>p5 fags not even once

>DRESSING AS NANAKO AND FUCKING ADACHI IN THE ASS
So... this is the power of anime

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sex with a girl wearing anne's catsuit would be nice

>no Nemissa allowed
Shit taste

>>377485670
You can't hear it, but I'm laughing for real right now.

>>377486014
>>377485875
Whatever you're imagining, add acne and 135 lbs to it. Then spice up the personality in the room with insecurity, petulance, entitlement, inexperience, and a chip for every shoulder.

someone must've recorded one of these con orgy things and put it up online by now

>not wanting to be fucked by a dapper Raidou

What a buncha plebs

>>377486106

Alternatively, skip adding the weight but add femine penis instead

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>why the fuck did everyone come as Nozomi?!

>>377485670
>6 guys show up

>maybe 1 girl who leaves 5 minutes after she arrives

Calling it

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>>377486106
Soooo /v/ in a nutshell.

any one have some cool craiglist stories?

They're having sex and you're not.

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Hmm...
>>377486220
as long as one of the guys in wearing a skirt, i can make it work

>>377485670
>unfair

The fuck is unfair about SMT?

>>377486106

This is exactly what I was imagining.

>>377486264
there truly are fates worse than death.

>>377486264
>they're having sex

You don't actually know that, but also, yes I am.

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>>377486106

I still would. Fetishes helps you overcome certain nasty details

>>377486241
I knew a guy in college who was "bi" (aka degenerate scum). He met a guy at a park and ride to get his dick sucked. The guy stuck a knife in his face and robbed him for $300 + whatever was in his car.

Then he still gave the mugger a blowjob anyway. It wasn't forced or anything, he just wanted to do it.

>>377485670
>not wanting to fuck yamato in drag
shit taste tbqh

you're acting like this is some sort of new thing that happens at conventions

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>>377485670
Desu has social links though.
Fucking persona chads.

>>377486220
1 girl? I'd doubt that. Maybe a fat tranny, but not a real woman. You'd maybe get one at some faggy P5 themed party, but an orgy filled with weeb losers? No chance

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>go to fuck some cute anime boys or girls
>walk in
>greeted by pic related all in the room
what do?

>>377485670
>show up as persona 3 character
>shoot self when you get there

>>377486427
call the cops

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>>377486376
Do you think it is "rad" to not have standards, my man?

>>377486427
I'd hang out with Kanji and Yu.

>>377486427
Succ based Yosuke.

>>377486378
>Didn't bite the robber cock down
What a faggot

>>377485670
>they are literally organising an orgy and keeping the SMTcucks out
Now I see why they're called Personachads.

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>>377486427
Style on the hoe's, its the obvious choice.

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>>377486427

I've always wondered where this fucking picture came from

Fucking darkies are even more weeaboo than whites

>>377486532
black people love playstation

>>377485670
>check Craigslist to see if it's real
>0 results found
Post the link or you're trolling.

>>377485670
Those gatherings are 90% fat virgins and 90% crazy fat "girls"

>>377486427
I'd just hang out with Kanji-coon. He looks chill and clearly isn't taking it as seriously as the others.

>>377486532
>Fucking darkies are even more weeaboo than whites
Not sure about that, but they're for certain a lot more bro tier.

>>377486486

Not at all m8. It's just my fetishes ruin my standards at time.

>>377486532
If all blacks were like this, race relations would be solved. Why is it all so unfair? How do we teach more of the dark skins about the joys of taking waifus and honoring our Japanese brethren?

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>>377485670
>because no one cares about that outdated, unfair, no-social link tripe.
How can someone be this mad, and this much of a shitter

>>377486616
shit man my friend sent me that picture hours ago. where would i even look on craigslist to find it?

>>377485670
>there are people probably group fucking in costume RIGHT NOW and you're not invited

dude fuck this

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>>377486729

>but they're for certain a lot more bro tier.

Until you beat them in Street fighter/SSB/Marvel vs Capcom then they turn into bitch as nigga tier

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>>377486106

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>>377486427
Choose your teammates

>>377487013
Kanji legit looks like he could fuck a nigga up.

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>>377487013
>emcee
holy fuck

>>377485670
That reminds me of the story some tranny anon said about them being involved in a Brony Orgy, which ended up with all the girls being ignored and it becoming a literal circlejerk

>>377487098
>Kanji-coon
>not Kwanji-coon

YOU HAD ONE JOB!

>>377487013
I will never not laugh at kanji-coon

>>377485670
Gotta get them s.links up somehow.

>>377487149
There's also the /jp/ 2hu orgies

>>377487149
do you have a cap or archive link? i'd love to read that shit.

>>377487149
/ourguys/

>>377487149
Explain further

>actually thinking this is real

you guys don't even recognize satire? /v/ is truly the most autistic board

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>>377487345
>>377487232
>>377487219
>>377487204
Found it

>>377485670
Nice job posting fake shit on Craigslist, OP.

>>377487013
>emcee
>not jamal-kun
ONE JOB.

Is it seriously this easy to have sex?

>>377485670
are these ever legit with actual fuck able girls?

>>377487754
As long as you have no standards, yes.

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>>377485670
I don't believe this is real. I know these losers have orgies at conventions all the time, but I still refuse to believe this real.

>>377487779
Well I'm on 4chan

>>377487874
You are good to go then.

>>377487779
if the girl is at least a 5/10 she's doable

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Someone should go in dressed as YHVH and smite these sons of man for engaging in pleasures of the flesh and leaving Him out of it.

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>>377485670
>SMT/Persona fanbase

>>377485670
I'm at ACEN right now. It's a fucking meme after the undertale post last year

>>377487964
>It's a fucking meme after the undertale post last year
What?

>>377487964
explain

>>377486286
IT'S HARD ;_; A BLOO A BLOO A BLOO

>>377487964
go and fuck

>>377486378
Should've bit the guys dick off

>>377487982
>>377488004
The Undertale orgy post of the same vein. I'm on mobile at the moment and don't have anything saved on it, and i certainly didn't go, but it did indeed happen.

>>377488094
You know I don't doubt its hard as congoers are sluts, especially the /cgl/ threads on it, but I'm just so far from caring

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you here for the orgy?

>not showing up dressed as odin

>>377487013
kaji coon holy keks

>>377488319
WHICH Odin?

>>377488426
Bring your buddy and go as old and new odin

>>377488095
That's gay

>>377488481
Well I mean if you're already blowing the guy that's kinda a given

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>>377486849

>after looking at so many pictures of naked girls you realize you know exactly what turns you on physically
>life is too short NOT to find a girl that fits this exactly
>still can't find one
>refuse to settle for anything less
>die alone

Life isn't worth living

>>377485670
>6 obese guys show up

>>377488749
Pretty much. The internet, and media in general, both fictional and acted by IRL people have completely destroyed people's expectations of, well, people. It's specially bad when you go full force into 2D.

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What? You mean I can't go as this sauve motherfucker? You don't know what you're missing, Personafags.

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>>377487754

You actually have to be able to make coherent and normal sounding words to females, and then understand signals and responses that mean "i will have sex with you"

Its actually incredibly complicated

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>no SMT people
can they really afford to be picky about people though?

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>>377486427
>make more blacks weebs
>they stop fucking girls
>no more blacked

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>>377488947
>they willingly turn away people dressed as Mastema
What a bunch of fools.

>>377486161
Right? I'm an Aussie and have never been to a con but I keep hearing about all the orgys that happen at the cons.

Is there any footage of such things?

If not can some kind anon take it upon themselves to go record?

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>>377488749
>tfw have incredibly specific and contradictory fetishes

>>377486106
you're describing virgins in general though, thats kind of not fair despite your post basically being spot on.

I'm trying to get rid of acne.
I'm only 135lbs lol
virgins do feel entitled sometimtes from what ive seen
inexperience because a virgin, no shit, i would love to get experience if i could get experience, catch 22 and craigs list isnt working
idk what petulance means or a chip to everyones shoulder means eitehr

>>377489074
No thank you I don want my waifu getting blacked

>>377489106
You know, there's a reason why these people can only get fucked at these conventions anon.

>>377489162

I know that feel. Makes me envy the people who lose their mind over bare ass/breasts/naked bodies

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Who wanna go first?

>>377486241
I've been posting on craigs list in my area for like years now, for just one time fling sex stuff, I still have never got a girl to want to meet me, they always stop replying after they see me. I make it pretty clear I don't want to do stuff with guys or bisexual men but they are the only ones who even repond most of the time. I'm basically just an ugly person and not even adding more muscle and getting rid of my stomach fat at 150lbs can fix my face and my hunchback

for actual dating however, it is only girls who want me to give them money. EVERY FUCKING TIME. THEY ALSO ALWAYS HAVE KIDS TOO

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>>377486241
I have this. Always gets a laugh out of me.

>>377489380
Well that's what happens when you're ugly anon, blame your parents for making you look that way.

I just imagine that one person shows up that isn't completely ugly and they all fight over DIBS are try to argue WELL THIS IS THE CANON COUPLE SO I SHOULD FUCK HER

>>377489380

Depends on you and your age range, buddy. If you're approaching thirty and looking for thirty then chances are this girl has a kid.

Going around trying to look for anything around the age of twenty one or the like?

Chances are they have a kid.

I'm just playing around but not really tho

Though I think I would much rather an older woman than some chick who's fresh out of high school. That mentality's the worst to deal with.

>>377485670
it would only be good if girls showed up. basically this kind of shit has to have a good ratio of boys to girls, and it just cant be like 4 guys to 1 girl, which is generous. i would rather just have it monogomous so i would be able to foreplay, cuddle, and other lovey dovey stuff too before I started to jackhammer at some random bitch

>>377486198
>personafags want this nozomi instead of SMT Nozomi

>>377489380
use tinder, grandpa

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>>377489314

Even those simple fetishes aren't so easy. If you want a girl whose thicc but not fat, with 32DD+, white skin, red hair, whatever...

your fucked. guaren-fucking-teed all of them will be taken, or understand what a catch they are and you wont meet their high standards.

Your better off just becoming a sexual monk and hording money like a dragon

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>>377487917
Someone do this.

>>377489558
i just turned 25. I've been looking since I was a freshman in college I mean this is just since I was using the Internet, I've been looking since before then too. Not even fat girls want me I'm kind of that bad looking. In a way I'm like Elliot Rodger because girls don't like me despite having money except Elliot was actually average looking lol
>>377489489
It feels like nowdays, girls go for guys who are 7, 8, 9, and 10 out of 10s (overall in terms of more than just physical appearance). Guys will go for
the 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 out of 10s, while the desperate and ugly like myself will eventually go for the 3, 2, and 1 out 10 women, who might even reject those guys because they are too low. I hate Kentucky

>>377489607
oh like I haven't tried that to. also yeah I am a grandpa at 25 now. 95% of the girls are just the same ones from other websites I see and messaged and or ignored me over the years. It is at the point I message whoever I don't recognize.

>>377489854

Jesus Christ man, I'm sorry. Moved down to ATL recently and nothing but youngins where I work. No car, so unless I get out and get enough money to get one I'm not going anywhere and I really don't want to look to the job to be where I meet chicks.

YOU don't want the job to be where you meet chicks, let me stress that. Tried it before. Ain't worth it.

>>377489660
Which theme? Evil Incarnate?

>>377489474
It sucks that this dude is willing to have sex stuff interfere, because it'd be rad to play a game in the company of someone who just wants to show a good game and talk about it. I just want to talk about games, not nervously mutter that I've never had sex before to a guy who's trying to give me a blowjob.

>He hasn't been to the touhou orgies

Heh come back when you've got experience, kid.

>>377490503
You would have a hard time getting into the game under those circumstances even without the sex added in. Especially with K7, which is hard enough to get into no matter the circumstances.

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Sex is dirty enough with one stranger.
Why the fuck would anyone be interested in adding more?

>>377490881
They're shallow and hedonistic.

Anyone else find cosplay to be disgusting? The way they dress up as a cute character but still act like a 3DPD. Doesn't help that most of them are landwhales either.

Am I just autistic?

>>377489605
>Nozomi will never suffocate you with her thighs

>>377490867
I figure it'd be like watching a movie with other people. That is, people who are good at watching movies with others know when (if at all) to make comments, and when to let the movie play. In the case of something like this, I'd picture me talking when I'd have something to say or just having a stream of consciousness while playing and him being mostly silent unless he can give a useful response or wants to make a particular point. And anyway, it'd take place over multiple sessions, so there'd at least be time before and after the game is played.

But I dropped No More Heroes because I couldn't appreciate the repetitiveness, so maybe I'm too dumb for Suda51 anyway.

>>377485670
>Orgy

Even the idea of having sex with two people makes me uncomfortable. Then there's polywhatever relationships. That shit is so far outside of my realm of comprehension. Like if that's what you're into fine but you sicken and confuse me.

>>377491526
Yeah, but with a complete stranger, you'd probably be thinking more about the fact that you actually took up a Craigslist ad to play a vidoegame than the videogame itself. Doing something like that with a friend would wok just fine, but I can't see it working with a stranger. And again, the fact that it's K7 in particular might make it not work, though at the same time it's not an immersive game and it's not supposed to be, so it could also work out even better than it would with other games.

>>377491845
>you'd probably be thinking more about the fact that you actually took up a Craigslist ad to play a vidoegame than the videogame itself.
You're right, and in reality, I'd be way too anxious too meet anyone on the internet let alone go to someone's house alone to play a video game. But abstractly, I like when people are passionate and knowledgeable about something and want to express it, like someone streaming or Let's Playing a game they love. This fills that same kinda idea, though obviously "come to my house alone and play this game while I watch you" is absurd.

So, someone here is going, right?
We need all the information of what happened.

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>>377485670
>we'd like to keep this orgy as Persona 5 focused as possible
Gotcha senpai this is in P5, right?

THEY'LL NEVER SEE ME
CUMMING

redpill me on Craigslist

>>377486686
180% don't add up you retard

My sister loves going to orgies and telling me all about it or trying to drag me along. I don't understand, she's really pretty, why lower herself to randoms when she easily could get anyone she wants? Fortunately she rarely cosplay, and only as hestia from some dumb anime she loves. So at least she's not fucking fat neckbeards in these orgies

>>377493508
>I don't understand, she's really pretty, why lower herself to randoms when she easily could get anyone she wants?

Because she gets off on it

>>377493508
She's a slut lad.

>>377493508
>sister trying to drag you to an orgy

Why haven't you gone with her you faggot?

>>377493508
She wants you to fuck her

>>377493630
But why?
>>377493954
Of course.
>>377493983
Because my virginity means a lot to me.
>>377494087
She even confess as much, but I'm sure you understand why it's not happening.

>>377494205
>Sister wants you to fuck her
>Not fucking her
Jesus Christ you're beta
>Because my virginity means a lot to me
Pretty fucking gay and pathetic desu

>>377493508
post pics of her

>>377494205
She probably leads a boring life so baseline physical stimulation appeals to her.

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>>377494205
I've seen some faggotry in my days boys but none approaching the permavirgin levels this lad has.

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>>377485670
thank god smt is excluded

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>>377485670
>no main smt
>no p1 or 2
>no side games or spin offs
>no core smt
>only social links and not unfair gameplay

Personafags confirmed free

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>>377493508
1. She gets off on the situation
2. She wants to fuck you
3. You could be fucking someone who is already all over you and plays dress up
4. Profit off nudes and videos just say it's pretend, change your names and both of you dress up with masks etc

>>377489854
I'm in the same boat. 22, never even had a girl look my way. I pretend not to care but deep down I agonize over what could be wrong with me, and that's when I try to hang myself, but always lose my nerve.

>>377494205
>Because my virginity means a lot to me.
Don't tell me you are one of those "I want my first time to be special :^)" type of people because it honestly doesn't matter

>wake up to go to work
>get depression instead
looks like I'm staying home

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>>377487013
>god tier
Kanji-coon

>high tier
Tyrosuke

>bro tier
Emcee

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>>377485670
Sounds like fun actually. Dressing up and having drug induced orgies. Why does /v/ hate fun?

Too bad everyone will just be ugly and old but that's what the synthetic drugs are for.

>>377487178
It's too good

>>377486532
I actually like how he pulls off Yosuke. Seems like a total bro to me.

>>377495235
You don't understand, she doesn't care about being called a slut, but I do. You guys always say you want a virgin gf

>>377495935
It sounds fun to you because you're a sex starved virgin with no standards.

>>377495935
>weebs of a casual game
>having good drugs

Sure thing

>>377496271
If you don't want to have sex with people you don't care about then don't, it's not a big deal. People here will say it is or isn't because they place too much value in sex for one reason or another.

>>377496612
>will_buys_a_PS3.gif

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>>377495138
Not to diminish your stance on the matter, I do have to wonder how a lot of men reach this point though. Is the lack of approval from females worth beating yourself up or taking your life over? Though, I realize we are hard wired to an extent. I seem to cope better but still feel the sting of loneliness and lack of worth from time to time and wish I were gay or something.

I do tire of the whole concept of measuring a male's worth by their sexual experience. Its everywhere you look. To the point where the entire dismissal of one's opinions and thoughts is expecting if you are branded a virgin. Hell, I expect all that I've typed here to be dismissed for that very reason.

>>377496768
expected*

fukin typos.

>>377485670
>Devil Survivor 2
>no social links

>>377493047
underrated post

>>377485670
>outdated, unfair, no-social link tripe
Holy shit git gud.

>>377486241
I actually organized a meetup with some "girl" that wanted to meet at mcdonalds. She typed kind if weird but her replies sounded pretty legit. She told me what she was gonna wear and I did the same except I lied about it. When I walked in I tried looking casual getting a quick glance of who was there without acting like I was looking for someone. I saw the "girl" who wanted to meet up sitting near a window,except you can tell this chick was a fucking tranny. So I got in line and decided to order my food and when I got to the register it was some girl I used to hang out with at high school. She asked if I was there alone and I said yeah so she decided to take her lunch break to join me. It's probably the luckiest thing to ever happen to me even if nothing happened between us after that. But at least I still talk to her

>>377493374
Fat virgins and crazy fat "girls" are not mutually exclusive groups.

>>377486427
Put a white bag over their heads,put a gun to their heads and whisper persona into their ear before pulling the trigger

>>377487402
Hot

>>377489097
MY MAN

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I fucked a cosplayer once. Was nice breaking the strong womyn

>>377499895
Thats a doll, anon

>>377499895
thats a fuck doll

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>>377499895
jfc anon how stupid do you think we are?

>>377495935
t. never had a drug induced cosplay orgy

>>377499895
wew

>>377499895
(you)

>>377486014
>sex with a roastie
>sex with 3dpd before marriage in general
>nice

you're what's wrong with modern society. SHAME ON YOU!

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>>377499895
Fucking christ, anon.

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>>377489329

>>377489215
I wonder if just an average person, a straight 5/10 looking dude, could go to a Con and be considered a 10/10 and fuck everyone he wants because no self respect

>>377500457

keep it in /a/ pls

>>377500890
You underestimate who goes to cons. Yes a bunch of fat dudes and landwhale bitches but the standard person far out outnumbers them. Theres plenty of attractive people there and plenty of average. Ive known ugly guys who go to cons and fuck hot as fuck girls not because everyone else is uglier but because the niggas knows how to smooth talk a pretty girl who dressed up or just put on an anime shirt to get attention.

Ive literally seen underage teen girls in their underwear ask for cigarettes or drugs from scummy dudes at con raves and the guy get an in just because he says sure. Theres the drug lure sure, but youd be surprised just how little it takes to get a girl at a con, good looks or not.

>>377499895
life-like texture

>>377485670
>irl cosplay p5 orgy
Hows this a bad thing?

>>377486427
Fuck them, obviously.

>all these fags going "wahh orgies sicken me"

Jesus christ puritanism on /v/

Go to pol you sad fucking neckbeards ç

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That reminds me, there's a london con next week

>>377489474
>smokes: cock

>>377502760
Go to soc you sad fucking pervert ç