Why do the Mushroom people allow themselves to be ruled by a human? The royal family of the BeanBean kingdom are beans what gives?
a peach is a type of fungus
Because sex
Also outstanding healthcare policies
Same reason why americans allow themselves to be ruled by a racist
>>377476583
>call someone a racist
>makes them a racist
I wish I was as good at gymnastics as you
Toads look like humans
They're just manlets with no ears
>>377476583
lel
>>377475287
toad has such savage linguistic skills that all other countries declare war instead. peach is the workaround.
Seriously
Why do the Koopas allow themselves to be ruled by a dragon? The king of Boos is a Boo so what gives?
>>377478674
dumb turtles
>>377478767
They're not even turtles, they just dress like them.
>>377475287
Because a Toad cannot be trusted with any modicum of power.
>>377475287
That is just what the royal line of Toads look like, I guess. Like how Bowser's breed looks different from Troopas. If she wore the cap then she wouldn't look too off.
Toads also used to have legs and the girls had hair under their cap.
what the hell is the main industry of the toads?