F

a black day indeed for the second life ERP community

5'4

>>377483939
Is it possible to hoard rabbit food in second life?

I'd no joke rather see every non-white on earth die than see these poor virtual animals hibernate and never wake up.

>>377483939
top kek

>>377483939
Can't you just mod something to make the rabbits not sleep? Or you know change the food to something else?

>>377483939
this is probably the least offensive thing on second life and for some reason this makes me meloncollie.

>>377483939
The real story here is that people still play second life.

I now remember my first girlfriend, a qt as fuck pale petite chinese girl, telling me she drowned a rabbit as a child because she didn't want to take care of it.

Goddamn what a sociopath.

>>377484215

I guess its probably the "ultimate" ERP experience right now. I like some very light RP in MMOs but second life was so janky and weird I never got into it.

>>377484341
New erp game with black desert graphics when

>>377484049
these particular ones need to connect to a server that is no longer running to get their "food"

>>377483939
Second Life
First Death

>people paid for a digital rabbit
>people are regularly paying for digital rabbit food for their digital rabbit
They deserve to know loss

>>377483939
Rabbits are a shit tier animal. Even as food, Gators manage to have better tasting meat

Can someone translate the article? It's gibberish written by some ESL

>>377484335
>qt as fuck pale petite chinese girl

did you forget what you were lying about halfway through that description?

what kind of person literally hangs on second life i can only imagine its all ding dongs

>>377485430
furries, ding dong lovers, furry ding dong lovers

>>377484335
>tfw broke a glass on a wall right next to my pet rabbit, 90% sure glass got on its face

>>377485430
because people make money off of it

At least people who want to ERP know SL is the prime choice.

>>377484335
Rabbits are the fucking devil though, so I can't blame her. If I ever went to someone's house and found a dead rabbit floating in the toilet with a cork up its ass I'd just smile and flush.

>>377484335
>chinese
Story checks out.

I legit play it to watch people fuck up in their social circles on the side while selling them shit for money that I cash out in paypal.

>>377483939
I'm pretty sure this game is like a simulation of what will happen to society in a few more decades, dunno how, but it will happen.

>>377484123
You can't, all virtual animals are pyramid schemes.

I kid you not, I watch people buy fucking virtual horses with brasil flags in the eyes for 50-70 bucks a pop because it's "rare".

There is a lot of money floating around in this thing and people pay for some inane shit.

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>DRM protected virtual food to keep e-bunnies alive
It's a brave new world we live in

>>377487551
That isn't even the tip of the iceberg. For every good thing in sl, there are 4 more things someone is jewing the hell out of. Look up bloodlines for a kick

>>377487461
Say what you want about Pokémon, at least they're all free

Well, except for Celebi, but everyone hates Celebi so that's OK

>>377487802
I'm not even a genwunner purist, but Celebi is pretty lame.

>>377487802
Pokemon doesn't make you pay real money to keep your fucking poorly animated sparkledog alive.

There are literally graveyards for these things where you can see their age and how much someone got jewed.

Saw a field of these fuckers just dead and sick with like 4000 days on them apiece.

>>377487802
>Hating Celebi
That's fucking wrong though.

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>>377487865
I was just baiting, nobody hates Celebi but (you)

>>377484109
I think everyone would love to see every non white die even if it ment they got to watch paint dry

OIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOI

>>377487802
Or you could get use GameShark. Given all the Gold/Silver batteries are dead by now there can't be more than a few legitimate ones from the Nintendo events left in the world.

>>377483991
extremely underrated post

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>>377488546
what I played my silver version a couple weeks ago

F

>>377483939
The fact that you get nickel and dimed in this game so hard is what bothers me most, not the freakish conglomerate of fetishes

>pay for your virtual rabbit food goy

>>377488546
That's a shame, I've been saving mine out of nostalgia.

>>377488546
You could transfer it to a fresh battery game, but that would have taken a pretty fair amount of forethought.

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This is now a rabbit thread.

Post qt bunnies.

lads what are some quality SL trolling vids

>>377489359
Danielfromsl is the best

>>377488981
The funny thing is that normally, gold/silver carts will lose their memories faster than red/blue carts because the internal clocks take some of the power that goes into the battery backed-up memory.

>>377490327
>not charliezzz

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Was the Second Life raiding era the best 4chan era?

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Bundo's power grows each day.

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>>377487734
I think I've never understood what second life was. I thought it was some shitty ERP thing.

>>377490816
It was part of some of the best times. Some of the old kings are still around but there are a lot of homos who came out of the roach motel when the lights turned out.

>>377491990
Second life isn't really an erp engine perse. It's a sandbox which means you can do fucking anything. It's just virtual penis sells well.

>>377484335
She's not a sociopath, she's a normal chinese. To be a sociopath you need to be a human.

WAKE ME UP

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>>377487734
>>377491990
Please tell me this is second life money and that people don't spend eight thousand dollars on vampire erp accessories

>>377492142
capitalism, ho.

>>377492142
That's like 30$

>>377492142
7999 Lindens is worth 32 usd right now and yes people spend money on that shit.

>>377492126
All non-whites are not human.

>>377492142
That's not actually 8000 dollari doos right?
There's got to be some kind of conversion to fake bux otherwise that's utterly retarded.

>>377492195
>>377492228
>>377492229
Ok so it's significantly less stupid than I thought, but still incredibly stupid.

>>377484335
wife material right there

>>377492237
There's no such thing as "white", it's an invented term by savages that migrated to america such as potato or spaghetti niggers so that they could pretend they were human beings.

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>>377483939
Can somebody give me the quick rundown, who is he being sued by?

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>>377487551

>>377492261
>it's significantly less stupid than I thought
It's not tho. It's terrible and SL as a whole is a cancerous blight on the internet.

>>377492380
Spending $30 on vampire erp accessories is significantly less stupid than spending $8000 on vampire erp accessories

>>377483939
>>377485638
Neck yourselves. Nor even joking. Fucking do it.

It blows my mind that there's a dedicated community still around for stuff like Second Life and Entropia Universe.

I never even see people talk about these games but there are appearently folks who do it full time.

>>377492502
Most of the time the best place to talk about sl is in sl since it even has a working web browser that can sync up youtube videos and junk

>>377492350
they used to look human

>>377491990
Second Life has a very outdated, but very interesting system though, from a computer scientist perspective.

This shit ain't scalable for shit, but somewhere down the line the metaverse will be built upon such foundation and the lessons of Second Life failures.

I just want to make sure I understand the fucking absurdity of this shit. You have people who play Second Life, which is a sandbox MMO where you can roleplay as yourself. In said game, you had people selling virtual pets you could buy, but cost real human dollars. To keep you digital pixels alive, you are then required to shell out more real human dollars, otherwise your virtual pet deletes itself. That'd be like a Pokemon game where you fucking have to pay real money anytime you want to visit and Pokecenter and if you don't visit one every few days, all your Pokemon die.

What has to happen to you as a kid to fall prey to a scam this retarded? Or to even play Second Life? People whose uncles diddle them aren't even this fucked up.

>>377492635
>digital pixels
as opposed to physical pixels you fucking dumbshit

>>377492439
Not when they've probably spent that much over time on vampire and furry rp and erp accessories and DRM'd god only knows what.

They're is a whole group of people who log in and buy/sell breast milk made in game.

>>377492665
Exactly. Physical pixels are things in your monitor.

>>377492719
>and DRM'd god only knows what.
DRM?

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>>377492554

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There's an ancap joke here somewhere.

>>377492873
You can actually shitpost here from second life.

>>377492635
You can make your very own pyramid scheme and sell it to people and they will fucking spread it like a virus if you do it right. It's crazy yeah.

>>377483939
>The seller of DRM protected fake rabbit food in a videogame is closing down
>People with fake DRM protected rabbits can't get food anywhere else

Current year is most fucked timeline

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>>377483939
>so they´ve shut down
OY VEY

>>377492635
for the rabbit they apparently just hibernate, but since no more food is ever going to be sold they're effectively dead

>>377493359
Thing about this is they are just gonna open this shit back up with another name and or animals. They make so much bank off this shit it's impossible to not want to do that as a businessman.

I'll tell you right now though, a fun activity in sl is exploiting and destroying these little things.

>>377493579
>a fun activity in sl is exploiting and destroying these little things.
what the fuck does that mean

>>377483939
[can't wake up]

>>377493647
It's like fucking up someone's stuff in minecraft except they can't roll this back usually

Who cares? Animals, whenever real or fake are dumb useless things only existing to show the superiority of the European race. I snap the necks of stray cats whenever they come up to me, begging for food like niggers. And that's real community service.

This game is garbage for mentally ill furfags

>>377483939
whats the legal threat?

>>377493960
You have no idea how bad things are in sl, furries are vanilla because people have managed to become even worse.

>>377493941
>owtheedge.jpg

>>377494040
>responding at all
You're only encouraging it.

>>377493941

>pshhh... nothin personnel... kitty

>>377489359

The bad guys are fuckin amazin

Also britbong is pretty chill

>depending on DRM

They got what they deserved

>>377484335
Fake story

She would've eaten it instead

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>>377494085
Maybe we just want to see the hole dug deeper.

>>377494013
Elaborate

>second life players actually get screwed
A nice change for them I'm sure

>>377493941
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>377494013
furfags arent vanilla at all since they are into any fetish
they are as bad as any other cancer there

Wouldnt the vendors of said food just make them immortal if they gave half a shit about their consumers?

>>377494264
They are pretty bad and I'm not defending them, but they are not even the tip of the iceberg of shit on sl. The lore gets deeper when people sell cam shit and the trannies come into play. There are couples who pay for cuckholding in real life even. Usually canadian or american

>>377494319
You aren't thinking like a jew

>>377494319
Think carefully about how apple products work

>tfw Fiances house burned down
>everything got destroyed, even the wedding dress and shit
>Only thing that survived was her caged house rabbit.

No fucking idea how that fucker survived, everything surrounding the cage was ash.

>>377494653
I guess you could say he survived just by a hare

>>377483939
>no patch to make them normal
yeah, no.

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>>377494745

>>377494653
You dont have Diamond Insurance? They will restore your house for 26,000 Linden.

>>377494839

Was talking about real life, kek

>>377494753
There are breedables that last forever but can't get stats. Thats how the jew works.

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:tfUo9fmsqTcJ:blog.ozimals.com/2017/05/cease-and-desist.html+&cd=5&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

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>>377484335
>chinese
>kills a little animal for no reason

>>377495019
I mean they do fucking kill dogs for fun

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>>377494653
>No fucking idea how that fucker survived
You dumb fucker.

You think it's an accident EVERYTHING BUT the rabbit was ash?

>>377495019
>white people
>would hunt anything on earth for fun

>>377495087
I'd hunt brown people for fun to be quite honest family.

>>377495132
White people are the niggers of earth

>>377495164
Niggers are the niggers of earth.
Niggers and arabs.

>>377495132
>be me in sl
>be with friend and we all dress up like fucking middle easterns
>find sims with hp enabled
>go in to a crowd of people kneel down shouting allah and explode with a simwide explosive
good times

>>377483939
Second Life is one of those surreal experiences which just continues to shock me over time. I remember I went on Second Life a few years ago and just joined random servers. There were tons of abandoned places, servers that just laid empty and probably haven't had any players in years. I even found what I thought was a memorial site to someone who had died.

>>377495064
That ear looks gross

>>377495132
Then why are you speaking like nigger you baka?

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>>377483939
>and even need to feed by buying DRM-protected virtual food

>>377495251
I want to experience this hellscape

>>377483939
I don't get it. Are these rabbits some kind of mod? Why not just rewrite the mod?

>>377484569
Chronicles of Elyria

>>377495429
You buy them as is. Theoretically the creator could repurpose it, but it's literally hell and you might as well start fresh instead of trying to reprogram like 5+ years of updates

>>377487902
>Pokemon doesn't make you pay real money to keep your fucking poorly animated sparkledog alive.
>What is pokebank

>>377495478

Well the creator did release some shit that will make the rabbits sterile, but immortal.

>>377495523
Yeah you only buy that once. Not over and over every week

>>377494916
>stats
What kind of statistics do virtual pet rabbits need?
Fluffiness?
Ear length?
Anal circumference?

>>377495429
Technically all stuff in SL is a mod. But they're mods you don't have access to any of the scripting or models involved typically.

There are exceptions, mind, but this kind of product isn't one of them.

And yes, this kind of product is a pyramid scheme and anyone who buys into this stuff is a moron regardless of medium its from.

>>377495618
>you only buy that once
$5 per year.

>>377483939
>call bank
>open dispute
>??????????????
>PROFIT

Seriously, you should get what you paid for. Fuck Second Life for fucking over your rabbits... even tho they are digital rabbits.

>>377495523
>what is retardation
your mon doesn't die if you don't pay

>>377483939
>People still play Second Life

I though that dumb fad died in 2010 or something.

>>377495638
The same stats that pretty much every game that does this sorta crap has. Its likely stuff like what traits it can pass on, how long it'll live for, etc.

>>377487551
>you lived in a time in which digital animals were bought, fed digital food and then to digitally sleep forever
STEP BY STEP

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>>377494745

>>377495848
Says the man whose never driven his mom to drug rehab

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>>377495947

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>>377489349
Yay!

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>>377494107
kek

>>377483939
>Ozimals did give rabbit owners a brief chance to save their rabbits. Before shutting down, they gave away items which make rabbits not need food – and leaves them sterile. Some rabbits will live on forever, the last of their kind. If you wish that fate upon your rabbit, apparently some kindly players have a stash you’re welcome to.
t-thanks

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>>377489349
I have one of these, it's qt as fuck but it hates my niece for some reason.

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>>377483939
>they're sleeping
>they simply can never wake up
That sounds like dead to me, famlam

>>377489349
All bunnies are cute

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>>377496196
Yes they are!

>>377496089
>black market has started to sell sterile well of life food
>Have to pay darkness jews to keep rabbit from going veggie

>>377495947
O shit

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>>377496196
They are vicious beasts

>>377496316
Looks good, how's it taste?

>>377496376
A bit like chicken

>>377484109
can we make an exception for japanese girls?

>>377496376
Chicken

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>>377496376
pretty good

>>377496316
Rabbits aren't even good to look at or keep as pets or eat.

Why the fuck did we domesticate them

>>377496423
they're good food if they're fat

>>377496423
Money

>>377484853
People were dumb enough to play Second Life. Some were even dumber and bought virtual pets that only eat a specific server-based food, and now their fake-pets are going to die from a lack of fake-food.

>>377496697
Sounds like warframe

There are breedable games in sl where you are the breedable.

>>377496423
They breed incredibly fast so it's food I guess

>>377484109
>>377488180
>>377496395
Autism

>>377492237
Edgyyyyyy

>>377496423
I think the appeal is that they are cute like ferrets

>>377495996
>>377496267
what was this, did someone post something horrific

>>377495042
So does everyone else. Even norway rounds up strays and let kids inject them, cut them up and smash their heads in for "learning"

>>377495251
I entered an empty server except there were 2 guys there. They started following me everywhere but never said anything. Creepy.

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>>377498095
All the good shit is hidden because of how fucking retarded most people are.

>>377484335
Could've stopped at chinese, rest of it feels pretty redundant

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>>377483939
>update the rabbits so they don't need food

ta-da

>>377498476
>Walking dog
>Sees bunny
>snarls and barks, pulling on her leash to try and get at it, stops once she realizes I've only given her a foot of leash to work with and sits
>Bunny runs as far as getting to the other side of bush
>Naturally, dog sees SAME FUCKING BUNNY and barks and snarls at it again
>see above
>Bunny goes as far as the shade on the side of a house
>Dog mercifully doesn't see it this time
>Say "Dumb fucking bunny" as I pass by.

>>377498843
They are fearless these outside buns, the pic I took was me walking my dogs as well. Mine didnt see it but it just stood its ground not giving a fuck

>>377498927
They're not fearless, they are stupid. Really, really goddamn stupid.

t. owned bunes as a kid

>>377498927
>>377499024
Yup. These guys literally sit a few feet away from her, staring at her while she freaks out on the other side of our fence. No respect for a German Shepard X Husky cross

>>377483991
Lol

>>377496794
As a former Warframe player I can sadly second this.

>>377494146

There is literally nothing wrong with eating rabbits. Unless it's your pet

>>377498825
why support a feature if you can't sell microtransactions for it?

>>377499238
>bune pets exist to please their master
>implying the ultimate goal for a pet isn't to become one with their master
>literally keeping their master alive with their own body

>>377496376
as if chicken was red meat

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>>377493941
this is the general /pol/ user

>>377499198
>>377496794
Tell me more about Warframe.

>>377499316
Theoretically, if they're going to get taken to the cleaners and won't be able to sell microtransactions for them ever again anyway, if they have some free time and the good samaritan inclination, they could always hit the switch on the way out to not make them starve anymore.

I know it sounds crazy, but I honestly swear I remember something like this happened before on some other game.

>>377499492
i wanna hug that bun

>>377489359
britbongs kinda nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FucdORG0AP8

>>377499492
You've done it now...

>>377499624
Fuck off manlytears

>>377499624
>manlettears still posts here

Holy shit

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>>377499624
>tinytears
nope.

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>>377499624
go home babytears

>>377484335
Can't blame her, rabbits are shit tier pets and I mean SHIT tier.

>>377496794
>mfw I had 7 dogs in Warframe die because I couldn't bother to feed them in time before they introduced the upgrade

It takes a special kind of human being to even start upgrading those frail things with real money items

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>>377499624

>>377499605
see
>>377499997
Warframe is just as fucked up about it.

>>377499624
Also fuck off manlet tears

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>>377499624

>>377484109
Japs are alright though desu.
Did you know that desu isn't filtered anymore senpai?

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>>377499624

Why does manlet tears even try at this point? I wonder if he hit his midlife crisis yet?

>>377492195
>capitalism = consumerism
Nah.

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>>377489349

>>377483939
Wait, Second Life is still alive? (no pun here, ser. question)

>>377500727
It's alive and has been getting updated a lot recently. Nothing better exists yet and probably won't for awhile since all the copy cats tanked and or were shit

>>377493241
>larping as a girl on second life to shitpost on 4chan

what's the next step?

>>377495357
Oi no fuck off cunt just because fucking paki immigrants come over here and start forcing our slang into everything that comes out their fucking mouth till comes a time where they start putting it in their fucking godawful works of "music" so that basketball Americans fucking steal it from them stealing from us don't mean it's fucking niglish.

>>377500873
Stealing someone's virtual baby and setting it on fire and then sending them the video

>>377491990
Second Life is basically a virtual chatroom with an insane amount of user generated content. You can literally do anything, provided you're willing to learn how to script in their language. Or someone else already scripted said thing. There's really some interesting stuff beyond furries and giant floating dicks, the problem is most people never bother to discover it.

Here's a fully scripted football game. They run a league and while the gameplay is really basic, it's competitive as fuck. As in teams of people who git gud at the game end up scoring 90something - 3 in a goddamn football game. As you can imagine getting rekt 90something - 3 causes a lot of anal pain for the losing team. Lots of bitter as fuck people and you can tell they just legitimately hate the people on the notoriously good teams. Yet they play the same team like 4 or 5 times again that season because that's how their league works. Can you imagine what that's like to lose 90something to 3, then have to face that same team again a couple of times in just one season? All of the SL trolling videos you've watched doesn't have as much salt as the shit that goes down in these games. Finding out about hyperautistic communities like this is what SL is all about. Sadly, most people will never know the joys of this autism first hand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pqg27pvWmE

>>377501094
I might have to give this a try, I didn't know this shit existed. I have played golf soccer and some racing though(racing is hilariously fucking broken)

>>377501094
Why is that video so quiet, no talking, no banter, no nothing
Is this what autism sounds like

>>377501393
Most of the banter is probably over text. I do hear people arguing over voice time to time in sl though. Shockingly a lot of old folks on sl at that

>>377501530
>Shockingly a lot of old folks on sl at that
It's where old people jerk off if they still can get it up.

>>377496395
yes

>>377501581
SL has taught me over the years that old people are probably the best and worst people you can meet. Some of them will get on voice and have conversations with themselves for over 5 hours. I once came into a place and this guy was just saying random shit and reading out names he saw or text. Came back 4 hours later and he was still there just doing it.

>>377501393
Audibles are called by someone on the local chat because both teams need to hear it. Teams use voice chat that only they can hear. Sometimes they have people doing commentary. Also, there's been at least three reincarnations of the exact same football league because the players get so buttmad and lash out at the guys who are in charge of running the league. Then they all rage quit and someone has the bright idea to start a totally new league, but with better management so it's totally gonna be different this time. Then the same group of people who fucking hate each other form the exact same teams and do the exact same song and dance all over again. It's fucking amazing.

>>377501094
But why tho?
At that rate you may as well buy MADDEN or something then play shit like this.

>>377501094
>that rubberbanding on everyone
christ

>>377483939
>Legal battle

Wait what

>>377501734
Weirdest shit I saw was some guy and his circle of cunts bullying the shit out of a literal autist. Like the guy is so autistic that he wanted to log out, but he could only log out when the minutes end in either 5 or 0. Then when it was about 5 or 0 they would say something to keep him busy so he missed his opportunity to log out. Kinda felt bad for the autist cause the dude and his circle of friends just seemed like magnificent cunts. Not even the types who troll for the lulz, but are legitimately way too into Second Life and take everything super seriously.

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>>377483939
>DRM protected virtual rabbit food

>>377501251
There's also other shit, like beat em ups, fps, etc

To be honest though, I only play it because I can play a loli cumdump

>>377501094
How the fuck do you get blown out that hard in feetball?

>>377484335
>Goddamn what a sociopath.
But she's Chinese. That's how China treats all their children.

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>legal battles
>in children's videogames

>>377502161
I've probably killed you or bullied you in world.
>>377502052
That sounds awful. I'm the type that doesn't take anything on sl serious and will participate in some people events for fun. At the same time I don't look at it as anything more than fucking around. I know some people who are legit delusional about it and don't even know how bad they are at all

Add Laugier on SL.

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What sort of people even play second life?
I can't imagine an average /v/irgin sinking their time into that. So who?

>>377501857
You don't understand, anon. It's not the game mechanics that draw people in, it's the community. I mean you can hop on to Madden, kick someone's shit in, and then they forget about you and get on with their lives. Nobody will ever know about how badly you kicked some stranger's shit in at Madden. But with SL, you kick someone's shit in, and they have to keep playing with you. They will never forget you because the game itself is a daily reminder to them of your existence. Everybody who's part of the intricate community of players, and their large circle of friends that they bring to games will know how fucking good you are and how much everybody fucking hates you for being a merciless dick who refuses to stop scoring until the other team is literally grinded into dust.

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>DRM-protected virtual food.

>>377502363
I play videogames and then I play sl. Then I play videogames with people I met on sl. There are some fucked up people in sl about on the same level you'd met in current mmos

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How could this happen?!

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>>377502409
>when real food starts being protected by DRM

Other interesting shit in Second Life is the pro wrestling scene. Basically people cut promos and then put on scripted matches by choosing animations and shit. There's a few feds, the long running ones put on a 3-4 hour show every week. It might look goofy as fuck, but you gotta appreciate the effort these people put in to their community.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VUMhqc_dHw

>>377495923
Do Second Lifers Dream of Electric Rabbits?

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>>377502336
Is this you?
>>377502582
We already have that my friend.

>>377484335
Nevada-tan?

>>377502582
>he doesn't know about GMO foods
There are corporations out there which legally own the food you are purchasing and eating.

>>377502675
Are you talking about the DRM-protected coffee machines or is there something else that I don't know about?

>>377502717
Invitation only cooks are a thing

>>377484335
Why not just snap it's neck? It would be quicker

>>377502582
Pretty much all GMO food has actual licensing terms encoded straight into the DNA so competitors can't reverse engineer their strains.
It's almost like something out of a scifi novel, except it's already here.

>>377502846
Maybe she wanted to savour it.

>>377502675
This can't be real.

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>>377499618
i wanna fug that bun

>>377502909
It's real

>>377502708
>>377502873
What a time to be alive

>>377502675
Anyone got password to the xhamster gallery or video?

>>377502363
Terrible ERPers, bored middle aged housewives, dumb Italians/Germans and the holy trinity of average SL users. That's pretty much the only types of people you'll meet.

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Second Life if hit or miss for me. There are nice fandom hub worlds that people crafted and made their own worlds with. But then there are just abandoned worlds.

Like there are these fucking amazingly build Medieval cities and towns with shops to buy shit, but they're all abandoned except for the crowd sfx that plays softly in the background. But then there's worlds built after Sonic the Hedgehog themes and they're full of talkable nice people who talk about the games and comics, but are in cringeworthy Sanic OC avatars.

>>377503113
I didn't check it. What is it?

>>377503113
Just tell me the name of the gallery. I am Russian.

>>377503230
Nevermind, this is common place in sl guys. I wasn't joking when I said people come on here to try to catfish and or sell pics. The brasils eat it up too.

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>>377503230
>>377503279

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>>377502363
This type of person.

The day DRM has gone too far

>>377487461
>Entire country going down the drain
>Can't afford to feed your family
>Have to save the elder children's turds to feed them to the youngest
>Still drop 50 dollars, your yearly salary, on a digital item because BR BR BR BR BR BEST BR BR BEST BR BR HUE HEU HUE

Sounds about right.

>>377496423
>Rabbits aren't even good to look at

u wot

>>377503445
Fuck, I've met this guy. He was a real piece of work. He hates sl because it's more popular than some dead grid that runs off sl
>>377503540
It's not even the brasils buying the brasil eyes. Thats the worst part.

>>377503416
fake and gay?

>>377502270
Is that bunny ok?

So who actually plays sl? I have never met anybody who actually played this.

>>377503770
I sure as fuck wouldn't want to meet anyone who plays this. I might enjoy creating shit and meeting people in world but that is where it ends. Half of these people are chinese maple story wife crazy

>>377503770
I log on from time to time but SL has been on the decline for years now.

The single weirdest shit I've seen in SL are the people who rp as families. The whole thing just gives me the heebie jeebies. I've seen people sucking on horse dicks and swimming in a literal tub of shit, but those families are something else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETPeMr81EYI

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>>377495947

>>377502675
That's me.

>>377504031
You have no clue how bad that shit is in sl. There are literal fucking adoption centers where furries and humans alike try to fish for people. I went there for laughs one day and this fucking guy just followed me around for like 5 mins before saying did I want to adopt them. Shit is surreal and I don't wanna even know what kind of person is on the other side.

>>377483939
>this triggers the ancap

>>377503770
I'm logged into SL right now. I would never admit to anyone I knew that I have an account. It would be like admitting you're into degeneracy.

>>377504072
Prove it, post yourself at http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/LEA17/99/176/58

>>377503770
I do, but as >>377503901 says, its been on the decline for years. Not sure if the new stuff is going to reinvigorate the community or not however.

That said, /v/ and 4chan in general likes to overstate how it actually is in SL. Its usually not nearly as bad as what you hear often times.

>>377503770
I tell people I play and show them what I do. I don't get funny looks because I have nothing to hide as far as sl goes

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>>377504145
>tfw boot up SL
>want to fuck some kids
>some girl creepily follows me everywhere in an "adoption" center
>she starts chatting me up
>talks like a literal baby
>It's 2 hours of me having to teach her how to stroke a dick before we even get to the suck part, eventhough it's probably a middleaged guy who definitely should know this shit

Some people take roleplaying way too far and too serious

>>377504641
Ageplay is for fags anyways
>>377504038
What got deleted?

>>377504609
They're going to raze it to the ground and start over with Sansar. I hope this time around people don't go full retard will scaling their avatars with the furniture/surroundings and stuff.

>>377504743
Sansar is dead on arrival bro, they are putting that tech back into sl as they develop it.

>>377503770
I imagine most people that play Second Life seriously aren't the kind of people that go out and meet real life friends.

>>377504724
something something ur mom something something pass on something something

>>377504743
They're not going to raze anything. The new project is to work along side SL, cause as stupid as LL is, they're not dumb enough to close down their money maker while hoping that their new program does just as well.

Honestly speaking, unless Sansar can pull in a lot of new and old creators, and they make enough content to really drag interest to it, its not too likely it'll succeed.

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>>377499624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYJ4K7BCcs8

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>>377489349

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>>377504641
>make little girl avatar
>go to one of those 'family friendly' beaches its the only place you can have a child avatar without people flipping out on you
>sitting on one of those spinny playground equipment things
>some guy sits next to me and starts asking me about school
>play along at first
>he starts rubbing my thighs
>asks me if I've ever kissed anyone before
>decide I can't fap to this at all and log off

>>377504779
Did they actually say this or are you just speculating?

>>377504859
I was just speaking metaphorically. But honestly I kinda do want them to raze SL to the ground. It's just something that was but should never be.

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>>377505024

>>377504353
>>377503723
Seems like she didn't post on here herself.

>>377505010
Why shouldn't it have ever been?

>>377504724
Hillary's emails

>>377483939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI

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>>377505067
Forgot pic

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>>377503759
Dunno. Isn't that a fall of 5 or so times its height?

>>377505024
Trolling like that is the bottom of the barrel stuff. Literally on the level of a 5 year old who won't stop poking their sibling. The more interesting trolls are kinda long since gone, but there have been way more amusing stuff thats happened.

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>make female avatar
>guys send me unsolicited pictures of their dicks
>half of them are tiny or fucking deformed
Why? Why would you show anyone that? I mean I could understand if you have a genuinely aesthetic dick. But holy shit your dick is disgusting.

>>377505221
I've had a 50 year old french man just straight up tell me he has been bad and I must punish him followed by dick picks so yeah it happens.

I was a male avi at the time

>>377505221
Beta men (tiny dicks) get off on being teased and mocked

>>377505221
What? But... everyone in the world would want to see my dick.
Just like everyone in the world would like to see a girl's tits, no matter how small and unaesthetic.

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>>377504353
Hello everyone.

Thought I'd come on to say hi.

>>377505304
For anyone who regularly uses SL, tell me some stories. Tell me about the shit that you have seen. I find the whole thing oddly fascinating.

>not pretending to be an underage girl and then blackmailing people (while still pretending to be an underage girl)
what is wrong with you

>>377505601
Just forewarning, this is an excellent way to get banned. Not the blackmailing bit, but the underaged bit. SL has a hard on for banning ageplayers.

>DRM-protected virtual food

human tool use was a mistake

>>377505154
>5 or so times its height

What does that have to do with anything? A human dropped from 3 feet will hit the ground with the same velocity as a rabbit dropped 3 feet, barring air resistance which would be negligible. If anything, a rabbit can probably survive a longer fall than a human can because in any equal fall, the rabbit will always be hitting the ground with less force since gravity has to apply a greater force to accelerate larger mass.

Have you never noticed that bugs don't give a fuck about falls at all?

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>>377504889
>"Lemme pick you up"
>"OKAY"

>>377505554
Hi.

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>>377505592
I met a man on sl who photoshops pictures of lions and dads so that they are always the smallest person in the picture. In his mind, all men are smaller than women including animals. He regularly im's me asking if men can have offspring with animals and even goes as far as to send photoshopped pictures and splices together videos that make absolutely no sense. He doesn't care about anything but the man being the smallest thing in the picture.

>>377505651
just dont say your age directly and emote a lot
if a staff member approaches you, tell them you are a german simulator developer

>>377505860
To clarify, he only cares if the man who is the smallest is the "dad" he has a small dad fetish I guess. Manlet tears is his type of man I guess??

>>377505909
The age bit really doesn't matter. So long as the person in charge of the report feels it was justified, they can ban you regardless and then look at logs for further evidence.

ignore this im trying to roll for another thread but it 404d and i still have the image

>>377505554
Well I guess they really did it. I'd add you but I'm terrified you are insane. More insane than the average sl resident. No offense

>>377505860
When will they learn

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.... Rabbit-chan ;_;

>>377504889
That boy makes some funny videos, but I still ain't buying any of those fucking e books.

>>377505981
>small dad fetish
That's an impressive level of insanity.

>>377506208
They won't learn, they say the same thing every time. General conversation with them goes like this : Hi. how ur?
How can it be that men are growing smaller each day?

*picture here is two whales next to skinny male
How can this be ok?

At first I thought they were trolling me because the pictures and videos are hilariously poorly done. But now I'm convinced this is some russian guy somewhere in a mental hospital

>>377505554
ur ugly, kys and quit playing

>>377484335
Lame. She should have stomped on it to death with her qt feets and filmed it.

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>>377506329
>not buying the physical edition

>>377488546
But they've given them our internationally several times in recent years. At least twice since 2014.

>>377506403
Jesus christ how hideous

>>377505592
>make femboy avatar
>idle at a gay sim
>come back and I have 20 angry IMs from one guy
>tells me to fucking leave and go kill myself or whatever
>wat
>check local chat
>he starts screaming about why is there a girl here
>oh he thinks I have a female avatar
>I'm shirtless and have literally no tits
>he goes on to yell about how he hates women and how all women should die
>doesn't seem like he's trolling either, the dude seemed autistic as fuck
>everyone telling him to calm the fuck down
>someone else sends me an IM telling me maybe I should leave because I'm causing a commotion
>check the profile of the guy who had been austicially screeching at me
>it's a picture of John Cena
>says his real name is John Anthony Felix Cena and he lives in West Newbury, Massachusetts
>doesn't seem like he put it in as a joke, he literally thinks that people will think he's John Cena
That was a weird night.

>>377506428
He seriously has e-books? I thought he was joking

>>377505651
>SL has a hard on for banning ageplayers.

This hasn't been a thing for over a decade. Ageplay is against the ToS, yes, but the only way to actually get banned is if you partake in it on public lands that are not view blocked.
Technically, child characters are even allowed on adult land (since it needs your social security number to verify that you are an adult anyway), they are just not allowed to publicly engage in those animations.

I have like 3 alts that are 10 years old and none of them got banned ever. I don't even try anymore to hide the fact that I'm just a kiddy jizz slurper.

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>>377506531

>>377506535
Bruh, don't bullshit. I know of at least 10 people who just got nuked for this shit. Just because all do not get banned does not mean they will not do it.

If it's done in private it never happened anyways.

>>377492067
Eh. Not really. Just we were all young, maladjusted teens. The edge was funny back then. Now that we're adults with careers and lives, it's just kinda boring. Edgy has lost its appeal.

>>377506535
Consider yourself lucky then. I've had several friends banned for just that. Just because you haven't yet, doesn't mean you won't be.

>>377496395
No. You should die with them weeb

>>377505554
pass to your xhamster pics?

>>377506631
Then they were actually messaging each other real child pornography or some shit, my man, or they were hanging around in one of these public ageplay sims where they just openly fuck like DFC. None of the people I know or myself have ever been banned.

>>377506526
>having bad enough tastes to not like twinks
Maybe he's the one that shouldn't have been there.

>>377506535
Anon, every land is public land unless either you or the person you're fucking owns/rents a land and can put up banlines or eject people. Just because you're ageplaying in a ghost town doesn't mean someone can't pop up find you and report you. The thing is most people are too lazy to report anyone, or don't even realize SL has a report feature.

>>377506526
I've had the reverse happen. They started off with nice hair and ended with fuck you after typing out the 5 stages of grief in messages. He did this over the course of 4 hours because I was afk playing videogames.

>>377506828
One of my friends got banned literally because someone had a bug up their ass and reported them. Not because they were someplace public or hell even doing anything ageplay related, but rather because someone said they were.

It only takes someone with a big enough hate boner to get LL to start looking into you. Hell, it can even happen as a chain of events. Someone you know that you played with, and then they find you through that.

>>377484109
>>377488180

>>>/pol/

>>377484335

>Chinese girl
>drowning something

That, my friends, is the definition of irony

>>377495523
Nigger, you retarded. Nobody HAS to buy a pokebank. Nobody's forcing you to buy shit to keep your buddies alive.

>>377484335
and then you wake up

>>377506912
Oh fuck I've had that happen to me. I remember it was some guy trying to act super polite like a beta white knight. I had five different people IMing me so I didn't really feel like responding to him. A few minutes later he's typing in all caps asking me what the fuck my problem is and calling me a dumb stuck up cunt for not wanting to talk to him.

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>>377505850
Hello
>>377506157
Just a bit.
>>377506386
Thanks. Abuse is a turn on for me. More please
>>377506797
Add me on SL and make me your bitch then I'll tell you.

>>377496395
Japaneses are the superior race the pink nipple'd ones not the brown. Whites are delusional.

>>377493941
pol pls go

>Legal threat he cannot afford to fight

This is far more stupid. The idea that someone cannot afford to protect themselves legally is far more repugnant than the second life degeneracy