>Your spaceship is being invaded and this guy corners you Wat do?

activate my jump jets and ground pound obviously :^)

>>377492257
plasmaed at him

Spread my legs and prepare to be boarded because I am just a deckhand.

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disarm, table, cable cuff, then erp.

>>377492257
Get ready for the wort wort in the butt

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>>377492257
JUST

>>377493002
Why are his feet so fucking giant compared to the Halo 3 model?

Redpill them about halo

I'LL HAVE A LARGE.....

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>>377493365
E X T R A T H I C C
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>>377493002
Is this gears

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>>377493398

>>377493487
>tfw you will never have a big strong thicc elite care so much about you that she takes you home back to her home planet after the war
>tfw you will never be the first human and sangheili couple
>tfw no thicc cuddles

Ouch it hurts

Propose marriage and then have my alien husband beat up all my middle school bullies

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>No love for the little guys

Come on guys

>>377492257
I roll to seduce the elite.

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This thread smells of alien sympathisers.

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>>377494663
You gotta Wort in the wort anon, its the only wort

>>377494793
SANGHEILI COCK SO GOOD
I just want someone to love me

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>>377494636
FUCKING FLAT ASS!!!

>>377494858
>Grunts actually had a rebellion against the rest of the Covenant and won
>they accepted being armed with plasma pistols in negotiations
Cucks

>>377492257
>Elite minor
Plasma pistol ezpz

>>377494167
>not marrying your bullies

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>ywn a sangheili
Not even flood infection feels this bad.

>>377495167
But they're not smart or handsome or attractive or capable of extreme piggyback rides

So why can't flood infect Grunts, Brutes, drones, Jackals or Hunters?

>>377495224
They do infect Brutes in Halo 3.
In Halo Wars, they infect all of the covenant.

>>377492257
Punch him in the back

>>377495224
>Hunters
Hunters are just a colony of worms, there's nothing there for them actually infect.

>Drones
I'm assuming that their weird bug-like nervous system fucks up the infection process

Everything else is free game though.

>>377495184
>tfw no cute sangheili grill to teach human customs to and cuddle together

Ow it hurts

>>377495224
grunts are the exploding niggas

>>377495021
the grunts won because they had the hunters on their side as well.

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>>377493398

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Keeping it bumped, working on something

>>377496517
pls make it flood trying to get in asshole

>>377497292
There are many things wrong with this

>>377496517
I love how on model it is yet it also is hot, perfect blend

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>>377493487
>be ODST
>tasked with retrieving an icon from "The Library" on another one of those damn rings
>what could go wrong?
>right out the gate, the dropship gets fired on, then torn in half by some oversized flying trash compactor
>fall out the back bay door
>nearly shatter spine on the landing on the side of a building
>either your radio got busted, or no one else made it
>SMG still works
>still got a job to do
>half an hour later of trying to navigate the cavernous metal halls
>not a soul in sight
>lot of bodies though
>covenant and human
>THUMP THUMP THUMP
>snap around just in time to see a shimmer barreling towards you
>with the telltale glow of an energy sword
>[screaming internally and externally]
>kneejerk reaction of dumping the magazine of the M7 into whatever was coming towards you
>the thing blocked most of the shots with the blade, but enough rounds struck it's arm to break the cloak
>your brain was only able to register three other things
>It was an Elite Ranger
>it was fucking huge
>and it was still coming!
>you ducked just in time as the blade tore through the wall where your head used to be
>no time to stand up
>you tried to bring your SMG to bare, but the beast predicted the move and backhanded it out of your grip with it's free arm and raised it's blade one for an overhead swing
>acting on instinct, you brought both arms out and caught it's forearm
>you stalled the swing but the force behind the blow was enough to drive you to your knees
>and it was still bearing down on you
>the glow of the blade illuminating it's piercing eyes through it's visor
>your arms were already threatening to give out from the strain
>Think Think Think!

>>377492257
[X] Glass him

>>377497978
>brainblast!

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>>377497978
>then, a stupid idea hit you
>it'd probably kill you, but at least it'd take the bastard with you
>with a sharp breath you did a few things all at once
>summoning the last of your strength, you thrust up with your knees
>just enough to throw the Elite's balance off for a second
>dropping a hand down, you snagged one of your grenades and primed it with your thumb
>by the time the beast saw what was in your hand, it was already too late
>with a with a swing that'd put a baseball player's pitch to shame, you slammed the grenade down on the thing's visor hard enough to crack it and let go
>tripping the fuze as it bounced off and landed behind the bastard
>the Ranger immediately ceased it's assault and spun around to shield itself from the imminent blast
>you just braced for the inevitable
>the world went white

>>377498364
Ended better than expected
Now the little marine can worship Captain King in heaven, what a happy end

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>>377498293
my sides have ascended, anon

>>377498364
Where's the rest nigger?

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>>377498364
>the first of your senses to return was your hearing
>even if it was just a dull ringing
>your sight slowly returned in a blurry mess
>something was moving in front of you
>you squinted as your neurons started trying to work again and process what it was looking at
>the large shadow looked like it was flaking off parts of itself
>that's when you brain switched back on and your recognize the thing
>the Elite was still alive
>it's shield must have eaten the bulk of the blast
>but it came at a cost as it had completely destroyed it's armor
>it was currently tearing off the tattered remains of it from it's body
>of all the things your noticed first, it was the fact it was sporting a rather noticeable chest through it's underarmor
>the second was it spotting your
>the energy sword switched back on
>with a growl, it started making a slow approach towards
>Brain said run, but legs were still shell-shocked jelly
>the best you could do was roll over and start crawling away
>you heard it chuckle
>"I must admit, you have a strong will to survive"
>you felt an iron grip on your ankle as the thing flicked you on your back
>"but it's not enough"
>she lined the blade up at your chest
>"Goodbye"
>she drew her arm back
>Weeeell fuck
>an ear splitting screech cut the moment short as a flailing...thing leapt onto her back
>with a cry she stood up off you and started thrusting her sword over shoulder
>after a few missed, she impaled the thing and slung it onto the ground
>it was a marine...at some point
>it's head was snapped back with what looked like a yellow, decayed mess of feelers coming out of it's chest
>the fuck?
>you both looked around as you head another scream
>the another
>and another
>oh crap
>more of the bleached zombies came sprinting down the hall
>the Elite started swinging
>one shambling thing split in half
>the another
>and another
>then the energy sword dissipated
>out of charge

>>377499539
Noice.

pleez continue.

>>377499539
THICC

>>377492257
WORT WORT WORT WORT

https://webmshare.com/play/3ywPG

I come bearing gifts

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>>377499539
With one last punched, the Elite used the handle of the sword to decapitate one of the zombies
>Even with it's head gone, the best she had done was knock it back as it came sprinting right back at her
>the last thing you saw was her switching to her plasma rifle before you heard something behind you
>tilting your head back, you saw another wave of the things coming from the other end of the hall
>no more lazing around
>doing for your holster, you drew your pistol
>taking heads off were established to do jack shit
>you lined up center of mass and started firing
>the first two shots didn't even phase the thing as they struck it's shoulder and gut
>but the third struck it square in the mass of feelers coming out of it's chest
>without a sound, the thing seized up and toppled over
>you didn't have time to celebrate as you spotted more coming
>pistol not enough
>you started looking around for your SMG
>after a second of spinning on the spot, you found it.
>a few meters off to the side of the Elite
>she was distracted with stomping one of the things underfoot
>praying she wouldn't snap around and blast you, you bolted for the gun
>snatching the thing off the ground, you spun around in time to see the three zombies closing the 10 meter gap between you quickly
>you had 20 shots left in the mag
>with an exhale, you started pulsing the trigger
>the first stumbled and fell backwards
>the second fell on it's face
>4 rounds left
>the thing was almost in grabbing range
>you held down the trigger
>the thing still had momentum as it landed on the ground, skidding across the floor towards your for a second before going still
>breathing a sigh, you dropped the old mag and slapped a fresh stick in
>a cry from behind prompted you to spin around
>the Elite was fighting a losing battle
>she was trying to fend off one of the monsters with one arm while trying to shoot another but had her arm pinned by it
>she wasn't going to last much longer
>should you help her?

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>>377501070
>Should you help her
only if it gets you laid.

>>377501070
>Didn't turn it into sexual sangheilli x flood body rape as they take over her being

Fag

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>>377501070
>Well, she DID try to kill you
>But so were these things
>you could make it on your own
>with 4 spare mags and a grenade?
>She's a freaking alien!
>That's not trying to kill you right now
>...
>fuck it
>lining up a shot, you peppered the zombie that was clawing at the Ranger's wrist, sending it to the floor
>with her arm free she reached around, grabbed the other zombie's arm, planted her hoof squarely into it's chest, and tore it's arm off
>with the dismembered thing squealing on the floor, she took her freed up plasma right, and planted few shots into it's chest, silencing it
>there was a few moments of silence save for the sound of you catching your breath
>you also became consciously aware again that someone else was there with you
>looking over, you spotted the Elite in a similar state
>also eying you
>neither of you said a word
>then yours and her panting stopped
>the stillness was agonizing
>was this it?
>back to trying to kill each other?
>then another scream cut the silence
>you looked back down the hall
>more of them were coming
>something big wrapped around your neck and shoulders
>you looked up
>it was her arm
>"Stay close, tiny human! Together we can escape the Flood!"
>wat?
>she was gonna help?
>...well
>better than fighting the hordes alone
"Aight."

That's all for this round. If I spot one of these threads (or this one survives a day or so), I'll see if I can't add more to it. Till next time, thank you for reading

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Turn around , drop trou and let him probe me rotten

Here's some shit I stopped working on after the first chapter:

https://pastebin.com/TuszV2Te

>>377492879
Prepare to get GLASSED by the superior big sangheli cocks.

>>377502017
Nice work writefag anon, have a (you), you deserve it.

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>>377492257
FIST

suk alien dick

>>377495021
I thought they just beat the jackals?

>>377495224
Hunters are literally impossible to assimilate, they're each a hair strand worm that forms a hivemind colony, they're too small to infect.

Can you thiccniggers just fuck off already?

>>377503307
Sangheilli women would be thicc tho, they're made of muscle as hard as fucking steel and are way larger than us.

>>377502017
Thanks! loved it!