>difficulty: on/off
>>377439606
>gameplay: OFF
>>377439606
>Anti-aliasing
>yes/no
Literally never happened.
/Thread
>same thread every day: yes/yes
>>377439606
>>377439669
name a single game that has this and post photographic evidence
>>377439686
>cucking your own ass
niggle figgle
>>377439683
Bullshit. Name 10000 games.
>difficulty: left/right
>Anti Aliasing: on/off
>>377439606
>motion blur: high quality/low quality
>DoF: high quality/low quality
>forced memes
>high/low
>>377440094
High please.
>toggle fullscreen: easy/normal/hard
>>377440125
THAT ISN'T ON OR OFF IT'S PHOENIX YOU MEMEFAG
>audio settings
>subtitles: on/off
>>377440380
>subtitles: high quality/low quality
>>377439683
Didn't dark souls have that
>>377440434
>no holeguy or milhouse
fucking newfag
>>377439730
Nier Automata literally has automatic mode
>>377439683
>resolution
>on/off
>>377440563
Milhouse isn't a meme
>>377440509
>>377439683
>>377439859
the only alternative is off
>press jump to jump
>>377440705
>mfw I'm the newfag
>antialiasing
>casual/regular/heroic/hardcore/nightmare/impossible
>Settings
>sfx/voice/bgm volume
>subtitles on/off
>invert X/Y axis
>end of settings
>volume
>Loud/Not as Loud
>>377440952
>invert X axis
Is there anyone whi actually inverts the x axis?
>>377440468
>>377440953
>volume: too quiet/inaudible
>Gamma
>Yes/no
>>377441149
>not inverting the Z axis
>>377439606
>>377439940
>>377440165
post more of these fucking dogs
>Tilt the mouse to dodge Joker's gunfire!
>>377439957
>Scoops: 1/2
>>377441341
>controller deadzone
>yes
>>377441341
What the fuck does the voice change option do in NieR Automata
>>377441295
>He doesn't invert the time axis
Fucking plebs all of you
calle calle
>>377441427
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
but I'll settle for
>scoops: 4/8/CMON
i fucking hate chihuahuas
>>377439730
P4AU's story mode and I think Blazblue CF's too.
>resolution
>best/original
>shadows
>high/off
>>377441679
why anon?
>>377440705
But "Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme
>game console
>on/off
>Graphics: 3D/2D
>Game
>On/Off
I don't understand
>controls
>yes/no
>>377441868
They literally are rats made to look like dogs and then hopped on meth till they become little more than hysterical barking shit machines
>>377442118
what do you expect when you let mexicans practice eugenics?
>controls
>it's a slider
Where the fuck are the mods? Fuck off to /b/ you fucking retards
>>377441679
they're cool, dog. all small and innocent, like a girl.
>option:yes/no/maybe/idk/can you repeat the question
>>377442294
HATE CHIHUAHAUA
>>377442082
Prison Architect?
>>377442638
>option: you're not the boss of me now
>Controls
>Mouse
>On/OffGothic was better with keyboard
>>377442668
>>377442624
>innocent
>>377442580
>>377442580
>shitposting: yes/very yes
>>377442624
lol
i get it
>Options Menu: On/Off
>>377442770
>adopt gay abused dogs
>surprised when they're mentally ill
get it as a puppy, dummy
>i went to this whorehouse, can you BELIEVE they didn't have any virgins!?
>>377439730
Mass Effect 3
>>377442940
>>i went to this whorehouse, can you BELIEVE they didn't have any virgins!?
People pay very good money for virgins in whorehouses
>>377442940
It's actually a guy who works for an animal shelter/adoption halfway house. Who regularly posts threads of all the deranged chihuahuas he gets on /an/
>>377442770
All dogs are bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZHx4Q8Zrhk
dog attacks its owner
>>377443221
>America
>>377442476
this actually happens and i can't understand why
>>377443221
t. never owned a dog
>>377444105
Not an argument. You wouldn't eat shit just because somebody told you you might like it.
>>377444221
Don't assume things you know nothing about.
>>377443221
>All dogs are bad.
All about how you raise them. Dogs can can grow to love you and show affection unlike cats that only care about themselves.
>>377443553
M-maybe it's for sensitivity?
>>377442082
AOE 2 HD?
>>377445141
there's just multiple preset control options and no way to bind the keys yourself. i think that shitty truck runner game had this problem for me. the forums are littered with people asking why the fuck the run button (one of the face buttons) is impossible to hit while turning (using the right stick) and how is there no option that makes sense.
I worked for a vet about 8 years, I love dogs and cats, but some breeds are definitely more of a pain than others and tend to be harder to handle. A lot of small dogs, chihuahuas, shih tzus, and occasionally schnauzers tended to be biters or problematic. In terms of larger dogs Shar pei, Chow, and mixes containing those breeds had a tendency to be aggressive. Probably one of the most surprising ones I'll mention are german shepherds, if trained properly they're usually fine, but I've run into a lot of neurotic shepherds, one of the worst dogs I've ever had to deal with was a crazy aggressive shepherd.
Why are smaller dogs so much more of a problem than big dogs? not meming i wanna know
>Fragment shaders: on/off
>>377441578
It's like a voice distortion thing.
>>377446040
worst bath i ever gave was to a crazy shephard, i think it was the only one where it was agreed that the dog cant get another bath at my work unless the parents somehow train him to not freak out. the most spoiled dog i ever met was a samoyed, but i think thats just the owners and not the breed
>>377446781
theyre small and scared, in their minds they've gotta be loud and aggressive to keep shit away from them so theyre not killed. there could be other reasons, too
Fucking chihuahuas are the devil's breed. My landwhale cousin has one and the fuck face rat dog would not. stop. barkin. ever.
>>377446781
Their owners spoiler them and treat them like little babies, so they always turn into unruly shits
>>377446781
They're not.
>>377439606
>Auto-Graphics settings menu
>Low
>Medium
>High
>ULTRA
>>377448621
>Extreme
>game decides to be wacky and not state literally what the difficulty is
>>377442770
more
>>377440590
No wonder it was so popular on /v/
>>377450076
Would it matter? Most games don't even bother telling you what the difficulty changes (e.g. just boosting enemy health and damage versus changing AI behavior) so it's not like it's obsificucating anything
>Extreme
>European Extreme
>>377450076
>Kids
>Adults
>Kids is just Normal difficulty
>Mouse sensitivity: on/off
>>377447529
I had a case just like that, the owners wanted us to bath their german shepherd, the thing was the dog wouldn't even let us put a muzzle on, trying to handle him he was incredibly aggressive, we were only able to give him a bath after it took us two hours of trying to sedate him. We told them we can't bathe him anymore after that. He was awful, he was fine otherwise when being let outside and whatnot, but handling him he acted like an idiot.
>>377439606
>Fullscreen: 0%-100%
>>377444727
How is this relevant to the thread at all
>>377452384
OP started with a picture of a dog, and other anons began to discuss dogs. try reading the thread, nigger
>>377452606
>OP used a reaction image so I must attentionwhore with pictures of my fucking dogs
Why are petfags like this
I see this in so many threads
>>377442770
i really like /an/ but i cant browse it because of spoopy spiders on the front page :^(
>change graphic setting
>restart required
>text speed (0-10)
>0 is fastest
>>377452697
they belong to 3 separate people all of which are not me
>ultra settings (not recommended)
>apply
>>377441427
THIS ISN'T FUNNY
IT'S NOT FAIR THAT DROMPFL GETS MORE SCOOPS
>>377439691
>I browse every day therefore everyone else does check
>no option to disable motion blur
>>377446781
Biologically they are aware that they are visibly feeble compared to other dogs, so they try to seem more agressive, pretty basic concept tbqh
>>377444221
I hate beta dog owners. Most are incompetent fools who can't control their dogs and for some reason keep yelling at them with no effect for years and years. It makes me want to go up to them and show how its done, but it would be quicker and easier to just shoot them. Even law enforcement would turn a blind eye towards this removal of a societal menace. When a dog does finally go berserk and managed to attack someone, they think they can get away with it by just saying sorry. No, fuck you, either assume control or don't be a dog owner, period. If I didn't have good reflexes, I would have gotten my calves bitten off several times over and my own dog severely hurt.
t. runner with dog
>>377453783
>games video options consists almost entirely of presets
>dab is bound to C
>>377439606
>Unlock all rooms: yes/no
>>377441341
My dogger did that face once, and I got a picture.
>Press to skip cutscene
>Cutscene is hidden loading screen
>Nudity: on/off
>Blood color: red/green
>Green is default
>Graphics: On/Off
>>377441614
>scoops: 2
>>377439606
>fun: off
>Off: on/off
Difficulty: Easy / Hard
Which one faggot?
>knock on the door
>no way to know if start will pause the cutscene or skip it except to try
Inverse controls: On/off
>on
>>377458623
Always hard.
Normal is only acceptable if you are playing for the story and it doesn't lock any of the story behind hard mode.
Easy is never acceptable and I fully endorse developers openly shaming people in their games for choosing easy mode.
Insane/ realistic/ master etc are optional since I know a lot of games with an uber difficulty like to pull that shitty "enemies just have stupid amounts of health" or "enemies all insta kill you" shit, the latter of which fucking sucks in FPSs.
>Motion Blur: High/Low
>no option to turn off
>>377458774
>set X axis to "not inverted"
>start game
>X axis is inverted
Is it so hard to understand that non-inverted X = pressing left moves your view left?
>Invert X and Y: on/off
>>377453176
>>377441427
>>377439957
>shit forced memes: off
>>377458963
>invert X and Y: (unavailable on Nvidia GPUs)
>anti aliasing: fxaa/off
>>377440775
>please adjust
>>377459196
>anti aliasing: 4x/2x
>auto:on/off
>It's a fighting game
>memes: low/medium/high/ultra
>sound: easy/medium/hard/off
>>377459196
>anti aliasing: fxaa, msaa, txaa
>no smaa/ssaa
>>377443221
>videogame
>on / off
>>377456295
holy kek
>parent
>single/single
>>377460439
>christmases: 1/2
>>377441435
do not abuse the doggos
>Color Filter
>It's a slider of 1-5
>graphics settings: on/UDP/TCP/off
>safety on/off
>>377456295
Fukken saved
>Difficulty: Very Easy/Easy/Normal/Very Normal/Hard/Very Hard
>>377452890
>change audio volume
>restart required
>>377458623
What game am I playing? I know most action games are balanced for hard mode, and Bethesda games are a snooze on anything less than Hard. Conversely, Bayonetta is hard enough on Normal, and I really don't feel the need to play it on Hard.
>>377441341
graphics: lowest, lower, low, medium, high, higher, highest, ultra, max, maxer, maxest, maxed
>>377439606
>>377439940
>>377440165
>>377441564
>>377461475
>>377461557
These have me laughing way more than they should.
graphics: small/large
>>377461765
>>377461475
>choose very normal
Post processing: on/off
>>377439669
>>377462512
jesus christ i've seen some reddit autism in my day but this takes the cake
>>377439669
>gameplay: UNDERTALE
>no option to disable chromatic aberration
>>377462617
What's wrong with it other than that he likes gone home? I don't think there's anything wrong with getting what you want out of a singleplayer game, or for games developed for story rather than gameplay
>>377444221
that cat has a good soul, a brave hero cat
>>377462772
you can't call it a videogame if all you do is watch and listen. this is why I don't call Life Is Strange a videogame at all, and rather an interactive movie. fucking point and click adventures are more video game-y than LIS
>>377461880
>enemy AI: small/large
>>377462912
Wow if only there were a word for interactive movies huh bub
Oh wait a sec
>>377458623
Hard unless it's turn-based trash.
>>377458623
>No girl will ever look at you like this
Why even live?
>invert Y axis
>casual/easy/normal/hard/hardcore
>Visual options
>Lube: on/off
>>377439683
>Game is from 2008
>Doesn't have anti-aliasing at all
>If you kill him, you'll be just like him!
>>377439730
> "Having trouble? Press X to skip to the next part of your mission."
>>377448621
>its a console port so you have to edit the .ini file for actual ultra graphics the devs locked so PS4 players wouldn't threaten to boycott their next game
>>377463952
>immediately kill the person who says this
>>377443142
That's one of the most pathetic pictures I've ever seen
>>377439683
>>377439859
gamedev here
what are some good settings etiquette for graphics/controls/audio/etc?
>aim assist: on
>there is no off
>>377441341
>>377466462
>Edge
>not On
wow stop posting anytime
>>377439859
I'll do you one better
>>377467264
i dont like black outlines on everything. different strokes for diferent blokes.
>>377461796
Sure why not
I understand
OK
Sounds good
OK
OK
Thanks for coming
>>377466785
Do your fucking research fellow gamedev. Dont you even play vidya?
>>377466785
open up any TotalBiscuit video and list all his complaints
>Rumble: On / More On
>>377468545
no I'm in it for the fucking money you faggot you guys will take anything with a titty on it so I might as well have graphic options that even a retard will understand so they can get their HD titty as HD as possible on the $5,000 machine their community college pell grant got them
So long as I got "thicc" crap on screen then I'm rolling in bux and i at least wanna make sure the colorblind fuck that plays my game can decipher when the succubus is oozing literal radioactive green goo from her vagina and not menstrual blood
the more boners the better and having a menu that even a retard can understand is better when half of your malnourished body's blood is in your stiffy
>>377466785
Keep it simple but include an advanced tab that lets you change EVERYTHING, the casual won't be intimidated when they want to change simple settings and people who care will go to advanced and be joyed at all the options to fine tune things.
>particle effects: low/med/high/bulky
>motion control onahole feature: on/off
>>377466785
options options options. the more the better.
>>377441341
>>377450614
PAL (European) releases of Metal Gear Solid 1 were 1000x harder than the NTSC (American) release, and the theme started there
>>377463901
And yet San Andreas did. It's fucking retarded.