Why is she so thirsty for Gabriel's dick?

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>>377446221
better question is why is there unlockable heroes using in game currency that directly affects the multiplayer in a 60 dollar title?

>>377446578
DoW 3 is shit

>>377446720
>why is the game so unbalanced?
>why are there only like 3 maps to play on?
>why doesn't it have a fullscreen mode?
>why is there no music in multiplayer?
>why can my army get wiped at the push of a button in tier 1?
>who what where why?

this game was pretty shit actually. the warhammer license is doomed to have shit entries forever if they can't even get dawn of war 3 right

>>377446221
all eldar women lust for Big Human Cock

>>377446578
for a minute I thought you were talking about battleborn because that did the same exact thing

>>377446221
What I learned from the whole Yvraine shit on /tg/ is, that she probably isn't and it's only your fanfiction.

>>377446221
It's the Emperor's gift to all women, as commanded by Big Papa Smurf.
Gabriel was just ahead of the curve.

>>377446578
At least you get a lot of skulls by completing the sigleplayer.
>>377447040
As far what I watched on LPs.
>why is the game so unbalanced?
Typical Relic
>why are there only like 3 maps to play on?
There are 8, without counting the mods
>why doesn't it have a fullscreen mode?
Fuck if I know.
>why is there no music in multiplayer?
I saw some videos of MP matches with in-game music, but at really low volume.
>why can my army get wiped at the push of a button in tier 1?
You suck?

And before anyone calls me a shill, I am kinda dissapointed with DoW 3 and sad that the next 40K threads on /v/ will be for the most part DoW 3 haters circlejerking each other.
>>377447508
Still mad about that Love Can Bloom video?

>>377446221
because Macha doesn't want to keep going on as a virgin

>>377449357
Someone on /tg/ posted that the official novel (yes, it exist) was shipping her with Ronahn. It is bullshit or not?

>>377446578
overwatch openened the floodgates

>>377449845
Explain. And without memes.

>>377449845
...no it didn't? all heroes are available in overwatch asshole did you even youtube it?

>>377447040
relic is a defunct studio that under-delivered in every possible way

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>>377446221
Why is she so smug all the time?

>>377451980
Jesus Christ, what an abomination.

>>377451980
It is natural from the eldar to be prideful jerks. Then again, almost everyone important on 40K has his head shoved in their own arse.

>>377452153
Did you want to people stop looking the eldar as possible waifus? THAT'S WOT YA GET!

>>377452185
Kharn's a pretty cool guy

>>377452582
t. Khorne
Everyone else hates him, even others khornates.

>>377446221
Farseer taldeer was a lot cuter, this one looks like a dork

>>377452902
>Reminder that there is not an official art of Taldeer without a helmet.