STOP TALKING ABOUT MECHANICA, MIN MIN AND TWINTELLE
>artist was to lazy to color her mask in
Shit game
>>377518225
Shit post
>>377518028
why doesn't he get any love /v/?
>>377518125
>>377518028
>poster girl is the worst girl
Every time.
>>377518302
He needs to sell out and talk about memes and play video games terribly for anyone to watch him.
Springman is the Mario of ARMS and Ribbon Girl is the Peach
She has nice thicc thighs but that's about it
Minmin has those and more
>all this forced hype and multiple threads for a game that isn't out yet
I thought Nintendo doesn't shill on /v/?
Awww roasty gonna cry?
*smacks her in the head*
I'll give you something to cry about bitch
*grabs her by the neck and bites her face*
Heh, now without your looks you're nothing
*pulls out knife*
We all know how this is gonna end for you so let me "cut" to the point.
*cuts her fucking head off*
You're from a game called "ARMS" right?
*spits*
Well say hello to "LEGS"
*kicks her head really far*
>>377518302
You need to update your chart, my man
Seriously this game sucks nintenbabies still defend this
>>377518436
>if it's people talking about a game I don't care about it's artificially created hype by marketer shills
>>377518302
Shitty design desu
Twintelle is GOAT waifu, Min Min is cute but the ramen aspect makes her stand out, Helix is pure memery and Barq & Byte are literally a robot cop and dog.
A cobra looking dude with nothing standing out about him just can't compete.
>>377518698
BUT IT'S ONLY SHILLING IF IT'S A NINTENDO GAME
>>377518302
Where'd you get the Crying Cobra?
>>377518436
Learn the product
>>377519091
Man, I can't wait for the testpunches.
I loved playing Virtua On in arcades, but for whatever reason Arms just hasn't connected with me despite pretty much everyone saying the demos have been good.
>>377518302
>Helix
>its
Non-binary confirmed
Nice to see Nintendo finally joining the progressive club
>>377518302
I wanna love him alrignt
With my dick
We all know Helix is best girl
JK Minmin is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xOsG5t6hT8
>>377520451
Volleyball is confirmed for Testpunch by the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeE5j605cqA&feature=em-uploademail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ6XqSNbfK4
>>377518028
I haven't been, though. I don't care one bit about the girls.
>>377520731
>>377520442
>>377518861
I SAID STOP
>>377520731
>Volleyball is confirmed for Testpunch by the way
Hell yeah motherfucker
>>377518302
Because his design is boring compared to the rest
>Byte and Barq are a cute robot dog and policeman combo that can work together to pull off crazy moves
>Helix is a jelly freak that can extend and stretch his body to do tons of cool shit
>Min Min and Twintelle have ass
Kid Cobra is just kind of a creepy snake dude.
>>377521460
It's ambiguous if he's a snake dude or not.
If he was actually a snakeman, his popularity would skyrocket because of furfags
mechanica min min and twintelle
are there any drawfags here? i have a very important and high-quality request
>>377521835
You should post it in the drawthread.
But I'm curious as to what your request is.
>>377518114
I don't get this image whenever I see it. Is there something that Tails has that I can't see clearly or something?
>>377518302
He is a Hue
>>377520850
fucking saved
>>377522187
i have a giant request that i'll probably pay for, involving all ARMS characters, but i'll post a smaller portion of it in the drawthread so i can get some good quick content for the community
i really wish i could draw, i have some great ideas v_v
>>377523095
no one wants to draw you springdicks
>>377522486
P O S T.
T H E.
C O M I C S.
>>377523246
fuck you i have a piece in my mind and i'll make it happen with money or pure personal effort
and my ideas are GREAT
i like Ribbon Girl
>>377522486
It's a comic about Tails fucking babies and eating shit or whatever
>>377523525
Ribbon has a bigger chest than that. Shit art!
>pop idol
>livestreamer
>they go largely ignored
match made in heaven
Why is he so perfect?
>>377525359
Cause he is pretty rad
>>377521835
post the request in the draw threadi draw sometimes but im kinda busy right now
>>377525359
hes a good boy
>>377526410
wew
>>377521835
What up?
>>377518302
he'll be more popular than Ninjara when people figure out he has iframe dodges and is lowkey S tier
It beginsand a part of me is ok with it
>>377528130
>>377527234
this is what's up >>377523601
>actually intend on playing as Ribbon Girl because she plays like a Trick Flyer in Custom Robo
>still want to fap to Twintelle 10x as much
It's time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRGrfurZaNQ
>>377518028
I personally think Twintelle looks disgusting, even Ribbon Girl is better. She's just looks fucking greasy and her hair is an abomination. Min Min > Mechanica > Ribbon Girl > Twintelle
>>377518302
>Kid Cobra's design from the front
2/10
>Kid Cobra's design from behind
9/10
His helmet looks so doofy if you cant see its shaped like a cobra head down the back
>>377526410
>brown
>pigtails
>speaks French
>thicc
Based Nintendo
If anything, Mechanica seems the most underappreciated of them all.
Mechanica > Minmin > Twintelle > Ribbon Girl
What is twinelle's special?
>>377529710
yeah sure. we need 20x more mechanica
>>377529805
her ass
>>377523095
>v_v
you dont belong here.
leave.
>>377530004
i've been here for over a decade, the smileys just come out when i'm drunk
>>377528659
I like this
>>377529805
bayonetta's witch time
>>377529710
She's starting to outdo Ribbon Girl, but there could be some more love.
>>377529805
While charging, incoming arms are slowed
>>377530141
oh wow it is isn't it
the plot thiccens
>>377523262
I don´t wanna get banned
I haven't been keeping up with this game, are tbey robots? I know one character is a girl in a mech but what are the other characters?
>Springman: English/American
>Ribbon Girl:
>Ninjara: Japanese
>Master Mummy:
>Mechanica:
>Min Min: Chinese
>Barq and Byte: English/Robo-British
>DNA Man:
>Twintelle: French
>Kid Cobra:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4GcBqVsMlo
>>377531019
Master Mummy = Egiptian
Helix = Russian
Kid Cobra = Hue
>>377531007
as far as we know it's a god given ability. you go to sleep normal and wake up with spring limbs. or in the case of master mummy you become undead
Helix is the result of trying to find out what exactly the ARMS ability is
Byte & Barq are just robots
>>377531007
Its an X-men mutant gene thing
>>377529803
Minmin >>> Twintelle >>>>>>>>> who cares
>>377528802
I want to fuck both of them!
>>377528802
>implying Springman is ever the beta in any situation ever
>>377531716
He is when he's taking two snake dicks at once
>>377531019
Mechanica's map looks like germany a bit, but then we see the stage for her and it looks nothing like you would germany expect to look like.
but the theme of GERMAN ENGINEERING would make sense..
>>377532048
oh man.
That reminds me of what a parade of german engineering jokes Von Kaiser in punch-out wii.
>mechanical sound effects to some of his movements, coiled springs, gears whirring, machinery clicking, etc
>when he lands a punch it sounds like a gun going off
>he himself imitates a cuckoo clock
>directly refers to himself as a "fighting machine" and "Deutsche precision"
>>377525359
>>377527392
Are these official art?
>>377532461
sure is
>>377532461
yes https://twitter.com/ARMS_Cobutter
Reminder that Springman is pure and not for lewd.
>>377532684
Reminder that Springman's ass belongs to Kid Cobra
>>377530092
>I GOT I GOT I GOT I GOT
>>377532583
ah yes. I see he's strong in garbled nonsense but weak in random gibberish. Interesting.
>>377523689
fucking a self insert baby and cream, eating their shit, vomiting on said babies along with cuming all over the piss shit and vomit. To top it all off, the baby also gets his balls cut off.
Imagine if they released games like this when the Wii U came about instead of fucking New Super Mario Bros. U and Nintendoland?
>>377532901
I cant into moonrunes. I know somebody here was translating them, since the stat attributed differ from chart to chart
>>377532858
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>D-N-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This game is way to technical for the kiddie crowd, they're going to get btfo and cry every time they lose then the game will get nerfed into the ground.
>>377532942
why
Best arms
Best gimmick
Best music
Best character
>>377533849
hi kevin
>>377533031
>>377532583
The four that stay the same starting from the top going rightwards, is
Body Size
Arm Thickness
Speed
Jump.
For Twintelle her two unique ones are Celebrity(something) and Woman(something) Aura.
>>377534605
Celebrity Level and Actress Aura
>>377532583
Top left is Water Resistance
Bottom left is something like team work (from what I understand, コンビ愛 is something like the relationship/chemistry between the members of a comedy duo).
All of you faggots talking about pigtail hoe to hide the fact that all you can think about is sticking your dick into Helix's slimy body
Is there a clean version of the theme that plays during Ribbon girls weapons segment of the direct?
>>377518645
It's not even out yet
But for real though
Minmin is best girl
>>377536157
not clean, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWwxP6Eu68Y
>>377536421
After Mechanica of course
>>377518436
Literally every game company shills on /v/. It's one of the biggest video game forums in the entire world why the fuck wouldn't they market to /v/ when there is no need for account system and they have multiple proxies?
>>377518302
he has no design, he's somehow more generic than springman is
>>377536796
then why am I still shilling here for free
>>377518302
aww yeah gimmie da chocolate
>>377531776
>>377518114
You stop that right there. This is child porn, scatophilia, homosexuality, degenerate content is not allowed on this board.
>>377535978
Why must this exist.
I want to draw something of Mechanica. Any suggestions? No lewd. Also I'm not the best artist around so don't expect much.
>>377518114
>some anon managed to post the whole comic a few days ago and the mods were late as fuck to remove it, letting the thread hit 472 replies
Where?
Mechanica best girl
>>377539340
Mechanica wearing a dumb hat
>>377539553
somewhere
>>377539692
AZEROTH
>>377518302
>the Twintelle trailer is up to 178,000 views
>the Direct itself only has 217,000
>>377539610
>cowtit version
Ribbon girl has best music though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWwxP6Eu68Yiv always been loyal.
>>377536421
>Minmin is best
But of course.
>>377532446
Huh.
I knew his other moniker was The German Steel Machine but I never noticed that they took it THAT far in the Wii game.
Neat.
>>377540160
3rd best, you mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQwAMIaeX44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyU5G8-GIX4
>>377529805
hotdogging
>>377540160
NANANANA NA NA
>>377518028
Ribbon, you've been /mygirl/ since day one. Don't let the haters get you down!
>>377540708
Punch-Out Wii's characters are incredibly detailed.
They have to be, mechanics aside, they're the entire game.
>>377523525
Holy shit I love these kinds of bodies, them beefy thighs
>>377539553
south france irl.
probably somewhere on this gay fake earth though >>377539692
>>377526410Please tell me there's already lewds
>jap artist who draws the same sloppy mating press scenarios of ever character he can
>keeps Twintelle vanilla
Its not even a good drawing either. Give me filth!
>>377518302
literally WHO
>>377518616
>all 3 in the same day
Nintendo really doesn't know anything about marketing, huh
>>377542475Rebis is drawing her as we speak
>>377540754
>>377541903
>>377541978
>>377542587
>Nintendo are now ass guys
Nintendo is saved.
What flavour of Minmin do you like best?
>>377543076
Red is best
Springman's best flavor too, for that matter
I really hope that have drills for arms so that you can have drill hair.
>>377518028
I want to FUCK SPRING MAN full homo
>>377532845
Reminder that Springman x Ribbongirl is the OTP
>>377526410
>2015:camilla
>2016:Olivia
>2017:twintelle
>2018:?
>>377543849
who is Olivia?
>>377544004
Olivia from Bolivia.
>>377544004
From pokemon sun and moon.
>>377544004
>>377544143
god how could I forget
>>377544132
Eden from Sweden
whats the first character you're going to play on Friday?
where my /minmins/ at?
DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER
Who /byte&barq/ here?
>>377544301
BnB and Twintelle are out of the question, so it will have to be her and Helix
>>377544301
Do you really think all 10 characters will be playable during the beta?
I'm betting just Spring Man and Ribbon Girl.
>>377544143
>two brown pear-shape brown christmas cakes in less than a year
>>377544347
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
>>377544418
Where've you been nigga? We're getting all the characters besides the newest 3 for the testpunch.
>>377544584
>Where've you been nigga?
Masturbating to a character who apparently isn't in the beta.
>>377544301
Spoonman
I want an ARMS anime series
>>377544418
if its anything like the version they used for the tournament in Japan a few weeks ago the playable characters would be
>Spring Man
>Ribbon Girl
>Ninjaman
>Master Mummy
>MinMin
>Mechanica
>Helix Man
and the only weapons are their defaults
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k041krtpDxY
Do we know already which characters we will see on the testfire? I really hope i will be able to try kid cobra.
Altough we're going probably to see the first revealed batch of chars(spring, mummy, ninj, mechanica. maybe lin min)
>>377544849
everyone but the 3 new ones revealed, sadly
>>377542889
I apologice to Kimishima for trashing him before.
>>377544916
b..but muh kid cobra...
>>377544961
My bad, haven't noticed it.
>>377544347
>Character with auto controlled CPU partner that fights autonomously to cover your fuck ups.
He's going to be the scrub character. Get ready for lobbies full of ByteBarqs waggle spamming their way to victory and pretending they have skill.
>>377545292
I'm gonna guess Doggo isn't gonna be a game changer
>>377529803
Disgusting normal arms. Why do lazy artists do this?
>>377545292
his mobility is shit though, he gets muh high jump but loses out on freecharge at -25% and every other movement modifier
it's likely that master mummy's block heal is going to be more broken
>>377545717
It's bad, but I would like to see how the characters look unfurled and gloveless like pic related.
>>377540754
>still no twintelle buttjob pics
>>377545292
Master Mummy and Spring Man will be the scrub chars.
>>377546039that was a buttjob pic
>>377518028
Twintelle is a fucking nigger, stop talking about her (positively) indeed.
Twintelle a best
>>377546085
>The Ryu and Zangief of ARMS
>scrub characters
yeah right homo.
Ninjara is the designated scrub character
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
So what the fuck is Biff
>>377546189
>still no more than 1 twintelle buttjob pics
>>377546560
THE BISHOP OF BLOOD AND CARNAGE
>>377546560
corporate created imp creature.
>>377545776
>>377546085
MM is slow with no dash and a huge hurtbox. Scrubs that try to flail to win are going to have a big problem trying to play as him. He's for patient people who know when to healblock and when to strike
Ribbon Girl you're fucking old as fuck news. All hail Min Min and Twintelle.
>>377546560
dirty half-cast whose closest thing in life to being an ARMS fighter is commentating
>tfw ARMS main menu theme
Can't fucking wait for this fight test to unlock
>>377546560
the final boss
that's why he got a deep male voice compared to the jap version
>>377545937
I can only imagine how that interview is going
>"Hey Master Mummy, good match out there may we get a few words"
>"Sure thing Biff, if you have seen my family at all please inform me. I have been searching for them due to some unholy power that brought me back from my eternal slumber and I believe that if I find out that they are safe I may rest once more. Also, Spring Man if you are watching this, thanks for showing me that pizza place, my family will love it."
>"Well there you go folks, some good words from the undead man with the biggest heart.
Is the Testpunch for certain hours or the entire day?
>>377545292
RESPECT
THE
ROBOT
FAGGOT
>>377546790
>He's for patient people who know when to healblock and when to strike
actually believing this. he's for kiddies that want to mash buttons and take as little damage as possible
>>377547394
You made my heart smile
>>377547705
t.Ninjara main
>>377547705
>mash buttons and take as little damage as possible
Sooo Ninjara?
>>377526410
Oh, my, God Min Min, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those snake guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those snake guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
She's just so,black
>>377519943
It's a blob
>>377547602
http://arms.nintendo.com/#global-testpunch
May 26
5:00 p.m. PT
May 27
5:00 a.m. PT
11:00 a.m. PT
5:00 p.m. PT
May 28
5:00 a.m. PT
11:00 a.m. PT
June 2
5:00 p.m. PT
June 3
5:00 a.m. PT
11:00 a.m. PT
5:00 p.m. PT
June 4
5:00 a.m. PT
11:00 a.m. PT
>>377547929
I LIKE BIGARMSAND I CANNOT LIE
>>377549621
Where can I find the UK times?
>>377550127
Dont know. Considering its a "global" demo, probably just convert the times.
I feel like people fail to recognize that thicc bitches are the only way to insert sex appeal into what will probably be an E rated game. Things like up skirt shots and cleavage get you a higher rating which may affect sales. It's also the reason why Peach and Rosa just have black voids underneath their dresses in the latest smash. Twintelle is dressed up modestly enough to be a guest on an episode of Sesame Street.
>>377549621
Man, this isn't gonna be an all weekend thing?
I sure hope I'm free/at home when this goes down
>>377550252
I know but it'd be easier if I could just see a list of the times. Maybe the UK Twitter has them or will have them.
>>377518028
be patient my man, when it releases people will only care about ribbon and twintelle because they will be top tier with ninja
>>377550645
Just google '5 am PT to GMT' or whatever it's called
>>377550761
ninjafag, pls stop bandwagonning on the good shit, its embarrassing.
>>377520451
>How do you want your lyrics sir
>Just fuck my shit up
I want Ninjara to hug my face with his thighs!
>>377525359
>>377527392
>>377545937
Unf, the more I see these Springman's official arts, the more I want tohold his hands
>>377545937
so this means they can retract their arms and use them normally?
>>377551202
>ends up being the track that plays during the credits
>gets remixed with actual lyrics
Been working on this on and off since yesterday. I might finish it tomorrow then start on ASS.
>>377541978
>>377541903
>>377542587
I want to smell her
>>377552330
I dono if it was in this thread or another but there's a picture of Springman with one of his arms retracted/compressed into a normal shape
>>377553015
>>377552330
Oh wait I guess he has one of his arms retracted in that one too
So yeah, looks like it
Anyone else here still really like Spring Man?
Gonna main the fuck outta him
>>377518028
Today's lesson: Never Underestimate Reverse-Psychology
>>377553326
Ill get hate but im gunna use ribbon girl.
She looks like she will have top tier mix ups.
>>377518861
Kid Cobra has one of the best looking levels in the game though and his faster dodges might be able to compare to Ninjara's teleport dodge.
>>377553326
Yeah he's pretty cool. Hot blooded protagonists are great when done right.
>>377518302
Byte and Barq deserve more love, easily my favorite designs out of the entire roster
>>377553867
Why is /pol/ so retarded? You have your own board.
>>377540160
yesss they finally released it
>>377553326
Ya damn skippy
can someone explain how fire and explosion differ?
So assuming people with ARMS are able to recoil their arms and function normally, would /v/ choose to have ARMS if you could?
>>377554465
yes but I fear what my ARMS gimmick would be.
It might not even affect my arms.
>>377549621
Dammit, I'm gonna miss both the friday ones
>>377554325
Explosion throws people farther, and I know you can hurt yourself with it. It may also do more shield damage.
>>377527392
>eating unhealthy food just after working out
absolutely disgusting
Ninjara is a superior boy anyway
>>377555483
>being a faggot just before and after working out
Its called gains nigga. As long as you don't eat an entire large pizza yourself pizzas just fine.
>>377536556
I want to be Mechanica's seat when she's piloting her robot
>>377554465
Why not? Besides having ARMS would make me a somebody.
>>377554532
>be the most powerful ARMS user of all time
>get arrested for public indecency the sole time you compete
>>377554465
Duh. I mean it's not just ARMs even, you also get super strength and durability, so hell yeah I'd choose to have ARMs
Music for this game is amazing and a good rule of thumb is if a game has good music it's probably just as good.
>>377549621
Shit man, I don't think I can catch both the 5am and 11am rounds
>>377556135
>Power boost when facing the girls
>/v/ keeps posting about Mechanica lore
>"oh /v/ is just trying to push the DEEPEST LORE in the most autistic way possible"
>Nintendo Direct
>Mechanica is a pure human with genius intellect who made an ARMS-Gundam to join her ARMS fighter-senpai in the ring
>/v/ was right
Alright, I lost the bet. What should I do?
So is this going to be an hour a day like with Splatoon's testfire or will it be longer? I don't think they clarified this yet.
>>377556642
That theory was completely plausible, why did you adamantly think it was wrong?
>>377556642
did you not see that official art from a month ago? Mekka Nikka is normal human
>>377556679
Didn't you watch the direct?
still no girl with a cute, exposed midriff, right?
>>377518302
Master Mummy is by far the most underrated ARMS character.
>>377556748
In my what-used-to-be-headcanon, everyone including Mechanica are just human with arms chopped off into whatever Arms they have (pun not intended) and Mechanica happens to be the most mechanized ARMS fighter
>>377556827
I thought it was fan-art since it wasn't 3D, but here we are.
>>377557121
I'm sorry but that's lame anon
>>377523525
Dayum, those thighs would crush my dick and balls.
>>377556827
>Mekka Nikka
Shouldn't it be Mecha Nigga
>>377557195
>that's lame anon
Describes almost every Nintendo game plot, tbqh. The amount of backstoriesand BACKSTORIESin this game quite surprised me to say the least
>>377557335
I'm just saying it how the japanese pronounce it.
>>377557425
>not expecting DEEPEST LORE in a Nintendo game
>Nintendo saving fighting games yet again
>>377549621
>first testpunch is US only
well then it's not global is it
>>377519943
Appropriate since he's a genetic freak
https://twitter.com/ARMS_Cobutter/status/866096723789201408
THE ARMS TWITTER JUST TWEETED ABOUT RIBBON GIRL'S SPATS
SOMEONE TRANSLATE NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
>>377559190
"Ya, ha, ho, it's safe because of spats!"
>>377519943
He's genderfluid, shitlord
>>377558334
Are you retarded?
It's because 5 pm in the us is after 12 am in europe you cuck
>>377559573
More like Gender: Fluid
>>377559370
Do we know who invented spats?
Thats a peace prize that's gotta be done
>>377559850
You mean they haven't gotten one yet?
>>377560105
i know. that's fuckign bullshit
Checking up, apparently they are quite old, and the genius who gave them to us is probably already dead
RIP, spats man
>>377559370
>"Ya, ha, ho, it's safe because of spats!"
Is this supposed to be a joke about how you can see up her skirt?
>>377560848
No shit, genius
Has there been any information on playing with a pro controller? I imagine the face buttons will execute a curved and a straight punch for each arm and hitting both buttons for a grab. Seems like it's be completely doable and not put you at a disadvantage.
>>377561819
You can but joycons look more fun desu
>>377545776
Not really, once he starts to heal you can just grab to snap him out of it.
>>377562696
>jumps over your grab