Heroes of the Storm

But that would require playing HotS, which is a trash MOBA for people with bad taste

I want to Self-Destruct inside of her

>>377461970
I play Sombra every game. People lose their shit.

>>377461970
You dont even get to see ass ingame. Its fucking top down. This new wave of booty virgins are beyond retarded

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I just kind of hate D.Va's character. So I am gonna keep playing Muradin.

How to make HotS Perfect:
>remove all Overwatch characters
>and no refunds

>>377462525
I don't mind SOME of the OW characters. Zarya fit in well enough.
Gonna be honest though, I hope they don't add the full cast, half of them like Zenyatta would be boring as shit in a MOBA. I think Reaper, Ana, and Junkrat could work though, everyone else is either already there, has someone that does what they do, or would be too dull.

Just get stuns lmao

>>377462673
>or would be too dull.
Isn't that the entire point of a MOBA though

>>377462673
>Ana
Please no. She ruined that game and she'd ruin this one.

>>377462759
no

>>377461970
they put the asuka recolor in hots before her actual game, wtf

>>377461970
Why on God's green Earth is that Asuka skin not in Overwatch?

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I don't know what it is about some people that don't run away from her self-destruct.

I read a post before that said her goliath skin is timed or seasonal. Is that true?

>>377462826
Well if it's anything else then they're not doing a good job of it.

>>377462805
It wouldn't be too bad.
>Can auto teammates to heal them
>Has something similar to Moralis' nano boost thing
>Has a short stun
>Can block or reduce healing
Her kit wouldn't be that unusual for a moba.

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>tfw Malfurion counters you every game

>>377462836
And itll never be in OW, same as Genji's Unit 01 skin and Zarya's Thunder Guard and Cyberdemon skins.

Get fucked.

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>>377461970
Yeah I finished the nexus stuff last night. Gotta be honest I didn't hate playing it. But I don't see myself ever playing the game without my friends asking me to.

>>377462879
Nah, I think it's just her release skin. Everyone gets a release skin and a mastery skin.

WHERE'S MAIEV

>>377462879
No

They're just part of some special limited time bundle that costs a shitload of gems. You can still get them through loot chests

>>377462525
Jesus does Overwatch trigger you that much?

>>377462836
HotS team doesn't give a shit. They'll reference whatever they want. Overwatch team tries to play it safe and consistent with their skins.

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>>377462836
There are a ton of Eva references in HOTS. The modelers really have a hard on for it.

The ones for OW don't give a fuck.

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>>377462934
I am saving this and when they do finally get added I'm going to bully you.

>>377463091
>green and purple color scheme
GUYS IT MUST BE AN EVA REFERENCE

>>377463229
Thanks Dr Dick

>>377463019
Because it's not fucking Blizzard. It's Pixar trash that doesn't belong.

>>377463091
There's a lot of blatant Evangelion references but that's certainly not one iof them.

>>377462958
thats really the best way to play ASSFAGGOTS in general. good call.

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>>377463091
There's like 10 EVA skins in HotS and you managed to post one that isn't...

>>377463435
Mecha-Tassadar is the superior Robo Protoss

>>377463372
How do you feel knowing most people think of Overwatch now when they think of blizzard

>>377463435
>you can make an entire team of Thanks Doc

>>377463728
They think of games with Craft in the name first. If youre going to bait at least sound like you believe the shit falling out of your face

>No WoW skins for Gul'dan or Ragnaros
What the fuck. It's so obvious.

>>377463728
>diablo ruined by 3
>starcraft ruined by 2
>no one has ever cared about lost vikings

Honestly, it's for the best. Overwatch is dece all things considered.

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Who /shuttingdvafaggotsdown/ here?

i know i am.

>>377464003
>Gul'daddy
Is this easy mode?

>>377463372
>Because it's not fucking Blizzard

It's made from the ground up by Blizzard. Your denial is strong. They have had a cartoony/exaggerated art style since the first WarCraft.

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>>377464052
You gotta be good to be impactful as Gul'dan.

A good Gul'dan can turn games around though.

Have they fixed Nova yet?

>>377464297
She is still a faggy pubstomping hero that gets raped by good players.

In other words, no.
Stealth heroes should have never been put into the game.

>>377464003
>Gul'Dan
>Counterpicks her limited defense field and can regen from her low damage with her massive health pool
>WHOA, DVA BTFO.

>>377464382
Soup dash salak

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How do I win on Braxis Holdout? What is the secret to that map? It's the only one that gives me serious trouble. Yes I am a shitter and will be the first to admit it.

>>377464405
Mad cause my motherfucking orc homie trashes your shitty "waifu" garbage hero?

Get shit on, OW waifufags deserve it.

>try out the new Brawl
>my only choices in the first round are Genji, Tracer, and Valeera
>game starts
>enemy team has Butcher, Stitches, Raynor, Kharazim, and Arthas

Sure loves these "random heroes" brawls

>>377464542
>Waifu
>Homie
I like both good sir.
I'm just saying you're lowering than a Valla ganking her if you think a lane fight with her is hard with him.

Please tell me there aren't any bullies in this game

>>377464793
Everyone bullies Kael'thas in pregame bantz for no reason

Does that count

>>377464512
Literally map scenario objective holding coordinated with your team

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>>377464727
>Implying that i care about being fair against something i despise

Knowing i'm ruining the fun of dva pickers already makes my day.

I play Gul'dan all the time regardless, he just happens to counter this shitstain hero that should have stayed on his shitty game

>>377464542

Her voice lines are obnoxious as fuck. I don't get it. It's like a stereotypical gamer girl mixed with a fat neckbeard try hard and people unironically think it's amazing. Haha she references bronze league hahahaha epic ftw. Haha mario spun effects so damn dank senpai.

I love when they pick her since she is actually pretty garbage. I just facetank her piss dmg with arthas and root the retard when she is birthed from her disabled enabler kampfswagon.

>>377464918
>should have stayed on his shitty game

Do you mean to imply that your babby's first MOBA is some not shitty

>hots
>liking dva
>liking overwatch

Why do vets hate hanamura so much? I'm new and usually get steamrolled or my team steamrolls on that map, but I don't really know why.

>>377464918
He should have achieved full-demon

Fuck Legion

>>377464512
Basically support your team by knowing where they are and each enemy is during the two beacon fights, especially your counter

The siege mercs can easily be solo'd take them when they respawn

Get the boss right before control points go up, other team will have to choose beacons or defence

>>377465043
Still much better than overtrash.

>>377465219
MOBAs are, by definition, the bottom of the trashcan.
There is literally nothing worse than a MOBA.

>>377465128
If a team is ahead, then gets the boss, they snowball even further ahead

The merc camps give you weird items, rather than mercs, some don't like this change

>>377465142
He should have taken over the horde or created a third faction.

But blizzard always kills off their good characters in favor of the "heroes".

Now wowfags will have to deal with special snowflake Illicuck for a long time.

>>377465284
Overwatch is a MOBA in first person.
Therefore it's trash.

Even trashier for calling itself an FPS while at it.

>An fps where any retard who can't aim can reach GM

My ass.

>>377465321
The merc camps are pretty great. It's just that the game is usually already decided by the time the first payloads are delivered.

>>377465423
>MOBA babbie thinks his opinion matters

Cute.
Wrong and trash, but cute.

Why does OW cost money but this doesn't

>>377465539
Hots isn't even my main MP game.

You're just some overtrash waifufag that got assblasted.

Your shitty game is a moba as well, and a terrible one i tell you.

>>377465590
Overwatch is a videogame, HotS is an open tire fire.

>>377461970
I literally uninstalled the game today.

Overwatch characters were a mistake. Each one either has insane mobility while being able to run and shoot or insane survivability, or both. It's just too much.

They're incredibly annoying to play against and the introduction of D.va broke the camels back. Trying to kill her is just insane.

First you have to beat down her mech that has tank hp, unless she self destructs in before you finish it off denying you that pitiful half kill experience. Then she pops out harassing you with ranged attacks and if you manage to catch her and maybe bring her down to half she calls another mech instantly healing her and restarting the whole process.

I ain't got enough patience to deal with that shit.

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>>377461970
>first game against a d.va
>hear her say thing from the other side the map
Ebin Blizzard, very ebin.

>>377465337
such a shame too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3QJ8Pgjj3c
illidan is the best character

>>377465590
This game was made to compete with free moba games like Dota, LoL and Smite

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Whats the consensus on Genji?
I think he's tons of fun when he clicks, but it feels like he only ever succeeds in teams that are already winning anyways, since my whole kit relies on having a low HP target prepared for my dash combo

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>>377465790
The amount of character development Gul'dan had was great.

>All the shit during WoD
>Harbingers
>The audio drama

He started as a character i thought looked and sounded cool to someone i actually started genuinely liking and wanted to see having a "Good" ending, and by that i mean getting what he wanted.

Sadly, that would never happen.

The faggots must always win.

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>>377465742
>pick Malfurion to finally play a game with a healer on the team
>enemy team has Genji, Tracer AND D.Va
>map is fucking Hanamura

D.VA's kit is borderline useless desu. Her self-destruct is some real area denial though.

>>377466085
I'm about as useful with him as I am with the real Genji.

>>377466317
Yeah she is trash with no damage.

>>377466317
It's all about making enemies waste time killing you and then not dying on foot before you do it all again. Good players are impossible to deal with while bad ones have literally no impact with her.

>>377466486
Well you have to know which fights to pick, which is why I'm so split on him. He can absolutely melt isolated targets, but he's trash when enemies can actually fight back, unless you get some lucky deflect wombo combo.
I mostly just poke until a squishy target is almost dead, then dash in and spam my Shuriken. If I'm lucky I get the reset and go crazy.

Also pick the X-slash Ult. Good damage, but its great for repositioning aswell. Dragon Blade is kinda trash

>>377466741
Dragon blade refreshes dash, so it's good if you built on dash.

>>377463435
>>377463390
>>377463229
It fucking has NEON in the skin name you fucking faggots.

>>377467296
Well gee, I wonder if that has anything to do with the NEON GREEN HIGHLIGHTS.

>>377467405
lol no it means NEONazis

>>377467405
Or maybe it shares the same name as the other Eva-related skins because back when Eva was good, it was called Neon Genesis Evangelion.

>>377467664
>back when Eva was good
kek

>>377467664
The game has plenty of Evangelion skins, but I think saying that's one of them is a stretch.

>>377465128

It's really a poorly made map. Core hp is too small, forts give way to much benefit to destroying them and the merc camps give stupid amounts of xp and the healing item is insane.

There's a vid out there detailing it better than I can explain but I can't remmber the link. It's basically far more worthwhile to 5 man push a lane, ignoring the other lane and having a character with bribe to get camps to stay even on xp. It's another shitty pve map that encourages you to not actually team fight.

That and without voice comms it's a total clown fiesta in HL

I never know what to do with talents. Haven't played since a bit after launch but all the quest talents take so fucking long and the laneing ends in like 5 minutes.