STEAM IS DEAD PANIC

GABEN TOOK OUR MONEY AND RAN

works for me

I noticed this too.

It's probably Drumpf trying to censor us

>>377436476
down for me

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and I was about to buy Endless Space 2, fuck

I was trying to launch civ V but it kept telling me to install it PANIC

down here as well :/

it's reddit then

WTF MY STEAM WALLED JUST GOT DRAINED?!

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Looks like Origin wins again

get fucked Steam fags

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>>377436396

New Steam hack 2017?

TWO SCOOPS?!

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>>377436396
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nvm fixed it

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BATTLE.NET PROVEN TO BE THE SUPERIOR PLATFORM

NO WONDER DESTINY 2 IS GOING TO BE A BATTLE.NET EXCLUSIVE

UNLINK YOUR CREDIT CARDS, BOYS

>>377436624
origin has no games

my balance is gone

rip

ands you retards wanted trump in office

he killed net neutrality and now this shit can happen

good fucking job

it's DEAD

>>377436624
origin gets bombed on a weekly basis

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>>377436690

FOUR

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guess I'll wait

pmed the fix

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>Tfw you stole everyone's balance

(heavy load)

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STEAM JUST STARTED DOWNLOADING CHILD PORN ONTO MY PC
WHAT THE FUCK GABEN

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>Rising storm 2: Vietnam at 98% downloaded
>Steam dies

same here I was gonna buy all the Talos Principle DLC in the sale and then shit went offline, fucking gaben

Who wants to bet me that Valve got hit my WannaCrypt?

everything is dead

>>377436624

only EA games thrive on Origin, it's literally a circlejerk platform, for everything else is a dead end with no chance of success

>>377436754
ShariaBlue plzgo

>>377436710
if they add fucking destiny before d2 or wc3 to the launcher I will become salt incarnate.
Fuck just let me replace wow ow hs and sc2 with d1 d2 wc3 and scbw

>>377436845
>Downloading a game you can't play

Why? The closed beta ended a while ago.

Works on my PC :)

WannaCry?

>>377436396
it goes offline like once every week for a few minutes

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STEAM IS DOWN? ARE YOU SRS?!

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it's friday, why don't you go take your gf out instead

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>>377436870
ME TOO SOON HAHAHA

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>>377436396

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>>377436729
>He uses credit cards on Steam
>He doesn't jusy buy cards at the store to redeem to wallet

Feels good not having my information online

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the fuck are you niggers talking about steam store is running just fine for me

>PSN goes down once
>AHHAHAHA SONYGGERS BTFO
>steam goes down every week
>....

PC MASTER RACE
>PC MASTER RACE
PC MASTER RACE
>PC MASTER RACE
PC MASTER RACE
>PC MASTER RACE
PC MASTER RACE
>PC MASTER RACE
PC MASTER RACE
>PC MASTER RACE
PC MASTER RACE
>PC MASTER RACE
PC MASTER RACE
>PC MASTER RACE
PC MASTER RACE

>tfw asked friend something important right before it went down
>he was tired and is probably going to go to sleep so I have to wait until tomorrow for an answer now
>assuming he we even remember the context because steam logs may not show all the relevant messages

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>decide to stop using absolute cancer discord
>steam goes down 20 minutes later

This is God testing me, I know it.

Finally
Steam should die

>>377436858
THEY RUN THEIR SERVERS ON DEBIAN YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS FUCKING IDIOT I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE FOR BEING SUCH A POINTLESS RETARDED FUCK

FUCK YOU

haha works on my 1080

Works on my machine

Well, the community does anyway.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198323193652/

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inb4 steam is infected with wannacry, then downloads it onto our systems

this would never happen r-right guys?

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>>377436690

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>>377436938
>Works on my PC :)

GUYS MY STEAM JUST STARTED POSTING ADS FOR FALLOUT 4 UNDER MY NAME ON THE STEAM FORUMS AND NOW IT'S HACKING MY COMP-

Hey guys, sorry, got a little worked up there. Everything is fine. Anyways, have any of you guys heard of this great game called Fallout 4™?

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>psn is still working
Inferior PCbabies BTFO

it says "very slow" for the steam store when i checked it just now, could it be getting fixed now?

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What the fuck, steam has literally never been down before. Is this the end?

lol ill go bang my girlfriend then

>>377437121
Hell no, too much security

>>377437118
>There was an error communicating with the network. Please try again later.

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>>377437086

>>377437121
if you updated windows you wouldnt have to worry about this

smash your computer with a hammer you have no right to own one

Can you post your specs?

I PM'd all the cool people the fix ;)

>>377436970
Because I talk to my GF on Steam. Because we go to different schools.

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>>377436396
is it fixed yet?

>>377436970
>gf

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Posting in this thread because I CAN'T FUCKING PLAY MY VIDEO GAMES.

>>377437245
But anon how can you PM us if its down?

>>377436624
The thing is even if Origin goes down for few hours, there a good chance no one will notice.

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>>377437179
You're making it too obvious
You will have to be terminated

Goddamn it my RS2 update had a few minutes left

>>377436970
>4chan
>gf

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Gaben's wife's son here

I can confirm mom accidentally tripped over a wire while sucking nigger cock at the data center

>>377437080
are you ok

but yeah you're right it now that I think about it. Could be another ransomware tho, would be hilarious

>>377437262
FONT

Guys what the fuck I just got an email saying my password has been reset

blizzards servers are also down?

ITS BACK!
HALLELUJAH!

>>377436742
>he killed net neutrality
But he hasn't. Pretty sure the House doesn't have enough bribed plants to let it pass, same with SOPA and TPP.

Also no NN only means websites and ISP's can jew you over anything, still shitty as fuck but this blackout isn't an example of it.

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>>377436845
nice job kamerad

>>377436929
The open beta just started you dense motherfucker

Steam is back up BTW

WE'RE BACK ONLINE BOYS

>>377437364
thx for letting us know lil tyrese

>>377436929
There's a new Open Beta starting today. Keep up, grandpa.

>>377437478
lies
FILTHY
FUCKING
LIES

>>377437365
FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU FUCKING INBRED SMASH YOUR COMPUTER AS WELL YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING IDIOT TO OWN ONE


WE NEED COMPUTING LICENSES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW TOO MANY FUCKING RETARDS LIKE THAT GUY


FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>377437416
LIAR!

It's fine guys I fixed it

>>377436970
whats a gf

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whoever killed me in player unknown broke steam.

fucking faggot

We are back online, thanks for the tip guys.
Also, no credit card information has been stolen from our servers.
t. gabe

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drumpf

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>Go into offline mode
>Still can't play anything from the past few years because of fucking Denuvo
God damn it.
Am I going to have to start downloading cracks for all of my completely legit games? Is this what publishers want?

>>377437440
are you retarded? they dont fucking need the house or the senate they just need the vote from the FCC that has already happened thats it

>>377437542
NO FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR COCK AND KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME!!!!!!

CUT MY STORE INTO PIECES

>>377437205
Ah, young and naive anon. I remember when I bought my Fallout:New Vegas, back in the day. It was my very first game on Steam. During the download Steam went down for like 4 hours. Didn't buy a Steam game for next half a year.

>>377437630
>2017
>paying with credit card

Americans are so fucking stupid it hurts physically.

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GUYS ITS NORMAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>steamstat dot us
>Steam Community: Market Failure

we are back in action boys

>>377437648
I am the senate.

>>377436970
Friday is my day away from her.

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>connects

>>377436624
Don't worry, anon, you will surely get the karkland

>>377437245
obviously not, you forgot me

>>377437632
FUCK DRUMPF
#IMPEACH
#NOTMYPRESIDENT

>>377437647
it's back up, literal server restart
also
>denuvo stopping offline play
I can confirm it does not do this as I was just playing Nier A 5 minutes before the servers came back up easily.

It's back.

Guys check your friend lists

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have no fear my brethren this is just a routine maintence check hired by the best money could buy from kindergarten

>>377437618

Guardian Forces (GF) are the summoned creatures of Final Fantasy VIII used by junctioning them to a character.

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aaaaaaaaand its back

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>>377437648
That wouldn't be eno-
>look up recent news

Dear god, no.

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Right now I feel my PS4 holding me like King regis held sasuke. It provides safety amidst this chaos.

>>377437802
Good for you
For me denuvo randomly decided it's time to check in

IM IN HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>377436710
>Destiny 2

Battle.net confirmed for next

You guys are the worst.
>"STEAM IS FUCKING DOWN"
>5 minutes later
"k its back"
>repeat every month

WTF MY BANK ACCOUNT IS EMPTY WTF WTF THERE ARE SO MANY STEAM CHARGES I HAD LIKE 300 GRAND WTF STEAM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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HELP

>>377436710
You mean the Blizzard platform right :^)

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Come back steam!

Most of my friends list is still offline

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WE'RE BEING ROBBED, GABES TAKEN EVERYTHING AND RAN

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>Rising Storm 2 beta comes back online
>LOL STEAM IS DED

FUCK. YOU. GABEN.

I NEED MY NAM FIX!

>>377437990
still down for me, it now says its doing maintenance wtf

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it works for me

>>377437875
top kek

wtf? how is this allowed? Only PSN should be going down.

>>377437364
wouldn't it be cold in there?

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>>>/vg/rs2g

WE'RE BACK BABY

>>377438102
They got hit by russian ransomware and now gaben is checking the bitcoin conversion rate

>>377436845
>Operation Babel at 60%
>Steam dies
God fucking damnit, I wanted to maky a full party of lolis in swimsuit.

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I should be getting double the speed right now, FIX IT GABE

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NONE

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>>377436997
>using fiat currency
>ever

>>377436970

dear diary today anon thought I have a gf. today was a good day.

>>377436396
Meh I don't use steam and never will

>>377436970
>gf
Do you seriously want the people in /v/ to have a "girlfriend"? No, their 10-year-old's wife daughter doesn't count.

>>377436970
She's pretty. I'd go to lunch with her

>>377436970
>having a qt gf that loves you and doesn't use you for anything but your personality
what are you? normal?

>having a qt gf
what are you? inhuman?

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>>377438335
lol keep up bro

;_;

>>377438467
I just got gigabit installed tuesday :)

>>377438410
>piratecuck

works for me :^)

>>377438345
how the fuck else am i suppsoed to fuckng eat? cause im pretty hungry and JUSTIN ROILAND IS A COMPLETE HACK WITH 0 TALENT AND I CANT FIGURE OUT WHY NO ONE HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT HIM BUT NICE THINGS HE IS ONE OF THE WORST VOICE ACTORS EVER AND HAS FAR MORE SUCCESS THAN HE EVER DESERVED HOLY FUCK I HATE HIM

>>377438438
whats wrong with changing your name now and then?

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>>377438410
NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR STUPID OPINION YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Thread is kill coz steam is up

>>377436710
>what kinda games you want senpai? we got orcs and cartoon girls

>tfw got off of work and wanted to go hang with friends
>Text 3 different friends and none even bother to respond
>finally just say fuck it and go home to play vidya games
>steam is now

F-friday night mother f-fucker...haha...

>>377438538
>>377438618
Chill, anons. I just wanted to be with you in your time of pain. I can access my entire library at any time

>>377436396
W-wait. Does this mean I'm a free man now?

>>377436970
Why would I want to take my Gluten Free out?

gf means gluten free, right?

IT'S FUCKING DOWN AGAIN

FUCKING PANIC

>>377438772
>he doesn't take his GF out
enjoy your cancer nerd

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Works for me.

>>377438820
works for me :)

Twerks for free

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>>377438410
>Meh I don't use steam and never will

I only have steam for dotto. Everything else is fitgirl/fitMarkCerny.

Books are from trees.

>>377436396
>steam is dead because it has some issues for the last 2 and a half days
stop skipping school

>>377438745
Nope, it's back online - press continue.

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>>377438438
>not changing your name to grief occasionally

can somebody send me the fix for steam being down? pls pm me.

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>Keylogged password from Steam database administrator
>Log on and casually start browsing database to see what it looks like
>Suddenly all Steam services go down
>Now my login no longer works

They SHUT IT DOWN. I was just looking around!

>>377438573
>>377439024

Thanks for letting us know to avoid you.

>>377439114
Keeping the same name for long periods of time means you're an attention whoring faggot. Nice try.

>>377436479
RUSSIAS HACKING THE GLOBAL INTERNET

>>377436396
twitter is fucky as well, Is it trump cracking down? or just pure coincidence

This thread is LITERALLY fake news

>>377436970
Because I'm getting extremely bored of her and can't find a way to break up with her. So distancing sounds like the bests and easiest option. It would be easier if I could play some CSGO to take my mind off of it

>>377439175

> being this retarded

Thanks for letting us know to avoid you.

IT JUST WERKS (for me)

it's already back up

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Maybe we are the ones that are down and not steam ?

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>>377437632
>>377437775
>>377436479
Former Drumpf supporter here, no but in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the Steam gift card codes.

>>377436479
Are you saying he's trying for a third scoop?

werks on my machien

>>377439280
boi, serious as fuck advice, don't. I get you, I KNOW you, I was there; don't. Go hug her, fuck her, whatever for 3~4 days a week, rest just do whatever

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>>377439728
THRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!

YOU'RE OUT OF LINE YOU GRINKLE GORTZ RUSSIAN COCK SUCKING FAGGOT RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>377436815
hope you appreciate my 1 cent contribution : ^)

>>377437205
underage b&

Rocket League has been, more or less, up for the last 3h, which is rather rare.

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>>377436970
>gf

RIP master race

Is this gong to be the excuse for Steam to charge $50 a year for online?

>They need the money to prevent outages!

>>377436452
>gaben
>ran
Good one.

>>377438438
How do you avoid collecting cards if the damn things just appear in your inventory?

>>377441669
Just sell them, it's a nice way of getting a little extra in your wallet.

Did GabeN ate the cables again?