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oh thanks guys! I appreciate the points!

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>>377535754
>playing the third world ripoff

I'm trying anon! I'll do better!