>ENTER YOUR NAME

FUK

>>377504932
Sgt. Badass

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>you are not connected to the online server
>please connect and subscribe to the server to play our singleplayer game

>>377504932
>this name is taken

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>>377505037
>name has already been taken

>>377504932
mypeenusweenusXD

>>377505095
Try something besides "Kirito" then, dumbass.

Start with a C.
Start with a G.
Start with a Z!

Nothin nasty now.

How do I fucken do it bros

I can't think of a short, catchy original name

I just can't

kill me

>>377505321
>kill me
there u go

>>377505095
>name is almost never taken
>because its a shit name

any Jair(s) out there?

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>Enter Name: Pepe
>name available

Either Hermes Stolz or just Stolz.
It's not that fucking hard.

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>asfgahdgjhadjkhgakj

>>377505371
Its cool name anon

>>377505295
Count Dickula

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>tfw I always just type ASS, because by that point I'm too annoyed

>>377505689
Literally every kid in the arcade did this.

>want something simple but well known
>Ulysses
>ulysses
>U1ysses
>YouLissSeas
>YuLissSeas

>we're sorry, this name is taken, how about: Ulysses154

>>377505321
>short adjective
>short food or drink
It's easy and they're surprisingly almost never taken.
>bigjuice
>bigmeatball

>Throat Wobbler Mangrove

>literally just smash hands on keyboard while making an account for wow
>a five-letter unpronounceable name with no vowels
>now whenever someone talks to me by my name, the just spell it out or say the first two letters
I used to regret it but it's actually quite fun noq.

>>377505689
>finish arcade game
>top 3 high scores are by GAY, ASS, MAN
>

>>377504932
lolo

>>377505095
>Enter name
>Accepted first time, every time, no matter which of the names I like to use is used
Fells good to not be an unoriginal fuckhead.

>>377505295
Cun t'lord
Gashfu Kar
Zailinto Thetaint

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>>377505321
>>377505959
Forgot to add that alliteration makes it sound good and is memorable.
>jiggyjuice
>fatfamily

>>377505763
You thought wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnCaGq_F7lo

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>>377505095
>Type in shitty name as a joke
>ACCEPTED
>NAME CANNOT BE CHANGED

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>your name is taken
>wonder who it was who used your unique and very cool name
>it was taken by you 3 years ago but you forgot

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>you can change your username later at any time, but you can only do this once

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>"Enter name"
>anon
>"Name already taken"
>An0n
>"Name already taken"
>@N0n
>"Name already taken"

>Make simple, original name
>Play years with it everywhere
>Suddenly taken on Steam and PSN

xXdArk_SePhIRoTHXx

>>377507132
probably the worst one by far

>software is able to change your name
>lol lets just restricted to 1 time only

fucking jews

"Platinum Shoes" will always be the best name for fucking around and having fun

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Xx420N0sc0p3z2008xX

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two scoops

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>you beat the game

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>the name needs to be at least 6 characters long

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>>377513105
THERE'S A LOT OF GLUMPFFFFF FANS TONIGHT

I want /pol/ to leave

>>377504932
THRILLHO