ITT vidya characters who look just like you

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>>377428940

>>377428940
He's actually really handsome

>>377428940
i wonder where he is now in life

those are some dick sucking lips

>>377428940
He's cute! CUTE!

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me on the right

>>377429000
>>377429550
London?

>>377429919
no way fag

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me on the left

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It's like seeing myself in the mirror.

>>377429231
you look like a boomerang?

>>377430154
Never saw this edit. Can i save it?

>>377430294
nu-male lol

>>377428940
yeah okay hes handsome but I would not want to be near him, damn

>>377430354
Take it, it's all yours, my friend.

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me on the right

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me on the right

>>377430154
h-he's big

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>>377428940
Pretty sure that's Lewis from BrainScratchComms

>>377428940
When will BSC just get rid of Ted and Ryan? I just want to hear this autist sperg at Johnny for 5 hours about useless details.

>>377430689
Me on the left then.

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just with brown hair

>>377428940
That's Lewis from BSC
He used to be a cool nerd before he turned into an SJW cuck

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Everyone says my hair makes me look like a mushroom

what chars have blue eyes brown hair and a big square face

>>377429176
Where he's been for the past 8 years
Commenting on vidya with BrainScratchComms on youtube

>>377431736
Is that fucking Ted?

>>377431690
Cocks.

>>377431702
minecraft steve

>>377431856
that works

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I look like male version of Heather.

>>377431832
It's Lewis
He got fat like Ryan

>>377431096
Lewis didn't age well


>>377431172
Ryan's cool. Ted is an obnoxious millennial and he's always been one...at least he's not Amanda but still(I would replace him with FTA though)

Lewis used to be funny but nowadays he's just annoying and talks way too much.
I miss it when he just made random sonic references

>>377431854
You know the drill.

>>377431832
Ted joined in like 2011 or 2010...I forgot
BSC started in 2009

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>>377428940

>>377432014
>Lewis
Shut up

>>377432135
>majority of /a/ and /v/

>>377432014
>He got fat
>He turned into an SJW cuck because of his gf
>He takes himself so seriously now with his long-winded analysis when before he was self-aware and constantly made sonic reference
Where did it all go wrong?

>>377432298
The Sonic Forces reaction video was fucking painful

>>377428940
guys got some nice fuckin hair not gonna lie

none come to mind but I've been told I look like (and act) like Micheal C. Hall's Dexter character.

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From the neck up and when I can be bothered to shave, anyway. I looked the part more when I was 18 than I do now over half a decade later. I was never very muscular, though. Either skinny af or having rolls.

>>377432065
>Amanda

Jesus, don't remind me.

I stopped watching years ago when I realized the only worthwhile one was Johnny, and he has his own channel.

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pic related

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For me it's Kefka

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>>377433719
wait a minute..

What vidya characters have messy brown hair, brown eves, and a round jaw?

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>>377434068
close enough i guess

>>377429231
Can I be your Keith and penetrate you with my game

>>377434209
That works.

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>>377434381
Stay the fuck away

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me on the left

>>377434602
Back to the Electrosphere with

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I fucking love pancankes

>>377434068
Kawakami's teacher forme is kinda that.

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I look like a generic videogame protag

>>377433504
I stopped watching years ago too
They just stopped being fun

Johnny was never my favorite
BSC on their prime was all about Ryan and Lewis

>>377436571
Fuck off, Chad.

>>377432065
Anyone in the world could be replaced by FTA
Except Smoovies

>>377428940
He does look like Leon though. I also seems to have decent taste

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>>377438523
>I

>>377434564
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>>377429202
probably trannies

>>377437787
t. beta

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>>377428940
The resemblance is uncanny.

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>>377428940

Like one of the zombies in Fallout.

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>>377428940
Mommy's here

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Or any other creepy Sadako-esque character.

>>377439159

Hm. Yes. I completely believe you. Really.

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>>377439306
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>>377439159
>cowtits

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>>377428940

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>>377439770
>homosexual

>>377439306
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>>377439159
post your tits or gtfo

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>>377439770

>>377433636
I love her

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Only not as bald.

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>>377428940

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>>377439912
>not being gay

Any characters with a big nose and black long hair and a boy?

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>>377440110
Walter?

>>377429550
Hey cutie

>>377429374
You're cute then?

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>>377440197

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>>377430154

>>377440339
i posted the pic just to get some (you)s thanks

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>>377428940
I still haven't played it.

>>377440564
this, but with smaller eyes and a shitty goatee

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>>377428940

I really don't know. Skinny, brown hair and blue eyes?

>>377439812
>pre-marital sex

I doubt anyone saves themselves for marriage nowadays.

>>377429049
Two numbah 9's....

>>377433636
amethy pls

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Literally me in a suit and sunglasses.

>>377441381
it's a choice i swear

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I even wear the bandana but my eye isn't fucked up

>>377441520
>standard-issue nigger
who would've thought

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>>377428940
I actually did unintentionally look a bit like RE4 Leon for a while, similar hair and same shape of head and stuff, but then my hair grew out more.

So for me it's Kefka, intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

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Literelly me

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>>377431331
P5 MC was made so he looked like every generic slim young adult for self insert fags as long as you have wavy hair anyway.

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>tfw

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>>377442129
Please tell me that's like a vita port or something, that shit looks worse than No More Heroes on the Wii.

>>377441790
What does that even mean?

>>377430154
Todd hanging from the lens of the camera?

Persona 3 and 4 looked like PS1 games so I'm not sure what you expected.

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>>377428940
Not bald enough for it yet but going bald runs in the familie.

>>377442461
Military grade mass produced African-American, I guess

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>>377442521
Bend over.

>>377442362
Screenshots almost always look worse than the actual product.

when will spergs on /v/ realize this

>>377442362
it's an engine that was developed for early PS3 games, but took so fucking long to work properly that they decided not to fuck with it and still release a game because they didn't want their time wasted on nothing

>>377442461
There is nothing extraordinary at all about the character you posted, other than the fact that he's black and you're fishing for (you)s

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just like him, I'm mediocre

>>377442687
>getting this triggered by your run of the mill black person

what's it like to be so scared of black people?

>>377442829
well, considering they consider white people to be their enemy and will rob, rape, or murder them, or a combination of all 3, is a pretty good reason to be cautious.

>>377442107
damn dude do you see those lips jesus

>>377442829
>>377442951
Integrating niggers was a mistake. Now there are thousands of clones that look like the image you posted. Nu-african states are sure a great place, huh?

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Literally me

>>377439626
TEXAS
E
X
A
S

>>377439626
proofs?

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>>377442898

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People tell me I look like this guy and always joke with me like "Hey Wolfgang didn't know you were still around." There's no way I'd still be alive though, haha.

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No beard, no scars, blue eyes, paler skin, balding head and a bit smaller mouth and that's me

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I aint as buff though

>>377442676
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-damage control!

>>377442678
What the fuck are they being paid for then?

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No bully plz!

>>377443742
So, ugly?

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>>377428940
literally me desu

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>>377443560
I would but it's not as attractive as you'd think in real life. I often accidentally scare people when I'm looking down and my hair covers my face or I'm in a corner or something. I was walking to 7/11 once and some guys yelled "hey Ring bitch!" to me. Luckily I take that as a compliment since I'm a horror freak.

>>377440546
I would still let you suck my dick.

>>377443734
>I'd

>>377444103
Yeah pretty much so

Even my own mother doesn't say I'm handsome

>>377444127
Cute, desu.

>>377444143
w-what makes you think i'd want that?

>>377444127
PLEASE BE IN FLORIDA

>>377444127
>I was walking to 7/11 once and some guys yelled "hey Ring bitch!" to me. Luckily I take that as a compliment since I'm a horror freak.
kek thanks for making me laugh anon, here's a (You)

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I've been told by multiple people that I look like Pablo Escobar.

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>>377444212

>>377428940
This is great

>>377444256
>Ever being in Florida for any reason at all
I wear all black and have long dark hair, why would I EVER go to humidity hell? I'd rather shit in me hands and clap.

>>377444428
what music do you like

>>377433719
>Kefka "Literally Me" Palazzo

based

>>377444127
how many autisms do you have? Do you own a trenchcoat?

>>377443151
I bet he could suck some mad dick.

>>377444251
We could cuddle afterwards , and then later I could fuck your ass.

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>>377444428

>>377444624
i wonder what it would feel like to have those thick lips around my dick haha just wondering though cause that would be gay haha

>>377444428
You could hunt yourself some shoes.
fun stuff

>>377444486
New wave, celtic, ambient are the top 3 that come to mind but my tastes are all over the place.
>>377444621
A lot, but when you're a girl you get diagnosed with "OCD" instead. I've been pretty sure I'm autistic since I was young but for some reason doctors don't like calling girls autistic. I mean I fucking idolise horror monsters and ghosts for fuck's sake, if that's not autistic as hell then I don't know what is. I started growing out my hair solely because I want to look like a ghost. It's working at least. Also I think trenchcoats are cool but not on me, I just wear baggy sweaters and long skirts pretty much exclusively.

>>377444848
I hope you're just wondering for a friend.

>>377444674
posting anime doesn't make me cute senpai

>>377444957
You sound cute. Will you be my gf?

>>377444957
Do you want to be my girlfriend. I have a trench coat and everything.

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>>377444127
cute
be my gf

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>>377444957
> I started growing out my hair solely because I want to look like a ghost
>I just wear baggy sweaters and long skirts pretty much exclusively.

You're just some dude shitposting. Perfect GF does NOT exist

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>>377445196
Delete this

I don't really know.
Skinny, taller than average, brown hair and eyes, a young looking face, and slightly disheveled hair.

>>377444957
No no be my GF!
I have a duster trenchcoat!
And I'm not a fats ugly guy like these other fags.

>>377445223
No I asked first

>>377444957
That's pretty cool.
Do you like Mark Morgan's ambient?

>>377439812

Who took the photo?

>>377445064
Don't be gay bro, post contact info so I can send you pics and vids of the dick that's going to be pushing all up in your ass. I cum thick loads too. You'll see in the videos.

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>>377428940
Except my tux is a proper one not I'll fitting, being made at Henry Poole, the originator of the tux first made for the prince of Wales. I've got on mine silk barethea faced lapels, wide peaked, single button closure, jetted pockets, 3 silk covered cuff buttons (working of course), high rise trouser, held up with outside brace buttons (to be covered by the low cut waist coat of course), fishtail back on the trouser, worn with my John Lobb patatent Oxfords, fort Belvedere silk laces, fort Belvedere white kid gloves, fort Belvedere silk barethea batwing tie, lock & Co. homburg.
Shirts made up at Turnbull & Assed featuring a detachable collars, high stiff wing collar purchased from Darcy washed at Barkers, the shirt features stiff detachable single cuffs, a stiff detachable front held by loop in the trouser so that it doesn't bunch up when seated, studs and cufflinks purchased at Benson & Clegg, hair cut and shave at Geo F Trumper, and a bottle of wine purchased at Berry Bros. & Rudd, cheese from Paxton & Whitfield, meats and other groceries from Fortnums and I'm ready for a great evening get together.

>>377444957
>I just wear baggy sweaters and long skirts pretty much exclusively.
>I wear all black and have long dark hair
Post pics.

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>>377445223
as if she'd go for you fags. pack it up boys, she's mine

>>377445096
>>377445117
>>377445196
>>377445283
You really think some pseudo-goth weirdo who openly admits to wanting to be a ghost and being autistic would even be a remotely engaging gf? I don't do anything but nap in a basement all day. The idea of me is a lot more interesting than the reality.
Thank you for all the positive attention though, it's nice to feel wanted for once.
>>377445346
Don't know if I've heard it, link to your fave?

>>377443130
YE YE (YE)

>>377445507
no way fag
i'm too autistic for anything more than mediocre erp on /v/

>>377445607
>Mark Morgan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cLRP-QQxn4

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>>377445607
Stop roleplaying, grown man.

>>377445530
Also I do smoke cigars, I get mine from JJ Fox on St James' not far from Jermyn street (near the beretta gallery)

>>377445607
But I'm an edgy pseudo-goth (sort of) autist too,

>>377445607
>You really think some pseudo-goth weirdo who openly admits to wanting to be a ghost and being autistic would even be a remotely engaging gf?

Yes. Ghost blowjob woo woo!

>>377445607
Yes, you sound perfect. Too bad girls like you are incredibly hard to find.

>>377445607
Fallout 2 soundtrack is his most famous work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h38zN_vF_dQ
One of my favorites along with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_rii4KE4pQ

>>377445826
it's a man larping online you dumb fucker

>>377445607
So? Be my gf anyway. It's not like we're too different anyways.

>>377428940
I'd anally punish it.

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>>377428940
>I actually took my RE4 Game case into the barbershop one day and said, "I want this haircut."

>>377445607
>You really think some pseudo-goth weirdo who openly admits to wanting to be a ghost and being autistic would even be a remotely engaging gf? I don't do anything but nap in a basement all day. The idea of me is a lot more interesting than the reality.
Yes.

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I'm getting old, /v/. Please tell me I'm not the only one.

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>>377445863
>Posts 3 Mark Morgan Fallout tracks
>no metallic monks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Q2WlVuaqs

>>377445607
You sound like the perfect GF. Low maintenance, into interesting things. Probably down to just spend the whole day doing virtually nothing. Have some confidence. Though I don't recommend posting any actual pictures of yourself. Never know what kind of wackos are lurking.

that feel when quickly approaching the 'have a pulse and love me at least 20% as much as I love you and I'll be loyal for life' stage

>>377428940
This man looks/sounds more confident in himself than half of /v/ to be honest.

>>377445607
You sound like we would get along. Plus we could cuddle together when you nap. Or you can use my lap as a pillow, if you know what I mean.

>>377445883
I can jerk off to this either way desu

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>there are people ITT actually believing this (((girl)))'s bs
its a dude lads calm down

>>377446036
I feel like setting my standards to "Just don't be fat" is still too high

>>377446023
i'm 21 and i feel like i've been living for too long already

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>>377446036
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>>377445792
Embarrassing.

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>>377445536
Since this thread is going to die soon and there's no harm I guess. I'll just mark this down as my bicentennial attention whoring so I don't have to feel guilty about it. Please no bully.
Here's a selfie from a couple months ago, I have a hard time smiling so I apologise.
>>377445710
>>377445863
Oh nice, I know what I'll be listening to today then. Thanks for the rec. I really should play the older Fallout games some time.

>>377428940
He actually doesnt look too bad imo but the katana and other fedora lord elements really put the nail in the coffin

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>>377445607
i'm pretty lame myself i'll have you know

i'll stop now but if you have a twitter or something please let me know

>>377446159
You're cute as fuck. We should go out ghost girl.

>>377446145
I'm 29. It doesn't get any easier.

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Closest I can think of. I guess it counts

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>>377446146
Look at where we are

>>377446159

>No timestamp

sure thing

>>377446159
I reeeally think you should be my gf

>>377446124
Depends on what you define as fat. Like OBEAST mode or like, 30 pounds over the recommended weight?

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>>377446159
I'll post my face too.
try not to get too scared.

>>377446257
Me too bro. Shit sucks.

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>>377442107
>tfw have massive lips
>bigger than stereotypical nigger lips
>friends joke that joke that I got good dicksucking lips

>>377446159
I would sustain you economically and expect nothing in return to be honest.

>>377446159
timestamp with tits

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>>377446159
>Posting a pic

Now I know you're actually fake. Still fuck you for putting the idea of cute goth gf in my mind

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>>377446145
23 here
Things are getting worse by the second

>>377446159
do you do anal

>>377446159
Oh just imagine the things we could do
You under me
Me under you
We can catch the liquor store before two

>>377446159
Genuinely Cute, and it even has high odds of being you as neither yandex nor google found a copy of this image (^:

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>>377446159
>those nice full lips

>>377446386
I almost married a goth girl. It's not as great as you think it is.

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Same hair
Same beard
Same eye color

>>377446386
There, there, anon-chan. If it makes you feel any better, just know that there's millions of chads across the planet trying to score with cute basement dwelling goth GFs and none of them are having any success either.

>>377444428
Are you one of those creeps that always wear hoodies when they go outside, even in the summer?

>>377446235
You are genuinely a pathetic human being.

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>>377446364

>Be 17
>18th Birthday
>Oh fuck, I'm an adult, I can go to jail now
>Time goes even faster, don't give a shit, enjoy my long hair and young look
>Reach 25
>Start to realize, this shit won't last forever and will probably en up baldin at one point and looking terrible
>Star a diet and excercise every weekday out of fear of hitting 30 and being fat, balding and depressed.


Shit, don't wanna start getting into prostate exams later in life.

>>377446592
Reminder to not ignore rectal bleeding to avoid ending up like asscancer man of non-reviews and shitty opinions.

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>>377446159
bangs aren't long enough
0/10

>>377446492
>edit 1 pixel
>now it can't be reverse image searched
hownew.ru

>>377446159
I came

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>>377445530
>Except my tux is a proper one not I'll fitting, being made at Henry Poole, the originator of the tux first made for the prince of Wales. I've got on mine silk barethea faced lapels, wide peaked, single button closure, jetted pockets, 3 silk covered cuff buttons (working of course), high rise trouser, held up with outside brace buttons (to be covered by the low cut waist coat of course), fishtail back on the trouser, worn with my John Lobb patatent Oxfords, fort Belvedere silk laces, fort Belvedere white kid gloves, fort Belvedere silk barethea batwing tie, lock & Co. homburg.

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>>377428940
not vidya, but with dark blonde hair and amber eyes.

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>>377446552
>You are genuinely a pathetic human being.
i know

>>377446693

I actually had this happen a lot during high school due to some sort of disease, stress and bad alimentation, good thing I was kinda chubby or else I could've probably died, lost a shit ton of weight, but I disregarded that shit and once I was cured I ate like a pig, last year I saw a selfie, and realized it was time to stop.

Start doing some excercise and eat healther bros, will be much harder later.

>>377446159
>I wear all black
>wears green

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Too bad there was never a vidya game with fat drew carey because I'm a spittin image.

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>ywn be a girl or a "girl" attention whoring on /v/
it's not fair

>>377446159
>that bald spot

ayy

>>377446315
>>377446384
Where should I post it? Not here, already shaky enough from posting one pic of myself. I already wrote out the timestamp.
>>377446373
This is all I'm looking for in a person. Buy me games and we can play together.
>>377446552
Yes... I don't like my body. I'm Irish so you can imagine the garbage genes I've got. I'd rather conceal with baggy clothes.

>>377446870
>tfw fitness plan to 1st do pull ups without losing weight through cardio and shit
>once i have enough strength for fat fuck pull ups i lose weight then i can do even more of them

>>377446717
I don't know how people can handle bangs going farther than their nose, it makes me want to sneeze every time I move. It's really inconvenient.

>>377446958

>tfw u are but won't attention whore

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>>377446592
My metabolism went to shit literally the second I hit 25. Luckily I got my health together at 21, so it's not too hard keeping on top of it. I was also fortunate enough to not be born ugly and with heavy Eastern European facial features (which tend to look decent on older men). I can only hope that keeps up though. The hard reality is that short of luck and staying on top of what I can, it's really not up to anything but chance.

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>>377446159
haha, that picture was taken with one of the snapchat filters that automatically makes your jawline thinner.
also my face again

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>>377446159
Oh, hee hee Oh my.
M'lady, you surprise me
>*Blushes profusely*
These lips, how delectably delightful
>*Coquettishly gives face a tongue bath*
M'lady you must forgive me. I am at surely at my most..
>*Breathes in, bashfully*
Devilish
Might I be so bold as to savour thine toes
>*Slobber gently over toes*
The beast awakens, m'lady
Ohh, my my yes indeed.
I shan't hold back, m'lady
>*Rubs all three inches mischievously over buttocks*
A smorgasbord of sexual succour, woman is thy name
>*Parts buttocks to unleash the pungent vinegar stink*
My lady, my lust betrays me
>oh yes ooh OOOH OH GOOD BRUUUUUAAAAAAHA BRAAAAAAAAP PFTTTTTTTTT BWIT BOUBOUBOUBOU PFFFFFNAAARSCH

>>377446798
These are shops who serve royalty, also I'm not fat, I'm 6'2 175 pounds with a 32 inch waist.

>>377446958
You just have to post a cute anime girl and go along with it, instead of giving up on the first post like this fag >>377429550

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Me on the left

>>377446994
just post a timestamp here you've already posted your face

>>377446994
/soc/ or imgur.

>>377429049
Big Smoke, it's me, Carl! Chill, chill!

>>377447017
why
>>377447078
lmao that was me

>>377446994
Post steam id, you can be my steam girlfriend.

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>>377447073
>also I'm not fat,

>>377447078
>girl

>>377446994
I'm starting to think I have a thing for Irish girls.

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If I shaved

>>377447241
Yeah me too but I discovered this when I kept masturbating to my mom all the time.

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Pretty accurate.

>>377447005

Don't give up anon, it'll be worth it, be warned though, once you reach a certain age and meet some old friends and see that they never bothered with fitness, it will be a bit sad, but be happy you did and keep that style for the rest of your life if you can, would be even worse to turn into a greasy fat fuck with borken dreams and see a friend all fucking ripped and with good health.

It's never too late to start, though, just gets harder, pants I wore at the start of the year no longer fit and I need a fucking belt (and fit into the 6th hole of it) in order for them to not fall off.

>>377446352
I'm fine with a little meat but when it starts getting flabby or chubby I'm completely turned off

>>377446516
Thomas, is that you?

Get back to work, chef.

>>377446994
I want to make you my wife.

>>377447413
I'm working on it already.

>>377446901
I kind of want a Drew Carey game now.

Maybe he's in some shovelware Price is Right game

>>377447217
I'm not American

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>>377447042
>>377447132
>>377447151
Fuck it, haven't bathed in days and in my lame pyjamas. Timestamp is backwards but I'm too lazy to fix. No snapchat filter either so you can see how pointy I am.
>>377447207
It should be konabos, I've been trying to use it a lot more lately.

>>377447673
I came again

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>>377447673

No fucking way!

You actually did it!

Nice teeth I guess.

>>377447673
Please marry me and age 5 kids with me, I'm a Christian so I don't even want you to work just wear long skirts and let me teach the kids the bible

>>377447259
You'll fit in great on 4chan

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>>377447673

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>>377447673
FUCKING STOP.

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>>377447673
Spooky face guy that pointed out the filter here again, you actually look cuter in this picture tbqh.

>>377432172
LONDON
O
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D
O
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>>377447673

>tfw I'll never have a qt ghost gf

why even live?

>>377447673
I'm going to have you fall for me and we are going to get married and start a family together.

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>>377447673
>inb4

>>377447673
I'll hit you up on steam. You're cute, don't know why you think you aren't.

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what the fuck happened to this thread

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>>377447673
so youre a guy in germany?

>>377447673
I like you better with your hair like that.

>>377447673

Um, I hate to be the one to ask but can I see your feminine penis?

>>377428940
He actually pulls the leon look off.

>>377428940

I bet this guys gets all the weeb pucci

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>>377447673
qt

>>377437042
>Johnny was never my favorite
wew lad

>>377442469
kek, underrated post

>>377447673
How old are you?

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Yep

>>377447992
not really, leon kennedy is ripped for his size, the guy in OP looks like a beanpole twink faggot

Man now i wish i had taken and posted a picture of me here when i looked good

There's cute goths here, socializing with normies only gave me trouble, drama an a horrible depression that only made me go back to being ugly

Now im on the process of getting my shit back together... again, lesson learned never go for normies

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>all it took was 1 (ONE) fucking woman to ruin a thread
thank god im gay and dont have to deal with women, every single one of them ends up being an attention whore

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>>377447761
>>377447780
>>377446348
>>377446384
>>377446475
>>377445792
>>377446036

>>377447974
-rep nigger faggot

Simplex 21 Jun, 2016 @ 6:39pm
-rep cheater

clug 16 Apr, 2016 @ 8:00pm
-rep steeling my Mylittlepony cards

>>377448106
You're being an attention whore too though.

>>377448106
Fuck off fag

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>everyone thinks it's perfectly okay for this guy to be an autistic weeaboo because he rolled the genetic dice well
Makes me upset to be desu.

>>377446693
>Blood in shit a few months ago
>Ignore it until it goes away
>Nothing happened
Looks like I'll have to kill myself the hard way

>>377428940
Damn, I have not seen myself as gay but this guy gets my sexual hormones going. I would love to just sit there and look at him for hours.

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>>377447673
hey, sorry I saw your pics and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

skype: tylersass17
steam: yaboityler99

>>377447673
Where is the picture of that little girl with the buck teeth making a "u wot" face

I unironically look like James Sunderland to the degree I fooled my mother with a picture of him.

>>377448106
Says the attention whoring faggot.

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looks exactly like me

>>377448106
People ask for timestamp and she delivered, take the dick out your ass fag.

>>377447673
Listen little baby. You´re gonna get a lot of hurtful and degradgin comments. But that ain´t what i´m about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You her me, sugar? PERFECT. Don´t ever change. You deserve everything and anything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking about you hurting

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>there are fugly girls in this thread and they're jealous of the one decent looking girl who posted herself

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>>377447763
I drank too much soda as a kid so they came out weird, my big ass lips usually cover them.
>>377447780
Convert to kemeticism and I'd consider it. Sorry about the kids though I'm barren and sickly. What about cats instead?
>>377447974
Oh forgot I changed my id a long time ago, try "Anolei". My icon is Midori from Luluco.
>>377448057
22, I get told I look like a 15 year old a lot though.
Also thank you all for the attention, I've been in a slump due to medical issues and even if it's just randos saying they want to breed me it's still the nicest things people have said to me recently.