ITT: The most autistic thing you've ever done in a video game

play one

tfw no gf

What does autistic mean anymore

masturbated to a stripper in gta 5

playing WoW since 2005 and not hitting level cap until late wrath of the lich king in 2009ish despite putting hundreds of hours in

I was like 12 and so fascinated by this living breathing world that I would spend all day walking around stormwind checking out the NPCs or travelling on foot through all the zones

Wait at the bottom of Lake Hylia in OoT as adult Link (before beating the water temple) and play the song of storms for at least one hour straight to see if it filled up.

I was 6, I think

>>377462719
Close all doors behind me if possible

Made a massive, thousand page long gmod comic that nobody will ever see

>>377463170
Pretty much same here. The initial inaccessibility of mounts made the world feel that much grander.

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>Pokemon X comes out
>play to the end, decide to breed for shiny Zoroark
>Start at around 12PM, decide to stay up all night
>spend 8 hours hatching eggs with no success
>pass out from tiredness
>wake up a few hours later
>start hatching straight away
>after an hour or so get a shiny Zorua
>put it in the daycare
>use the coin under the 3DS analog stick trick to level it up to a Zoroark
>Stare at it for 30 minutes
>Imagine how amazing it would be to get it in a Wonder Trade
>can't help myself
>wonder trade it away, get a caterpie in return
>never touch the game again

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Lined three men up on the floor facing down in MGSV and decoyed 20 decoys active/nonactive. Then I told them how all 21 of use and the horse was going to take turns raping them. man eater on the tape recorder and proned all over them. After I was finished I throwed them all on the bed and took a screenshot. I did this 4 more times over my playthrough of the game. I don't know why but it made me hare as fuck.

>playing pokemon
>go to a healing center
>heal pokemon
>about to save and quit there
>take one step to my right, so I'm not blocking other people from using the healing center

modded skyrim

>>377463875

LOL you fucking cretin.

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>tfw over 2000 hours of shiny hunting in Pokemon

walk around study plant life (grass, flowers, etc.)
and seeing how different ones sway differently depending on how strong the wind is/where they're located.

like in a cave with no wind you'd see still grass.

>>377462719
Look up various girls skirts. Kluke from Blue Dragon I recall as being one of the harder ones that was the least rewarding

I kept a level 27 pawn with me for the entire game in Dragons Dogma cause I got attached

>>377464130
Depends. Some mods are required to actually have a decent time in Skyrim.

>>377462719
these fucking frog memes never fail to get a laugh out of me. look at how fucking wonky it looks

Lose my family, career and house because of LoL

>>377463875
That's a wonderful story, anon. Imagine how the other guy felt.

>Sarge's Heroes
>Boot Camp
>use infinite flamethrower to burn every last tree/house in the area

I savescummed a 3-13 CPU team into the playoffs in Madden

Save 5 times in a row just to make sure

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>playing GTA 5 in vr with a mod
>driving around shooting black people
>look forward and see semi blaring it's horn about to slam into me
>have a panic attack because i was in an accident involving a semi last year
>come to on the floor

Guess VR is to realistic for me to drive in.

>>377463847
link nigga

>>377465005
Details? Sorry, I find these so fascinating.

I reload my weapons after firing one or two bullets

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>>377465285
>LMG with 200 rounds
>fire like 3
>reload
Every time

Tried to get SASO on Ammendment XV in Blood Money without using a guide . Needless to say I did not get it

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I wanted pic related in the DBZ phone game, so I grinded to get stones for about 4 months, blew 700 in one gacha he was finally featured in, didn't get him, and then rerolled for 8 hours until I finally got him, passing up numerous accounts that had much, much better characters on them in favor of getting him specifically.

>>377462719
Me and my friend used to make up stories in Halo 2 splitscreen about being stationed to guard the different maps by the military.
I honestly don't remember any of the shit we did. But I remember it being autistic as fuck.

I wish we could have fucked, he had a massive cock and I bet it's even bigger now.

Whenever I play a game with a bestiary, I have the need to check it multiple times after I fight a new enemy to make sure the enemy registered. I don't know why.

>>377465285
FUCKING THIS

GOD

DAMN

>>377465285
>empty mag
>reload
>reload again for the extra bullet

When I was 11 I played RP maps in Starcraft:Brood War in the Use Map Settings game mode. I once spawned a medic and voiced her like she was a princess.

>>377463170
Same except I joined in WoTLK and to this day have never done a single max level dungeon/pvp game. I hope I can do it this expansion however.

>>377462719
In GTA 5 I got run over by an NPC while riding some bike (fucking up the event I was following) so I chased her, shot out all her car tires, chased her into the country side and beat her to death in an autistic rage.

>>377465817
>anything before 16

Thing you do only start being shameful at 16 lad, children get a free pass.

>>377462719
I used to go onto custom games in Halo 2 and 3 by myself and run around shooting nothing, pretending there were aliens and making up stories/missions.

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THIS ISNT EVEN THE BEGINNING
THERES A FUCKING LEADERBOARD
http://xivdb.com/character/ranking
I WONT STOP UNTIL LEYLA LIONSHIELD LIES DEAD AT MY FEET
Levequest achievements require 16500 completions of levequests to finish every single levequest related achievement in the game. Unfortunately about 85 of these necessary levequests are temple leves which require 10 allowances each so the number is actually around 17350 allowances. But you only generate 6 allowances per real life day to start levequests. Thus, in order to complete every levequest related achievement in the game it will take someone from start to finish about 7.9 real life years. you cant stop me

I guess getting 100% in ACIII

getting 100% in anything is pretty autistic. Normies don't give a shit

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>>377466087

My guild leader once dragged me into a separate team speak channel to ask me why I was purposely late to a raid or something
I was 15 or 16 around that time and probably in some sort of rebellious phase or something
Anyway I told him in the most autistic way that I heard his complains but didn't actually let him know that I understood what he wanted
I don't know how i can translate this into English
I still think about it from time to time

>>377466064
Don't bring up those memories

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Not cringey but definitely autistic.
I 100% Mass Effect 2.
As in I even went as far as to deplete every single planet of resources.

in pokemon silver I talked with everybody in the game twice cause I saw somewhere that I could get celebi that way, at least I could see all the post fights talks

I pile up the bodies in dumpsters in New Vegas.

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>>377466087

My younger cousin and I would rp in classic Sonic games when we were kids. I was usually Sonic and she was Tails and we'd have entite conversations while tapping up on the dpad to make the characters look like they were talking.

>>377466158
Since that image I've surpassed 10k achievement points. I'm in the top 200 in the entire world. I am become god. Just watch me.

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>>377462719
>>377464383
>>377466357
>ITT: The most autistic thing you've ever done

Post reddit memes 24/7

>>377466518
Don't reply to me again unless you're #1.

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Don't worry guy, when there's another thread like this in 4+ years when I have all those levequest achievements I will have earned the fucking right to reply to you. Just you fucking wait.

>>377466518
Unless youre number one youre nothing

>>377462719
When I was 15, spending an entire day grinding in FFVII. I didn't know about magic pot so I thought the sunken ship was the best area.

>>377463875
Keeping it wouldn't have been any less autistic. Atleast some other fuck was happy.

>>377466576
I post the same webm every day thinking it will change anything.

>>377466514
>when we were kids
Then you get a pass.

Seriously guys, the weird shit you did as a kid isn't anything to be ashamed of.

Seriously. Go ask your grandfather (or even your great-grandfather if he's alive). He'll probably have some weird thing he did as a kid too.

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>>377462719
Jacked it to a dead body in Fallout 3

>>377466790
My grandpa's weird shit was cutting his toe off, not being an autist

>>377466790
Pretty sure my grandfather died in the war as a kid

>>377463104
I did that in Vice City

>>377466895
Raider bombshell armour?

>>377463714
I also do this

>>377462719

Win a years worth of rentals at hollywood video for the hollywood video tournament in mario golf toadstool tour. I also have a rugby shirt to prove it.

No matter where I am in life I always remember, wow you were really fucking good at toadstool tour.

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>>377466576

>>377465193
I know that feel

>>377466357
I've done this

>>377466790
I know, but it was still the most autistic thing I've ever done in a video game. We still talk about it sometimes.

>>377466576
You know that reddit stole those memes from us right? You turbo nigger

In Fallout 3/NV/4 after every battle

I separate heads from corpses and place both in their own respective pile

>>377465884
How is this even possible?

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>>377466576

>>377466357
Anon, I did that twice
With the same character
Making every decision exactly the same

>>377462719
Played Runescape for the first time, got a mission to transport some runes across the big desert. Trecked the desert and eventually got to the city on the other side.

Tried to take on a Level 15 Thief and got ruinned, lost all my shit, couldn't get the 10 gold tariff to go thru the desert, so I quit the game and never opened it again.

Mom saw a shitload of porn in the browser history and I blamed it on that shady online game Runescape, she fell for it and I wasn't allowed to play it ever again. Worked for me.

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>>377467000
Spot on friendo! Those Kinky breastplates seduced me.

My shamelessness knows no bounds. . .

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>>377466576
Proud to say I have no pepe or wojak images saved on my hard drive

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>>377462719
Actually roleplayed in an RPG

I made a computer engineer character in New Vegas who avoided combat and chose condescending INT speech checks.

>>377467530
You're like a little baby. I've done that 5 times. 2 times in a row

>>377467663
Instead you post stupid weeb images congratulations

100 percented Ass Creed Black Flag.
Duped melons in Oblivion until I crashed the game ( several times )
Created a target practice arena in Halo 3 Forge that involved lifts throwing exploding energy cores all over the map with the idea of shooting them from the sky., which did actually improve my shot.

Friend tricked me into buying CS:GO

>>377462719
Collected 666 skulls in Skyrim and put them all in a basement.

>>377467813
Hello newfag

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>>377466895
>Oblivion
>Shivering Isles
>kill Golden Saint with Drain Life touch spell
>i.e. touch attractive female in skimpy clothing, she moans and flops over
>i_can_fap_to_this.jpg

>>377467925
I haven't been called that in decades

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>>377467813
Sorry senpai, 4chan is an anime image board. Always was, always will be. You're looking for >>>/r/eddit

>>377462719
I got the platinum trophy for final fantasy xiii.
Also I usually beat arcade mode on the hardest difficulty with every character in a fighting game.
GGXRD broke me and I gave up trying to use bedman

>>377462719
I play monster hunter everyday

>>377468018
>when he posted on /a/ he said lotte was his least favorite character
fucking rip

>>377468018
/v/ isn't an anime image board you turbo autist

>>377467925
>>377468018
This. If you don't act like an absolute MAL tier faggot at all times, you don't belong on 4chan desu ne ~3~

Spent the guts of 1000$ on Hearthstone

I've never even got to rank 10

>be me
>Get my license
>Want to experience freedom so go to game store
>Look around for 5 minutes at the same games
>Basically loop around the store
>Take too sharp of a turn and knock a rack of games over
>Muttering 'shit sorry' 15 times
>Try picking them up
>All in alphabetical order
>Sperg out, put Zs first
>Guy walks over and helps me
>"T-thanks"
>Walk around for another 10 minutes
>Leave with syphon filter and blaster master
>"S-orry about the rack"
>"Hah, no problem" and he goes back to his comic
>Leave
>Car battery died
This is why I order stuff online now

>>377468254
>1000$
bullshit

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I used to go on servers as an Engineer in TF2, spray pictures of Ayame from naruto on the wall, and pretend that I was running a ramen stand with my wife

I used to pretend I was the best Pizza maker in runescape. I lived at the bandit camp in the wilderness and all I did was make pizzas all day. I would give it to the people that would pass by for free in exchange for my life. The best thing about the bandit camp is that the cheese and tomato ingredients where infinite, all you had to buy was dough.
So I would sit for hours just making pizza and selling them at the general store or giving them away. Some people even recognized me and would protect me from others once in awhile. I was the god of pizza.

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>>377468449

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>>377466243
Fuck, I thought I was the only one

i used to set up giant melees in smash with giant mushrooms as the only spawn and play peach v peach to look up her skirt & fap.

i also 100%'d sonic heroes twice, once on gamecube once on xbox

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>>377468449
DUDE THATS FUCKING GOOD

In Oblivion a decade ago I used to kill npcs and put together elaborate crime scenes with corpses, items, and places where there were already blood splatter textures.

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I spent two days building a house and modding it in the sims to create the perfect Jewish household.
Shalom.

>>377468635
Thank you

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I have over 2000 hours on LoL and haven't gone above Silver 1.

>>377462719
i have played almost every THPS game, and gotten every single gap.

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>>377468018
Whoa, you sure showed him!

>>377468449
That's kind of cute

>>377465610
its ok christian i would have fucked you to

>>377462719
Play GTA4 as a normal guy.
No stealing cars or killing anyone, or even running for very long.

I would walk or take public transport everywhere. If shooting started I would hide or run, and call the cops. If I had to I would beat people up but not kill them, except people you have to kill.

>>377468254
I can forgive wasting 1000 bucks on a videogame. But playing hearthstone of all things?

Why Anon, why?

>>377468924
>video games 2/3rd japanese
>video game board not circled
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>377469226
>video games 2/3rd japanese
20 years ago, maybe

>>377468254
I spent $210 on Hearthstone and made it to rank 8. Haven't played since last expansion

complained about anime on an anime website like >>377468924

>>377463875
i created (with pkhex; i researched the legality stuff thoroughly beforehand) a bunch of near-perfect iv gastly and wonder traded them all away (except the one i used). never got banned or anything and i can still go online, so i assume i'm in the clear.

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>>377462719
me and my cousin used to stare at the Marth trophy in ssbm and talk about "how hot she is"

>>377469226
Nothing is circled. Everything is in red squares you fucking retard

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>>377469226
The last thing this board needs is weebshit, it's nothing but cancer

>>377468924
you have a point
I cant think of anything more anglo-saxon and pure white than the name 4chan
seeing my heritage in such a name angers me to see it getting plagued by yellow nigger shit

erp

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>missed high school life because I pumped 5k hours into vanilla and TBC
>celebrated all holidays in WoW...I remember being with everyone on Thunder Bluff watching those fireworks and "partying"

I'm glad I stopped playing the last months of senior year before wotlk came out. The only game I've pumped 1000 hours in was assfaggots, everything else has been quite tame at around 10-50 hours

>>377469542
And yet anime reaction images have never been even a fraction of the cancer that Pepe managed to become in just a couple of years.

>>377469542
Steam was a mistake

Turned on Pedestrians hate you and hate each other codes and tried to get from one end of the map to the other without vehicles.

Made cringy pornos in the Warcraft 3 map editor

>>377469685
Thats because you're a weeb you massive faggot. Don't reply to me unless you want your fucking head kicked in.

>>377469792
For GTA3

>>377465817
That is autistic

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>>377469685
>implying
Not our fault normies got a hold of pepe

I used to make up my own stories for characters in games and play it out with my imagination while sidelining what I was actually supposed to do.
I remember a section of Ratchet & Clank, a tiny cave that could only be accessed through a flooded tunnel, that I pretended was some sort of hideout that I'd return to after going to each planet and "stealing" as many bolts as I could.
It sounds really lame thinking back on it but I guess I was still having fun

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>>377469925
Why are you false flagging?

>>377469989
It's directly your fault because you retards keep supporting it by perpetuating it across every board on this site.

>>377469332
>>377469431
>>377469542
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>377469880
Link?

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>>377469792
that abosulute madman

>>377470083
Hmmmmmmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN_wRxSfEaQ

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>collected all the secret tokens in this shitty game to unlock the nude mode that makes all the female NPCs completely naked and jerked off to it more times than I want to admit
I still sometimes do it to this day

>>377464765
I'd always give pawns some shit item when they leave and call them cute.

I'd feel bad when they died, because they wouldn't know they're cute and get an apple.

>>377467073
That's cool, not autismo

>>377469792
okay good so im not the only one who has done that

shits fun as fuck and is not autistic imo

>>377470271
>YouTube normalfaggotry = 4chan posts

>>377469647
>girl invited me to new year's party
>tell her that I already have plans
>after telling her I realize that my "plans" are to get drunk off of the bottle of margarita my mom forgot about and spam lryics in the New Years eve r/a/dio threads
It was worth it I guess, I got my request played

>>377462719
Pressing F5 became muscle-memory and fucked me over often.

In the original Deus Ex there's a side quest where you can aquire a couple of LAM grenades by killing a rival drug dealer for a bunch of gangbangers. I knocked him out thinking it would suffice but the gang leader said he would send someone to finish the job. I felt kind of bad since he seemed like a pretty chill dude so I carried his unconscious body all the way into lebedev's jet, away from all those nasty gang members and laid him down to rest into the bed there.

Masturbated to modded skyrim

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>>377470083
>Get his jimmies rustled when others post reaction images of a frog on an image board
>Gets upset when others don't want his smug anime girl #327588001 posted for the same reason
And no, when our dear friends on facebook and reddit got a hold of pepe, that's when he died

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I cheat at Professor Layton because I want all the picarats.

I do try to solve them myself, but I check before submitting the answer. It's just like peeking at the answer section in a homework book, right...?

>>377463170
You and me. Don't be ashamed. I still play private servers.

>>377470610
What did he do to the room?

>>377470650
Its actually cheating.
The picarats are worth more to you than your dignity.

>>377470610
>>377469685

>>377470610
>doesn't show the room
what's the point of believing if this image is even real

>>377467987
faggot

>>377470610
haha
i wish my dad would say that to me

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>>377466087
I salute you anon. Doing God's work. I hope that you can achieve your dreams and I'm rooting for you.

>>377470450
>Pepe normalfaggotry = 4chan posts
Hmmmm

>>377469353
I caught you, you sick son of a bitch.

>>377470794
>>377469542

>>377470925
SHIT

>>377462719
Spent like 40,000 GTA dollars trying to find the right shade of red for my car. Ended up using the one I tried on first.

>>377470901
It is when it's posted on 4chan with cancerous context almost constantly you fucking dolt

>>377470934
>>377469685

>>377470610
>You don't give a shit about anybody other than yourself
Sounds about right. Most weebs, ironic or otherwise, fit that description.

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>>377470830
>It's totally fake guyz
>Us weebs would never be this autisti-

Beat emerald and ruby weapon legit.

I still to this day shutter and cringe at how much of my life was wasted

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>>377469989
What the hell is this doing here? I thought I was safe from autists mad about little girls being with the wrong little girls and expressing his paranoia at one dumbass tripfag from /a/ (who's honestly probably dead now) on /v/.

The whole Anticrack-kun's paranoia vs the non-existent forces of !Akemi is a shitshow.

>>377466087
But the real question is has anyone else already done this? If the answer is probably, then I would drop it.

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>>377471004
You mad?

>>377471004
>>377469542

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>>377470017
that's adorable and makes me happy anon.
Here, have some ween https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrZoFeaurbc

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I played some maple story clone years and years ago, making a girl character.

Just a few hours into playing, some guy asks me to join his relatively large guild, and immediately makes me an officer or whatever the equivalent was, and starts showering me with free shit. I never once asked him for anything, or even for help with quests/ etc. In fact, I never even chatted like a "girl" or ever showed him any affection besides saying thanks when he gave me stuff.

A week or so later he starts spilling to me his entire life story, then asks me to be his internet gf and for my personal info, and tells me how much my presence means to him.

I didn't have it in me to activate the trap card, so I just made up some bullshit about how I'm seeing a co-worker, and then noped the fuck outta that game for good.

I think it was called La tale

>>377462719
air reload every time I reload a gun in a game, I'll even do sfx as well
I still do it sometimes out of habit, I hate it.

Shoot every single bottle, magazine, mirror, light in the tanker in mgs2

>>377470181
I would if I could. Made them way back when I was 12 or 13, and that computer has been formatted since.

>>377471041
>image doesn't show room
>blocked names
honestly reeks of reddit my dude, and it's a known fact that reddit hides names from facebook screencaps at that
>b-b-b-but ur weab
don't give a shit about your autism tournament going on right now, but don't hide the fact that you're pulling shit straight out of reddit

Playing runescape in 2005, made a girl account to steal my friends santa hat, spent weeks buttering him up pretending to be his girlfriend, it worked but I died with it fighting barbarians a few days later...

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>>377471286
Muh r-reddit

>>377469542
Gotta hand it to them. It's the perfect scam. It really is though. In any MMO. Most people don't even care that it's a guy, they just want to believe it isn't.

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>>377468924
>he's actually this upset

>>377467453
The fuck yo.

explored every witcher 3 question marks

>>377462719
I built a five-stage factory in Tekkit a long time ago when the best energy gathering device were super solar cell collector arrays.

Each device takes 16000 pieces of copper to make.

I used an alchemy method to make copper, and made a factory that extended over 80 feet into the ground and was over 100x100 feet wide to just make solar arrays. I did this on a friends server. It must have taken me a solid month of building and planning on graph paper to make. (this was not in creative mode).

I came back one night to find half of it disappeared in a chunk error. I rebuilt it

>>377467453
Gotta check for zombies.

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>>377471413
so you aren't hiding it either huh
we're done here then

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>>377471438
>Getting this anally devastated

>DaS 120 sl fastrolling elite knight zwei build
>decide to go for all achievements
>put 1 or 2 soul levels into intelligence for buying sorceries
>Unlock all achievements 60 hours later
>The next day make a new character that is 1:1 with equipped gear
>I put those 2 soul levels I spent in INT into VIT instead, how I wanted it to be originally
>Only difference between characters now is what I spent 2 soul levels on

I still refuse to go over 120

This is the most autistic I ever was over a videogame, nothing else comes close

Got a shiny Zoroark in a wondertrade in Pokémon Y and released it because I was an antifurfag

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In most Fire Emblem games during levels with bosses who never moved from their thrones I would take my sweet time at the very end, not only abusing as much EXP for my healer topping off everyone, but also arranging every one of my units around the helpless boss in as symmetrical of a battle formation as I could. I usually took my favorite classes in pairs to further add to that aesthetic, and towards the end when your party gets huge I'd start to spread them back down the map in clusters as if they were now the defending force to whatever new threat was coming from where we entered.

I also fucked around with a Sonic the Hedgehog fan game when I was a teenager to put my SUPER COOL SONIC OC in instead. I also changed his homing attack move in it to have a sword-slashing animation which I thought was neato at the time.

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>>377465193
Holy shit... I do this too. Although I'm pretty sure I'm slightly autistic, I broke my truck door handle because I would keep checking to make sure it was locked.

>>377471041
>implying someone wouldn't put tampons in a water bottle full of code red MD just to freak people out.
You can't fit enough tampons in that to fill it up with that much blood, and if the water bottle was full it wouldn't be nearly that bloody anyway. This image be fake as fuck.

>>377462719
Downloaded some hacked save file for Monster Hunter Freedom Unite with every item. Pulled out the best shit i could find and still got fucked.

MH knocked the shit out of me when i was younger.

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>>377463104
this

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>>377471413
>implying that it isn't people who hate r/the_donald who cry about reddit the most
Typical lib

not autistic but not good either, I kept giving away shiny porygon and cloned them to give out more on the free trading system because porygon is my favourite pokemon

>>377462719

>be playing some game just for fun
>accidentally look at the scoreboard
>I'm #1
>start sweating
>start shaking
>I... must... be... #1
>stressed out as fuck for playing competitively like a massive faggot
>game ends
>I'm still #1
>feels good
>close the game and don't play it for the next hour because since I was #1 I will need to be #1 again or people will notice

A-am I the only one?

>>377462719
I pretended to be a girl and even erpd and moaned like one

>>377471156
Looking through the thread it seems that making up stories with imagination in games was common enough.

>>377468501
This one right here is brilliant.

>>377466786
>>377467101
>>377467431
>>377467479
Reddit fags getting assmad because someone is insulting their favorite maymay. Is there anything more autistic than them?

>>377472474

>notice I'm leading the game
>adrenaline rush
>play even better

I play worse when I realize I'm doing bad, usually. If I realize I'm winning, I just get a rush and go into this weird state of zoning out and dominating at the same time. I wish I could control that sensation. It's like pure muscle memory guiding me to victory.

>>377471942
You may be suffering from a small case of OCD. Typically thats a trait of OCD

>>377472617
Going auto-pilot feels good because i play better then i do normally, but i barely do it anymore.

I remember getting pissed after i snapped out of it on some racing game a while ago.

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>>377472552
Pepe has always been 4chan's.

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>>377472098
>ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
Fuck off you tinfoiled faggot, women do weird shit all the time

>>377470610
Seriously what did he do to the room?

>>377472552
Keep trying kid. You'll fit in one day.

>>377472552
Why are you replying to me?
>>377466786
I'm just calling you a mentally ill retard for thinking autistically spamming the same webm over and over will change anything.

>>377470343
Wait, does this have like exposed nipples and everything?

>>377467000
>armour
Its armor.

I reached number two in the world on the Blacklight: Tango Down leaderboards for Xbox 360.

The one FPS I truly dominated in, and it was some shovelware poo game.

>>377465510
lol I pulled Buuhan with free stones

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>>377472237
/pol/ hates r/TD numbnuts
That doesn't make me a liberal

>>377473112

>that image

I wish more people understood the actualities of the Iran/USA political relationship. We ( USA ) quite literally created all the problems and then cried when they said " Fuck you! "

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Played GTA IV online with a friend and RPd as a biker gang that murdered and raped random women.

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>>377463875
>>377471676
Wait a minute...

I kept incredibly weak moves on my pokemon way longer than i should've because i somehow convinced myself that they got stronger if you used them more

and that's how I ended up with a level 100 venusaur that knew tackle

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Not really in a video game, but once I started typing up ideas/changes I'd like to see for a new elder scrolls game, and over the course of years it eventually became an entire design document and it's currently over 230 pages long.

>>377465207
>It's exactly 11:30 as I'm reading this post
Spooky

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>>377472904
Speculum exam in candidal vulvovaginitis, showing thick, curd-like plaque on the anterior vaginal wall. A slightly erythematous base is visible close to the center of the image, where some of the plaque was scraped off.

>>377472905
Nothing, because it's fake

>>377464049
kek
underrated as fuck

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>>377473321
Nani???

>>377473526
>Source, my ass

>>377473374
Please send it to Todd.

>>377473739
Pics or it didn't happen

>>377473763
It's not done though. I don't know if it ever will be.

>>377462719
I've never beat Skyrim before and now i might go full autismo and not even play it until i have beat all the other elder scrolls games

>>377462719
in ff9 when my party split up, i used the xp boot and calculated which fights I had to do to make sure everyone's xp levels were exactly the same, and I pulled it off

>>377462719
My family tells me eating chicken bones is pretty autistic, but I don't think so.

>>377473910
you won't finish 1 & 2

>>377462719
I convinced some dude to give me a virtual blowjob in a dark rpg gmod server.

>>377462719
Sometimes in GTA I like to roleplay as a serial killer. The best method is to drive a taxi around, lure people inside, and drive them to a secluded location where you can kill them any way you like. The best way is to chase them around with a chainsaw.

It's also fun in RDR. Easy way to lure someone into a vulnerable position is to approach them, fire your gun in the air (will not count as a crime), and follow them into the wilderness as they run away. Then you can tie them up and take them anywhere you like. I usually take them to the run-down old house where Seth found his treasure and shoot/slash them in the basement. You can also lasso someone in the wilderness and dangle them over a cliff before dropping them to their death. One thing I've been doing recently is taking girls from theives landing (not a crime), tying them up, and dropping them into the shallow river nearby. Pretty fun imo.

>>377472948
>that retarded kid who doesn't know what bait is and keeps falling for it

>>377462719

>Playing Dead Rising
>One of the survivors requests some wine to keep people from losing their shit in the safe room
>Return with four bottles just to be safe
>They only needed one
>I drop two off in one of the rooms and two in the other anyway as a nice gesture
>I could have used them to restore health but did this instead

Autism desu ka?

>>377473898
That image is ancient you absolute newfag
And I'm not gonna make a facebook account just to find it

>>377474079
I'm on the 3rd dungeon on Arena and just got to the 2nd on daggerfall, but i have a lot of grinding to do before i can get past the next enemies

>>377474250
Struck a nerve I see.

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In FO4 I downloaded a journal mod and wrote over 100 dossiers on people, locations, factions and wildlife as they related to Minutemen operations, ending with a recommendation on what should be done about them. They were all written from the perspective of Jezebel (who in my headcanon becomes the Minutemen equivalent of PAM). Most of them are played straight, just looking at the threat they pose. But for people/groups I suspect Jezebel would strongly dislike I got a little more tongue-in-cheek about it. For example, her recommendation for the Rust Devils is to personally hunt down and execute every member. Her dossier on Deacon claims that she interviewed him and he claimed to be a time traveler from the 17th century and she recommendations terminating him on sight.

>>377474319
Suuuuuuuuure. Whatever you say reddit kun

>>377462719
Tried to talk to a npc.

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>>377474440
Trying too hard newfag

>>377474628
You actually have to provide source for things here, unlike on Reddit where you can just make shit up. Sorry

>>377474260
I do shit like this too in most games
>find outpost of survivors
>they let me use their supplies
>take a few things
>leave most of it for them instead of stuffing inventory

>>377471217
I've been struggeling to remember what this was called, and 'maple story clone' was too vague.
I played it with my now wife, briefly, during our routine free mmo play throughs, though she doesn't remember it.
You just cleared it up, anon, thank you.

In dark souls 1 when I was in the asylum when the archer started shooting at me I ran right past the starting gear and forgot about it. Fought skeletons with the broken sword for an hour untill I finally realised I probably missed something went back and got it. On the bright side I got really good at parrying.

If a game's too easy i'll always add self-imposed challenges otherwise i'll get bored of it. Like in TES i'll make it a point to try to get 8 hours sleep a night, eat something for breakfast/lunch/dinner, take my helmet off when i'm having conversations with important people and shit like that.

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I played MGSV for 200 hours.

My favourite games are less than 20 hours.
Why did I do this?
It was the same thing over and over for 200 hours.
I don't get it

>have to travel a great distance in the game to advance the story
>arrive, get killed, forgot to save, have to start all over again
>refuse to periodically save while repeating the journey again because that would be admitting my incompetence to a playstation1 era game

>>377474434
When DayZ added the ability to write notes i did something like this, i'd basically keep a diary of everything i did in-game then left the notes around Chernarus.

I wonder if anyone read them, probably not. This was back when you could meet up with random people and go on an adventure, which wasn't for very long.

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>walk or bike from place to place in order to increase stamina
>stamina never goes up
>stamina randomly goes up when I'm not even trying

>>377463875
you're a good person anon

If I enjoyed a part of a video game I can't stop going back to it. Whether it's a video of it or I replay it myself I just keep doing it until I get sick of it.

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>>377465005
story time

>>377475856
not him, but when I was at my first semester of college in 2006, half the people in the course dropped out because of WoW.
I hope their dads beat the shit out of them

>>377463104
I masturbated to a stripper in GTA4. I think that's more autistic since the girls in GTA5 are actually decently attractive, whereas the ones in 4 are crap.

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>>377462719
kept the same horse through all of RDR and reloaded the game whenever he died

>>377476069
Me and my friend raced to see who could beat GTA 3 without killing any innocents. We reloaded every time we killed an innocent

I used to be able to 100%GTA 3 and GTA VC without any guides

>>377476046

I jerked it to Vice City strippers.

Go find them on Youtube. They're actually horrifying in retrospect.

>>377468304
you sound like you put too much pressure on yourself anon
he sounds like he didn't care at all, don't worry about it

>>377470476
high school parties were lame anyway

>>377476036
I dropped out of my course because i found out that i knew 6 people with the same degree and 5 of them were unemployed, the 1 that did have a job was some completely different sector that had absolutely nothing to do with the degree he had.

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>>377472237
When I play San Andreas I'd pretend I was a stunt driver, I'd ride in a limo to an airport to fly to another city, I'd get to San Fierro, hit up a certain spot, find a car and drive around super fast, dodging traffic, making up scenes in my head.
I'd go back to the limo, fly to a different city and repeat.

>>377472237
didnt mean to reply
>>377476561

when I used to play saints row 3 on my ps3 I spet an ungodly amount of time throwing my own gang members off the side of the penthouse just to see them splat on the ground and sometimes get up afterwards

i actually did this today

When I beat GTA 3, I fly the dodo to the south
When I beat VC, I fly a helicopter to the west
When I beat SA, I fly a plane to the east

>>377472994
sure man. and there are 36454 cubit-spans to a roman-fathom

I came in drunk once, started playing CSGO, and tried to explain brapppposting to a bunch of europeans, unprompted

>finish game; absolutely love it
>it's a one-off and/or dead title
>try to find good fanfiction from like-minded people/writers
Not even once was it worth it or successful. It's time to end it

>>377463714
also this. leave everything as it was, i.e. close drawers, boxes, coffins, etc if possible

>>377462719
not really in video games, but I read an entire quadrilogy of a minecraft fanfic. it had several full on chapters for each "book"

>>377476483
>brother spent years at uni for a masters degree
>he now does delivery for a supermarket
>i dropped out of highschool
>i now make more in a week than he does in a month
People will tell you that to get ahead in life you need to work hard but that's complete bullshit, it's all about connections. Who you know has a much greater impact on your future success than what you know.

>>377477163
Everyone does this...
right?

>>377463875
You're a madman Jimbo.

>>377466984
I masturbated to the fat one.

I'd also use the code that changes you into a random character and try and get her.

>>377463714

I learned this from playing Morrowind on Xbox back in the gap because if you didn't close doors, and pick up any dropped items, your savefile would eventually bork itself from the size of the data containing all the shit you've dropped and doors/corpses you didn't take care of.

>>377462719
get angry

>>377463875
I wish we were friends irl

>>377462719
I grinded rep in pandaland to get the golden dragon mount

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>>377462719
Playing them

>>377468924
replace the fuck off font with an anime girl.

>>377468095
anime has always been allowed on other boards as long as the comment or image is semi related to the boards topic
Only board topics that aren't anime are disallowed from being on other boards

>>377462719
I had a menstruation fetish as a teen, so I'd play Goldeneye on the level where you start with Natayla in the elevator. I'd shoot her enough between the legs to get her to bleed all over her camouflage pants and then masturbate.

>>377477536
Posting smug anime girls or flavor of the month waifus isn't on topic discussion, it's shitposting
And he's right, /v/ ISN'T a anime image board

>>377477257
you'd think so...

>>377477276
I wonder if the same holds true for new vegas. probably not, there are way too many superfluous objects in that game

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My Bamham attempts of perfect run:

>one life
>don't get shot or caugh by a grenade or a mine
>don't kill the bad guys (by running over them with the batmobile, leaving them unconcious on the streets, throwing them from too high, letting them get caught by explosions)


Game over if i fail at any of those restrictions. There are some other non-mandatory restrictions, like not using the grappling gun and the gargoyles unless it's an emergency or there's no other way (those things ruin the stealth big time).

>>377473906
Just like new Elder Scrolls and yet it doesn't stop Todd from releasing it.

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>when I played Melee, on the running sections, when I played as Cpt Falcon, I stopped and let him take a break from running so fast and told him good job

>On some games, if there were speech boxes and no voice acting, I would do them myself, complete with emotion and etc

>whenever i got sad, I'd load up Sonic Adventure, go to chao garden, put a chao in the console thing, select "send away" just to listen to the sad music and cry

>took my ds to school, never played it, only used it to listen to Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow OST on the walk home

>wrote edgy rap lyrics to some Animal Crossing City Folk OST

>in any game for a while, in sections where its a local city, I'd only ever walk because i thought npc's would think its weird to see someone running around

Have a lot more, only mentioned the most possible relatable ones

>>377463875
this one wins.

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>>377463104
>>377476046
>That humping in the car
I jerked off to the GTA4 ones as well, closest thing i had to porn. Right of passage dudes nothing to be ashamed about

Through sheer amount of experimentation I've figured out exactly how hooker spawns work in GTA 4 and 5 and Fable 2 and 3

For example, in GTAV the best place to look for hookers is the GTA version of Sunset Boulevard (can't remember what they call it) and driving up and down the strip around 10PM to 4AM. There are 3 types of hooker spawns in GTAV, ugly black ones (that don't spawn on Sunset at all) average white/asian ones and "hot" white ones that look more model-esque. The latter two take turns spawning on Sunset, and when they're changing from one spawn of hookers to another, the hookers entirely disappear for a while and a new group will spawn, which seems to randomly pick between the average and the hot hookers (so you can get the same group twice or more in a row, they don't always switch off). Two different "groups"of hookers will never spawn together. It's always all averageor all hot. Another weird thing is hookers will have a few different voice actresses among their group, but when done with having sex 3 times all hookers will always say the same thing with the exact same actress before automatically leaving your car. I can't remember exactly what they say right now but it's something like "I guess the thing I really like about a man is somethingsomething"

Obviously I've jerked off many times to these games.

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>>377470343
Yep me too, even made my own screenshots of the trap girl (male) for easy access fapping. I wish the game had endings for all the girls.

>>377462719
whenever i play battlefront(2015) i usually get excited and start imitating chewbacca's sounds

>>377478676
>those things ruin the stealth big time
There's a part on Asylum i believe and possibly every other Bam Ham game, i stopped giving a shit about the series after that. I played City but i really don't remember it that well where you you can clear a full room of dudes without ever touching the ground because there's gargoyles going the whole way around the room, that was far too easy.

I used to micspam weeaboo shit in TF2 servers back in the day.

>>377478841
Post some unrelatable ones, i wanna see how deep this autism hole goes.

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>>377462719
I learned how to snipe people in MGS3 using the Patriot and binoculars, compensating for the small amount of height difference created because of the way Big Boss slightly crouches when he uses non-pistol gun. I did this for no other reason than "What if I'm in this situation where I literally have no other choice, can I actually do it?"

i played tf2 for nearly 2500 hours

>find a server to connect to
>loading screen starts
>rub my hands together
>crack my fingers
>then place my fingers down on my keyboard like I'm about to play an organ

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>>377478940
>Being this fucking retarded
Anime posters everyone!

>>377480118
>you're dumb
Interesting argument, you certainly addressed my point in a mature and composed manner

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>>377480118
>replying to newfags

>>377462719
>ss13
>chillin at cargo desk
>some autist comes along screaming about my hair being an unnatural color
>play along with them and banter back
>one of their buttbuddie metaftiends breaks into cargo
>they disarm spam me then shave my head
>procede to spend the next thirty minutes chasing the shitter around trying to knock them down to steal their clothes
>one if us picks up an item and stabs each other by accident and escalates things
>rad storm inbound
>end up fighting over the maint shaft ttying to push the other into the hall
>autismo ends upa babbling tard who cant move while I get super powers
>the immense rush of satisfaction seeing him carted off to medbay screaming obscenities and drooling

ss13 brings out the best and worst in me

cut my dick off and fashioned me a vagina just to pretend i was a girl for a night at the rip ol age of 7. It landed me in the hospital and no weiner. Parents thought i was fucked in the head and wanted me sent off to a "hospital" after surgery and such. Therapists convinced parents only good thing to do was put me on hormone treatments and finish the job down there.

>tfw girl by accident

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>>377480194
What argument?
>Posting offtopic reaction images isn't on topic discussion, it's shitposting.
Did you even read what I said?

>>377480617
And you just posted more of that off topic shitposting
Good job

>>377462719
I dragged a hooker in red dead redemption from the saloon to an abandoned little building in the desert and tied her up.I then started dragging her around trying to get her to lay on her back.Its impossible to get her to lay on her back BTW, unless anyone knows of a glitch.

>>377480593
Where are the video games?

>>377472867
Epic Fail and over 9000 were 4chan memes too until they finished their life cycle and made their way to normies.

Pepe is reddit territory

>>377480798
im a grill now dude, i control the media

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>>377480693
Nothing I've typed, neither most of the people you've quoted, where "offtopic shitposts" you illiterate fuck

Completionist cape in Runescape.

>>377480881
This comment is full of win

>>377480918
But you were literally just criticizing off topic images for being off topic shitposting
Did your agenda suddenly change, or do you have some brain problems going on?

>>377480918
Nigga the whole conversation between you and autismo over there has been off-topic shitposting.

>>377464026
I'm having trouble understanding what you typed

>>377464026
I liked that story anon

when i was 10 i would play rc2 and when i got to the planet with those blue little fucks i would clear out a good portion of the city and roleplay in it by myself pretending i was drug dealer and shit. iunno i was pretty retarded kid.

>Play TF2
>Protect last on dustbowl (Final stage)
>Have shield equipped
>Suddenly, a CaD spy starts backcapping
>Charge up the stairs so i can reach the point faster
>Overshoot
>Fall off the bridge due to charging
>He caps
>Whole team is yelling at me
>Disconnect

>>377481010
>Putting words into my mouth
Maybe you should read what I typed
>>377481143
>Not calling someone out for their bait
Why encourage him?

>>377481570
>Posting smug anime girls or flavor of the month waifus isn't on topic discussion, it's shitposting
Your post is implying that off topic images, regardless of the text it is supplemented with, is offtopic shitposting. Do you lack even the most basic of English comprehension skills? Do you want to finish middle school before we continue this discussion?

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Played this game in one sitting

>>377481320
What's rc2? I feel like i know but lack of sleep is stopping me from accessing that part of my brain.

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>>377462719
By far breeding in Pokemon X to get shiny pokemen. I spent hours on that shit

>>377467663
quit calling it wojak, it's the feeling man, it was never wojak, not once

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>>377481746
>Your post is implying that off topic images, regardless of the text it is supplemented with, is offtopic shitposting
>Continues to put words into my mouth
That's not what's implied you illiterate fuck. You're the one making the assumption that "regardless of text" any image is shitposting. I never said that.
/v/ has always had a problem with wiafu threads (think "THICK" or "Say something nice to her" ect) and some fag posting smug girls to shitpost with, even if it has nothing to do with video games or actual discussion. You'd know this if you weren't an absolute newfag.

>>377470343
Loved that game
>>377472972
Yeah, a few girls get sex scenes with bouncing tits with nipples. only time you see vag is on accident, switching the control scheme to something different while peeking in the showers, it lets you move the camera far enough

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>>377482131
>ACKCHYUALLY IT'S CALLED
Man wojakoffs really are autistic if they care this much what he's called.

I don't know if autistic, but I seriously can't stand repeating things in video games, like when the game crashes and you lose 10 minutes of progress.
Or when you're forced to start a new game just because you unlocked a different character, like Jeanne in Bayonetta, fuck that shit

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>>377472972
>>377482368
You can buy nude character models with secret tokens, you can even see this one's girlpenis.

>>377471413
The superior argument is "shut up, virgin". works every time, even if they're not one, because they resort to trying to tell you all the ways they've fucked girls, and you just keep moving the goal posts.

When I was a kid me and my friends would trade Pokémon, mainly G/S/C, we would always nickname then before trading, and we would hold onto the link cable to see if we could feel the Pokéball travel through the cord, then we would say goodbye to them.

>>377482421
You can change between bayo and jeanne without starting a new game

>>377470343
First time i fapped to a game was Leisure Suit Larry, and it wasn't a 3D one either, it was Shape Up or Slip Out

>>377462719
Micspam

>>377482383
nice imgur filename, reddit. never post here again. or else.

>>377482284
Your post is implying that posting these off topic images, in itself, is offtopic shitposting. Trying to save face over this is backpedalling.

Now you're going off on a tangent of something completely unrelated that is off-topic threads, your summary of which is not even correct, because they relate to the discussion of a particular video game character. Regardless of how silly it seems or how insecure it makes you. it is on-topic discussion.

So tell me exactly how is your off topic images are okay, but not the anime ones, while still fitting your original agenda:
>>Posting smug anime girls or flavor of the month waifus isn't on topic discussion, it's shitposting

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>>377467663