Are you enjoying your Nintendo Switch /v/?

yea :)

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That girl's face says it all. It's quite pathetic watching a manchild's eyes glued to a plastic screen, It's like they lack self-awareness.

Mine's in the closet with the Wii U. It'll come out for a couple weeks once Mario is here.

>>377497274
that woman looks like she just wants to hang out with her boyfriend, but the guy spergs and plays switch with some random fat friend all day.

>>377497446
or she's just posing for the camera that the two guys haven't seen

>>377497446
OP, you don't need to kickstart it like that.

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>>377497446
More like women are like magnets when a camera is nearby

>>377497274
Subhuman chink nigger

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>God, why can't I simply talk to my boyfriend?

You can just tell there is a parent just out of frame that is looking incredibly disappointed, or more likely a grandparent.

Good lord. Even the girl is like "you aren't putting me in the picture are you?" panic face.

The one taking the picture purposely took it with the reflection blocking her out of it for the most part from embarrassment.

>>377497604
He's got to beat your dad at mario kart to win your hand in marriage.

>>377497274
Why does a good looking white girl hang out with a Chinese latino nigger and I sit here in my room all alone?

>>377497660
Maybe that's because he's fun to be with and is confident.

>>377497274
man, even from the distance they are sitting, the screen seems SO small. Is this a perspective thing? How has your experience with it been in local multiplayer?

>>377497274
>being a race traitor

>>377497274
>inb4 it's the girl's switch and she just wants it back

>>377497841
It is small. It's a 6 inch screen.
Other than the challenge anyone on-the-spot aspect, it's not worth it.

>>377497841
pretty fun for two people

any more it's too small

>>377497932
What a fucking mess. Is this the beginning of the end of Classic Nintendo, or was that Gamecube? Is this the beginning of the end of Nintendo, unless they play modern ball?

>>377497454
A couple weeks? Do you have a time machine?

>>377498074
Well, you could just hook it to a TV. Kinda the whole gimmick.

>>377497841

If you have bad eye sight/ages eye sight, doing this is impossible, seriously.

It's like playing with a psp that far away from you pretty much.

Don't even bother. That shit they are doing is for literal tiny kids who will be huddled up at the edge of that table so they can see, its not for being a fag and sitting a couple of feet away like you can see anything at all when really you cant see shit.

It's totally not worth the eye strain.

>>377498117
Anon didn't saying IN a couple of weeks. He said FOR a couple of weeks. Lern2Read

>>377498117

Read it again.

For a couple of weeks, not in a couple of weeks.

>>377498185
you know bro if you see bad you should get some glasses

>>377497274
Now that I actually have a pure game to play on the thing, Thumper, I always have a reason to pick it up for any mood I'm in now.
All its missing since i sucked zelda dry is a longwinded JRPG

Its easy to play in public when it just looks like you're holding your head and watching a movie on your phone.

>>377497274
>when the black guy would rather date your hubby than you

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>>377497274
Mario Kart's online should be changed so you can choose what mode you want to play. Otherwise I'm done with Mario Kart for now, got all gold. ARMS should be fun. I need a game to play online and Mario Kart isn't doing it for me unless I have friends over.

>>377497274
What the fuck is the weather there? Everyone is dressed for different weather and they are playing video games outside.

What the fuck

Is the Switch going to get handheld 3rd party support on the level of the DS?

>>377497274
Lol
That girls face screams 'Chad save me and remind me what a woman supposed to fee like again'

>>377498251

No it's more than that.

You seriously shouldn't be playing such a small screen like that from so far away, no matter how good your eyesight is.

>>377497274
yeah

>>377498442
Yes from 2018 onwards. The last 3DS titles are coming out this year

>>377498153
1/2 the gimmick.

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>>377497446
>>377498452
You're looking at the wrong person.
She has no idea what's going on.

He's fully aware

>>377498556
Handheld console becomes home console, what's the other half?

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>>377497274
>playing a switch instead of fucking her

>>377498568
>>377498597

The thread just needs to be taken over by various sizes of this guys face now honestly. That's the whole reaction to this picture.

>>377498645
dildos

>>377497274
Why do they all look so sad /v/?

>>377498185
This is why I'm hoping for a hardware revision without joycons or a kickstand or any of that shit. The powerful portable with the ability to play on a television is the appealing thing to me, not this stupid local co-op thing.

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>>377497274
>>377497446
YEEEEEAAAAH BOY THIS THREAD AGAIN

>tfw you will never be so starved for attention and (you)'s as OP is

Literally bite off one of your fingers. Don't think. Do it. Be quick do it. Put one in your mouth, punch upward into your jaw with the other hand. C'mon, do it, you know you WANNA.

>>377498703
I think it's just them trying to see the tiny screen.

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>>377498725
It's just NeoGA/v/ being NeoGAF.

>>377498725
I don't think you could bite off your fingers that way

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What's this face trying to convey?

>>377499046
Internal suffering.

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What is he thinking?

>>377499046
He just got hit by a red shell.

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>>377498725
Are all Nintendo always this hostile?

>>377499124
>my daughter married a shitskin
>what did I do wrong

Some kind of birthday present? I would trade that shit in for something useful like a handgun to kill my shit family.

>>377499303
You have some issues.

>>377499174
Pretty much.

I'm actually suprised he didn't mention sony at all though.

>>377497274
>Two men having a great time sharing a hobby.
>Woman feels intense urge to take a photo of them for shaming purposes while another woman looks disapproving in the picture.
Cis women are a fucking meme.

>>377499463
T H I S
>play Mario Kart with bros
>one of bros hoes keeps hanging around us despite "not interested in video games" looking sad
FUCK BITCHES

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>>377497274

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>distracting family with the Switch while black guy in the background robs the house

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>>377499806