What's the white chocolate of videogames?

Does anybody actually like white chocolate?

>>377473352
basically everyone save a few broken persons

>eating any kind of chocolate
>not Doritos

>>377473220
Anything made by Telltale

>>377473220
Undertale
It isn't a game, fuck off.

visual novels

>>377473220
The worst kind of people.

>>377473352
Love it.

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How is it not real chocolate?
It's made from cocoa butter which comes from the same bean.

>>377474052
White chocolate isn't real chocolate.

>>377473917
>has mechanics
>has fail states
>not a game
???

Its ok not to like things anon but dont be so stupid about it

I dislike all chocolate.

White chocolate chip cookies are the best because there is a 0% chance you are getting fucked by raisins.

>>377473352
On its own, no. With cookie pieces or strawberry filling, definitely.

>>377474109
Yeah, I know.

>>377474089
The cocoa is exchanged with gross-tasting chemicals
No idea why anyone likes it

>>377474159
fuck off, retard

>>377474206
And then there's this asshole

>>377473220
White Chocolate is actually derived from cocoa beans so it might as well be chocolate.

>>377473352
Every once in a while.

Dark chocolate > milk chocolate >>>>>>>> white """"chocolate""""

>>377474206
I guess you might be fond of white chocolate, because it isn't real chocolate.

>>377473352
i do

>>377473352
Its not better than actual chocolate but its good.

>>377474350
dark chocolate is crap, too bitter
milk chocolate is best, that's why it's used in everything

>>377474350
IM AN ADULT IM AN ADULT I HATE KETCHUP DONT EVER EAT IT AND DRINK BLACK COFFEE GIVE ME THE DARK CHOCOLATE OR AS I SAY CACAO

>>377474350
Milk chocolate is a faggot compromise that only fat burgers wolf down because they can't handle a slight bit of bitterness. You might as well just eat white chocolate if you enjoy the taste of overwhelming amounts of sugar.

>>377474491
>acting like americans invented milk chocolate

>>377474350
Dark chocolate isn't REAL chocolate

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>>377473220
Mobile games.

>>377473352
It's neat but after two bites worth you might as well be eating a stick of butter

Super Mario Bros. 2
>Did you know it's not actually a Mario game? It's actually a reskin of a game called Donkey Donkey Picnic!

>>377474476
r u ok friend

>>377474214
oatmeal raisin did literally nothing wrong

no form of chocolate is good

imagine that this post is accompanied by the image of smelly skeletonmen insisting on only drinking water

>>377474089
The FDA officially decided it needs "cocoa solids". Butter doesn't count.

But the FDA sets size limits on swiss cheese holes.

>>377474350
I don't really prefer dark chocolate, or at least cheap ones. I don't know if I'm just getting some shitty brands or something but I noticed that cheap dark chocolates are merely bitter without being 'rich' at all. I hate them but fucking love dark chocos from premium brands, the kind that come in those boxes with a fucking manual for all the different kinds of chocolates in there.

Skyrim, it gets hailed as a great RPG even though it's an Action-Adventure with RPG elements.

>>377473220
Smash bros.

>>377474751
>But the FDA sets size limits on swiss cheese holes.
Well that's just sensible. Otherwise swiss cheese makers would be competing to make the biggest holes to charge more for less cheese.

>>377473220
Walking Sims
Visual Novels
Anything that doesn't have any gameplay other than Yes/No questions and walking forward

FE Heroes

>>377474891
The sensible thing to do would be letting the market decide the ideal swiss cheese hole size.

>>377474891
That wouldn't work, since places like walmart put a "price per ounce" on all their price tags.

>>377473220
Of recent, The Surge.

>>377474253
I may be wrong, so correct me if I am, but isn't most "chocolate" candy not made from actual cacao beans anymore? I don't actually like white chocolate but I at this point there's no reason to differentiate.

PS: this isn't Vidya related

>>377473438
>managing to eat something with sodium and sugar
It's just genetics though right anon?

white chocolate and dark chocolate are best chocolate

>>377475008
Perhaps the market has decided that they are okay with the government putting this restriction in place. Society is a bit more complicated than pure economics.

>>377473438
Where do they serve Doritos flavored ice cream?

>>377475072
>Managing to eat
you disgust me

Call of duty games.

Like white chocolate it has what is legally required to be labeled as chocolate (a video game), but has so many gimmicks and added ingredients that are just for the sake of profit

>>377475061
It would have to be labeled as "flavored". Example would be: "Prey is System Shock flavored vidya".

>>377475026
Do people actually read that shit though? It's just so "official" looking, I can't imagine any pleb actually looking at it

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>>377473220
probly Chocolate Caste

>>377475169
In Wisconsin.

>>377475352
I don't have any candy bars on me... Does most candy have the "flavored" label? (Like Snickers, milky way, crunch, and Mars bars for euros)

>>377473352
Only if it's by a decent company, and not often. Darrell Lea or above.

>>377473220
Any walking simulator, where there's basically no failstate. Inside, Little Nightmares, of recent.

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>burgers eat vomit-flavored chocolate and think they have the authority to decide what is and what isn't real chocolate

>>377473352
Yes. Yes I do. It's yummy yummy for my tummie wummie, and the I make my cummies and go sleepy weepy.

>>377475552
Nope, because all of those are made with real chocolate. Usually a confection would have to be of really dubious quality to have chocolate flavored coating, instead of real chocolate. I think hostess and little debbie are examples of that.

>>377475608
Who is this redhaired qt?

>>377475608
>everyone I don't like is American

>>377474350
Dark chocolate is a meme, women won't shut up about it because it's "healthier". I still like it but the initial novelty of it being slightly bitter gets old pretty quickly and it's not better than milk chocolate.

>>377475794
How old are you?

>>377474580
Which chocolate *is* butter

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>>377475608

>>377474089
it has cocoa butter but not cocoa powder
chocolate has 5 ingredients: milk, butter, sugar, cocoa butter, and cocoa powder
white chocolate is missing the cocoa powder, which greatly changes how it tastes and how it affects the brain (because it has little to no caffeine or theobromine)

>>377475552
nope, the only things you can find that say that (at least in the US) are suckers and Tootsie Rolls

>>377475704
Shut the fuck up

>>377475608
You should have invented chocolate Europe.

>>377474350
dark chocolate varies a lot in quality
really good dark chocolate beats out milk chocolate 4 times out of 5
bad dark chocolate (because it's too bitter or too dry or has something else wrong with it) is almost as bad as calling raisins a snack food

>>377476847
raisins are great what the fuck is wrong with you

>>377475371
what, the price per unit information? only suckers ignore that, but there are a lot of suckers

>>377476938
raisins suck
compared to chocolate, raisins are basically pure evil, as attested by the fact people hand them out on Halloween

>>377473220
white chocolate tastes like fucking shit though

Did you know Mario 2 is actually doki doki panic?

There are people who dont like white chocolate?

White chocolate covered pretzels make me wet

>>377477234
Hi!
I like white chocolate too.
We could share some later.
If you want.

Pirating
>is that a pirated game?
>mm yis I love it

>pirating is illegal
>I know

>...
>...

>ok but pirating is il-
>I know

>YEAH BU-
>YEAH I KNOW

>>377477343
>its another /v/ tries food analogies epsiode

piracy is theft, plain and simple

>>377477138

Are you okay? You accidentally typed the opposite of what you actually meant, and I'm concerned for your mental health.

>>377477306
Where do you live?

>>377477503
Don't go he's going to dress up as a girl, fool you and put white chocolate on his penis

>>377477343
>did you just buy a game?
>yup

>you could have got it for free had you pirated it
>i know

>...
>...

>ok but you could have-
>I know

>YEAH BUT YOU C-
>YEAH I KNOW

>>377477503
Wherever you are :)

>>377477602
Sounds good to me

>>377477602
That's kinda hot.

>>377477437
I know

>>377477503
Alone

>>377477343
stop using video game analogies while talking about food

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>>377475704
>>377476732

>>377474003
>>377473857
These desu. Any other kind of "game" which is really just a visual novel with a couple extra choice options. Some RPGs end up like that too.

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>>377474214
>implying that oatmeal raisin isn't superior in both health and flavor

>>377473352
It hurts my tum tum

>>377475597
What is there are no failstates, but there are scores? Such as how much time it took to complete, or based on collectibles?

>>377477857
>thumbnail doesn't look smug

>>377474214
White choc + macademia cookies are one of the few times I actually like white chocolate more than others.

>>377473220
Super Mario Bros 2

>Is that SMB2
>mm yis I love it

>SMB2 is Doki Doki Panic
>I know

>Ok but doki doki panic
>I know

>doki doki
>yeah I know

>>377475794
you have to be 18+ to post here

God of War.

>>377475445
Nah. We don't have that.

It's Doritos flavored frozen custard

>>377475794
asuka

which almost sounds like asucra, which means sugar in portuguese

there's another girl who is called rei, which means king in portuguese

I don't know why I'm writing this

OP's image did nothing wrong. It is important that people know what they are doing. Even if they think they know, remind them.
>>377473352
white chocolate and cookies.

>>377478513
The u isn't pronounced.

>>377478063
Actual games have those features too, but real games pose a challenge, whereas walking simulators do not. You simply cannot lose.

>>377475608
hey anon you're OBSESSED

>>377473220

It's Smash Bros. without question.

>Smash isn't a REAL fighting game
>Yeah I know, it's great
>Ok but Smash isn't a REAL figh-
>I know
>Yeah bu
>YEAH I KNOW

>>377474891
or they could just charge by weight, until those sneaky cheese manufacturers come up with a way to make heavier holes

one thing i really wish they'd enforce: in two letter month codes, MR should be March, and MY should be May. i'm tired of picking up a package dating MA 25 and being like "wait is this good for another week, or did it expire almost two months ago"

>>377478868
>I know
If you ever actually visited fighting game threads you would not only know most people say its a fighting game but they will go to threads not even about smash bros to argue it
dumb little smash baby

>>377475371
>>377476976
Price per unit is all I look at when I check price tags. It is such an ingrained habit that I sometimes miss that the shelf is actually empty, so I will decide "yes product B is the best product to get" then look up and there are none left.

>>377478895
>dates in the US have letters in them
toppest kekkest

>>377477602
I'm not gay but I think I'd be okay with sucking a cute feminine penis covered in white chocolate.

>>377479309
>inb4 thats gay anon
No one can tell you what you are, if you think you arent gay and you want to suck a penis, thats okay with me, and it should be okay with everyone

>>377473220
Mobile games, easily

>>377474214
>he doesn't like raisins

>>377473352
white chocolate always disgusted me
dark chocolate though, so delicious

>>377475580
>Not just eating a block of Dream every night for dinner.

I only eat 85% pure cocoa mass dark chcolate. Milk chcocolate is fucking nasty all you can taste is the added sugar not the sweetness of real chocolate.

Childhood is when you idolize white chocolate, adulthood is when you realize dark chocolate makes more sense

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the only good way to eat white chocolate
otherwise it's garbage

>>377473352
I prefer it over actual chocolate

>>377473352
i had a lemon cake with white chocolate sprinkled on it and it was fucking delicious but the white chocolate was definitely the worst part of it

>>377473352
An actual full piece of white chocolate makes me feel sick after a few bites but that Kinder Surprise milk mixed with white tastes dope as fuck. Same thing with the cookies and cream stuff.

>>377474476
>Ketchup
Literally entry level

>>377474350
Get a load of this Aztec

>>377481151
Nomie tier chocolate. I bet you like lindt and toblerone too you cock idiot man fag

>>377481816
>lindt
what's wrong with Lindt? (I'm not a food expert at all)

>>377482172
It's a well known, popular brand so it's bad.