This is a thread where we post our biggest gaming secrets.

I'm gay.

I enjoy assfaggots but relentless shitpost any topics I see for it since I hate the community.

>>377459887

I didn't sing along to the Junes theme.

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>>377459887

2K and FIFA are fucking great

>>377460014
Get out.

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Dragon Age 2 > Dragon Age Origins
Kingdom Hearts 1 is a legitimately bad game, and the only reason people like it is nostalgia.
I love Final Fantasy XIII-2
Visual Novels are games, and I think anyone who says otherwise are being pretentious
Persona > SMT but I understand why some people like SMT more

I like Persona 4 over Persona 3

>>377460014
You fucking monster

I play the OP characters in any fighting game without feeling any guilt

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>>377459887
This was my first and only playthrough.

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>>377462232
Nigga wtf. If you just ignore the social links, you might as well go play SMT.

I love battlefield

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>>377462232
MADMAN

Idort here but I only defend Nintendo on every thread i post. But i think the wii, wii u and switch are so fucking pathetic.

I despise nearly every /v/core game

>>377462585

>Switch
>Pathetic
2 days

I'd play Call of Duty MP all the time if I didn't have to buy it again every year.

>>377463038
I'd buy Battlefield 4 and Titanfall 2 if they were on Steam, and Rainbow Six: Siege if it wasn't on uPlay.

>>377459887
I defended starbound heavily at first because I saw potential in it, I really wanted it to be good. I wasn't one of the obnoxious shills who persisted once it was revealed the devs were useless lazy hipster hacks tho.

I romanced Haru.

Dark Souls and Demon's Souls are shit.

>>377459887

so you waited to get into three matches, big deal

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I've spent a total of 2 grand on a silly mobile game.

I've lost track of how many amiibo's I bought. I know I have at least 40.

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>>377463927
Jesus Christ, anon. Seek help

>>377463927
I spent so much time on pixel mobile games

>>377463927
All Neet bux I assume?

>>377463927
A fool and his money are soon parted.

>>377463927
>not just binhacking

>>377463927
I worked for one of those companies, and you should consider suicide

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>>377462232

>>377463927
Invest in a rope, some pain killers, and a slow death.

>>377462232
How are those party member levels even fucking possible

>>377464665
He can't; he already spent all his money.

>>377462232
i dont get it

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>>377462232
>those skils
>those social links
>those party member levels
you roleplayed as door kun to seriously anon

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>>377463927
Anon, for your sake I hope you're so rich this is a trivial amount of money.
Otherwise I seriously suggest you get help.

I like dark souls 2 and dont see any reason why people hate it. Its no DS, but its still a great game if you fucking babies get over the "muh disconnected worlds" shit

I still don't know which one is Rocksteady and which one is Bebop

>>377465098
bebop is the cowboy

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>>377459887

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>>377463927
I insist you read https://insertcredit.com/2011/09/22/who-killed-videogames-a-ghost-story/ because your post is the saddest one ITT

>>377461884
>Kingdom Hearts 1 is a legitimately bad game
except it got lots of praise when it came out? if it was bad there wouldn't be a sequel, multiple spin offs, manga, and a third game coming out in 2080

>>377465154
>almost 600 hours in fucking csgo
get better taste faggot

I play lots of cooperative, team-based games despite not having any online friends to play with more often than once every two weeks

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>>377462232
Doing God's work anon

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>>377459887
I am excited for and going to pre-order Destiny 2(1.5) because I want to play a flaming space wizard with a revolver and sword.

The only game I play is GTA V, and not even online.

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>>377459887
>only 95 hours in Battleborn
Weaksauce. I'd say "Get on my level" but I don't want to pull anyone down to such low heights of degeneracy.

>>377465660

>That much time in Battleborn and the Evolve rerelease

Eesh.

>>377465660
not same anon, but did you play with friends or something? the game is the easiest thing to master I've ever played and it did not take me long to grow immensely bored with it

>>377465660
Please tell me those Evolve hours carried over from the original game. Otherwise, how? It's so simple. It's puddle-deep!

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I've logged into Housamo every day for half a year.

I've only spent around $150 though.

>>377465989

If I ask what that is, will I regret it?

I enjoy infinite warfare alot, mainly zombies.

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>>377466207
Not if you have taste.

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I tried to build a computer but I got confused so I just connected everything and put the parts on my desk.

>>377465807
Evolve kinda, made some friends and we played for a while, but it was pretty zen playing solo and partying with Randies.
Battleborn definitely, except I'd always get off work late and they'd already be in a game when I hopped on. Half of the time was me sitting in the main menu waiting for them to finish their game to pick me up. I did enjoy mastering certain/different heroes and stuff. The game itself was easy, yes; but playing with friends, shooting the shit, chewing the fat, etc. That always makes shit games feel more enjoyable.

>>377465919
Yes, been playing since Alpha, and all the hours have carried over. Like I said, the game is pretty zen to hop in, shut off my brain, listen to music, and just play.

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>>377466352
Anon, it's like Legos but the pieces only connect a specific way. Look up some Youtube vids and learn how to finish putting your PC together.

>>377466352
Do you need help, anon? I don't mind giving advice if so.

>>377463429
I'm still mad about Starbound.

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>>377466352
all you have to do at this point is literally mount everything inside the case

>>377466519
It's scary, things make loud noises like it snapped and I broke a $350 piece.
>put together pc
>won't turn on
>that instant sweat and heart dropping
like the time my girlfriend cheated on me, but I couldn't google what to do.

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>>377466352

>>377466352

Anon, I ....

i've put an obscene amount of time into SWTOR, even whilst playing it i could feel how much time i was putting into it, the hours didn't fly by like i was playing a really immersive game. i'd bought the fucking collectors edition and i was getting my money's worth

>>377465660
>weaksauce
the image was unnecessary at this point

>>377466780
What's a girl looking at porn for? They can't fap (slang for masturbate)

I pre-ordered No Man's Sky

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>>377466686
Yeah, it's kind of intense; but that set-up looks scarier. You literally have your parts exposed to your idiocy. I don't want you to spill something on it, or get drunk and knock it over, or whatever.
Please, take some time, watch some Youtube vids (multiple times if you have to), and finish putting your PC together.

I am a habitual savescummer

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I have a legit cuckold fetish now, due to 4chan.

>>377466921

Shes looking at a sad panda, not porn.

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>>377465589

Right there with you, buddy.

>>377467003
me too. i lose interest to play if i play legitimately and have to travel 5 more minutes by walking and re-loot all the shit i passed

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>>377462232

>>377459887
I have over 3000 hours in dota

>>377463927
2 grand and you're still being fed ads.

>>377466921
>(slang for masturbate)
I remember this. Do you have a cap of the original thread

I pre ordered no man's sky and didn't refund it.

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>>377462232
Truly, outrageous.

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>>377465407
Nothing wrong with that.

>>377467509
I heard it's somewhat playable now

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I've spent $60 on this game

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I tried CSGO last week.
I liked it

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>>377468008
Condolences friend

I spent over 600 dollars on zOMG

I've never had the capability to be myself in life.
My personality is based off of admirable traits of virtual characters that I look up to.
I'm basically a mega-tool, and I'll never know what it's like to grow up and develop my own way of acting in life.

It makes me sad when I remember this fact because I see people in the real world who are extremely unique individuals, and all I want to do is steal their traits that I like.

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>>377469116
Inexcusable

I'm a big guy

I helped start the Thicc meme

didn't think it was gonna blow up into a meme I just wanted to post pictures of fat chicks when it seemed relevant to the thread

>>377469603
r/meme

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>>377470061

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>>377469267
>>377469603
>>377469961
>biggest gaming secrets
(You) need to learn how to be relevant to a thread. (You)/10, made me reply to scold (You).

>>377467026
biting the bait but i sincerely wish a slow death upon you and your relatives

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>>377470248
>bane isn't vidy-

>>377470248
Started on /v/ so I thought it was relevant

>>377465248
It was the novelty of seeing Disney characters in a game. That was good enough for all the kids who liked it. I haven't seen a single one of the movies featured in KH1, and went in with an open mind, There was literally nothing to like for me. Without the Disney nostalgia, the game is shit.

>>377470248
First one was relevant if you actually read the second line, just went on a tangent.

>>377465248
ffxiii got 2 sequels and it was a piece of shit. Square-Enix makes a business from making sequels for terrible games though

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>>377470324
>big guy meme
No, that wasn't vidy-
Coming up with a convoluted excuse to try to make (You)r comment relevant is idiotic. If (You) wanted to post about how (You) only play Bane in video games post that. (You) just want to spout memes cause (You) think it's cool.

I spent 3k on a beastly 4k gaming setup and all I do is go on /v/ and /r9k/

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>>377470645
>bane
>isn't a video game character
>big guy "meme" all of a sudden isn't vidya
>when Nolan Bane is literally in injustice 2
?????????

>>377470465
Oh you're right, my bad. I was only half reading because /blog/post, tangent, and drunk. Sort of acceptable now.

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>>377470645
Give him some slack, he probably just got here from 9gag

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I can't explain myself

>>377466352
Hey I used to have that desk.
Do you not have a case?

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I have 800 hours in Smite.
Just waiting for Hirez to drop support when it stops making money.
I also have over 150 hours in Artificial Academy 2, some autists out there probably have more though.

>>377467026
this is fucking hilarious.
human civilization has amounted to this.
a cuck simulator.
for people who can't get cucked if they tried.

>>377466352
Can I call the police on you.

>>377470986
Now show the first five; i know you're hiding something.

>>377470986
dont know why you would want to spend so much time on the simulator games but lego lord of the rings is actually pretty good

>>377460009
not the only one to do so but
You are the community though.

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>>377470759
Like I said, the
>big guy meme
isn't vidy-. (You) just want (You)'s and I'm giving them to (You). Also like I said, coming up with convoluted excuses and trying to damage control to justify (You)r comment is idiotic.

(You)'ve not stated and gaming secrets. (You)'ve only spouted (You)r Bane meme, and posted some .webm's of a vidy- for damage control and to try to justify (You)rself

I'm getting bored now.

>>377470754
DELETE THIS

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>>377471558
>video games are not video games because I say so
>I'll show him with my meme "(you)'' typing
huh made me think gj /v/

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Its been ages since ive played these but its still an embarrassment

>>377463927
yeah of course you live in san francisco

>>377463927
I want to be angry at you but instead i feel sadness

>>377471707
I'm going to be honest, Creativerse was actually a decent minecraft alternative. it was missing the good pieces but it felt like an attempt. nice to see an autistic gamer! huubluubluu abluu!

>>377471491
Lego LOTR was unironically fun af

I guess I like the simulators a lot because they're honestly really chill and it's easy to relax with them once you know what you're doing. Plus I have a wheel and flight yoke so I get some use out of em

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Spent $200+ on a Kass dakimakura and a pillow for it.

>>377472107
>Birds
>Not the fish

>>377471353
That's my collection of anime VNs. You don't wanna know

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>>377472107
You did a good thing.

>>377463927
cancer

>>377460014
I just sang it after reading your post. The fuck is wrong with you, anon?

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I've spent 30 hours in undertale

>>377461884
>Visual Novels are games

do readers ever make choices in visual novels?
(srs question)

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>>377459887
Last Nintendo game I played was Pokemon Red, yet I am in every Nintendo (Girl) thread and post lewds.

>>377459887
I play for fun

>>377462903
what?

>>377459887
I comment on threads for games that I haven't played, yet pretend that I have.

>>377472512
Yeah, the vast majority of the time they have choices.

>>377467026
I never watched this entire video, I always thought it was a guy just peeking in on a girl masturbating
is this a VR game? for real?

>>377472512
yes, infact most of the time your decisions immensely affect the course of the game

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>>377472208

>>377467173
sleeping dogs is awesome.
so is gtav tbqhwyf

>>377472541
I'm still shocked to find people who stuck with them after the psx came out. They only have a few IPs they use and it's an easy lesson to learn that you can live without them, just takes one generation.

>>377472512
yes, thats the whole point of it being in visual novel format. Otherwise just watch anime or something

Also its to decide who you want to diddle or, if its story oriented, to guide the protag to a happy ending

Seeing this horrorshow of a thread, I'm surprised ANY of you have the gall to call out ANYONE on their bullshit.

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>>377472582

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>>377459887

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I mainly play on a ps4 but i still shitpost about PS4 only having movie games and shitty remasters.

>>377470759
He wouldn't look out of place in a futuristic shooter.
Then again if he was the protag of a shooter you wouldn't need to shoot.

>>377472613
It's a standard VR porn. But since it doesn't have collision some guy with alot space walked outside the house. That's why there's noting outside aside from the tree.

I've got a thousand hours in path of exile and I've never beaten merciless. In my defense, most of it has been leveling as righteous fire in every class and then just stopping for the league when I run out of alts and dousing flasks.

>>377472991
The only reason I call you a sonybro cause you killed a Punisher game
but you're not Sony so you're not to blame

>>377473119
>sonyg g e r becomes sonybro
huh, nice filter

>>377467026
>Those fucking hand gestures
I'm goddamn dying, holy shit.

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>>377472956

>>377459887
I love persona 4 and I hate the whole female cast (except for Elizabeth and Nanako)

>>377468008
>only $60
Fuck those 75% off discounts

>>377459887
I have considered liking video games

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>>377471707
>Unturned
Guess I found something to post. Spent a lot of time fucking around on servers.

>>377472107
Where
I need to know

>>377472603
Hi Francis

>>377473824
He probably meant https://e621.net/post/show/1170404/

>>377459887
I own every single Assassins Creed game to date.
I've only played half of the first one

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>>377474171
lmao, what? Why do you keep buying them?

>>377474286
I honestly don't know. They were on sale.
I keep telling myself I'll play them, but that time never comes.
I have a problem please help

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I fucking hate Zelda

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I'm bad at videogames.

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I've never bought ever once bought a game on steam and only get the via codes if I'm lucky

I don't even play video games anymore yet I browse /v/.

>>377461079
Muh nigga

>>377466352
That's so fucking stupid it's precious.

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I never beat...
Half life 1
OoT
Any 2D Mario except SM2
Any 3D Metroids

I actively try to play indie games over AAAs because I'm disillusioned with the medium, yet I play Dota IMBAon Dota 2 when I'm at a loss for something else to play.

Pic ubrelated

>>377459887
B A D A S S

>>377474171
bro any of the assassin games with Ezio in them are solid fucknig gold, how does this happen.

>>377474685
>last played today
>900 hours on record
...

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Papyrus is easily in my top 3 favorite video game characters

>>377475109
I refuse to play them in any order but release but I fucking hate the first games mechanics.

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I'm the guy who started the Tails thread yesterday

>>377475365
You can skip the first one if you don't like it. It's not super relevant overall.

>>377475234
>that's a secret
Fucking lie

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>>377473085
So. What you're saying is, he is watching himself cuck himself.

I have pretty much zero tolerance for clunky UI's or a lack of polish. If a game doesn't play smooth as fuck, I don't enjoy it regardless of how much merit it has elsewhere.

I realize I've missed out on a lot of good titles over this. I'm okay with it.

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>>377475502
can you give an example of what you consider bad UI or lack of "polish" as you call it, because this may not necessarily be a bad opinion to have. First impressions count for a lot. I've basically refused to buy any title with "Dungeon" in the title unless it impresses me to an insane degree otherwise pic related because it just shows a lack of effort to me.

>>377472641
nice reddit meme
fuck off normie

I thought the Mad Max video game had a good, bleak ending despite the plot just being a training montage.

>>377459887
I try to get into an MMO, but see it as a waste of time and quit. This goes in a vicious cycle.

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>>377467026
My question is how he was able to climb the tree and crawl along the branch like that

>>377475487
if anything none of the games are all that relevant tied together because everything about Desmond was fucking stupid, why they felt like they needed to have some kind of string to connect all of these together rather than just letting us play different assassins through history is beyond me. You'd think keeping shit like the Apple of Eden out of the hands of the bad men would be ample motivation enough.

I thought civ VI would be good, I didn't hate the art style like most and they seem determined to not make a mediocre game that gets better after a bunch of expansions. It wasn't as bad as civ V in the beginning but it's still not that fun. It's a good thing I pirated it first.

>>377475926
That's because they are a waste of time if new content isn't frequent and interesting. Try KoL. It's browser based but the writing can be funny and it's simple enough to put down quick.

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The Last of Us is my favorite game followed by Half-Life 2 and Ocarina of Time.
I've played through Human Revolution five or six times but have no intention of even touching the original.
I love Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask, but can’t stand any other game in the Zelda series. Twilight Princess is alright, though.
I played through DMC1 once and disliked it despite playing through 3 and 4 countless times.
I'm a PC guy but would happily pay for the hundred dollar version of Injustice.
I bought LMAOBox about a month before the big ban because I thought doing exceptionally well would help me get online friends. I have about 3.3k hours in the game overall.
I pretty much exclusively play Mercy/Lucio and mute team/voice chat in Overwatch because it's the only role I'm good at and getting berated by my teammates when I fuck up damages my ego. I managed to make it to Master rank, so I guess I'm doing something right.
The only RE games I've played are 4, 5, 6, and 7
I used cheat engine to get bunch of achievements in Metal Gear Rising to make my friends think I was really good at the game..
I played through FEAR 2 twice but gave on the first one after 2 hours.
The only fighting games I play are Injustice and Marvel Capcom games because I like the characters even though I'm shit at fighting and can't play online because my anxiety goes through the roof.
Never played a Final Fantasy, Witcher, Hitman, Tomb Raider, Crash, Spyro, or Diablo game. I'm sure there's a ton more I can't think of at the moment.
I watch Oney Plays and Super Mega. Also sometimes GG, but only for Danny, Brian, and Barry.
I played through RE7 with all the cheats on and in windowed mode so I could have music/videos on in the background
I write shipping fanfiction

Vanilla Skyrim is fun.

Now that I'm almost in my 30s, I've become more casual.
I no longer have fast reflexes and some games hurt my head or too much stress.
I'm still a completionist but it takes me a lot longer to complete games.
Fuck age.

>>377476121
>I used cheat engine to get bunch of achievements in Metal Gear Rising to make my friends think I was really good at the game.

I can forgive just about everything else on that list because I know that a bunch of autists will call you out for not playing the games earlier in a series even if some of them are clunky as fuck, but caring about achievements, come on man.

I unironically enjoy various free-to-play mobile games, and a free-to-play MMO.

So that I can maintain some pretense of superiority, I never spend money on any of them.

>>377466643
I'll forever be mad at Starboard for not getting a refund. It's annoying that Starboard devs are associated at all with Stardew valley

>>377476121
>he doesn't know about SAM
Confirmed retard

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khurain cases are shit

I do ERP with videogame characters. While I wait I play a game.

>>377468008
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>377476534
Do you edge and usually take like 10 min minimum to write a reply? I miss my irc erp back in the day sometime.

>>377475501
Precisely.

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>>377476613

I thought beating Nioh would give me the nerve to attempt passing central yarnam in Bloodborne
But I still haven't reinstalled it.

I really enjoy Madden, NBA 2k, GTA V, Skyrim

I find many JRPG's so damn boring and uninteresting.

Am I too much of a normal fag to be on this website anymore?

>>377462386
>people actually doing the social links

You guys aren't this gay....right?

>>377475657

I recently picked up the RE1 remaster because RE4 is one of my favorite games and I just couldn't play it. The controls and user interface just felt so counter-intuitive that I gave up after 18 minutes.

>>377476582
Damn nigga.

>>377475501
truly the revolution humanity deserves

>>377476402

You and me, my n-word.

It's especially great if the game has some sort of PvP element and is blatantly P2W, and as a free player you dumpster somebody who dropped a shitload of cash on trying to get free wins. Combat Arms was incredible for that.

I think Postal 2 is a legitimately good game and people never believe me.

I don't seem to enjoy Zelda games. I don't get any farther than the first dungeon before dropping and forgetting the game.

Coming back to older COD games, I don't enjoy them anymore.

Heroes of the Storm has been the only MOBA i've been really interested in so far. The rest seem a bit too complicated.

Similar to some MOBAS, i've always disliked "traditional" fighting games like street fighter and UMvsC3 because I find them to be too complicated. That and I don't want to memorize a shitton of button combinations just to do some moves other than punch and kick.

I consider undertale to be an at least passable game.

>>377461884
KH1 is a bit rough around the edges and made me frustrated a lot of the time (maybe because I sacrificed defense though), but I sitll enjoyed my time with it.

>>377462232
As someone who has never played any persona games, can anyone explain?

>>377468318
It's a good game, /v/ is just retarded.

>>377477623

/v/ is not one person.

Vocal minorities are a thing, especially on /v/.

>>377477218
Nigger nigger KFC nigger

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>>377477717
I love how we've gotten to the point where /v/ gets triggered by not-racism.

>>377478165

Well, not everyone's the kind of person to sit in spawn and build 9% of their ult charge just repeating racial epithets after peeking.

>>377463927
Kill yourself

>>377471040
Get ready to keep waiting because if they'd update Tribes 4 years after it was unprofitable, Smite isn't dying anytime soon..

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>>377477584
Persona is a game where you should focus on the story and the character development. This is especially true in Persona 3 which is regarded as the game with superior characters and storyline. insert onlythelastmonthwasgoodmeme.jpg here .

Instead, in this image, you can see that he basically played the main character solo the whole game (all lvl 99 stats, high level personal who are the most difficult to get). He also did not play the social links, as you can see the names of characters and a set of 10 bars to indicate how many "ranks of friendship" he has with that character.

This is normal on an achievement ng++ run, but never normal for a blind ng.

>>377462232
>lvl 98 Fuuka

Around 3 years ago I was top 50 in the world at a Minecraft FPS minigame

I want to shoot myself.

>>377476582
Is there even a PC community for these games?

>>377463927
seek help, dude
it's an addiction

>>377459887
I've never so much as tried to play the Half-Life series.

...

Dark Souls 2 is my favorite Souls game.

>>377470986
hello Hans

>>377477705
There used to be pretty frequent "fuck CS" threads on /v/, but you're probably right. It is laughable how many people shit in CS and how many of them endlessly defend TF2 despite TF2 being severely casualized version on TFC.

I spent hundreds of dollars on Neopets and Free Realms as a teenager.

I think I still have the mm1 bonus grey bug thing that's worth over 100 USD.

>>377463424
Titanfall 2 isn't on steam?

>>377464696
Easy mode

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>>377472462

I browse the front page of Reddit every day

>>377479847
Origin only.

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I enjoy invading and dropping weapons more than killing in DS3

I actually bought morrowind because of how disappointed I was by Skyrim. Best $20 I've spent

I managed to brick a "new" 3ds even though I followed the guide completely

>>377476582
>All of it is spent making weapon skins

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>>377466352
I couldn't figure it out either so this is my setup.

>>377480000
No wonder the PC release is dead, EA really doesn't get it at all

>>377466352
errr.... anon?
u don't need a fan if the fan is not blowing anything at all..

>>377480634

Seems like leaving all those components exposed would be a bad idea if you have mucus issues.

>>377459887
Fallout 4 is a fine game, and Bethesda are the best western game devs since Valve no longer makes vidya, and everyone else is either too mediocre, or outright terrible.

This is not counting indie games, but most of those are pixel garbage or just shit so it's too wild to even consider at this point.

Jap games are only for a niche American crowd, You're either into Jap games, or not.

>>377474503
Have you played one? Not all Zeldas are great.

>>377480738
Mucus isn't a problem, the roaches are.

>>377480662
Well that fan is actually help the cpu's heat more than anything there, so yeah you need the heatsink fan.

>>377459916
Me too tf

I shitpost games I don't like with intentional misinformation with hopes that idiots will actually believe them and continue to spread that misinformation so actual discussion gets pushed aside. Those games don't deserve anything beyond shitpost threads and idiots on /v/ are the easiest to mislead.

I think Doom 2 is the worst doom game, worse then the original, Doom 64, Doom 3 and the new one

>>377481617
like what how i don't even fucking understand what

I pretend to be a girl when I play Mercy. This includes wearing thigh socks, a wig and a skirt.

>>377481821
shit level design and an overpowered balance ruining new weapon, also chaingunners

I tried playing Morrowind after I enjoyed the hell out of Skyrim. After a few attempts and even using a big unofficial patcher program, I just gave up because the mechanics of the game, and the UI design is fucking abysmal.

I enjoy shitting on /pol/ocks in their bait threads because of how pathetic they are for living in a world where they think everything has a secret agenda to it.

I feel like I'm the only person whose wise enough to learn to stop expecting perfection from everything and just enjoying things for what they are.

>>377480634
>>377466352
How can you be this dumb? You just screw the shit into your case. That's all you have to do.

>>377481848
[spoilers]Are you cute?[/spoilers]

>>377481998
A lot of people shit in Doom 2 but I always felt like it was a good game. Doom 3 is also alright, and the expansion is pretty fun.

>>377479910
Was actually on normal.
Though its not as hard as it looks.
No party members = no weaknesses and less turns for The Reaper for example.
Stronger personas earlier on since the ones you can make are based on your level.

It has its perks basically.

The only fights that were challenging were 3vs1 in Tartarus.
Oh and the Hanged Man shadow took forever due to it respawning the statues after every attack.

>>377482135
> I feel like I'm the only one
What a special snowflake you are, faggot

>>377465660
What a badass.

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>>377477584
>I think Postal 2 is a legitimately good game and people never believe me.

I believe you, anon. I think I had the good fortune of 'progressively discovering' the game world over several playthroughs. The first playthrough I stuck rigidly to the main paths and completed the main missions. Second I upped the difficulty and found a whole lot of secret areas, or places slightly off the beaten path, and went exploring a bit more. The next playthrough I tried postal or insane-o, whatever the second difficulty was. Everyone shooting you on sight with laser accuracy and hitscan weapons/ snap reactions made traversing areas an excercise in getting the full use out of your weaponry, and forming new strategies to safely get from one zone to the next. The single quick save per area was a wonderful addition to the difficulty as well. I learned to love making use of the gas can and the spreading of fire. I also discovered a massive dungeon, Tora Bora or whatever, during that third playthrough. My fourth and final playthrough I played on the highest difficulty, which involved people having special weapons and blowing fucking everything, including themselves and their allies, up. I discovered ANOTHER secret place, the terrorist hideout underneath the convenience store, completely on accident as well.

It was a great game. Kicking grenades at people, setting fire traps, and exploring was an overall great experience.
All while discovering new weapons I enjoyed using (and playing on that mode where weapons had new effects).

>>377459916
>>377481410
Might as well make it a threesome

>>377466352
That processor won't last more than an hour without the heatsink on.

>>377466646
Case?

>>377459916
>gaming secrets
No one cares you fucking homo

I join Citadel Station on an alt ckey in space station 13 for the express purpose of ERP.

>>377482447
I didn't say I am the only one. Just that it feels like it in a board that's never happy with anything.

>>377461884
KH1 is the best in the series and all others are objectively shit (even in terms of combat)

Persona 1 is the best persona game

>>377482881

Honk.

I buy all of Cammy's new clothes on SF5. And I'm actually angry they're not releasing more.

I play SF5, for the matter. That'd be problem enough for most on /v/

>>377482671
Computer case where the mobo is mounted into along with everything else. Depending on mobo size you're looking at dumpster diving for an old one or buying one for about 30 to 50 USD.

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>>377459887
I enjoyed most of the pokemon games that aren't the main ones.

I love the Madden series.

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>>377462232
>soloing on ng
why man

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>>377459887
I sunk 221 hours into this shit game

>>377482270
I've been called cute numerous times on tinder (as a girl ofc).

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>>377459887
I'm a lot more drawn to games with interesting stories and settings than I am to games that are just pure gameplay.
I'm more willing to forgive a game that has bad gameplay but a decent story/atmosphere/etc, than a game that has decent gameplay but a bad story/atmosphere/etc.
Cute boys make everything better.

>>377472727
I read visual novels because I like the longer format of them compared to most anime. Also they can tell stories using controversial themes or experimental methods that you usually don't see in anime. I do like making choices, but that's definitely secondary

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>>377482671
This gave me an extreme kek.

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>>377466352
what the fuck, I just paid a guy to do it when I realized I couldn't be bothered and was too lazy to spend all day on it.

>>377485076
How much did you pay? I would totally just go around and put this shit together for idiots with too much money.

>>377484080
This means next to nothing, men on tinder are beyond thirsty.

>>377485127
50ish bucks at a pc shop, he did such a good job that i have no idea how to even remove anything,he did the whole bells and whistles.

Seriously I'm afraid to touch it.Also this case for some reason has a shield thing over the power supply with the cables coming out of small hole. So how the fuck am I supposed to get to the cables FUCK. but anyway, I'm sure I can do it but anxiety and easily panicked does not make a good pc builder.

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>>377461884
13-2 is a great game. It's the opposite of its predecessor.

I pay money every month for hacks in CSGO. I don't even like the game; I just like the butthurt.

>>377459887
I'm 22 and Skyrim was my first elder scrolls.

>>377480451
you closed the n3ds right

>>377479019
If you can beat the game solo why make it easy with a party

I've never played a Zelda game.

>>377472462
I spent almost half of that time just trying to complete Genocide.

>>377486693
By modern standards you're not missing anything at all

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>>377482935
I actually loved to ERP with a clown on Citadel, too. Hot as fuck.

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>>377467026
Can someone sauce me on whomever is making these videos? His gestures are fucking perfect.

I found the original deus ex boring and too clunky to get into, but I have no problem playing old rpg's like Arcana and have sunk more than 400 hours into about 10 snes games on an emulator

I genuinely enjoy using really OP weapons in multiplayer games, I don't do it all that often, more as occasional treat when I want to feel the butthurt flow

Katawa Shoujo helped me turn my life around and avoid succumbing to my depression, I used to namefag in /ksg/ and can still remember conversations I had with people there

>>377487897
This guy is fucking hilarious

>>377467026
>>377487897

please tell me there are more of these

I bought A Night in The Woods full price on Steam.

>>377463927
Dropped $600 on FEH so far ;-;

I buy Pokemon smut

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I tell all my friends I've beaten Dark Souls 1 but I've only ever gotten as far as Tomb of Giants because everything post-lordvessel is a giant fucking slog

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>>377461884
>>377485463
Can you guys explain to me how you had fun with XIII-2

I love the XIII Trilogy, but I had the least fun with the game.

I don't like how you're limited Paradigm wise with monsters, unless you have to switch and mess with an entire deck of Paradigm Strats (some combinations aren't even possible in XIII-2 anymore)

I also don't like how the puzzles are shoehorned in. Oerba 400 AF with all the Hands of Time made me wanna kill myself.

That and the battle system, while improved, also got hurt because of the open world aspect. Everything dies to Three Commandos, with no strategy going into random fights anymore.

Iunno. I like Lightning Returns a lot more.

>>377466281
So the answer is yes

>>377487897
i hope this is funny

>>377459887
I love PC gaming, but I know nothing about computers.

>>377484095
I don't go quite as far as you, because I can enjoy pure gameplay as well as games with more focus on story, but I definitely really like it when games make an effort to have a good plot. I don't understand people who say stories have no place in games. In fact, I think games have more storytelling potential than every other medium.

I don't play multiplayer for 3 reasons:
1. Pressure to perform saps out the fun
2. Worried I'll do shit and team mates will shit on me
3. Don't want to talk to other people during muh alone time

>>377490424
Are you me?

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>>377490480
No, anon. I am you.

I've never beaten a final fantasy game.

I've almost beat 1, 7, 8, and 9.

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>>377482135
>I enjoy shitting on /pol/ocks in their bait threads because of how pathetic they are for living in a world where they think everything has a secret agenda to it.

until you realize the secret agenda is real, but in your case it'll probably be too late since you're literally a retard.

If you're curious about it there are official conventions signed between the US, the EU, Saudi Arabia and Qatar setting up the islamization of Europe for example.

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>>377459887
I browse and post on SMT threads despite never finishing any of them.

>>377493227
b-but muh poltards and their wacky conspiracies

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>>377490424
You are pathetic.
There is no need to talk, and teammates very rarely comment on how you are playing.

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>>377494361
You are mean, anon.

>>377490424
Its just a game anon,
and if you don't win said game your teammates are going to tell you to kill yourself.
On second thought, fuck those games.

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>>377482135
>I enjoy shitting on /pol/ocks in their bait threads because of how pathetic they are for living in a world where they think everything has a secret agenda to it.
>implying there isn't

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>>377482881
>tfw erp'd on pshome, spacestation 13, dayz and Terra online.
Maybe more games too but i dont remember.

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I've never played a video game developed outside of Asia for longer than 10 minutes, think FPS and open world games are complete garbage, but still pretend I play a lot of them to my online friends

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>>377463927
Sort yourself out

>>377459916
I wish I was gay.

I say I hate BotW even though it's probably my favorite game ever because liking popular things makes me look like a bandwagoner

>>377482881
lol, they permabanned me when i showed up and said "what the hell does this have to do with system shock?"

>>377486350
The reason he's so strong is because he neglected every aspect of the game bar combat. The game can still be challenging with a full party. Also it's boring just playing as one dude.

>>377459887
I use cheat engine to play games on 2x speed

>>377479968
I'm sure you're not the only one on /v/ doing that.

But as long as you can keep saying "fuck off reddit" to random anons on a regular basis, you're in the clear.

>>377482917
>kh2fm is worse than kh1
You don't even deserve a shitty paint bait image

>>377459916
I wish i was gay so i could enjoy all those delicious looking cocks.

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I went through the effort of making a 3ds theme for my waifu.

>>377499956
I'm going to fap to your waifu now

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>>377500027
it's okay she was already Pontiff Sulyvahn's slut anyway

>>377482671
metal gear?

I like open world games.

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I unironically think Caesar's Legion is the best option in New Vegas for the Wasteland's future

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If I get killed in a bullshit way in any online multiplayer I cup my hands and fire a Kamehameha at the other players name on the scoreboard in anger

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>>377500312
Chris chan?

>>377479968
There's absolutely nothing wrong with browsing Reddit. It's posting like a virtue signalling faggot and ranting about pop-culture politics that becomes met with hostility, and rightfully so.

>>377484080
>tinder
No on fucking cares you 4/10 cunt

>>377459887
I don't play video games, I just like them as a medium.

im a ubisoft cuck. cant help but love siege and for honor

>>377500275
The Legion in its current form is financially impossible to sustain.

>>377467026
>>377487897
>those fucking gestures
what possessed him to make these?

>>377501260
the spectre of communism

Nostalrius wasn't like Vanilla.
No server will ever be due to the fact that everybody got guides and addons as well everybody knows what the fuck they are doing now.

I didn't play on Nostalrius and I won't play on Vanilla private servers for just this reason.

I haven't finished any final fantasy game, never got all the hype